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Dough!
Doh!
mow
so?
Know
Rho
go.
Low
No!
Grow.
flow
O’RLY????
HI BRAZIL!!!
sew
throw
(Words that rhyme with “dough” won’t nest below this level)
So?
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
First?
ruh-roh!
yeah-um screw that HO
Though.
Poe
Ho ho ho…
Sloe.
snow
tremolo
Tiffany & Co.
Yo!
vibrato
Serpico
FIRST
Crow?
Oh
CUNT
aw!!! hehe
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Toe
COMBO BREAKER !!!!!!!!!
COMBO BREAKER !
Turn a feature of that countenance upside down.
Indubitably!
Joe Ro……(gan)
A guy named Bo!
Whoa!
no show Bro!
Whoa…
A dog named Jake and a cat named Kalamazoo
xo
blow the snow, you silly ho…
errr…
*fail*
A boy named Sue.
Damn, you beat me to it
Folsom Prison Blue(s)
Fo’ sho’
whoa..
Communist smash!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
sloppie joe?..
C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breakerrrrrrrrr
lmaO
fo sho
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
WOAH!!!
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Oregano?
hoe
show!
COMBO BREAKER!
No Show.
ho ho ho!
I’m a little saucy today.
Oh that’s just cheesy!
You just have to top me, don’t ya?
You’re such a ham.
There’s mushroom here for comments.
Oh, don’t be such a square.
You’re a deep dish.
Pizza meet you, sir!
Pizza meat you too!
C’mon guys, we’re barely breaking the crust on the puns we could be making.
Well, I never sausage a thing before. I’ve been bested.
*bows in defeat*
You too, k-k-k-katy. It’s about time I got a round to greeting you. (Please don’t call me sir, I work for a living.)
Pssh… that’s the wurst pun I’ve ever heard.
I love it when we all get along, it makes me all warm inside from my head tomatoes!
We’re just tossing the puns in the air and seeing which ones stick to the ceiling.
LOL B2th!
We try to bake it as friendly as possible around here.
Onion in a minute, some troll is going to walk in here, and spoil all our fun.
Wheel just see about that!
We can always get this thread bacon track.
Wow, it’s really reheating up in here.
Wheel slice the troll into eight pieces and shove him in box.
We’ve pepper’d puns all over the place
Oregano trolls will come around here now huh?
Will we have any leftover?
This is a no-troll calzone!
Olive you guys are so much better than meat this.
Troll calzone? That would be no Gouda.
That’s right Random Act, ham it up.
Is the pun run over? Guess I’m parley to blame for that.
The puns are repeating on me.
It’s pasta the point of no return.
AA, I crust that you won’t let that happen again.
It’s the end of the pun run as we know it, and I feel pineapple.
There’s no topping that.
Dough-nt you believe it.
Dammit…I missed the pun-run. I am basil-line depressed here.
Anchovie here are a few more puns to be used.
I never sausage a cheesy bunch of posters haming it up here.
I’ll be bacon a few minutes. I need to go get baked. Pie don’t wanna miss anything, so I’ll try to be back in 30 minutes or less.
I have no beef with you Katy.
Any way you slice it, it’s gonna be bad.
What a supreme response.
I always try to deliver the best that I can.
That’s a great pickup line.
you need to work on your delivery
You need to take out your duplicate pun.
P-P-P-PuNbReAkEr!!!!!!!!!!! nothin u can do about it.
Really? You’re a faker, so I doubt it.
Olive a snappy comeback.
Be sure to refresh your ingredients.
Are you guys getting the Pizza Hut Ad on the right HAHA advertising WIN?
*scratches head*
I’m sorry, I fail to see the pun.
Do they teach how to bake puns at the pundit kitchen?
Those puns are only half-baked. They’re not finished with the course yet.
I’ll see to your kneads later.
I’ll see to it that you rise twice tonight.
Ya’ll are the biggest dumb asses in the whole universe.
I feel like I just wasted my whole life reading your crap.
Good luck sitting at your computer, pulling your hair
out till your old and grey, Lose-ahs.
No, they dough’nt.
lettuce not forget to leave room for salad.
When dressing up your salad, include lots of veggies! A healthy salad is a…. you know what, screw it.
*walks away and makes a hot pocket*
Before you know it, your salad will be dressing itself. Ah, they grow up so fast!
This is the longest running pun I’ve seen yet, I’m not sure I can stomach it all. Dairy I go on?
We’re milking this for what it’s worth.
*pops in long enough to comment*
Well, this group is the cream of the crop.
*pops back out to finish cleaning*
fries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
W00T!
Now pay attention Mr Bond.
Why the f*cking hell should bond have to?
Please That was a bit random.
FORGIVE ME JEBUS!!
that concludes my review on pointless stuff.
Seriously?
woah
Amazing!
Failtastic!
snailspastic!
apoplastic
!
plastination!
masterba never mind.
…tion
there I did it for you
Thanks now I need to smoke. Ahhhh.
*holds out a lighter* Zeppe, is that hair on your palm? You have a problem friend.
*leans toward lighter, hair catches fire…FWOOOMMM!!!!*
*points and laughs*
Oh wait, Are you oaky?
Yes, that’s why he burned so well.
Was Zeppe made of wood?
You asked if he was oaky.
I had hoped my kind had suffered enough during the Salem trials. (will it never end?)
Hmm. . .renewable energy source.
That’s amazing!! Who on Earth would have thought that Pizza Hut had pizza. Will wonders never cease?
Not to be too much of a wet blanket, but I have seen many signs like
this as restaurants re-open with a limited menu after a hurricane. In fact,
one of my favorite pizza places, which is called The Italian Pie despite
being operated by recent Vietnamese immigrants, had a very similar sign
after hurricane Gustav. The proprietors limited English may explain how I
unintentionally offended them recently when I changed my mind right after
giving my order and called hurriedly after the server “Make my pizza anchovy’ed!”
that’s exactly what i thought, i remember august we had no chicken at hartz chicken and rolls… ): it was quite distressing, especially since we had no protein left in our house,,, even deep fried would have been okay
Really? That’s a fail?
After all in the UK they are rebranding it to Pasta Hut. No joke!
Here too in some places. All the Italians I worked with in NJ were highly offended.
Wait, how is that different than any other day for New Jerseyians?
Do they serve lasagne or lasagna?
Lasagne i hope. That’s how ‘normals’ spell it. But yeah, the British/Italian population tend to remain quite mute on alot of issues. Vocal fail!
Is lasange made with ricotte?
Lasagne
You’re so wise.
Is it Avril Lavigne or Avril Lavigna?
Viral vaginal?
Average Lavigne.
We know you meant lasangeles Sammy
Ricotte?
Ricotta?
I see, the a & e are plural versus singular forms of the words.
Does anyone know why posts appear then disappear then reappear or never appear at all even if the content is not suspect? Just curious how that works.
It’s the rainbows.
Don’t make eye contact they can read your thoughts.
*feels paranoid and scared of rainbows*
MOOKIE!!!!!
Sorry, I just like screaming your name.
Uh….ok ,THAT sounded better in my head.
*hides*
That’s OK, It seems that Mookie has lots of guys infatuated with her. It’s the smile I
thinkKNOW!What do you mean ‘infatuated’?
*continues building shrine*
That’s fine, as long as the wife doesn’t hear.
Mine surely didn’t understand, until I told her “MOOKIE” was an obscure Sanskrit word essentially meaning “Your body is my temple, your soul completes me.”
*lol* just hope she doesn’t access failblog
*thinks about that*
i OH SH!T !
*puts failblog.org on the blocked list*
WHEW! Thanks ErickB
Ricola?
Sarah Connor
It doesn’t matter that the Italians aren’t saying much. We’re speaking in English, aren’t we? Would you order a couple of pizze?
perhaps i’ll just have one pieca
perhaps just one pieca -???
Actually one of the options is mac n cheese with bacon, truly an Italian treat.
Dude, that’s my happy thought for the day, what a lame meal. Thank you.
Hmm. I was thinking that actually sounded fantastic.
It tastes really good. Not sure if it qualifies as any type of authentic pasta dish, but delicious none the less
IT’s about as authentic Italian as those “dunkers” are French. I enjoy a hearty jest at the French as much as the next American, but even I was offended by that one.
Yikes. When did America become so racist? Poor froggie bastards, they can’t help being inferior.
Tut tut, and i thought you’d all learned to be more accepting these days.
Lol.
Ever since we fled Europe over religious persecution way back when right? To tell you the truth though, I am a little racist. I hate rubber bands… *rolls eyes*
Who was persecuting you? We just needed somewhere to put all our convicts
Australia?
We filled Australia up, you guys were the spill-over.
Definitely not filled up! They just all stood on the coast to fool the British.
Haha! Those pesky convicts!
Look, if yiou guys want real Italian, you’ll step it up and get some ramen noodles with kethup. A little Basil on top, throw in a “BAM”, and you gotta yourselfa a goooda meal! *Throws up at the thought*
Ja Fail, I love your work.
Thanks! Fail cooking is a specialty of mine; been at it for a while. I’m also very fluent in fail drinking
Ewww ketchup or is it catsup either way, YUK
From my understanding, ketchup and catsup both exist, and are in some way different from each other, but I may be wrong.
They’re the same — or at least they used to be. Once upon a time, Heinz managed to copyright the word “ketchup”, so any other company that wanted to make ketchup had to find some other way of spelling it — catsup, katchup, etc. — so as not to get sued.
Sneeeeeaky, Heinz. Verrrrry sneaky.
I’ve never seen ‘catsup’, ever. Another Americanism?
“And, for our home-bred british cheer, Botargo, catsup, and caveer.”
Don’t forget the brown sauce.
Irony is a dish best served with catsup.
Are you a college student?
It’s not good pizza, basically ketchup with processed cheese, but we have it!
Is it free for 500 yen?
No, it’s a 3 dollar pizza. Let me get your bill:
JaFail Pizza Palace
(314) – pie – fail
———————-
1 pitcher budlight – 4.99
1 3 Dollar Pizza – 5.00
———————-
Total: $FAIL.00
*Tapes quarter, 2 nickels and 4 pennies to the bill*
Here this should cover it.
previous failblog references
WIN!!!!!!!
Do you have a hut, too?
Me wonna wanga!
Ne Jabba no bodda, tooch meesu soon goodies.
This isn’t the the pizza you’re looking for.
I will not buy this pizza, it is scratched!
Is your pizza skipping?
The stylus is stuck in an anchovy.
LOL
This is why you should NEVER use Gemini tables for your pizza. If you want to get the job done, it takes Technique tables.
*turns up the bass*
Get ready Pizza Hut Failers… It’s about to drop!
*puts on her party clothes*
Let’s GO, ja fail!!
*THUMP**THUMP**THUMP**THUMP**THUMP**THUMP**THUMP**silence**
*THUMP*ss*THUMP*ss*THUMP*ss*THUMP*ss*THUMP*ss*THUMP*ss*THUMP*ss
*THUMP*ss*FAIL!*FAIL!*FAIL!*FAIL!*
*dances around wildly*
*is glad no one can actually see her because she looks like a fool whilst dancing*
*stands in a corner awkwardly* *has absolutely no sense of rhythm*
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
That was just a dream
just a dream
*looks in corner* hm, no one there…
Let me shine my spotlight on it…
“For the flowers in the corner, by the room in the window, and the sun, said it all.”
Careful where you shine that thing, I’m losing my religion over here.
by the looks of things thats not all your loosing!
OH SNAP, 2 “THE”s IN A ROW
THE INTERNET HAS JUST DIVIDED BY 0!
The Internet can count?
Divided what by 0? You need a dividend, my friend.
The economy crashed. There are no more dividends.
Mathematical Singularity Detection FAIL.
egg-zachary
Could be worse. There’s an ice cream place near home that for the longest time didn’t have ice cream.
I disagree. This is not a Fail. This is clearly a Win.
Exactly. Obvious WIN, necessary FAIL.
Wow I think its a win!! for the sign..
Has anyone had the new pasta from the hut?
I had pasta in a Bistro Hut.
I wore a hat once eating pasta in a bistro.
The meaty marinara isn’t bad, the chicken alfredo is awful, and the mac-n-cheese with bacon is really good. In my opinion
I’ve been wanting to try it. Thanks for the info.
Happy to help.
I ate a whole chicken once from nando’s
I once ate a shoe.
I once lived in a shoe.
What did you do?
I took a poo
Where did you take it? To the zoo?
Did your poo moo?
Cuckoo
So lewd (almost a rhyme)
He didn’t KNOW what to do.
The island?
The question is do they have huts? Or are they able to form the pizza they have into hut?
You mean like “Pizza the Hutt”, from Spaceballs?
I wouldn’t know, but that movie sounds very intriguing!
That’s a good question. We need questions because without questions, all we’d have are answers and an answer without a question is a statement.
A hut made out of pizza= edible housing! The newest thing in evironmentally friendly housing!
We tried this idea before, but some dental rights group said the gingerbread house would lead to cavities…
Am I the only one to think that this image is photoshoped? I mean, the letters don’t even fit in the squares…
Also:
Oh my god, the PIXELS!!
One time I was walking home when someone came up to me and said “I’m the nanny and you’re the baby” and I said “nanny, nanny I want to eat a chicken” and nanny said “just get off!” and I said “nay, nanny, I want to bite your legs”. True story!
…
My super-duper decoder wheel isn’t working with this one.
Try using my schizophrenic’s thesaurus.
*grabs a bowl of popcorn and reclines back*
And then…?
I must have had a moment of pure randomness there! Sorry, that’s never happened to me before.
goon, it’s not cool to start an intense story like that and not deliver! Paramount is going to be pissed…
Is paramount responsible for No Country for Old Men?
No, that was Bush.
LOL!
*pulls out popcorn eraser*
*Grabs English-Goon dictionary*
Oh I get it, hahahahaha.
I believe you may need a Goon-English dictionary.
I have this problem. It’s like tourettes syndrome except instead of blurting out profanity, I type stuff on the internet. Like most people with similar problems, I’m trying to deal with it, but by God, sometimes it’s overwhelming! Do you think I have some form of brain damage, or a bout of mis-firing neurons?
I want to eat a chicken and some gus and I want the noonoo, pop it, pop, pop, pop…
You have tourettes fingers? Is that anything like jazz hands?
tourettes fingers…bet chicks dig that
Imagine what one could do with a set of jazz hands with tourettes fingers – awesome!
Hmm…I may need to speak with you alone later.
That was funny. I laughed…that time.
Blue2th’s tip #243 – You can ruin a perfectly good sandwhich by putting the mayo on too thick.
You’ve given me an idea, Blue2th – I think I’ll start my own set of tips. I heard this one somewhere today and I think it may be great importance, hence being my 1st tip out of a series of possibly thousands:
Goon’s tip #1 – Always take the chandelier instead of the safe, it’s priceless.
And then nobody can swing down from it to foil your evil deeds.
WTF??????
Did you find $50?
(On a side note, one of my pet peeves is when people type the dollar sign after the number.)
Right? It doesn’t even look right. $4 vs. 4$. Good call.
One of my pet peeves is how you Americans have started using the word ‘right’ in that way… :p
Why don’t you just give up and admit that one of your pet peeves is Americans?
It would save you a lot of typing, anyway.
No, no, I do love some of you! Honest!
But as a whole…
Only kidding, *hugs!*
She probably doesn’t want to alienate the American who pets her peeve.
Not to mention when something is less than a dollar and they put the cent sign on the left. “What’s that? Half a penny? *hands a penny* Keep the change.”
… *hides* I didn’t learn to do that until high school… I didn’t learn a lot of basic stuff until I got into mainstream education…
112th
Hey, I actually liked that!
“We have pizza.”
How cool is that?
This just in: Burger King has burgers.
Joe’s has crabs
They have a cream for that.
Bailey’s?
Beetle or Bill?
Bill Bailey?
*masturbates*
I love Bill Bailey! Not as much as Eddie Izzard, but he’s still a riot.
I’ve met him
(as mentioned in one of yesterday’s fails).
Such a lovely guy, and SO talented.
You know he named his son Dax, after someone from Star Trek? LOL.
Dunkin’s has donuts
This just in: If you’re hungry, you can eat my ass
What does it taste like?
Mac and cheese w/ bacon. It’s real Italian!
I will never be able to eat that pasta again without thinking of this. Thanks Ja.
Don’t blame me, blame Pizza Hut.
Sperm.
Sorry, that was bad but it was SUCH a good setup.
Such language! Bad p0rn based thought processes?
All of the above with a hint of coriander.
I think you meant cumin.
*awards Zeppe bonus points*
Absolutely correct, Guizeppe
meow
Cilantro?
Jawohl, der Pizza Hat here in Deutchland is always having “Wir haben die Pizza” on das sign! Tchus!
Unta Gleebin’ Beerin Drinkin’.
Pretty fly for a fail guy…
*is now having to clean water off her monitor*
fluchst du! du bist sehr racist!
lol
Don’t mess with a german student
that is a clear WIN to me
uradumbass
Aye, it would be a fail if the sign read “We don’t have pizza”.
pizza
ajfoedutcha
Gesundheit.
No Shit?
Well, thank GOD for that.
Where’s Loz?
In Ireland.
I thought Wales?
Nope. Definitely Ireland.
Wales? WALES?! I’ve never touched a sheep, I mean horse, inappropriately!
I thought that was the Scottish.
Maybe not so obvious as all that – I’ve walked into a KFC only to be told they are completely, utterly, totally out of chicken ….
Our Pizza Hut always has the same thing out, too. “We have pizza.” DUH!
I disagree with the caption.
Pizza Hut with pizza: definitely = win
Pizza Hut with no pizza: definitely = fail
In conclusion: This caption is a fail (literally).
Maybe they have real pizza. I mean, that would be newsworthy.
agreed!
obviousness obviously tastes like chicken. In Soviet Russia, Chicken obviously tastes like chicken.
oh no i wanted lemons!
Perfect for making orange juice!
Mmmm…orange juice.
I’ve recently started reducing the amount of soda I consume, and have started drinking juice instead.
I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. MTV hasn’t played music in about 20 years, after all. Take nothing for granted.
I think this WIN’s pretty well actually
I would make some snarky comment about this, but given the number of restaurants trying to expand their menu to the point that you wonder what the heck they were aiming to serve in the first place, I find this somewhat reassuring.
This is a “Pass”, not a “Fail.” They usually sell bad customer service…about time they brought back pizza!
marginal pass perhaps?
sfw?
It’s not that obvious if you don’t speak english…
I love your displays of “fail”, and this is one just
as funny as past fails you have shared with us.
thanks from tony
Pizza Win!!!!
this is shooped, the cards cover the bars in the sign. the cards need to go inside each space, but they’re over them.
EPIC WIN… oh wait..
.
In other news: Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep… he waits
No shit Sherlock
i say it’s a win! i’ve been to pizza hut where they have been out of dough, now i think thats a fail
Captain Obvious is back in town!
So good!
Every we went to Pizza Hut lunch buffet for lunch my old co-worker would always ask the waitress “You got any pizza today?”
Looks like a WIN to me.
You know the most worrying part of this? I went to a pizza hut one time with my boyfriend after an evidently busy saturday evening, only to be told at the door by the poor waitress “I’m really sorry! We have no pizzas left!” …That’s like the bank having no money, or MacDonald’s running out of cheeseburgers O_o
Well guess what: I went to Dominos with intentions to purchase a set of domino game tiles, but all they had was f**king pizza. WTF?
I dont get this one.. can anyone explain pls?
sometimes the wrong people are unemployed…scary!
Holy shit! That’s a shocker.
Why “FAIL”? That’s, of course, absolutely RIGHT!
I THOUGHT THEY SOLD BAGELS
ha ha ha ha… i would have never guess my ur name…LMAO!!!
ha ha ha… i would have never guessed from ur name..LMAO!!!
HOLY SH*T!!! REALLY?!?
Fake Fail
http://says-it.com/fastfood/pizzahut.php
It’s nice that Pizza Hut advice when they Have pizzas.One time,i was at the airport,and i Went to A Pizza haut and they didn’t have pizzas.
Yes,this is Real.It was about 2:30 am