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That’s an eyeful.
it’s also a mouthful for the girl…
Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Or:
Mmmff mmmmmfffaa mffff mmff!
Hey Chicka Bum Bum!
(I loves my Caboose phrases…)
Bow Chicka Honk Honk!
High five!
*High five back*
You can’t teach that!
Caboose FTW.
iPhail.
Oh my god it’s spreading!
Wow… I guess you did teach him something
You can’t teach that, that ****’s genetic!
Shut up Tucker
I love red vs blue comments.
Blarg chicka honk honk!
Bow Chicka arf arf?
Caboose!! How many times do i have to tell you to stop doing that?? xD
i voice caboose in red vs. blue. thank you for the compliment
what? don’t lie please, i can sue you. i ask everyone to not trust this liar, my name is joel heyman, i voice private michael J. caboose in the hit web-series Red vs Blue.
wow you just double failed davehoekst. bow chicka wow wow was a reference to the bassline in a famous porno movie. and even if it red vs blue who came up with it, it was tucker who said it not caboose
DOUBLE FAIL
ha! as soon as i saw hey chicka bow wow i thought of RvB
Assuming the girl is as excited about the situation as the two guys, this could be a monumental success.
Is this the opening act? If so I might rethink going.
Act one scene three of the Aristocrats, right before grandma takes the stage.
Before or after the kids eat the dogs poo?
It’s The Aristocats!
ahh can finally see your dragonfly Zeppe. cool silhouette
One might even call it a landmark achievement.
Eiffel bad for her if she is petite.
Pity, such a small girl with those men towering over her…tsk tsk.
You would feel better if she were statuesque?
Nice Avis! It won’t be Pharos to not leave some puns for Dragon.
She has elevated the pun to an art form hasn’t she?
Aw. You guys. Your colossus praise will forever stay in my memorial banks.
Dragon, you are always at Liberty to run the puns around here!
I sometime use Dragon’s and other friends’ prominent comments as waypoints when navigating the fails.
*tries really, really hard not to make an erection pun here*
*fails*
Me and my lofty ideas…
You have risen to new heights.
(Mr Izzard’s ‘Dress to Kill’ is on TV, I thought of my dear dragonfriend
)
I’d like to get myself a Pisa this action!
(I have it on DVD, my dear Loz!
)
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
*looks*
*can well those passions read
Which yet survive*
This side of the truth,
You may not see, my son,
King of your blue eyes
In the blinding country of youth,
That all is undone,
Under the unminding skies,
Of innocence and guilt
Before you move to make
One gesture of the heart or head,
Is gathered and spilt
Into the winding dark
Like the dust of the dead.
I’d like to respond intelligently, but I am sooo tired. Night, night, EB.
Isn’t that putting her on a pedestal?
No, that would not be a comfortable place to sleep.
*tucks her into bed instead*
I thought dragons slept on large piles of treasure, wouldn’t that be less comfortable than a pedestal?
Not when you’re with the right company.
*curls up with my admirable Admiral and falls asleep*
Dragon and bondfan need to get their puns in. They are quite a funny par-is.
I Louvre their work!
hahahaha
what the f’ck are any of you talking about? get a job
brown chicken, brown cow.
How now, brown cow?
Unique New York.
EGG is that you or a photoshopped fake?
I’m just wearing a bit of make up… does it show?
The anti-aging products i use got rid or the wrinkles pretty darn good!
New Avatar AND Name? Cute!
Thank you, thank you…
But I wouldn’t have made it without Mookie.
It’s a shame about my name, though… gravatar doesn’t allow names shorter than 4 characters.
At least here it’s not capitalizing the first letter. In Gravatar it looks like i chose “lame gg”.
When we put you in the spotlight, it’s like we candle see into your soul.
Cool! I haven’t seen it in a while? How does it look like?
Tell it that it owes me money!
The morula look at it, the more complicated it becomes.
Careful…you wouldn’t want to blastula him out of existence!
Deuterostome interesting evolution, anal-retentives, like our friend EGG here, aren’t crabby.
For some strange reason, I have a sudden desire to flash my cleavage…
Chimera wanna get a good look.
*moves closer*
What would you say to taking a bath? I’ll go get some towels.
Oh, anaerobe as well.
Well, I am feeling dirty…
I brought a fermented beverage; mead I say more?
Give me a sip, and I’ll be honey-tongued all night long.
You can see my soul? I haven’t seen it in years!
Tell it it ows me money!
LOL. lamegg from a lame duck I presume?
…wait…do ducks lay eggs?
I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that B2F.
*sigh*
Pudding bukkit please?
I just noticed the “F” part of your name is now gone. Observant? Not today.
Not the lame ones.
Do Fabergé eggs hatch into gold lamé ducks?
Lamé lamé duck!
GOOSE!!!*runs around group and jumps into empty space before being tagged*
(Ducks won’t nest below this level)
Yes… they are birds.
Yes.
Biology fail!
OMG, it’s LAMA DUCK not lamE duck!
FAIL!
Sorry, were you trying to say LLama Duck? Because if you were, the Alpaca Duck union rep would like to have a word with you!
Or did you mean the Dhali Llama.
Dolly Llama lost her voice the other day.
Dolly Llama? I guess the cloning didn’t work so well that time.
Me llamo Dali.
Bueno! ¿Está su nombre llama Dolly?
Bueno! ¿Está su nombre llama Dolly?
No, Salvador.
*melts*
*grins* (great way to slide that in there Mookie! you put a big smile on my face)
I am to please! Limit one per customer.
EGG OH! When you type in your comment, try typing “i am EGG” as long as your email stays the same you can modify how your name appears. You might even try just “EGG” again since failblog isn’t gravatar. Not sure though.
Hmmm?
It should work because on gravatar I had to choose another name since Zeppe was already taken.
iamegg, have you consider the handle, “Huevo?”
*detects mind control waves*
shhhh…. don’t tell…..
Geez, i missed a lot of comments for not “showing all”…
The thing is that i AM, in fact, EGG. But i’m only a huevo avatar-wise.
Does that make any sense?
I hardly recognized you looking so spiffy
Your smile is quite fetching.
Thank you! I had braces as a kid…probably that helped.
I had braces twice. I don’t think I ever had a high school picture without them.
Wow, Spork, you’re sporting new threads as well! Very nice! That really accentuates your curves!
The info was quite helpful for many of us who had arrived under-dressed.
Let it never be said that I resist peer pressure. ;P Thanks for the compliment! It’s the latest fashion in cutlery.
You can cut with it now, too? What is it at this point, a titanium sporknife?
I never had braces, but I’m considering getting them now.
)
My top teeth are fine but the bottom ones are wonky (I’m a thumb-sucker
I don’t know if I could bear the self-consciousness for a year, though.
Get Invisalign – the clear plastic ones. Unless your problem is severe, they work great and they really are unnoticeable.
Oh wow, that looks fantastic. And it appears there’s a dentist just down the road from me who can do it!
Thanks for that, I’ll look into it
You go, girl!
Your mom’s a dentist?
Where did you get that from? Lol.
My brother is studying dentistry, though!
Hey, that smiley in your post… would that be your cousin?
Yeah, but don’t say anything please… having a celebrity in the family… you know how that is.
The Human Torch was denied a bank loan
Brown chicken, brown cow?!? Bob & Tom reference for the win!
two soggy holes
Ugh, I feel cheap.
Well, you are Admiral Apparent…
I hope I’ve not beacon a downward spiral.
I hope I’ve not bacon a breakfast spiral
Mmmm bacon, I’m hungry.
yeah me too, ive got lectures for another 4 hours though
No bacon for the Admiral, I’m thinking, but…
If you’re going down, I’ll be right there with you.
*gives “come hither” look*
*douses pocket*
Will you two get a room?!!!
Oh come on. You’d miss us. Admit it.
Lunch is right. You’re like Pee-Wee Herman.
Trent Reznor?
I trim my fingernails when I can feel them hitting the keys when I type.
If you follow the link, the question was answered correctly the humorously erroneous answer had to have been photoshopped in.
photoshop FAIL FAILed?
Maybe I’m blonder than I think, but I typed in that URL and the page could not be found. So…. are you doing something differently?
how disappointing
what’s it called if there are three guys?
Scary.
Just enough holes?
*shudder*
D’oh. Ok I get it now.
What’s Homer Simpson doing here?
Not entirely sure, but I think you have to be over 18 to see it.
two holes one cup????
Now that just brings up a totally gross memory for me.
guyful tower?
*High Fives the Admiral*
Sir, it is now an EIFFEL TOWER! Yeah!
Sorry, I only let women play with my erector set.
Umm… You should probably reread the definition of an Eiffel Tower. No erector sets for the Ja. High fives for sure! So slap that hand soldier! Don’t leave me hanging???
Oh, there is just SO much here…there’s a traffic jam in my brain.
Oh, that’s why. Ja fail just broke the innuendo machine again.
*goes to get the toolbox*
Well, that explains why my pocket was on fire again…
*lends a hand with the repairs*
Let me know if my erector set can help fix the innuendo machine.
I think you just melted it.
are you sure you don’t want to make any acceptions for ja fail and i?
No acceptions or exceptions, but thanks for the offer.
*gets out the kennedy voice*
Erra, I want to make it very clear. The ja does not play with erector sets. Those pictures were photoshopped and you can not prove a thing.
Some restictions apply. Offer not valid with any other offer. Approximate odds of winning are 0:100000000000. Your odds may differ.
.
Member FDIC.
You must be at least this tall to ride the Eiffel Tower
Please keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times, no standing, and no flash pictures.
But video is okay, as long as it ends up on a pay site…
Jerk, he swore he’d erase that.
Is that more then half?
Slightly less actually.
More like an awful tower. Ugh.
Or an eye-full tower if she’s not careful.
Ha!
If there are only two guys, is it called the Arc de Triomphe?
Or the Pyramids at Giza?
Would that make the girl the Sphynx?
Makes me wonder how you’d pull off a Sphinx…
I think if there are only two guys, it’s called “gay.”
Do they high five each other afterwards?
I believe they changed that, It’s now refered to as a Brokeback
dont know but four is a cathedral
Twenty-four is a merry-go-round.
I thought it was a daisy-chain?
Ha! I had to google that – I just knew it was something pervy!
*practices innocent look* Moi?
Hee! That’s the first time I’ve seen you fail!
College?
Guyfel Tower?
Bigger fail: Going to a Randy Newman show
Do you have no reason to live?
Fat ‘ol husband comin’ on ooooooooverrrrrr
Gonna take a bite…uhhh nope, nope…
Oh wow, that takes me back a bit. . . Family Guy Y2K episode, amiwrite?
Gonna breathe on it first, wipe it on her shoit…
BOOM goes London,
BOOM Paree.
More room for you,
More room for me.
*applauds*
…Reviewers called raelalt’s performance ‘the best song I have heard in fifty years’ and ‘award winning’. Raelalt is due to embark on a tour of his song across the world.
First I have to steal the rest from Mr Newman.
His momma told him not to come see you, anyway.
Even if he can keep his hat on?
FTW!
It’s a Randy Newman song… one of the dozens of excellent ones he wrote in the 70s and 80s.
Bravo, Bravo. Presumably he goes on to win an Oscar and an Emmy?
Nice.
.. is a city in Southern France. Nice beaches.
I love mices to pieces.
I like to dice and slice rice.
I like to ice, ice baby.
Don’t make me get my birds.
All I need is rice, rice baby. Then their tums a splode!
STOP! I’m a wonton soup guy!
Help! B2(F) accidenty the soup! What should we do?
Use an action verb!
How far is it from the Eiffel Tower?
Nice is full of Eiffer Towers – it’s in Europe, for Gods sake.
You may also try this one: http://tinyurl.com/63byd
Nice beaches? LOL. You’ve obviously never been there, BFF.
The beaches in Nice are pebble beaches, bloody painful to walk/lie on and no good for making sand castles…
But it is easier to get out of your shoes and other places.
Heee! This is true. Although I did hear a story about a guy who got a pebble stuck in… well, never mind…
OUCH!! And ewwww.
Armageddon?
The Eiffel Tower, far better than a rusty trombone…
or a dirty sanchez…
or a Pittsburg Pirate… (go on… ask what it is… I know you’re curious…)
ok…what is it?
It’s a baseball team you perv… lol Or…. It’s when you get a little “something”in her eye, than kick her in the shin, resulting in her hopping around the bed on one leg with one eye going “Arrg”.
I was trying to remember what that was called since the “rusty trombone” was posted. It’s nice to know I’m not the only sick twisted person in the world!!!
right back at ya!
uradumbass
stoptypingwithoutspaces.
o k !
NARF!
ZORT!
SPORK! of the gods
*grins*
Soooo… does that mean a Broken Wheelbarrow is out of the question?
See, that was good. Just knock out the insults and you’ll be okay…
Titanium, why are you siding with the troll?
I think he wants to give him a 2nd chance. I’m not on the board so I have no vote.
I’m assuming you mean FailParliament. Every Failblogger automically becomes a FailMP.
I don’t think he deserves a second chance. A troll will always be a troll.
*sigh* *gives up the ghost* I have a weakness for comebacks that obey orders but twist them….
And I’m a she, by the way.
I second the motion.
And I’m pretty sure that Spork is a she…
My apologies to the lady.
No problem. And since the troll hasn’t redeemed itself, I’ll vote too.
Llook at those curves B2, how could you not noticed the swell and dip ?
You’re the second person to mention that. *flaunts curves*
And you sir need a new keyboard, it appears some of your letters are missing.
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
Didn’t we tell you to get in the troll cage?
We did. Noisy bugger, isn’t he?
*throws grenade into cage*
Alright, stand well back.
*grins*
*runs and ducks for cover in the nuclear bunker*
*staring into the glorious blaze, a single tear rolls my cheek*
It’s… Beautiful…
*plays sweet, sweet music on violin*
*dances around the fire naked, deocile*
*closes eyes but somehow manages to play the violin*
*makes s’mores*
Oh man, I missed the bonfire celebration.
*Standing on a distance, scratching back of head*
…Weird world…
*plays Smells Like Teen Spirit because I can*
a b c d f a i l e g h j k m n o p q f a i l r s t u v w x y FAIL
Oh that explains it a 6 yr. old.
That was kinda insulting to 6 year olds.
Damnit I knew we shouldn’t have installed that nuclear bunker in the troll cage…
Right you are, sorry if I offended any 6 year olds.
talldude, that isn’t the nuclear bunker you’re standing in. Please come out of the cage before sausage does something you’ll regret.
I always thought it was the angry pirate. I also thought it was you put some in her eye, punch her in the throat, then kick her in the shin. Then you get the heck outta there.
I like your version better… That comment sir, was a WIN
RipSnorter!
SnipRorter!
AKA Angry Pirate
OK, do tell.
EEWWWWW!!!
If you think that is bad, you should here about a butfer.
Here, I’ll set you up:
What’s a butfer?
*hangs head and walks away slowly*
Here or hear?
“What’s a ‘butfer’?” “Pooping, dummy! Mwahahahaha!”
Hilarious.
It’s a dikfor
Or a poofor
Well, um…sorry, I got nuthin.\
I’m hungry & going to lunch.
I expect some really good stuff here when I get back.
I got popeye’s
Love that chicken
Hope you’re not back yet – otherwise it is an expectation FAIL
’tis nearly always the case
I have Great Expectations in War and Peace
You’re such a little dickens, SB.
Acorns or pine nuts?
Roasted Pecans today!
I collected a few, waited till someone pulled into the parking lot and scampered under their hood and put them on the engine block for 12 minutes.
Mmmmmm! Toasty!
Question: when I try to “reply to this comment” my comments never show up. However, if I go to the bottom of the page and use the “leave a comment” whatever thing, my comments will show up.
How can I reply to a specific comment and get my comment to actually show up!? It’s driving me crazy!
Are you getting an error message?
Make sure the page has completely loaded before you try to reply.
Try clearing the browser cache.
Try a different browser.
Also, does the fail you’re replying to have more than one page? If it does, try clicking “show all” before you comment.
Additional also, if the fail you’re replying to has more than 200 comments, it has more than one page.
Sorry for missing your chemistry pun the other day. I was dis-solutioned with myself for missing it. I’ll know better next time.
Oh, it’s fine. I already saw your reply, and we all miss puns periodically.
Halide miss a lot more if other people didn’t point them out to me.
Chemistry is NOT one of your weaknesses.
Besides…you have really cute buns(en burners).
wutt?
Reply fail lol
FAIL!
I like how polite the first guy was.
That’s hilarious! I find it even funnier because before I got my iPhone I just had my BlackBerry from work. My friend is constantly asking me to look up things like “spacedock fondue” (I really do not recommend looking that up) and I’d look it up on my WORK phone only to be horrified and worried that they’d do some internet usage audit and I’d be canned. Needless to say I stopped looking things up when he asked. When he got me the iPhone, I finally had a safe way to look up the odd assortment of dirty things he’d ask me about so this whole “Eiffel Tower” business just reminds me of that. It’s also funny that he’s always talking about Randy Newman.
WARNING: DO NOT LOOK UP “spacedock fondue” On URBAN DICTIONARY!
*scowls at Emily*
NOTE: If you plan to go ahead and ignore my advice please have a trash can handy and schedule an electro-shock treatment to erase the whole deal from your head.
*dials local neurologist’s office*
ah ha! that’s where it went…
there’s a comment wormhole here today randomly grabbing comments and placing them willy-nilly about
I noticed that too. It’s a bit disconcerting.
Until I figure out how to put a href in my name: search “Tool Slideshow” on youtube. first video..my life.
Blue2th said: “Until I figure out how to put a href in my name”
HOW TO:
1st] Find the blank labeled “URI” in the comment form.
2th] Fill blank in with your link or web adx you want us to follow.
3nd] Write comment & submit as usual.
4rd] TA DA! Your name turns BLUE and we all Click It!
That was ez.
thks.
That was awesome BT! Tell us more!
(My motor sports hobby is restricted to four wheels and a closed track.)
B2(F), what part of the country do you live in? Some of that looked familiar.
And that was way cool btw.
Cool vid B2th!
no fair I cant access while at work
I’ve lost a few of mine too. Maybe if we tap the hyper-space drive we can pull out of this.
The Big Secret is out. Now it all starts to fall apart.
*scowls at Emily*
WARNING: DO NOT LOOK UP “spacedock fondue” On URBAN DICTIONARY!
NOTE: If you plan to go ahead and ignore my advice please have a trash can handy and schedule an electro-shock treatment to erase the whole deal from your head.
*dials local neurologist’s office*
Why would anybody have thought to do that… ever. The only way that I can see that being a good idea is if you really want to die from acute septsis.
spelling fail (sepsis)
ha. posting fail. should have typed “7th” anyway
*eyes cross* *heart stops* *brain explodes* Why couldn’t I listen…
Ohhh Gawd, Ohhh Gawd, now I see why you bold typed and double posted. Please listen to Skwerlly he speaks the truth.
*returns from neurologist’s office*
oljhkb *giigle*
*picks hed off kybord*
Hmmmmmmm? Whaa?
Hiiii Yall!
*scampers in circle-ish shaped paths*
Sorry, I’s not quite myself again yet.
Da*n it Skwerilly! you should know by now that telling us NOT to
do something will ensure that we DO IT.
.
.
WHo the He|| comes up with this $hit?
I am sooooooo glad I didn’t look…
be glad that you heeded his advice …
woe be to the unfortunate who ignore the signs,
disaster to those who ignore the warnings,
what is read can not be unread,
your fate is in your hands,
listen and take heed,
go no further,
turn away,
….
Thanks for that! Now I have to pour acid in my eyes and gargle with bleach!
Hmmm, I always thought that was called the London Bridge.
Or a Chinese fingertrap.
Hey that’s what I call a Friday Night!
heck yes! (what are you doing later?)
Oh wow. That answer was just….so random.
As for his question, the doors will open once Inpu starts listening to a Zeppelin song. Why not come to Inpu’s party instead. All our national icons will be there. Fox McCloud. Samus. Mario. Jesus. Abe Lincoln. Reagan. All of them are coming. So much better than that Faily Newman guy.
Zeppelin is always the answer.
42 is always the answer.
Do you know where your towel is?
Over the Hills and Far Away
I live for my dream and a pocketful of gold.
I’ve got a garden full of trees and a pocketful of cheese.
Right by the Stairway to Heaven.
This isn’t my towel. I started out with a different towel. Mine was blue. How did I get this towel?
If you’re Sage the door is already un-locked.
If you know the candle is on fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.
u guys are all retards….
Hey, at least we’re not failurepeople
I am
*sigh*
Right, to the Troll cage with you. Come on, move it!
Once he’s in the cage, I’ll back over it with my car to avoid a speeding ticket.
a
A what?
a Troll.
A sharp.
A babe.
*tag* You’re it! *runs*
Aha!
You do that.
I’m going to ask Dragonwriter if I can borrow her flamethrower.
Should I pull up my Fail van? We can toss him in it though we’de have to clear some beer cans from last weeks fail. *AVIS is my beer hero*
Sorry ’bout that. Let me help.
*leaves the flock outside WELL away from the van*
*starts tossing beer cans out the door*
Thanks for the help. It was totally wort… Wait a second… This case is not empty… *looks at phone* Oh man, it’s Friday… *scratches head* HAPPY HOUR!!!!
Woohoo!!!
I have others too, btw.
*Slams the door shut, cranks up Immigration Song by Led Zeppelin, cracks open a beer, nods at Avis*
If this van’s arockin’ don’t come aknockin’.
Zeppelin is always the answer.
Plus beer is great.
Does the ja Fail van have a waterbed?
NO.
I love it when you are authoritative! Do it again!
Sorry, I have to go do some housework now. Pleh. I REALLY hate vacuuming.
I agree it sucks.
Darn.
Not that I was invited into the van anyways…
CobraJoe: Bean bag chairs and a cooler.
Avis: Whoa… this went a little past my intentions. Nod as in “You ready?”. Typical failvan communication before rolling out to drunkenly cause mischief and fail…
I figured that was what you meant. I was clarifying for those who might have had thoughts of that “naughty” nature. Also, being in the van, I could tell there wasn’t a waterbed. Unless I’m in the wrong van?
Oh my dear God… I LOVE THAT SONG! When I was younger, I would endlessly annoy them by repeating the beginning “Ah” parts and getting right up in their faces! Ah, good times, goooooood times…
jerking authority!
It’s an all-in-one package. Dragonwriter is the flamethrower. You’ll have to deal with this one yourselves; she’s tied up right now. Besides, ordinary trolls aren’t worth debunking.
Um… Admiral? Why do you have Dragon tied up? What exactly are you DOING?
We’re burning the land and boiling the sea…
I thought you got her OUT of those shark infested waters yesterday!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
You can’t take the sky from me…
(Admiral…you get something extra special tonight for the Firefly reference. And for being just so damned wonderful.)
Ah shucks. I had some extra time at work today. Thanks for noticing the extra effort.
THen I’ll show up with a flock of my tiny feathered friends!
The Birds…spooky flick*runs far far away from the troll cage*
Ever read the story the movie is loosely based on? It’s way spookier. Birds taking down military jets and whatnot.
*Cowers in nuclear bunker*
Oh, chill, I leave the uh… dirty work to the birds.
Alfred Hitchcock’s Birds?
No, mine.
This did not go where it was supposed to. Maybe it will later.
Avis if you ever need assistance dropin’ the poo-bombs let me know.
I’ll be happy to ’swoop-n-splat’ whenever I can.
Trolls are like roaches you think they’re gone then another one shows up.
They/re NEVER gone. If you see one, there’s probably another 20 lurking.
And they can survive nuclear fallout.
really??????????????
I think this one’s already been through some nuclear testing grounds…
Smoke a cigarette around them. I heard nicotine kills roaches, and if trolls are like roaches…
Apparently they can’t. I saw a program and they’re not that good against radiation. There’s a certain wasp that has radioactive surviving powers hundreds of times better. Wasps are the angry of nature.
Not only can they summon their minions but, they remember what you look like.
They did experimenting with Bees to see if they could recognise faces. They put Bee treats under a picture of a certain face, and the Bees learnt to go to that face.
Then the radio went on to say they didn’t really recognise the faces, but the pattern of light and shade. They said you could do the same with potatoes.
I was sat there wondering how you’d know if a potato recognised you or not before I realised the pictures had been replaced with potatoes, not the bees. I was crying in the office I was giggling so much.
HOLDONJUSTMINUTE!!!
*squeezes the Moomin!*
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!
*dances away*
“they didn’t really recognise the faces, but the pattern
of light and shade.”
.
Isn’t that essentially how faces are recognized anyway?
I’d say no. The features of the face cast the shadows, so a change in lighting or movement would affect the pattern. This could render the face unrecognisable to the potato-bee.
I think it’s the particular arrangement of features upon a face that makes it recognisable.
“it’s the particular arrangement of features upon a
face that makes it recognizable.”
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To me that seems like the same thing. Therefore I
wonder if, as an animals’ inherent intelligence
increases, they are able to account for any pattern
change due to light (and therefore, shadows) upon a face.
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If so, then it could be the difference in a animal’s ability to
develop advanced skills in pattern recognition
that accounts for its ability to identify (or not identify) the
same object under different lighting situations.
Now back to your regularly scheduled failblog of irrelevant and irreverent posts. They are much more fun anyway.
. . .and then the lolrus told us it was the wrong bukkit! What a fail! How we laughed. Then he battered us to death with a halibut. Sadness. Kthxbai.
Yea it’s Troll thirty.
You dropped something.
Well I’m not bending over to pick it up, I’ve failed for that before.
Aw… please don’t be a troll. I really liked your reply to the “add a space” comment…
Too late. He has already been registered on the Troll Offenders list.
We can save this one….time of death…10:32am
*can‘TAH!’
I don’t know B2th, sometimes it’s kinder to just let them go.
“69 Failures in Communication”
Sounds about right for this fail!
‘What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don’t like it any more than you men.’
‘Spend a night in the box.’
‘Sometimes, nothing is a cool hand to have’
Is that a dragonfly on your avatar?
Is that a pistol in your pocket?
*ZZZZZZZZZAPPPP*
Aaaaaaah. Turns out it was a taser.
*collapses*
Sure is, they’re my favorite!!!
And a London Bridge is the same setup, but the guys hold hands instead of high-five each other.
Surely it should be called a Tower Bridge? London Bridge was a small stonework arch that is now located in America somewhere after an eccentric American bought London Bridge without making sure what bridge was London Bridge.
Actually located in Lake Havasu, AZ.
“Not entirely” …so it sort of was?
For our lysdexic friend, it would be totally in the negation, as opposed to slightly lacking in the affirmation. Hope this helps.
It says ‘entirely not’… so no.
“entirely not” is something completely different than “not entirely”…
Hah oman. I work for ChaCha. Routing error much?
This is fake. Put in the URL at the bottom:
http://search.chacha.com/u/PxbWIipF
You see the correct answer to the question.
Also, read about it here: http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/10/29/the-mystery-of-the-chacha-eiffel-tower-fail-pic/
The guide involved has weighed in on it.
This is not fake, and the link you posted (http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/10/29/the-mystery-of-the-chacha-eiffel-tower-fail-pic/) confirms this … chacha.com changed its database to hide the traces … epic fail
the first thing I did was to try to click the link but the I realized it was a picture and that that wouldn’t work…
er….. You FAIL.
You sort of win for admitting your complete failure.
i love how people bitch about trolls but half of these comments have nothing to do with the caption.
The caption is “FAIL”.
*reads Chris’ post*
Well, at least you’re doing your part.
Chris, did you notice that the time stamp in the chat reads 5:55 PM, the time in the title area reads 6:00 PM, and the time on the clock icon reads 9:00?
So are we saying the answer is from the future?!?
*Stares wide eyed in amazement*
Did they break the STC again?
The sexually transmitted cat? No, I don’t think it transferred yet. Or, should I say, ‘transfurred’!
How very punny of you.
Transpurred?
Wow what a party pooper. I just found this site a few days ago and, truly enjoy reading the posts and interacting with people just joking around. Frankie says “RELAX”.
I guess the guy that was posting about “felching” a month or so ago found somewhere else to post.
So maybe miracles do happen.
Wow. It didn’t take me long to completely forget that person’s existence.
Thanks for the reminder, Jon! :p
OH YES! That was not a fun troll, he was just irritating.
*sings* It’s raining men, Hallelujah…
I Am the Walrus.
But I am the EGGman!!
Coo coo caa choo
Usted es el hombre de huevo!
Nice!
*sighs*
I have no secrets anymore… oh well.
*Continúa con el templo*
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Testing
Was it a success?
We’ll see in a moment.
And one more time.
Success!
Why would u go 2 guys 1 girl? go like 4 guys 1 black dildo.
Oh. Looks like school’s out.
Some people like it that way. Who are we to judge?
Besides, he is color blind and can’t read the sign on the fence.
You do see that you’re only taking into consideration what the guys might want, right?
Looking good EGG. Glad to see you got a pic of yourself up
Go to wordpress.com to beable to change your display name.
Yikes! That’s one scary wolf, EB.
Let’s see if this worked….
It appears so
Let’s see if this worked…
(2nd try since my comments aren’t showing)
Cheers! *orders a round of Guinness to celebrate*
Sounds good. How much are tickets?
Soooooo the antithesis of FAIL…
i laughed so hard i almost peed a little….almost…but i didn’t XD
aweeeesome!! Just when I thought I wasn’t going to learn something new today…
I don’t get it…
The person asked what time do the doors open at the concert, and the website replied by telling him about the Eiffel Tower sex position.
Cellie = horsegirl
Hmmm when i typ in the link, i actually get a proper answer :S
Question
Randy Newman show at Seattle’s Moore Theater tonight. What time do the doors open?
Answer
The doors open at 7 PM tonight for the Randy Newman Show. Enjoy the show!
I couldn’t get the link to work. Link fail, I guess.
wow yeah I do chacha(as in I am one of theose people who answer the questions), but that is absolute fail
awesome observations!
It would seem that we have a fake fail on our hands.
If you type in the link it brings you to the question he asked, but it gave the answer of:
“The doors open at 7 PM tonight for the Randy Newman Show. Enjoy the show! Send FUN to 242242 and see what all the buzz is about!”
Though it was rather amusing, I think that this should be considered a fail for not taking out the link.
I love how the person put “but thank you” at the end of their response XD Now he’s going to go cruise the net for Eiffel Tower pr0n.
haven’t really read any of this, but scrolling down the page REALLY fast gives a nice visual effect
…MO!!!!!!!!!!!!! IB
Fake fails give me just as much lol as real fails. It doesn’t matter to me.
Wait, what?
This is awesome – I love the response to the useless information text.
Now I answer questions for ChaCha, and we do try to avoid such things. Either you got a guy who should be fired for a guide, or they somehow got answers to two different questions mixed up. We do get a lot of sex-related questions.
That’s awesome. I think that is a win.
This happened to my friend.
He got the same answer.
Hey guys! I am a ChaCha Guide and I can tell you that not all of us answer like that. That was a dumbass answer and whoever did that should get their pay knocked down! Keep using ChaCha, I give good answers!
In Australia this is called a “Harbour Bridge”. Might want to note that down ChaCha…
HAHA ROFL
fake
The guide that answered that question answered it correctly. The answer provided was….The doors open at 7 PM tonight for the Randy Newman Show. Enjoy the show! Send FUN to 242242 and see what all the buzz is about!
this is a fake
stupid chacha
“That is entirely not the answer to the question I asked but thank you…”
ROFL I’m still laughing