Comments on: Speeding Ticket Fail

By: Love Chase

Love Chase — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:46:55 +0000

No matter how safely you drive, sometimes you just need to speed to get somewhere fast, whether you’ve got a real emergency or you’re just running late. Or maybe you didn’t notice that the speed limit was a little lower than in most neighborhoods and you got busted.
Imagine how much more relaxed you’ll feel if you aren’t always checking your rear-view mirror for the police officers?
No lawyers, no clinics, no services that end up being just pricey as your ticket. How is this possible?

By: traffic ticket and criminal defense attorneys

traffic ticket and criminal defense attorneys — Thu, 13 May 2010 09:01:06 +0000

nice blog great work

By: Cal Sheridan

Cal Sheridan — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:59:54 +0000

So… maybe he should’ve gotten arrested for drunk driving!

By: not notdoppler

not notdoppler — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:28:38 +0000

I’m watching you FOoentes

By: Interneta pieslēgums

Interneta pieslēgums — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:17:56 +0000

PWNED:)

By: kay

kay — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:51:08 +0000

“theshield says:
November 29, 2008 at 2:52 am

stupid american cop lol, u have to wait for the other car to drive away before you start driving or you will rear end him like that”

Theshield = Fail. <_< About 500% more fail then the guy driving the car.

By: JNTramey

JNTramey — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:58:30 +0000

I guess the “conversation WAS over”, just not the argument.
When did the Public servent forget that they were the servent and the public was the master. CONVERSATION OVER NOW DUDE.

By: m2

m2 — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:07:23 +0000

not quite,dumbass

By: Interneta Pakalpojumi

Interneta Pakalpojumi — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:50:04 +0000

good one

By: Setekh

Setekh — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:52:39 +0000

ima spend my holidays from now on in America )

By: Rawr

Rawr — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:18:14 +0000

No…Im last

By: Rawr

Rawr — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:17:21 +0000

Theres no such thing as soviet Russia…Dumb ass

By: Boyah

Boyah — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:01:20 +0000

Too good… Only in America.

By: JonnoJ

JonnoJ — Sun, 31 May 2009 03:42:04 +0000

Literally running over a police car win.

By: jesse

jesse — Wed, 27 May 2009 23:16:57 +0000

I like how the cop says west dundee. I live in east dundee… on dundee road. WHY DO I NEVER SEE THESE THINGS WHEN THEY HAPPEN.

By: ABCD

ABCD — Wed, 27 May 2009 08:45:20 +0000

COP PWND!
wicked

By: Natalie

Natalie — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:34:52 +0000

I would have shot the dude after that as that is assault with a deadly weapon right there and could also be considered attempted murder in this state.

By: Toni

Toni — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:27:22 +0000

The guy driving was probably some old guy with alzheimers or something.

By: Hanii Puppy

Hanii Puppy — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:46:43 +0000

This is exactly what we’re all scared of happening when being pulled over.

By: reghrtyt

reghrtyt — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:26:17 +0000

i am watchin u ^

By: ShokuMasterLord

ShokuMasterLord — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:17:12 +0000

Ach… that would HURT. Fortunately you just made me lose my boner.

By: Deacon

Deacon — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 01:13:59 +0000

Yo Wankers. Keep the comments ontopic!
ontpic: WTF happened, whas that the guys revenge or did he get a aneuriysma??

By: Lone Wolf

Lone Wolf — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:01:04 +0000

I’m watching you big brother / bondfan…

By: Wurg

Wurg — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:07:12 +0000

k-k-k-katy, the true epic fail here is you name

By: ian

ian — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 07:37:48 +0000

wow what a dumbass

By: Mazz

Mazz — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 04:04:51 +0000

STFU BOND!!!!!!

By: Poop E. McStinkerton

Poop E. McStinkerton — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:11:33 +0000

Why are the comment threads at this site always so lame? Is it because it’s a FAIL blog, or what? If that’s the case, why even have them because I sometimes click to check out the comments ON THE ARTICLES in question and there’s always this ridiculous, unrelated spew going back and forth. Find a chat room, losers. What a joke!

By: Freerider

Freerider — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 07:24:52 +0000

Stick it to da man grandpa!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Speed limits are the crime not the cure! http://www.motorists.org/

Here’s the story in case anyone cares: http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=198346

By: dbc132

dbc132 — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 21:31:10 +0000

It was the other car that backed up into the cop car… the cop wasn’t being stupid at all.

By: Leoric

Leoric — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 12:17:33 +0000

noodleguy, k-k-k-katy, BondFan4518, titaniumspork19, mr. cuddles and Skwerlly Bob are all watching your “jerk break” Killerwit…

By: theshield

theshield — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 10:52:37 +0000

stupid american cop lol, u have to wait for the other car to drive away before you start driving or you will rear end him like that

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:48:53 +0000

I would have busted a few caps in the engine.

By: tednugent

tednugent — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:59:29 +0000

The Jerk Store called…

By: autiger23

autiger23 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 09:02:05 +0000

It happened around October 13th of this year. And apparently (via CNN) all the guy got was a $200 ticket (in addition to the first ticket) and he has to take a defensive driving course. Uh, I’d say that was intentional and he should have his freaking license revoked. I liked how calm the cop stayed even after it happened. I would have forcibly removed the guy from his car with my baton if I was that guy.

By: javier

javier — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:23:17 +0000

excellent!!!!

By: mejrm

mejrm — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:36:22 +0000

i vote lou for president ’12

2012, because hell be even wiser by then.

By: mejrm

mejrm — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:33:23 +0000

well said killerwit

By: kimberly

kimberly — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:29:12 +0000

*surprised*
Spelling FAIL

By: RS

RS — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:54:34 +0000

The Italians call it lasagna. Don’t know where you heard otherwise.

By: yarnboy

yarnboy — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:44:05 +0000

*surprised* about such a smooth mounting. Catching typo fail.
Grammar is awkward but correct with “about” in the sentence.

By: dixie runner

dixie runner — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 23:37:31 +0000

I’m watching Killerwit during his “Jerk break”

By: Hempel

Hempel — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:46:02 +0000

Global Meltdown Gives Mankind Good Motivation

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:56:24 +0000

How can we remember you if you don’t comment on current fails?

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:47:06 +0000

…I’m more than a little creeped out, thanks.

By: Sekhmet

Sekhmet — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 03:43:01 +0000

Groping magistrate?
Glowing manikins?
Growing moles?
Gelatinous molasses?
Griping midwives?
Gnawing mice?
Ginger muffins?
Goose magicians?
Ghost moments?
General mayhem?
Gregarious matrimony?
Gentle mothers?
Godlike morons?
Goldfish marriages?
Good mayonnaise?
Gold members?
Grunting messiahs?
Groaning masses?
Green martians?
Gawking machines?
Grandpa Michael?
Godfather Mitch?

By: letmecomment

letmecomment — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 03:05:44 +0000

turn your car off… turn it off… TURN IT OFF!!!

By: Kyle

Kyle — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:53:38 +0000

Yes, it is the same incident as http://failblog.org/2008/06/10/parking-fail-3/. Compare the car (Toyota Camry) and a freeze-frame on the license plate as it is going over the cop car in front of the camera looks like an IL plate to me. That being said, I’d say it happened in Buffalo Grove. I think the cop said “555 W. Dundee” as an address.

By: Hello

Hello — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:13:07 +0000

This is so amazingly perfect.

By: a huge rooster

a huge rooster — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:07:57 +0000

Well apparently it took place in Buffalo Grove on Dundee road. Or at least the cop was from Buffalo Grove. It seems odd that something from my area would be seen by so many people on the internet. Also, it was reported by the Daily Herald, which is the newspaper my dad delivers.

By: n8

n8 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:39:22 +0000

i swear to drunk im not god