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Who is Sage?
You mean Sage Bowring? You don’t know Sage? Your loss.
Parsley Bowring’s sister?
Don’t forget Rosemary and Thyme Bowring.
And their brother Basil.
Doesn’t he have cloven feet?
Who do you think wrote the note?
Someone with a pen?
I don’t know… you can’t really tell. Is that pen or pencil?
sholud be crayon
should*
*breaks out the shellacked halibut*
hmm… ineloquence again. it appears to be my plat du jour.
Tasty
yes it does. Maybe you should try adding a small but healthy serving of paradiginism. It would really spice up your writing.
I can narrow the search a bit: The person who wrote it also has paper.
That’s making assumptions.
We can safely say that at one point they had access to pen, paper and this door.
Also – they know how to write.
In English.
Actually, we’ve no proof there is a door.
That could be a table the note is on.
The fail could be on us, and the taker of the photo is laughing heartily at our idiotic assumptions of door existence.
…and they seem to haveissueswithspaces.
I think they hurried the last line as robbers and rapists ran at them while they stood beside an open table.
… and they know Sage.
open table and/or book.
They can read this sign like an open book? It all starts to make sense.
What if its actually papyrus?
but its not typed…
Curse those Egyptians and their reed-based paper substances!!
Mayhap vellum?
Or prozac?
The also have clear 2″ tape they used to stick it with.
Hey, maybe we can lift some fingerprints! Call the Fail CSI!
They’re busy on another case, casting penis shadows.
For a film version of failblog?
Wow, I thought I was being clever posting a two in one pun when Mikey D comes up with a third variation on “cast”. My hat is off to you sir.
And a gun.
i am pretty sure he had a door as well.
Nutmeg Bowring… duh!
By Sage Bowring, look at the handwriting its all the same.
Sage is a club in Berlin.
It’s also accounting software. The plot thickens.
And it’s a plant.
Doesn’t that just blow your mind?!?!!
brain go BOOOM!
its also a brand of fly-fishing goodies
That pretty wise.
It’s one of my favo(u)rite colo(u)rs!
It’s one of my favo(u)rite brushes!
Yours is one of my favo(u)rite visages!
Its also a spice
Yes. Yes it is.
haha your killing me here, mikey d. very clever of you.
Im thinking this sage person was also laughing his/her ass off at this sign, then the robbers and rapists got to him/her.
its also a shade of brown.
I know the secret.
I do, too, and I’ve known it for a while, except I couldn’t bother to do anything about it…
Let’s open the floodgates. The fails come out at 1 AM, 4 AM, 7 AM, and 10 AM failblog time.
*drowns*
Hm… I won’t be able to make it to the 10 am today. Maybe tomorrow.
I like it when Bondfan is first. He gives it a sense of occasion.
hehe thanks Admiral. They come out one minute after the hour, so I think a lot of people will be refreshing the page during that minute.
Too bad though that the secret has been released. Now we will be deluged with a bunch of nothing but “first” posts even more so then before. BF4 not only had interesting initial posts but he kept the losers from acquiring that coveted (for them) position. Oh well it was nice while it lasted.
My favorite is still the “Failblog tour”.
That should go into a FAQ for failblog and posted regularly.
Which appears to be GMT-08:00.
Looks like it could get competitive again.
When you spread the knowledge around, everybody benefits.
Pacific standard time it seems.
…or everyone loses.
Or the internet crashes.
Or the failblog fails itself and a black hole appears and engulfs all of us..
Then you will understand the reason I was not telling the secret for…
Then you shouldn’t have abused it and called attention to it.
True. But the temptation of frustrating a “Firster” was too high for me
Like a fart in an elevator
Like a fart in an elevator.
Conclusive proof that a change in avatar does not make a bad joke funny.
srsly? I think I just my pants.
Accidenty?
No, I think he meant to this time.
You left out the “accidenty”.
And you (AA) may tell yourself MY GOD! What have I done?
This is not my beautiful island!
This is not my failboat!
How did I get here?
where is that large automobile?
Same as it ever was.
*takes the Admiral into the blue again*
And the fails go on.
Quickly! lock up your cherios!
Letting the days go by ( water flowing underground)
Wait, that’s the big secret? Something anybody with rudimentary observation skills could figure out? Secret FAIL.
Yeah, when lou told me, I realised I already knew the ’secret’. I assumed everyone did. I was expecting some great insight involving passwords and biometric data
HA that’s funny, i cant stop laughing
Makes sense to me . . .
Tresspassers will be……
struck down by the force
… attacked with a slightly used rubber frist
…given a street corner and had better have that money by midnight.
…offering weekly rapes.
… forced to sit on the fence.
… bighten by the dawg.
…hauled via dolly being held by a fool sitting in the trunk of a car.
… duct-taped to the laderless ladder.
lader less?
Well, I guess that’s right, since because “lader” doesn’t exist. Thus all ladders would be without lader(s). Kinda like Wheat Free Ladders and Non-Invisible Ladders, they can all be found on the same row at Home Depot.
how did you make those backwards “b”s?
…dragging a shopping cart with a baby in it next to the vehicle.
…prostituted on a penis bridge.
…be hitched next to the donkey on the fail cart?
Do you mean Bill Frist or something else?
Eaten with fava beans and a nice chianti.
prostituted.
Inundated with previous fails.
Became painfully self-aware.
….have evil penis shadows cast upon them
What makes them evil? All the penis shadows i’ve met are amiable Christians.
She didn’t say anything about perverts so I guess it’s ok for them to enter.
sounds like they’re rural.
the perverts?
rural perverts are much more anal than them city pervs.
I blame the sheep.
There are no sheep. Only horses.
But I always believed that zebras came from marriages between horses and sheep.
That would be baaaaaaaaaad.
(Oh Gawd, how old am I?)
I’m guessing…6?
*zing*
No wishes for katy today.
But…but…you asked!! I answered!
*pouts petulantly*
It looks like you are pouting petalantly.
Whereas I’m just seeing stars…
As long as they’re not rapists or panty robbers.
Perverts: Door is unlocked and I am sound asleep on my stomach.
wait… is that an open invitation?
Bendover and I’ll show you….
Whips, chains, lube optional.
I’ve left them on the dresser. Along with Dragon’s duct tape.
Dragon will be happy you’ve located her duct tape.
Can I borrow it? My duck’s falling apart.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
*grabs duct tape and makes a beeline for the bunk*
Picnic accoutrements required, however.
Yes…I wouldn’t want anyone to have to buy me an accident card.
email me your address so I can stop by on my way home
E-mail me your credit card number so I can make sure it’s not stolen.
Now, see, that would make it entirely too easy. I like my rapists to have at least a small challenge.
That’s why the episiotomy. (I am so gross).
You did get stupider. ::)
Line of tastefulness? What line?
: )
* Skwerlly Bob Wikipedia’s “episiotomy”*
Not “gross” really, just in need of a lil’ psychiatric help.
Luckily, I have a nice soft couch openings all afternoon.
Wow, you guys just called me stupid, tasteless and crazy! Maybe I AM spending too much time on this site!!!
And they said it with a smile!
And she smiled back!
Now, see, that would make it entirely too easy. I like my rapists to at least have a small challenge.
surely a popcorn eraser would be useful in a time like this
You think that anybody “not uninvited” is welcome?
I think they are just “not unwelcome”.
Bowring is a “fru-fru” store located in Canada if anyone cares.
fru-fru = 1. girly decorative crap I don’t care about. 2. Not having to do with cars or guns.
I thought it was frou-frou. You’re excused due to not caring about it.
You see, east of the Mississippi it’s spelled fr…..aw, screw it.
O.o I’m east of the Mississippi… I obviously attended a better literacy program, though.
They have programs for that?
Previous fail reference. Probably under “Literacy Fail”.
I know.
Liar.
I lie not!
Not even with your wife??
Eh, depends
*snork!*
*fails*
If I may direct your attention to the afore mentioned fail, I believe you will find comments by a one Blue2thFairy on it…TYVM.
T.hen
Y.our
V.ibrator
M.alfunctions?
…if that was the case would it not in fact be YOUR vibrator?
maybe it was the ‘try me’ one on display
What’s mine is yours, Blue.
pre Blue2th that is.
Definitely an ‘off’ day… What’s happening to you?
Sorry again. No way to understand tones on the Internet…
Oh I was talking to 2th.. he’s not himself today.
I noticed that…a purple rash…hm. Could be serious!
Yeah. I realized I needed help when I had the same color rash as titmonger or is it tighmanager now?
Sage Bowring has his own store? Man, have I fallen out of touch with that guy.
… unfortunately, I do not know how to use it
Really?
Ahh, it’s Schrödinger’s door. Both locked and unlocked at the same time, but doesn’t decide which until somebody tries to open it.
At the same time, the person inside is both armed and unarmed.
Aww, a veteran?
ROFFLE!!!
no, Schrödinger’s CAT
Hey, I’m a veteran, and I resemble that remark!
That was a very disarming comment.
I’m not so sure, I don’t think he has a leg to stand on.
I was wondering how he was typing, but figured it was a tasteless comment…ah, what the hell.
Comment test for failblog:
.
Is it tasteless? Is it offensive? Is it rude? If so it is definitely failblog material.
A book now? The cat’s definetly dead now.
Wait… did i read ‘book’ instead of ‘door’?
*Grabs more coffee*
It’s ok, Egg. We’re laughing at you, not with you
I hope Egg grabbed coffee and not bleach, or something.
He sounds a bit scrambled.
Yah the brain cells are fried.
But he has such a sunny disposition.
Never too hard on anyone.
omelette fluffy have this one.
That won’t go over easy.
You shouldn’t coddle him, though. He needs to be whipped into shape.
Maybe we should watch what we say, he may boil over these comments.
On the other hand, Egg might crack up.
Someone should have toad him to stay in his hole this morning.
The deviled you say! Are you shirred that’s good advice?
Eggsactly!
(Oh Gawd.. that was horrible…)
We should stop telling yolks at his expense.
If he appoaches you, flee. He’s got that angry look in his eye because ovum.
Oh katy, you make me raf, you so runny.
*applauds katy* I was wondering how to fit poached in there just now . I must say the was eggcellent.
Why isn’t EGG joining in? Maybe he’s foo yung to get our yolks?
Because the poor chap has egg on his face.
Maybe he’ll drop in and say “Soup?” soon.
It would be rotten of him not to.
I think he’s hiding from a certain rabbit.
Or down at the pub getting pickled.
Or over at the motel getting laid…
Dammit, you beat me to it.
I wonder if we killed the goose that laid this golden EGG.
I’m just sitting here listing to an album-men at work!
Oh dear, again?
I roes to the occasion already!
And besides, Egg’s benedict all day anyway.
“listing”???
*thwacks self*
*lists a bit to starboard*
Thwacking off?
*is shocked*
“Take her to sea, Mr. Murdoch. Let’s stretch her legs.”
Dragon, I believe this bukkit belongs to you…
“Come on, just give me your hand. I’ll pull you back over. “
Erm…it’s not that I don’t trust you or anything…
…okay, it is. :p
I shall leave you in these shark infested waters. I just hope your dear Admiral will find you before its too late.
BAWAHAHAHAHA!
*realizes that dragons can fly*
Yikes!
*flees*
Takes Dragon by the arm.
*heaves to*
I knew you’d save me.
*leans-to*
Soup.
Did i miss anything? Rabbit? Where?
i didn’t know they’re so many egg refernces
Soup.
Rabbit? Where?
LOL! BTF, what a coincedence, I sat and watched Titanic yesterday when I was sick. (I know it pretty much word for word
)
Soup?
Phew, that was a close one!
No, not close. You’re in a lot of hot water up there. ^
Basted by now.
Hard…boiled.
You were close… I used that backwards ‘b’.
How do you make those?
You scan a mirror.
d
YAY! It worked!
Hey, that looks like the handwriting of a girl I know.
Is your real name Sage?
No so I guess the door is locked for me.
No. I wonder if the door would be locked for me.
A girl you raped, you mean. Then sold a gun.
what if there are two locks?
What if there are two universes, one in which the door is locked, and one in which the door is a book?
Exactly my point!
*cough[ioweyouone]cough*
Well, if it’s fiction, the book could be a door to another universe.
In which the door is a table.
..with a book on it.
and may or may not be lock depending upon your future actions…
… and your future cat’s actions…
well. Books and doors.. both can be opened.
…and shut.
and read .. just don’t stand too close when reading the braille …
and don’t touch the no-touch touch dryer. or something like that.
*tries to turn Mookie on by not touching the touch sensor*
Tease!
But feel free to judge the door by its cover.
I used to love those choose-your-own-ending books.
Did you cheat?
Every single time.
It doesn’t count as cheating if you leave your fingers marking the page. As you get further into the book, it becomes increasingly hard to turn the pages though.
I never had enough fingers, though…I’d always have at least 6 stories going on at once.
Whenever I read those I’d always go through ever option.
There was this one time I was boning my girlfriend up the poo pipe when I pulled out and there was a piece of corn left on my member
Your cleaning your fish wrong.
HEY! There is no excuse to dragging me into troll bashes!
sorry, uh…er..I…uh…oh look something shiny!
*flees*
*nabs*
And where were YOU going, hmmm…?
to the uh…barn to fetch some hey, would you look at the time.
*runs*
*fleas*
…And we need to know this why?
Better question, is he bragging or complaining?
Or just hungry?
Ick.
I think you have your corn doll fertility rites all wrong.
Corn on the knob?
Ohh, wish I had thought of that.
Sorry…’scuse me a moment…
*squeezes the Moomin!*
Ok. Carry on.
Hahahahahaha.
poo on the pipe? He must be drewish.
Well we know she isnt shrewish if she is allowing him the opportunity to get poo on his pipe.
Didnt recognize you there for a second Ry, how’s the move going?
Spaceballs?
please this site has enough puns
Do not feed the trolls!!!
that came to your mind when you saw this fail? lol
It was the whole “semi-willing” aspect of the sodomy.
p.s. If you really want to see a blog that fails, click on my FailBlog handle. Seriously, it really sucks and you should check it out. It’s like really terrible coffee that I want you to taste so that you can share in my misfortune.
Do it.
Now.
Thanks for that. I just got a little bit stupider.
I’ll still love you and take care of you Mookie and change your bib even if you drool all day.
We could all chip in and buy a helmet.
I warned you, Mook.
Tell your friends! LOL
*uses the tongs to click with clicking on the name*
Thanks, dude!
np
only got to that first one
*sigh* I remember a Killerwit who’s wit was actually killer. What happened?
Epic fail.
*sends SQUIRREL THUGS, INC. on a mission to goon’s place*
I’ll even pick up the tab for this “goon”
They’ll break his kneecaps. And then his nuts.
TMI… and tell your girlfriend to chew before swallowing her food.
Or change her feedbag and give her oats, instead.
She hasn’t eaten in months…
I dated a guy once whose favorite joke in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD was this:
Q. What happens when you don’t chew your peanuts?
A. Payday!
We broke up soon afterward.
Was he brittle to you afterward?
Yes, he sent her mounds of hate mail.
Yes, but being free of him was absolute divinity.
For some sick reason I think that Baby Ruth would be a better answer.
Well, men ARE from Mars, after all…
Fried?
.
(I was going to make a bad and commonly used joke about being from another planet in the Solar System but I refrained.)
Oooh, I have a frydaddy now! What do you want fried?
That Mars bar. Can you have it ready by the time I have eaten my haggis?
Hand it over!
Oka… now wait a minute! How do I know you will give it back?
I’m not really big on sweets. Very rarely do I want them. I have no desire for sweets tonight. I’ll give it back. Fried.
My little raelalt is all grown up!!
It wasn’t easy, especially the growing up part. I’ve been working on it for quite a few decades.
Restraint is SO overrated.
(Don’t tell ErickB I said that!)
That’s not what my girlfriend says.
What does your WIFE say?
I think his girlfriend IS his wife.
That sounds weird, but you know what I mean.
Well yeah, I know. I was hoping to make funny. I don’t think it worked.
Oh!
*snork*
Okay…that WAS funny.
I’m just a dumbass. :p
A little restraint now goes a long way later
*snicker*
I don’t get it.
Have you seen a Payday candy bar?
Yes, can I devert your attention to the smiley face just to the right of my comment.
Can I divert your attention away from my spelling fail.
And punctuation fail
I wasn’t really asking.
Wow, you’re too subtle for me, B2th!
Dammit, did I forget my irony supplement AGAIN?
*sigh*
Does anyone have an extra dose?
No, but Dragon keeps an extra bottle around.
*searches in purse* Hold on…it’s in here somewhere.
Don’t you remember that scene from Caddyshack where the candybar is floating in the pool???????
“It’s still good!”
What’s there to get? I’ve just told you a true and very disturbing story! Imagine, and I mean this literally, if you were in my position at the time of pulling out and staring in horror! I believe corn on the knob is the correct expression, but there is absolutely no way one can make their partner chew their food.
Oh, before I forget, I dated a girl once whose favorite joke in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD was this:
Q. How does your girlfriend know you have a high sperm count?
A. When she has to chew before she swallows!
We broke up soon afterward.
goon: “How does your girlfriend know you have a high sperm count?”
.
Somehow I don’t think that is going to be a consideration for you.
How does one get corn in the back end of a blow-up-doll anyway?
What a brave fellow! xD
I don’t get it
I don’t get it
Is it now my turn to ’splain something to you, EB? Or are you being ironic, as well….?
*chuckle* *looks around for the other “I dont get it comments” .. see what had happened was, defiants comment was here and then B2’s comment was here so I added mine to join them … cause I definitely am not getting ‘it’ right now but I think my ‘it’ ( of which I am not getting any) may have been different than theres. So, it was even a bit more vague than the “Y” comment
*understands* *sympathizes* Why the dry spell, EB??
In no particular order:
* In a sand box
* lack of selection
* picky
* working 12+ hours 7 days a week … (well when Im not posting on failblog)
but luckily 45 more days til vacation … wonder if it’s easy to pick up Egyptian women…
Ah, so there’s no MrsB?
Hopefully!
How old you, Katy? (me old)
*chuckle* Ahh, shucks
I’m sure there are some MrsB’s out there but none that can claim me.
Picky is good, ErickB!
*is also picky*
Me am 25.
You spend 12 hours a day working and then you… come on failblog?
*says nothing* :p
I work 12 hours per day, which is when I’m on here.
I like to think I’m being paid for this.
Desk job? I’m sorry to hear that
Yes, but it has its exciting moments. I work for a police station as a dispatcher.
Way cool. I used to do IT work for the local PD and dispatch had some of the most challenging and interesting work.
.
Their job was one of the most stressful I have ever seen, yet they were all very calm and poised while on the mike. Off the air, not so much.
Calm…poised…HA!
Although I was told once that I sounded like a sex phone operator. That made my day.
My only claim to worthiness is that I have as of yet to cuss on the radio.
*Yet.*
I’ll have to call you up at work to find out. What is the number for 911?
4-1-1.
999
999.
DAMN you, Blue2th!!
:p
Yes, yes. I was ready for that. But you see, 411 actually gives these idiots someone to talk to. Besides me. Because after the umpteenth 911 call I received from someone a.) wanting the phone number for someplace else, b.) wanting to know when their trash was being picked up, c.) asking when a local event was going to take place, or d.) hanging up as soon as I answered, I decided I no longer like people, nor do I wish to talk to them.
Katy we are in the same line of work. Do you dispatch just law enforcement or fire/ems as well?
I did police/fire/ems for 2 years, but now I just dispatch for the police. I hate to admit it, but I miss the drama of the integrated dispatch center.
It keeps you busy thats for sure. I live in a very rural area so we dispatch State, County and City Police as well as Fire & EMS all from one center.
Ours was the same. 5 frequencies, and something like 30 agencies. And we had 3 dispatchers on at a time. It tended to get a little hectic.
*pokes Loz* no I come on failblog while working :-p Most of my job involves deskwork and emails now.
You poke, you pay!
What if a robber/rapist that goes there to partake in a round of robbery and/or rape IS in fact named Sage? What if, unbeknown to the author of the note, Sage is in fact a robber/rapist? If your only planning to rob and NOT rape is the door unlocked? Or is it only locked for those that are robbing in addition to raping? What if you rob first and then come back at a future date to rape?
I think these are all questions the author should have thought through before writing this note. The robber, rapist and Sage communities are in an uproar over the discrepancies.
I’m pretty sure the author of the note had no thought processes occurring at the time of the writing as it was.
well I think leaving out these details actually created a security WIN. Rapists, Robbers and Sage’s are all too confused to enter…
robbers?? what are we, 12 now?… let’s use the correct term, “bitches who steal shit”
QUICK EVERYONE REFRESH!
It’s actually elaborate prank on Sage, the door IS locked
But what if Inpu wants in and he brought Zeppelin with him? Is the door locked or unlocked? This sign fails to address this question, though we do know the answer.
The answer is obviously Inpu, Led Zeppelin, and a bunch of foxes dancing.
Several thoughts…
Do we actually know they can write English? Maybe this says something in another language. The Chevy Nova didn’t sell well in Latin America because ‘No Va’ means ‘doesn’t go’ in Spanish. Maybe this note means something different in another language.
It’s also possible that someone printed this note up from the web. Instead of access to a pen they then would have needed access to a printer.
They may not actually know this ‘Sage’ creature. (I say creature because they seem to be expecting it to be able to read the note but the only Sage I ever knew was a cat.) This could be like the signs they hold up at the airport, “SAGE”, your limo awaits, in which case they may be expecting Sage, but may not actually know Sage yet.
Finally, I suspect this is actually a clever trap by Dateline. Robbers and Rapists are sometimes a clever lot. I suspect the person or persons who left this note would expect the criminal element to see through the first layer of deception and figure out that the door was actually unlocked, walk in, and GOTCHA, is Chris Hansen!
I’m sorry if I spoiled the surprise. I hope they caught lots of robbers and rapists with the clever sting.
Can someone read the above comment and give me the cliff note version. I have tired head.
Let me summarize:
standard summary:
Is it in English? Who or what is “Sage”? Sign is trap that uses reverse psychology to convince rapists and robbers to enter.
Captain Awesome’s summary:
Those Greek fiends will surely fall for this cleverly stupid trap. They are a danger to all our beloved national/childhood icons: Abraham Lincoln, Spongebob, Fox McCloud, Krystal McCloud (that’s right. McCloud. America knows the real ending.), Samus Aran, Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, John Bonham, Baby Jesus, regular Jesus, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and most importantly: Inpu (Anubis). Why, where would the world be without Inpu teaming up with Batman, Led Zeppelin, and Jesus to defeat those evil terrorist-Russian-Mexican-Arab-atheist-muslim-Communazis? If those evil Communazis won, the whole world would become an unholy alliance of Canadia and France. America wouldn’t be exporting its awesomeness to other countries. England would be speaking Mexican. A horrible world without the Inpu-Batman-Zeppelin-Jesus alliance keeping it safe from Fanco-Canadans.
Can someone give me the Cliffs notes to the Cliffs notes, please?
Obviously Cliff didn’t show up today, how about Herb’s? He’s not as concise but he does have better handwriting.
I was going to say that but capt. awesome went through all that and I didn’t want to seem ungrateful
I don’t think Cliff Fittir wants to answer all your questions.
I only got through the first paragraph and already was up to my ears in B.S.:
.
“The Chevy Nova didn’t sell well in Latin America because ‘No Va’ means ‘doesn’t go’ in Spanish.”
.
Very old and very well debunked Urban Myth:
Thanks.
The good one was the Mitsubishi Pajero (in spanish: Mitsubishi Wanker). They changed its name, of course.
LOL … did not know that, we have them over here. Gives it a whole new
meaning when the girls say(in their sexy Eastern European accents) they
need the pajero.
oh chris hansen. how DOES he get that perfect hair? thats the phenomenon for me.
Lol, well darn the door is locked, better go rob/rape another house.
I don’t want my house to be raped. And the Inpu-Zeppelin-Jesus-Batman alliance is too busy shoving freedom down the Middle East’s throat to prevent my house from getting raped. Houses shouldn’t get raped because raping buildings is wrong.
Fail—-Same person wrote both
puns suck…
Perhaps you should visit another website then?
okay i have it. Sage is a dog/cat and he/she goes in through the doggy/kitty door, which is always unlocked. But the regular door is locked.
The pet can read. Ok. Sure.
Noobs this is part of a game known as werewolf/mafia although it appears to be a different variation of which i am unfamiliar with.
Hmmmmmmmmm
well at least she left the door unlocked for me.
True story:
I was going to a friend’s house once just to hang out. She wanted to take a shower and wasn’t sure if she’d be done before I got there. So she taped a note to the door:
“Kris – come on in! Rapists – GIT!! >:(”
She drew the frowny face and everything! It was actually sort of hilarious.
lol
Wait, who is throwing the rocks???
awwww so cute!
my brothers name is sage!!! he is 9 yrs old
What if Sage is a robber or a rapist? Do we have, in that case, a quantum superposition of locked and unlocked?
YOU FAIL
LMAO. Did you see that ‘u’ jump out from behind that ‘*’. Clever girl…