Comments on: Fitness Fail

By: ceiling cat

ceiling cat — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 20:29:33 +0000

I PIK KAKE. KLOSEST TIHNG TO CHEEZBURGUR

By: lianalizard

lianalizard — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:56:48 +0000

so like..fat people who are proud go to the cake walk, fat people who wanna lost weight go to the fitness walk, skinny people who are proud go to the fitness walk, skinny people who wanna be fat go to the cake walk…this is just too much D:

By: lollipopgurl101

lollipopgurl101 — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:01:54 +0000

and on top of that, wtf is BSA?? bull**** avenue??

By: Alice Cullen

Alice Cullen — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:11:57 +0000

ELEVENTIETH!

By: bootothat

bootothat — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:07:41 +0000

it’s like..chocolate mentos…
what happened to sixlets?

By: JohnnyRaincloud

JohnnyRaincloud — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:14:52 +0000

Way to kill the effect of the fail. *frown* I wasn’t joking btw, way to go, you win.

By: JohnnyRaincloud

JohnnyRaincloud — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:40:35 +0000

You can go to the cake walk first and then go to the fittness walk to burn off the carbs. And drop dead from exhaustion because Lord knows those things are like ten miles long and they always happen when its a hundred something degrees outside… :-/

By: Anomnomnomymous

Anomnomnomymous — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:19:30 +0000

NO U

By: Limehoe

Limehoe — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:03:57 +0000

There is no decision because the cake is not a prize that you win at the end of the walk. Those who enter the ‘walk’ are to donate a cake to be auctioned. You could also donate a fruit basket. READ!

By: emygirl

emygirl — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:43:07 +0000

Wait, wait! I think I have it this time!
emygirl
emygirl

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:42:47 +0000

Death Cake for Cutie.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:31:36 +0000

No, it would have a litter of cupcakes. Unless you’re doing some sort of freaky cross-breeding experiments.

By: TMI (redux)

TMI (redux) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:50:00 +0000

Brilliant!

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:00:22 +0000

Please go back up and read emygirl’s post where she helpfully points out that the name “Smarties” is used for two different candies in Canada and the US.

By: EGG

EGG — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:55:52 +0000

I am not female and hadn’t heard it until now…

By: Lauren

Lauren — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:57:26 +0000

Okay, I want to post this under the smarties/candy discussion but for some reason whenever I try to “reply to this comment” it doesn’t work. Explanation please?

So, this is what smarties mean to me, and they have always been packaged this way that I have seen: http://thesift.atlblogs.com/images/smarties.jpg

By: Lauren

Lauren — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:51:20 +0000

I’ve never seen smarties in a box–they are always wrapped in clear plastic that has been twisted on the ends to stay closed. And smarties are definitely more like SweeTarts than M&Ms. Smarties don’t have any chocolate!!

By: capt. awesome

capt. awesome — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:15:55 +0000

Oh please. Take away the armor and they’ll actually be more careful. Helmets=go crazy. No helmet=be careful so that you don’t crack your head open tackling too hard.

It’s all psychology. We Americans realized that when you add padding to sports, said sports get more violent as players can now get more aggressive and violent without breaking said aggressive player’s neck. Stop drinking the ancient Greeks’ kool-aid.

By: RandomAct

RandomAct — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:50:52 +0000

It’s more the irony of a cake walk juxtaposed with a fitness walk, as cake is antithetical to fitness.

By: RandomAct

RandomAct — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:20:09 +0000

I think I understand this italics thing

By: youfailhere

youfailhere — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:12:56 +0000

Brilliant!

By: youfailhere

youfailhere — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:07:06 +0000

You’re saying that because you don’t have one.

By: Cloral

Cloral — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:46:56 +0000

Chooz? Chooz? What is this, ICHC???

By: vinie

vinie — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:19:16 +0000

I’ve actually learned to count with smarties (the chocolate ones). Empty the box, count them all, eat one, put in the box. Rinse and repeat until you got no more..
Was fun.

By: LyndsyJo

LyndsyJo — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:11:00 +0000

Very well! Give him cake, too! We’re gonna run out of cake at this rate.

You! Cake or death?

By: WeirdFish

WeirdFish — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:52:13 +0000

Well, we’re OUT of cake! We only had three bits and didn’t expect such a rush.

So what do you want?

By: capt. awesome

capt. awesome — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:15:59 +0000

You’re just upset that Horus is a Chozo and didn’t give you special magic space armor like they gave Samus.

By: capt. awesome

capt. awesome — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:13:11 +0000

finally get to use a Stairway to Heaven quote.

There’s a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure, ‘cuz you know sometimes words have two meanings.

By: capt. awesome

capt. awesome — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:11:38 +0000

Armor? You mean weapons. The armor is not only shitty (your knees are still very vulnerable), it actually encourages to hit a hell lot harder, making it extremely likely to eventually cripple one’s knees.

Inpu and Bonham frown on your ignorance of football’s armor’s shittiness and basic human psychology. You fail, sir. You lose.

By: Anomnomnomymous

Anomnomnomymous — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:44:17 +0000

is delicious cake, you must eat it.

By: talldude88

talldude88 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:11:30 +0000

For emphasis ?

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:31:13 +0000

*labels you ‘troll until proven otherwise’* Yes, it can. Was it used in this picture? I doubt it.

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:29:40 +0000

Cole’s Notes? Are those like Cliff Notes?

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:17:56 +0000

I know HTML, it’s just that a certain site I use often uses [ and ] instead of greater/less than signs. And I don’t know many abbreviations besides bold and italics. There are also sites where the tags just don’t work in comments for no particular reason.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:00:17 +0000

Those legs go up a long way.
*hands ErickB a ladder*

By: McFail

McFail — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:58:06 +0000

Arg, failblog ate my post again…

I’ve only ever seen the rectangular packages in Canada.

By: Marius

Marius — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:31:47 +0000

Don’t worry EB. It was a male innuendo based on the free meals served at the local YMCA and male to female relations. I do not think it was as popular with the women.

By: McFail

McFail — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:31:46 +0000

I was wondering about that – I don’t recall ever having seen smarties in a tube before. In Canada they’ve been in rectangular boxes since the 80’s at least.

By: McFail

McFail — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:27:17 +0000

Ohh, Loz – nice to see the irony supplements have worn off

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:21:07 +0000

And watch it hump other cakes and then have litters of muffins.

By: McFail

McFail — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:00:25 +0000

You must be new here.

By: McFail

McFail — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:59:30 +0000

Oooh, Mookie – we have some old school typewriters in my office too. It’s shocking how often we use them.

By: tester

tester — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:34:34 +0000

Nice. My arsenal has vastly increased!
*eery laughter*

By: ErickB

ErickB — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:33:00 +0000

*should of that of this before – points Mookie to urban
dictionary*
.
And I just asked another female friend and she says she
has never heard it before either

By: Bo

Bo — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:15:46 +0000

WOO! Pint o’ guinness fpr all!

By: Bo

Bo — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:15:04 +0000

Does this work

By: Christopher

Christopher — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:05:27 +0000

I'll teach you how to have your watch tell time FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!!1!

By: Mookie

Mookie — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:04:24 +0000

LOL – never heard it called that!!!

By: Mookie

Mookie — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:03:06 +0000

Damn! *changes stocking*

By: loliepop

loliepop — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:59:15 +0000

Cake or Death? Cake, please.