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Both of them?!?!
OH NOZ !
The price goes up with every first…
The creepy part is, the sticker is hiding the word “Sexy”.
Obama, McCain are dead SEXY!
Now THAT is funny!
That was stupid
in a bad mood?
Necrophilia or negrophilia?
Obama is sexy, McCain is dead.
shut up i like McCain
Now you’re just showing off!
Nothing like a good demo to my potential customers
Lou, whisper the secret to me. I never do ‘first’ comments, but you’ve made me curious!
*wonders how to whisper so that nobody else could hear*
¿ideas about that?
Hmm, message my myspace?
WordPress really needs to implement a PM function.
Just think of the shenanigans that would enable!
*dreams of wonderfully naughty shenanigans dance through my head*
Yeah!
Like real time “knock-knock” jokes and recipe swapping and perhaps personally explicit platitudes with pointedly pleasurable connotations and stuff.
Mmmmmm…french bread.
Teehee
I’d like to massage your space.
Is that like googling your yahoo?
I thought she was firefoxy, myself.
Congrats on your new look k-k-k-katy!
Wha???? I can’t see it… *pouts*
Ooohh! There it is! Pretty!!!
Thank you!
*dances around with glee*
Now, to figure out the html stuff and how to make smileys.
html is easy, kate. For bold, type [b] and [/b] (of course replacing the ]’s with the normal pointy arrow thingies) and for italics, [i] and [/i].
I don’t know, does the [strike] tag work here?
Let’s find out.Smileys are pretty easy. Just go to http://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
I
don’t really care ifhope this helps youDon’t you mean I
don’t really care if“hope” this helpsyou?darnmystupidspacebar
YeaIhatethosethings,weshouldjuststopusingthem.
Nope, he/she/it/other was using them in appropriate manner
But “not” with staples.
that was easy
hows about youtube myspace?
This is my golden opportunity to get Loz’s red pen turning a blind eye for my grammatical failures
Yea, have you lost weight? Your avatar seems to look particularly dashing today Lou.
I’m so sorry that I ruined it for you.
But are you soOOOoOOOooOOOoo sorry?
Wow… you’re so pretty! *admires*
I actually freaked out the first time I saw her picture. My mind simply was not prepared for how gorgeous she is.
It is impressive.
There is a daily shipment of fail via email. Maybe that’s it.
So you really thank about other possibilities
Use your power wisely… absolute power corrupts absolutely…
And you know this… because of your Total Mind Control (Tm) powers, right?
All women have mind control abilities over guys … boobies
Wonder Twin powers – activate!
Not on all guys! That’s where I can get away
mmmmmmmm …… boobies
blue-footed?
Obscure bird reference win.
You win the booby prize, classy guy.
You win the classy prize, booby guy.
you win the classy boob, prize guy.
You win the guy boobies, classy prize!
I have a weakness for a good set of pins.
“She’s got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.”
I’ve got two legs from my hips to the ground,
And when I move they walk around.
When I bend them they climb the stairs,
And when I shave them they ain’t got hairs.
All right so people say that you don’t care
But you’ve got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits than Cher
Henry Kissinger
How I’m missing yer
And wishing you were here
You’re walking. And you don’t always realize it,
but you’re always falling.
With each step you fall forward slightly.
And then catch yourself from falling.
Over and over, you’re falling.
And then catching yourself from falling.
And this is how you can be walking and falling
at the same time.
Nicely done AA *Applauds*
Yes, I know I broke into a run.
*just walks away*
Thanks Marius. I am not surprised that you are familiar with Laurie Anderson.
*falls*
With my balance (or lack thereof) I’m usually just falling.
Power over lemmings actually
Lemming shopping carts
(Demo potentially won’t nest below my customers.)
I think I know the secret. If I type it down below, do the rest of you promise not to read it so that lou can confirm whether I am right??
Okay…
Even better, you can send me the secret to my email, then I will confirm
Could I have your email then please?
I think it’s yesistoleit@gmail.com
Hahahahahaha.
I hope so, because that’s where I sent the naked pics….
Got them, thanks!
Can I have a couple of them? I’m trying to build Mookie a shrine, but it’s kinda hard to do just with her avatar…
If the price is right.
I’ve had some expenses already with all the gold and onix but… shoot. How much?
I’m going to need unequivocal access to the space/time continuum as well as the inuendo machine. AND 100,000 dinar. And a shrubbery.
Deal!
But i want the pics in advance.
I don’t trust you. We’ll each hand our respective properties over on the count of three. Ready?
Can I have St. Charles place and Water Works?
Only if you’ll give me Reading Railroad. But be warned, I already have the other 3.
Ready!
One… two…three!
Hey, you didn’t either!
100,000 Dinar?
My offer for Nakkie Mookie Pictures:
1 millions of dinars and pesos, 17.5 pounds of fresh acorns, 1 Free visit from
Squirrel Thugs, Inc. to the jackass of your choice and a deluxe nest built in the tree of your choice with a full-time doorway into the space-time continuum.
OH! Hey Kids!
My good buddy Ralph over at Squirrel Thugs, Inc. still has open dates for their “Squirrel(s) Hiding in Christmas Tree and Scaring the Crap
Out of Everyone” Package and the “Run Up the Pants Leg Surprise for
Men” Non-Lethal &
LethalPackages. [Sorry Avis got the last Lethal Package].You can have some clues to find out the address if you are really interested:
1- My true alias at google mail account
2- My second half of my alias as you know it is fake
3- You can get the true second half of my alias through Red Pen Mistress failblog co-admin
And yes, you can mail me my homework there. And Mookies’s pictures
Kudos to Mikey, he guessed both my email and the “First” trick
To lose one presidential candidate, Mr. loufail, may be regarded as misfortune. To lose both looks like carelessness.
Haha woot woot Minnesota, but the viking in the background must be dissapointed! vikings need their own failblog lol! NEDM
stuff Obama, McCain YOU CAN SAVE $1.00 !!!:O:O:O
I don’t get why this is funny. Sorry.
It’s not. It’s very sad when both men are dead sexy and you can only elect one.
What about when they are both dead sexy and you can only erect one?
Dragon, there’s one more for the Humo(u)r Impairment class.
@AWESOME!: The humor lies in the fact that neither Obama nor McCain is dead, but the ad placed over the last word in the headline makes it appear that they are.
To be fair, I could see that headline appearing soon in reference to McCain…
katy, you have graduated the Humo(u)r 101 class with honors!
thats psychic newspaper, made by fail psychics, anyone knows hes gonna be dead soon:P:P
That’s not funny at all. That fail failed.
Surely the guy with the beard and the horns killed them.
Be aware, Vikings are trying to invade the USA!!
They come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!
.
On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.
.
Aaaahhhh ahhhhhhhh
.
.
. the hamsters rock in the flash version
You have heard of the Danish Kings. . .
Fathers of the Muffin Princes?
Rulers of the Bagel Dukes.
Daughters of Donut Divas
Duchesses of the Earl of Sandwich
*sighs* points ghehorg towards wikipedia .. Earl is a royal title
like Duchess .. abd sandwich is not a pastry or pastry-esque..
.
.
Cinnabun Countessa
*sighs* points EB to the fact that the word ’sandwich’ comes from the Earl of Sandwich.
*nods* I didn’t want to overwhelm him with that bit as well
Hrothgar-nish son of
Healfdene-ish son of
whole Grain son of
bunt Shield son of
Sheaf cake.
Ooh! Another Christopher Paolini fan, perchance?
Christopher Panini??
Damn him and his savings!
Remember that the viking Leiv Eriksson was the FIRST(!) to discover america… long before Columbus. I bet he said “FIRST!!” when he arrived.
No, because unlike certain numerically positionally challenged commenters he wasn’t a total FAILure at life.
Also, he spoke Old Norse.
I’m betting he said something in viking language.
Føerst?
What about the Native Americans? I wonder what they said….
“Dude needs a tan.”
Oh fcuk, not again!
Is it a grammar fail as it should say ‘Obama and McCain’ are dead?
I think newspaper headlines have their own grammar.
Newspapers do what they want, don’t care.
Journalistic style (API) is different from your standard English/grammar writing (MLA). Go look at some headlines on the Onion to see how this style is aped, especially the comma thing.
But yeah, there’s nothing wrong with that headline grammatically in API style.
That sounds suspiciously like when you make a complete fool of yourself in front of everybody and then go ‘I meant to do that’.
Then you have to keep doing the foolish thing time and again to prove that you meant to do it all along rather than admit you’re wrong.
It’s how upside-down cake came to be.
Mikey D, Sirencio deadlocked in heated debate
Is it just me or does this look totally fake?
Well, that Viking has GOT to be a picture.
So loufail is lying to us??
Shhhh…. don’t let him hear you…. he’s tricky… I don’t trust him…
Damnation, you are fast doing people appraisals
Darn, he caught us. Oh well, now he knows, so we can say it out loud.
I know, right? There’s something about his eyes…
And he doesn’t look quite… human…
It’s the ears, maybe… wait, is he a trekkie?
And the way he is peering around the corner. What is he hiding?
It looks like a pissed off cat to me…the way my cats look at me when I’ve forgotten to fill their food dish, or their toy is out of catnip, or for no reason at all (because they’re cats and they can).
I think he has a milky eye…
its photoshopped.
Well we all know what he’s hiding… but he’s auctioning it.
Definitely shifty eyes.
No offense, ErickB, but your own gaze has, uh, shifted…
a whole bunch of nesting fail there
Hey guys, I hate to tell you this, but Lou can read what you’re writing, and I don’t think he’ll sell his secret to people who are talking about him like that… Hi Lou! Looking good today!
Brownie!
Good point.
Lou, you can stop all this by telling us your secret.
The secret is very simple. Fails are posted 4 times a day at the same hours.
But I want to keep not-nesting until LOU tells us in person.
Opps! Sorry… I’d like to be in that face to face meeting with Lou. I’ll bring the cookies.
You do me much honor :blush:
I would bet that the Viking guy is actually from the newspaper since the Star Tribune is a Minnesotan newspaper
Maybe the coupon is for a florist, so we can send nice arrangements to the funerals.
Obama, McCain are deadheads? …dead to me? …deadbeat dads?
…dead even.
. . .and all i got was this lousy viking head?
I think EGG might be Snagglepuss.
Because i always end up worse off than i was before?
Exit stage left.
Original headline from September 14:
“STAR TRIBUNE: “MINNESOTA POLL: OBAMA, MCCAIN ARE DEAD EVEN IN STATE””
I hate those stupid stick on ads. We have a local plumber I’ll never use because they keep buying those things. They keep messing up articles (rip the paper sometimes) when I take them off to read what’s underneath.
is it Joe the plumber?
dead even.
Will the real Snagglepuss please stand up?
…and exit stage left.
deadlocked!
I have an album that plays that when you spin it backwards.
Typewriters, vinyls…
*starts fanclub*
Clearly same generation.
*Fanclubs some more*
Would a shrine be too much?
Places 8-track of The Wall on altar.
*Adds velour top and french jeans*
*admires*
*pults out corduroys*
*coos* OOh, are those Levis or Lee?
Levis is the only way to go
Red label!
Lee jeans fit better over my Dingos.
What sound does a Dingo with jeans on make?
Keep it away from my baby.
You know, I think ‘Fan Clubs’ are kinda eighties now too .. do they even have them now-a-days?
seinfeld win
true they are boot cut! *and I lol’d*
Oh noes!!! Now Palin will try to rule the world!
At least the Viking isn’t a Socialist he saves us $1.00
Vikings are more of a Pillagerist.
They collect stamps?
They copy poems?
They box ?
Umm no …
* philatelist
* plagerist
*pugilist
…
plagiarist, actually.
:blush:
Puggles?
Poddles!
Puddles!
Paddles!
*splishsplishsplishsplishsplish*
Erm…piddles!!
*dripdripdripdripdrip*
Pimples!
*poppoppoppoppop*
Phalic!
*dribbledribbledribble*
Perhaps you should see a doctor about that.
peddles!
ummm .. *cyclecyclclecycle?*
Nope, that would be:
Pedals
*cyclecyclecyclecycle*
Peddles would be:
*selltradeselltradeselltrade*
Petals!
*lovesmelovesmenotlovesmelovesmenot*
Pebbles!
*skipskipskipskipskipskip*
Pickles!
*munchymunchymunchymunch*
Pastels!
*scribblescribblescribblescribble*
Ahhh, I love Minneapolis, we pretty much rock.
Of course the placement is a bit silly overlapping that viking man’s head up at the top of the page.
But what worries me more is if the headline “Obama and McCain are dead” is true! I haven’t read anything about that today (yet)…
I am curious as to what is under the coupon…
The rest of the headline. But that’s just a guess.
Much like Chuck Norris’ beard, there is no headline underneath that. There is only another fist.
Obama, McCain are dead [even], from when the polls were showing them neck and neck.
I get that paper, btw. Go minnesotans, eh?
Fake
you’d think so, wouldn’t you? Naw that’s the wonderful satire of the Star Trib’s workers.
Hurray !
Sorry, the “Hurray” was for my avatar.
There I go talking to myself again.
You make me smile.
Nice avatar too.
I want an avatar.
*pouts*
Perhaps I should go look up instructions on how to do that.
Be right back.
Ok, I give up. Help?
I got mine through signing up with gravatar.com
Test
Dammit!
Mine didn’t appear right away either. Can’t remember how long I waited though.
Yes, but I have next to no patience.
I’ll distract you with inane banter until it updates.
YAY! Very pretty.
It finally worked! Ok, now back to your formerly scheduled sarcasm, biting wit, and obscure references.
Congrats!
It looks like you now!
Yes, I look like a large pink water lily!
Thank you. It’s the Lone Mountain by Tolkien, although the small size of the avatar doesn’t do justice to it.
You probably know that Tove Jansson also illustrated The Hobbit ?
No I did not. I’ve only ever watched both versions of the moomins, and looked to see what else she wrote, I didn’t know she did illustrations for other people’s works.
Thankyou for that. I’ve just found a page showing the illustrations, they’re grand.
Thanks for the little bit of info Ill have to take a look.
No I did not. I’ve only ever watched both versions of the moomins, and looked to see what else she wrote, I didn’t know she did illustrations for other people’s works.
Thankyou for that. I’ve just found a page showing the illustrations, they’re grand.
Holy crap! Not only were you daft enough to post twice, but you stole my avatar.
GIVE THAT BACK!
…Thanks for telling me that. I looked at your avatar and saw a sea turtle.
We couldn’t be so lucky to lose them both. Then maybe someone with more substance than style or more intelligence than a beet would have won.
Nonsense. Only politicians run for president.
WIN
two for the price of one!
Two mints in one!
Mc Cain and Obama were killed by that viking
I have nothing of value to add to this fail so I will wait for a troll to pass by so I may taunt them a second time!
Are you feeling well 2th? Did you drink cicilli’s soup? or the cool-aid?
I’m having an ‘off’ day today.
Silly English kaniggets! Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries!
I fart in your general direction!
Finally! A third party has a shot at the white house!
Bob Barr
Nope, Al Sharpton.
Nope, Victoria Woodhull.
No, Hillary Clinton!
Or Ralph Nader.
How about the team of…. (wait for it)…. Palin / Biden? No? Biden / Palin? No?
OK, I got it! Skwerlly Bob / Mookie !
Campaign Theme: Nuts & Good Looks is All We Need!
Go Minnesota!
I knew Inpu and Zeppelin weren’t lying. Of course this is a big fail. That’s a terrible deal. Only $1? I bet they jacked the price up $5 just so they can put it on sale soon afterwards. Have the ancient Greeks been threatening that newspaper until the paper advertised horrible deals? Those bastards.
I…. Can’t view this, for some reason.
Ok someone needs to explain that to me
The ad-sticker thing is covering up part of the headline. It’s like how if you take the word “clock” and cover the “l”, it’ll say “cock”.
Photoshopped.
WTF Viking?
I wish my local newspaper had Vikings on it.
The Strib does it again. Excuse me while I go pretend to be surprised….
I’m ashamed to admit this is my local news paper.
The best part is that there’s something about a “wake” in the article on the right.
Its a gag newspaper more than a photoshop I think. Still, that’s just a guess. Either way, gag newspapers does seem look a good idea, but so did my automatic cat washing gyro and we all know how that ended.
Bad guess, not a gag newspaper, just a bad sticker placement. *Facepalm*
I hate those. I work for a local Newspaper company and we have to put stickers (or News Notes as they are referred to in the industry) on Most newspapers that get printed by us. They cover up important parts of the front page as show in the image above giving you an funny headline plus when you remove them off the paper they lift up a significant amount of ink from the paper (especially if the paper is freshly printed)
Yeah, the STrib has a lot of those problems these days.
That is so not an ad placement fail. It’s guarantees maximum attention for the ad, so it’s a total win.
What? Both candidates died and we were never told except by these brave mavericks? MAINSTREAM MEDIA BIAS!! Wake up, sheeple, you are being lied to!!! /s
The add is a sticky label. I deliver newspapers, and I have to put those on about once a week.
Leave it to the MINNESOTA paper… of course it has to be in my state….
my state too buddy! i am up in duluth recovering from what appears to be a massive hangover, gotta love this winter weather!
I think this is fake… they could have just moved the advertisement over the words, then taken the picture…
Fail!
BURN BABY, BURN!
Wow, American newspapers have ad pop-ups now?
It’s not photoshopped. Here’s a link to a picture of it without the sticker: http://s471.photobucket.com/albums/rr72/RandomAccountUsedForOnePicture/?action=view¤t=102_0013.jpg
It’s not photoshopped. The paper is a MN paper, hence the VIKING. And the ad is real, and just carelessly [or maybe not....
] placed.
funny shit but once again gets bad reviews
win
Of course, the headline is “Obama and McCain are dead EVEN”.
Of course, the headline is “Obama and McCain are dead even if people don’t know it yet and voted for them anyway”.