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*thanks her lucky stars*
workers look like they used to it.
u no liek mai komints?
Yes, we have no bananas.
This is so cool! They’re like dominoes!
I wonder how long it took them to clean all that up? sucks for them!
BF have you been refreshing the failblog page over and over just so you can post first again?
I think BF knows the trick to be first without refreshing the page
.
Of course I am not telling here what the trick is because next fail would have 24 simultaneous first posts.
There’s a trick?!
You did not know?
Maybe I should sell the trick to the best offer…
Like a shrewd pimp.
‘Prewd’ shrimp?
crude gimp.
snood crimp.
prude chimp.
Nude imp
Lewd Blimp.
Screwed Limp
a.k.a. your father’s life story… explains you pretty well, eh?
Lewd Wimp
Painful limp.
Viewed blimp
Viewed Blimp?
screwed gimp
crispy shrimp
Skimpy nimp(h)
Naked whore?
I thought I was?
You called?
Oh, this did not go at all well…
Does it ever? I mean, really?
HAMSTER
Rude… Dude…
Damn. I got nothing.
Shubbery!
…
Rude Limp.
Right on “Target”!!!!
Wooed limp
Lubed Chimp
Clued simp.
Dude Pimp
construed limp
Very difficult to pimp those (and, also, sperm whales).
Holy crap…Killerwit!
*hug!*
Is it a hype to correct other people’s posts here?!
I see it EVERY other 5 comments.
Yes, actually. We are a dying breed of people who actually care about grammar and spelling in all areas, even on the Internet. Novel concept, isn’t it?
That kind of extortion is liable to get you a donkey head.
You are welcomed. I am running out of supplies in my fridge.
Head cheese!
What, don’t you care about donkeys?
I don’t even know this donkey.
*detects a veiled reference to “Mobsters Give Head to Shopkeeper”*
No, it’s a truck and it seems to be bleeding heavily.
Check4Change Firefox Extension?
RSS?
Insert refreshing extension here?
They left out the best part: when the truck goes backwards trying to recover from the disaster
There were several fatalities that day: hundreds of shopping carts brutally murdered.
In Soviet Russia…
Carts fall out of you?
I was thinking “cart pushes you”.
I thought blue2th’s was funnier.
dork. cart pushes you is the opposite, hence the joke.
Oh, did I miss the part in the video where someone was pushing a cart?
Physics pushed ‘em right out of the truck!!
Actually, I think the carts where stationary and the truck drove out from underneath them.
Actually, I think you have no life !
Oh waiter! ,there seems to be a troll in my soup.
Here, have this flamethrower.
“For the last time, I said no refunds!”
We have the shellacked halibut for more up-close smiting.
*does fish-slapping dance on truth*
Trolls think?
Clearly, not very well.
Shhh B2F. He’ll charge you extra.
Trolls have no nutritional value. None. Think of trolls as a garnish.
Best when speared on a toothpick.
I think you may have a little green speck of troll in your teeth.
Did I get it? Dang I hate when that happens. My passport photo has me smiling with a little piece of troll in my teeth.
*opens can of “Billy Goat Gruff* and hands to fluffy*
*peeks in*
Yeah, you guys have it covered.
*zips out*
Yes,sadly, they do.
*drops truth into pit of hungry deathworms, then sits down
to watch
Popcorn, anyone?
You are exactly right, Blue2th. No forces acted on the carts to make them move, but the truck did move while the carts remained stationary.
Physics WIN!!
(My Physics instructor likes to use funny examples like this to demonstrate physics concepts)
Dork, no one’s pushing a cart in the vid, hence the joke doesn’t relate.
That’s why I didn’t finish the comment at first. Because it didn’t really relate.
That’s ok Katy, I’ll relate to you.
Oh really?!?
*waggles eyebrows*
Also, per a previous posting, my rates have gone up due to inflation. I personally don’t find it relevant but the Better Business Bureau insists that I make customers aware of it.
She’ll now give you absolutely nothing for $1.49.
Deal. That is slightly better than my current offer.
How on earth could that be better?
*gives katy her irony supplement*
I’m so glad to see they are still giving those out.
*gulp*
Thank you, Dragon. I’ve been feeling somewhat off the last few days. This damn inner ear infection has me walking into doors and whatnot; it may have affected my brain.
I’ll get the camcorder.
That’s hawt.
I’ll relate to you.
Your name – sushi reference or Watchmen reference? If it’s the latter, props.
In Soviet Russia, truck falls out of cart.
i work for target unloading these trucks and i’ve had one of the trucks drive off with me still in it
Oh, and I think someone got fired from Target on that day.
The funny thing is that they were switching from hiding their laughs to pretending consternation all the time
This reminds me of the police chase scene from Blues Brothers.
I’m a soul man!
*funky jazz music*
They’re not gonna catch us. We’re on a mission from God.
Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding.
The Lord of the things?
Bush?
No he would be, the Lord of the flies.
I’m sorry, I believe you have one too many “f”s in your sentence.
flies?
Erm…”lies”.
Lord of the Lies.
Ah, never mind.
I think that it is supposed to be Lord of the Fleas. He makes me itch.
Ohhhh lies hahahahahaha your ccccute.
*facepalm*
Just keep on failin’…
Lord of the DINGS!
Like your girlfriend when you’re battling ED.
Do you mean my Eating Disorder?
But she tells me she enjoys these special moments (or at least she does not hide her laughs)
Eating disorder…. yeah…. that’s the ticket….
Why are you and Ed fighting?
For bad breath?
Peter principle at work.
Law of physics WIN.
What started out as active transport ended up as simple diffusion.
GAWD physics puns turn me on.
Would care to achieve some dynamic equilibrium with me?
Hmm…would that involve any of Newton’s laws of motion?
Most definitely! All of them are important; the third is my favorite.
*perk!*
…Why don’t I just take my socks off right now…?
*hangs a “DO NOT DITRUB” sign on the door*
….”ditrub”??
The other day during the Guess where Dragons Tattoo is game
I was only able to see the old avatar in the comments. Either wordpress or gravatar hate me. This isn’t the first time that it has been a bother to me. To be fair I think that we should start over and that I get to go first.
My guess is left hip. Did I get it right?
Plllbbbbtttt! :p
I’m not kidding. Until today it was still your old avatar. Did you change it again?
Nope. The raspberry was for your tricksy ways, trying to “guess” when you already knew the answer.
Maybe I had another attack of chemo brain and couldn’t remember. That’s it. No deception here. Wouldn’t know how.
Well coyote is the trickster in several Native American
mythologies, so it’s only proper
Coyote, the problem is in your browser cache. Clean it out to instantly update your view to all the latest avatars.
*facepalms* tiptoes back to hang a “DO NOT DISTURB” sign on the door.
*osmosises*
*Diffuses*.
fizzles
*sigh*, we can always rely on you, cicili :p
Reading her posts is such torque-ture.
They make me pause for a moment, before the inevitable *facepalm*
*sublimates*
It’s just a phase you’re going through. However, I’m going to need sworn deposition stating that you won’t let it happen again.
*sulks* Fine… but I need my medicine first. I just can’t seem to concentrate – ooh, look, a kitty!
The reverse of sublimation is deposition, i.e., the phase change from gaseous to solid without passing through the liquid phase.
*crickets*
I know that. I was attempting to work ‘concentrate’ in there as another chemistry reference… ah, forget it. *gives up hope of starting a chemistry pun run* This fail’s old, anyways.
Ah, my fault. They’ll be another time.
just had to drop in to say thanks: your comment = awesome.
Thank you – best ever science comment win.
Isaac Newton WIN
Are you implying these guys were previously promoted (to cart shopping handlers, I suppose, big promotion) to actually increase their level of incompetence?
Like a piston, baby.
I love the way they are just standing there. I am doubled over laughing and they are just humdihumhum….it’s the sort of thing that happens to me on a Monday!
Peter Principle = a hard peter has no principles
shopping spree.
Eh?
Shopping cart spree?
Clean up on isle 5.
You just couldn’t hold it in, could you? *sigh*
You think my comment was offtarget?
I’m sorry blue, but that was a spelling felony.
Sorry, I spaced out there for a moment.
*snicker*
i lol’d
Maybe the Target was on an island?
off “TARGET?”
as opposed to off-WalMart???
Aisle be the judge of that…
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha Blue2th, that was bang on!!!! XD
What about the other islands?
They have competent truck drivers.
And competent spellers?
Except Gilligan’s Isle.
They just have a grumpy Skipper.
Mary Ann was so hot. Now she’s a little crusty but back then…WOW!
I think it decidedly unfair that there were no hot young guys on that show.
Oh, admit it Avis, you had a thing for “the Skipper”
Thank you BTF, my skin just tried to crawl away.
The professor was hot in a nerdy kind of way.
He was handy with his coconuts.
But was he handy with HER coconuts?
Are you cool?
Cool?
Sorry, movie reference. As is the professor being hot.
Dazed and Confused.
There definitely were malicious undertones, like you wanted to kick out at being a teenager.
Oops, sorry Avis. Not so quick today. I dreamed of mad passionate sex with Loz last night and I think I caught what she has.
LOL! Was it good?
*tries to be sexy* *coughspluttersneeze*
I feel like I’m dying
Cuttlefish, WTF? I don’t understand.
I feel your pain Loz, but mine is all in my eyes and head. *grumble*freaking allergies*grumble*
*Bawls* Well… you were all referencing old songs, I mean… I… I just wanted to be part of a group, so I thought I’d pitch in with the weakest possible reference to The Undertones – Teenage Kicks. Please forgive me… *bawls*.
Haha, nice try cuddlefish!
Ryannon, I thought my flu was just allergies yesterday because it was just a severe case of sneezing. Today it turned into a whole other beast…
*gives cuddlefish a cookie*
Songs? Nope. At least I wasn’t. A movie! And not that old of one either.
Well, you didn’t get it from me. I had my cold about three weeks ago.
Cuttlefish, you should just change your name to Cuddlefish now and make it official.
The professor(the actor) still lives on an island, Bainbridge, in the Puget Sound. Trivia WIN!
Puget Sound native tip: Never put a “the” in front of Puget Sound. It marks you as an outsider and worthy of polite scorn.
Now don’t you feel culturally richer for that piece of *insert adjective* information.
Leave out the “the” if you want to sound like a Sounder!
Yeah. That “thing” is called dry heaves.
Note the appropriate useage of quotations.
Hot guys didn’t exist back then. The modern hot guy is, in fact, an evolutionary offshoot of the hot girl.
What about Elvis and Captain Kirk, and that dude that played Lamont from “Sanford & Son”?
Once again my skin just tried to crawl away. Ick, Ick. and more ick.
Johnny Bravo?
and what about the Monkees and Dick Van Dyke (Major Hottie!). If they weren’t hot then they are super hot in reruns!
Oh yeah, Rerun was HOT!
You know, one of these times my skin really IS gonna crawl away and that would be messy. And painful.
A Donnie Darko moment, truly.
HEY HEY HEY
James Dean? Montgomery Clift? Cary Grant? Kirk Douglas? Rock Hudson? Sean Connery? Steve McQueen? Paul Newman?
Ok, not all of those are bad. I HAVE come to realize that I should be dating older men. I tend to think I was born 20 years too late. My mother thinks so too.
mmmmm….. Cary Grant…. Sean Connery…. Paul Newman… *drooool*
Spoiler alert! Rock Hudson was GAY! Not that it matters, being that he’s now neither hot, gay or alive… but still, damn, he was GAY! How many 40-ish women had their entire teenage dream world blown to smithereens by that revelation?
I had such a crush on Dick van Dyke…tall, lanky, goofy, dorky, hilarious. Just my type.
I never found Rock Hudson hot. He was already old when I started noticing he might have looked good. Plus I like dirty looking or geeky/nerdy looking. He was too pretty and pristine.
OMG I had a huge crush on Dick Van Dyke after I saw him in Mary Poppins. Now I just giggle at his name.
Finding out guys are gay just makes them more attractive in my eyes… which kind of sucks, since I’m a girl.
Four out of five ain’t bad.
Hmm…which one?
Some guy once tried to insult me in front of his buddies by saying I was graceful! We were in a competition and this was apparently his idea of unnerving me. It was hard to contain a laugh.
Hmmm…not “lanky” then?
…I can live without it.
Can you be lanky in a graceful way?
Capt.Kirk turned into Pop & Fresh, the Pillsbury dough boy. Check it out.
I give you an “A” for this comment.
*wonders how much time and energy it took to get all those carts BACK on the truck*
They didn’t. They pushed the carts back together into three long chains behind the truck and secured them with duct tape. Then, three employees sat on the back of the truck and held onto the carts as the driver proceeded slowly to their destination.
Then they hit a tree.
So this is why my duct tape keeps disappearing…
You keep telling yourself that.
*grin*
Expect more….carts tomorrow.
Pay less…..for these broken ones.
I always wondered what it took to get one wheel bent so it would squeak. Now I know how they do it.
22th!! Really! I did not fail this time
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
Someday it might be true
Yes. That day is called ‘The Apocalypse’.
Ragnorak, actually
Ragnarök, surely?
Touche! You, sir, win.
*bows*
Anorak?
Pasternak?
Paddywack?
knickknack?
Give the dog a bone?
Oooh, AC/DC.
But, you have kids! What will they think if they ever find out?
Mom’s cool?
My nine-year-old’s ring tone is “Back in Black.” Say no more.
Actually, I was poking fun at you for a different type of AC/DC… but it failed. Right at home here, I guess!
I would never choose to listen to AC/DC, but if it came on the radio while I was in the car…
Oh, for the love of god… AC/DC means Bisexual, people! Is the innuendo machine that broken? Where’s Dragon to fix it again? Someone go get her away from the Admiral for a few minutes!!!
Never heard that one before. What does it stand for?
AC/DC is the electrical reference to current: AC is alternating current, DC is direct current. AC/DC means it goes both ways… soooo, calling someone AC/DC means they go both ways, or bisexual.
I hate the band, for lots of superfluous reasons, so you won’t hear (read) me referring to them except in the negative.
Everyone stands and stares while the disaster happens.
Just like where I work! ^_^
Actually, the men just stood around. The woman actually looked like she was going to tell someone. I also like how no one thought to stop the truck driver as it was happening.
Yeah, YOU run out there while carts are falling all over the place.
I’d be laughing too hard to chase down a truck driver and make him stop
Where do you work, the US army?
No he works on Wall Street
I was going to say Congress, but you win.
Either one works.
…bunch of ass clowns, they are.
Is a she. ^_^
I’m pretty sure the truck driver is the idiot in this scenario.
Not the guy who forgot to shut the door?
Both
Actually I think that red shopping cart is at fault.
Agreed, the others just followed him to their death.
Lemming carts.
The next time I get a cart with a bad wheel, I know I’m going to think of it as a lemming.
My plan for total mind control has been successfully implemented!
So my dirty thoughts are your fault?!?!
Only if they are dirty thoughts involving lemmings.
So only 2% of my dirty thoughts…
then I would not call this total mind control
It is total mind control in relation to lemmings…!
And if she wanted to she could make all of your thoughts related to lemmings. But she doesn’t, luckily for you. The mind control is total, but she only chooses to leave traces of her presence. ALL HAIL THE MOOKIE!
You’re just sucking up to her so she doesn’t start controlling YOUR mind and make you think of halibuts.
Or dirty thoughts involving halibuts…
Wait, that’s wrong?
Uh uh. She got Katy.
Lou, I don’t have enough information to know whether I am responsible for those dirty thoughts. Please create a Word document and write them out in detail. Don’t forget the illustrations. Then, e-mail the document to me at YesIStoleIt@gmail.com.
Thanks! I’ll be waiting.
OK. I am not good at paining, so first I would need some pictures of you for the illustrations. Yes, this kind of pictures.
You can mail them at failpictures@gmail.com
painting*
Thanks! I’ll be waiting.
I’d rather she send the pictures of her to me, preferably with out any clothes in the way so I can be sure to make all the illustrations correctly.
except it looks like they had more stuff to load, he looked like he was getting ready to put something in when it started to pull away.
Class A CDL Training 101: it’s the driver’s responsibility to ensure that their vehicle is safe to operate on the road (including making sure that the load is secure).
So yeah, driver fail.
Funny as hell tho!
Not really driver fail. Looks like they needed to unload, so it was deliberate.
Premature cart ejectulation?
I HATE it when that happens.
Possible. Could be the driver hooked up the wrong trailer too (in which case the fail falls also partly on the shoulders of the traffic manager, assuming there is one).
a lot of times you can’t shut the door until the truck is out of the dock, because the building is in the way.
I think the truck driver really works for Walmart. Honestly how much crap could you buy without a cart (or a busted ass one that only goes in circles).
Don’t they all?
Don’t they all work for Walmart?
In which case the answer is yes. Walmart owns the universe, therefore we all work for Walmart
“Welcome to Wal-Mart. Now get your crap and get the hell out.”
Why so serious?
What? Embarrassed?
half so?
Sorry, did my Smileys annoy you? They do get a bit wild sometimes.
I don’t mind wild smilies, I don’t particularly care for Miley Sirus.
See, I told you Walmart owns everything.
Thus the overrun of Smilies, the emblem of Walmart, our Supreme OverLords.
In Walmart, Comments Do Nest Below this Level
Funny stuff!
The Smiley faces began in the late 60’s, early 70’s hippiedom.
Things that also happened in the 70’s:
Fall of Saigon in ‘nam
Nixon resigns
Uprising in Iran
The Jonestown massacre
Idi Amin takes power in Uganda
Well, once upon a time Smileys belonged to the hippies. But Walmart has co-opted them as a symbol for consumerism.
HIPPIES! NEVER FORGIVE WALMART FOR STEALING THE SMILEY FACE FROM YOU!
WAL MART! NEVER FORGIVE HIPPIES FOR STEALING THE SMILEY FACE FROM YOU!
I’m hoping to start a culture war. Damn, it’s hard to motivate those hippies into violence. Maybe I should threaten to take away their tye die
*Helter Skelter!*
Kool Aid, anyone?
OH YEAH!!! haha
Is it weird that he is always hanging out with children who are drinking him?
Yeah that is weird huh? What’s really going on there?
tye die? tie dye. u tie it then dye it.
sadly, yes, i know this from experience.
i am ancient.
.
pls respect your elders.
*snort*
My elders would know to capitalize the first word in a sentence, the word “I”, and they would certainly know to not spell “please” as “pls” and “you” as (god forbid) “u”.
Judging by your grammar, you’re either a 12 year old trying to be wise beyond your years, or you’re so “ancient” you’ve gone senile.
And what’s so sad about knowing how to tie dye a shirt? I learned to do that in 6th grade outdoor school. It’s actually kind of fun.
I know how you feel, it is even more annoying when grown adults use your examples when text messaging. *Retches*.
I mn, hnstly, cn u rd dis?
Pisses me off.
RULES R ment 2b brk3n!!1one111 lollolz
totally reminds me of KoL…
or at the very least, the hippie war part
Yay for Walter!
There is always time for a gratuitous Walter quote!
Nope. Watch again and see the loading ramp retract.
)
This is activated by a person in the warehouse. This usually sets the lights outside the loading dock to green, and tells the driver he can pull away…Health and Safety rules frequently prohibit the driver from entering the warehouse, so he relies on the lights to tell him when he can go…he also, therefore, relies on the warehouse staff to secure the load safely enough for him to pull away and finish the job…
(Man, I spent way too much time driving trucks
I thoroughly enjoy the reactions of the employees.
Or lack thereof?
so fake
I saw this on Attack of the Show a few days ago, fittingly in the Epic Fail segment. And its still f’n funny!
The advert on the top right of this page is similar to this video
This guys are a bunch of horrible actors… It’s obvious this is a forced situation…
You mean like “at gunpoint” or something?
Yeah, all those carts were told to jump out at gunpoint. It’s hard to motivate shopping carts these days. Can’t act, can’t jump out of a truck – they should all be decommissioned if you ask me.
This cart coercion brought to you by the Donkey-head Mafia, spreading disinterest to a shop near you!
I agree. This is completely Photoshopped.
Yea, its all blurry in the bottom left. Good eye rojukene…
Exactly! And the shadows are all wrong.
Just look at those pixels!
I dunno about the acting but the big ol’ Target logo in the back is pretty blatant.
*cough* staged *cough*
Looks more like planned. Like maybe they needed the carts unloaded, and didn’t wanna do it by hand.
Truck diarrhea.
Inertia win!
Keep on truckin’.
Like the doo-dah man
Heh, I like the woman who comes and then like “oh, btw, I’m off for lunch now” and walks away…
She’s learned well from Bush.
“Oh, lol, economic crisis? Yeah, ummm, ask the new guy about that one.”
That’s called a manager.
Now I know why I always get that one cart with the funny wheel.
stay on Target stay on Target!!
Red 5 standing by… Redd Foxx standing by… Simply Red standing by…
Shopping carts murder you?
I think Expect More, Pay Less applies to their drivers
‘Crude’ limp?
Is that like limping on your third leg?
It is when you measure the oil in a barrel with your dip-stick ;P
Pay less attention.
…In the stock markets today, the ‘attention’ currency plummeted to its lowest rate in eleventy-one years.
It almost plummeted as much as GM stock!
I was more partial to Ginger, myself.
Eh, she was a little “whoreish” for me but……wait, WHAT did you say?
Mary Anne was lower maintenance.
That means that, up close, you could probably see her mustache.
Damn!, way to ruin a perfectly good fantasy!
*pouts*
Aw, B2th… What can I do to make it up to you????
*ponders*
*evil grin*
Maybe! Ginger waxed hers!
You’d be amazed at what you’d let slide when you’re the least attractive of 3 guys stranded on an island with only 2 women.
There were THREE women. Granted the third was old and married, but she was a woman.
That being said, there were FOUR men.
If you squint really hard, and haven’t had sex in a while, the Professor doesn’t look half bad.
I will agree with that statement. Now if you HAD to chose among them, The Professor wins. Hands down.
OK, hard choice number 2. Meathead, or Archie?
Who is Meathead? I do not know this one.
All in the Family. Really old show. It’s on TVLand now, I think.
Neither thanks. I’ll take celibacy instead.
I like peanut butter with my celibacy.
You mean, penis-less butter.
Ohhh AHHHH-chie…
Spank you very much for that Mookie!
*remembers that show from not too long after it went into reruns*
Wait…Blue2th likes penis-less nut butter?
*is SO confused*
Yes, I do prefer my butter without penis thank you very much.
Hmmm, gives new meaning to Nutella.
Meatloaf, or Jughead?
Betty, or Veronica?
Daphne or Velma?
100!
*Sets off fireworks*
*Conducts London Symphony Orchestra, Ode to Joy*
*Marks today as ‘Cicili 100th comment’ day*
*Takes the day off, claiming that it’s a religious holiday*
*Does the same*
*follows suite*
wait, I already was doing that.
Very punny.
Dose the sane
Hose the mane
Nose to brain
Toss in vane
Vain tossers.
Main vain.
Main vein?
Main vane?
You deserve the blame, you operated the crane, you
trebuchet’d the donkey, you made me a mockery.
I’ll take a double mockery, on the rocks, with lime.
The NAME Game!
All together now!
Harry Harry bo-berry, banana fana lo larry, fe fi, go gary, Barry!
*tumbleweed*
Hoist the main
Ta Da!! *bows* Thankyou all so much!
You’re very welcome.
Oh, and the Queen is waiting to meet you. And Elvis.
This reminds me of a quote from my good friend Death, on the subject of Elvis:
“YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT, I NEVER TOOK HIM.”
They say you should never laugh at death…
Urgh!
*collapses*
Elvis collapsed when he died.With his pants around his knees.
There is a flaw in this statement:
Elvis never died.
Therefore:
Your argument is invalid.
Hitler didn’t die either, therefore Nazism still has the most evil dictator in the history of mankind. Stalin wasn’t very nice either.
Greetings , this Mdme Toussauds WAX Musuem. May I take you on the tour?
Here, on your left, you see Jack the Ripper. Further, on your right…..
O_O Good Omens fan! *hugs tightly* This is awesome.
I also love that book. But I REALY love American Gods. And Neverwhere. Yeah, pretty much anything by Gaiman. I like Pratchett too, but not as much.
Yay! ^_^ *hugs you too* I kinda read the gods books backwards – I read Anansi’s Boys first and then American Gods. But I’ve also read Neverwhere. I absolutely love Terry Pratchett’s work. I was so sad to hear that he has Alzheimer’s… what an awful illness for an author…
American Gods? They wrote a book about me?
I believe the exact quote is:
“I DON’T CARE WHAT IT SAYS, I NEVER LAID A FINGER ON HIM.”
Oh the references you’ll spot =)
*hugs you too*
Ohhhh I LOVE Queen but not really an Elvis fan
Viva la Freddie Mercury!
*sigh* Dragon, another paper towel joke I fear…
Not a matter of brains over Brawny, eh?
*sigh*
You’re just a Bounty of puns aren’t you?
Yup…and I say them with a Sparkle in my eye!
VIVA la Dragon!!
Indubitably.
*smoochity*
WE MUST PUSH LITTLE CART.
I think I can I think I can!
YES WE CAN!
YES WE DID!
SO WE DID!
DID WE?
DID WE REALLY?
I HOPE WE DID!
MAYBE WE DIDN’T!? D:
WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING ABOUT DOING IT!!??!
I DIDN’T DO IT, NO ONE SAW ME DO IT.
There are DNA test for that.
Don’t forget the CCTV cameras. We all know you took the last biscuit!
Don’t forget, I was a witness! *stares*
*flees*
Your eyes…they do not frighten me!
*flashes*
Demon Headmaster reference?
Psh, she’s American, she wouldn’t get it
Oh, that’s right! I forgot! I’m a total idiot and don’t know anything beyond the boundaries of my own nation. I’ve never heard of Gillian Cross or Terrance Hardiman.
Thanks so much for the reminder.
LOL! No problem!
DID YOU DO IT?!?!?!?!?!?!??
SOMETIMES I DO IT! I LIKE TO DO IT!!!!!
DO YOU?????
WHY DO YOU DO IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
If it feels good… Do it!!!
BECAUSE I CAN DO IT…ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
I’M WATCHING YOU ALL!!! AT YOUR WINDOWS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!
STOP DOING IT NOW!!!
…God? Is that you?
Or is this just that weird twelve year old boy that lives next door?
No, no. The twelve year old boy has rights to kkkkatytoiletcam.com, God still hates you. It’s most definitely me.
Bitter much, PPP?
Haha. Too far?
Possibly. Just a smidge.
Commissioner Gordon, are you saying I should tone it down a little?
(if that was out of left field for you, I linked)
PS – I’ll be nice. No harm intended. My humour is just kind of terrible sometimes.
Sorry miss Katy. *passes a cold beverage*
That was way out of left field. And, to make it worse, I can’t see the video. All I get is that it seems to be Batman related.
But maybe… not so antagonistic? Maybe?
*swaps the above two posts around*
We just tend to think that people who are antagonistic to be trolls.
And you may have seen what we do to trolls. Passing cold drinks around will do much to assuage our concerns. Or mine at least.
Thanks Dragonwriter. They should be in that order.
Avis: Nope, it’s old-fashioned self-mockery of taking it jus-a-smidge too far on occasion.
And it’s too bad it doesn’t play for you. Pretty damn funny.
Oh, we never take things too far here. Hm-mm. Never. Not. At. All. Perish the thought. Wouldn’t think of it. Never crossed our minds.
*has a large supply of cold drinkies on hand, though, just in case*
*whistles while looking up at nothing*
Uh… no… we don’t. And I have never EVER done that myself!
*continues to whistle and inch away*
Noted. I shall stock my home with cold beverages immediately.
Hey. This doesn’t sound like a bad plan at all. Beverages for all, and I get to drink them. Win/win!
*eyes Avis and Dragon knowingly* Right…
LOUD NOISES!!!
It’s ok, PPP, I also like to find the line that separates good taste from bad, and then go sailing right over it. Sometimes I even say “Whee!” when I do. No offense was taken : )
IT’S PERFECTLY NORMAL TO DO IT!!!
YOU CAN’T MAKE ME DO IT!!!
OH SHUDDUP AND DO IT YOU FOOL!
Dragongirl? Do we have a fan in our midst?
NEENER NEENER NEENER! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!
I’LL DO IT MYSELF!!!
I CAN DO THE MASHED POTATO…I CAN DO THE TWIST
TELL ME BABY, DO YOU LIKE IT LIKE THIS?!?!?!?
BUT DO YOU LOVE ME? DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME, NOW THAT I CAN DANCE
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO DANCE, BUT ENDING YOUR SENTENCES WITH PERIODS IS STILL BEYOND YOU.
I guess it depends on how many other women are there, and when the parole board decides that you’re no longer a threat.
Yikes sorry CF. But in my defense it should have been a question mark, no?
Ok, ignore the above reply, it was pretty crude and untasteful :/
Spot on Zeppe! Now why couldn’t you do that first time around?
It’s usually better the second time, at least for me anyway.
Avis, did you really just type ‘NEENER NEENER’. LMAO.
Heehee! Yup! I’m strange like that.
At least she didn’t type “PLLLBBBTTTT!”
Oh wait…I do that.
Nevermind.
I’ve been known to that too. But, in my defense, I NEVER claimed to be normal.
LOUD NOISES!!!
OH NO YOU DI’NT!
we hope you don’t, we hope you don’t.
..Wow. lmfao
I think its odd that a certain someone *cough*Sara J*cough* hasn’t been seen in a few days…
She might be in labor. She’s due any day now isn’t she?
Yup, I think so.
A few days ago she said 2 weeks…this could be it!
I hope it’s a baby.
Nope. It’s a lizard.
You’ve been listening to Bill Cosby’s stand-up routine haven’t you?
“Congratulations! It’s a…squid.”
*reminisces about Men In Black*
“Did anything about what just happened back there seem odd to you?”
Shades of 50,000 leagues under the sea.
Non-seq, you have just turned a deeper shade of fail.
Is that even possible at this point?
*snork!*
Isn’t that a song by Urban Dance Crew?
How many dipsh!ts does it take to watch hundreds of shopping carts roll off a semi?
As many as is needed, apparently.
“How many Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, they’re good hard-working people.
How many Protestants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, they’re good hard-working people.
I love the Irish, please don’t shoot me!”
Lee Mack.
How many kids with ADD does it take to scr
Ooooh, harsh.
Me likey. Hee Hee.
How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.
How many dadaists does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Haha! Love Lee Mack!
And when in Ireland, it’s very important that you appease both sides of our community… it can turn very nasty…
That is why I love that joke, Lee Mack is a pretty good comedian, however he is left in the shade by Bill Bailey and Michael Macintyre.
I’ve met Bill Bailey
Slight obsession. Have you seen his new show Tinselworm?
Michael MacIntyre is very good too, as is Russell Howard. So much talent about at the moment.
I met Bill Bailey as well, but he wouldn’t answer any of my questions, maybe because there were cathode ray tubes in the way.
I haven’t seen his new show, I will put it on to my “to-do” list. I’ve seen Part Troll which I think is fantastic. Not sure about Russell Howard, he doesn’t seem to have the bravado of a comedian about him yet, I suppose that will come with time.
Did you see Michael MacIntyre at the Apollo?
I met him this time last year, after seeing his Tinselworm show live, and he told me the DVD would be released by that Christmas. It’s only just released now! Such lies and deceit.
Russell Howard just has that cute-but-rude factor lol. I want to lick a hanky and wipe his face.
Is Michael MacIntyre at the Apollo that one that’s always shown on Dave? If so then I think I have.
As a heterosexual man, the “cute-but-rude” factor doesn’t really have an effect on me.
It probably is that one I am thinking of on Dave, but then again, they host so many repeats. What I want to know is, who is going to repeat Dave’s shows?
Hahah, good question! They’re currently repeating The League of Gentlemen. But I’m have too much fun watching Bill and Ted! Ah, the memories.
As you are ill, I’ll let you off with a warning. HINT: “But I’m have”.
I adored League of Gentlemen, possibly the weirdest comedy ever, but possibly the most inventive.
Hello Dave!
Oh damn, I must be more ill than I realised!
*lies down*
*Passes the paracetamol, water, a wet flannel and Bill Bailey*.
I already have the first three, but could always do with extra supplies!
I’ve overdosed on paracetamol and it still isn’t working, I’ve drank my weight in water and that isn’t working and I’ve had a wet flannel on my forehead for hours and that’s only mild relief.
Enough about my woe, though…
*looks around for sympathy*
Cuddlefish…that was BEETLE Bailey you just passed her.
*sympathizes*
*ditto*
I had that a couple of weeks ago, and I STILL can’t laugh without coughing. Which makes reading most of these comments pure torture.
At least it wasn’t Beetleguese that stuff tastes terrible.
Betelguese? Or Beetlejuice?
Either way I don’t understand.
Some folks might say that reading our comments is pure torture even on a good day…
Beetlejuice is the movie, Betelgeuse* is the alpha star in Orion.
Yeah like you would run over to the truck and tell him to stop. Or would you try and catch a couple?
Thank God it was Friday?
Sucks if you work on weekends too.
But they were there until Monday.
the one guy looked like he was clapping.
Yup, driver fail…as soon as the ramp went down the light outside turned to green. Driver pulls away without checking the load is secure or even ready to go. People get hurt and/or dead that way.
It was like watching the American economy.
Whatever it was, it must have been dour, depressing, and the end of capitalism as we know it.
THAT explains the wobbly wheel!
That’s one truck full of fail.
Them standing around at the end reminds me of the janitor Marvin at the end of Die Hard 2 “I’ll be damned if I’m gonna clean up this mess.”
lol Inertia ftw
punk’d
I love that show!
That truck was in that time of the month. It’s just natural.
400!
You live for that don’t you?
I think the best bit is that the trolleys keep falling out of the lorry even when it has been stationary for a while!
If this has been said already I’m sorry, but I couldn’t be bothered reading it all to find out.
What? Hm? Sorry, I couldn’t be bothered to read your post.
Who are you talking to?
Ooh, I’m glad you’re here! I was just sitting here all alone talking to myself.
Hey, last time I did that in the comments section you all called me a madman, but you get away with it ?
Oh, you wouldn’t believe the things I can get away with.
Do tell more!
Inertia is a harsh mistress… but the driver parking on the uphill to make sure that all the rest of the carts came out was the icing on the cake.
EPIC FAIL
dumbass truck driver, had me laughing lots though
the guy probably walked up to the car to say, “You’re cleaning this up..then you’re fired!”
You see, children, this is how you rack up overtime.
four hundred forty FIRST!!!
Target: expect more FAIL.
Stay on Target… Stay on Target
Wats up?
Nude imp
Newton was right!
reminds me of the time when my boss asked me to deliver gallons of salad dressing in one of those big box trucks about 2 hours away. A few curbs and u- turns later I tried to deliver the goods. Whoops, when they opened the back door on the truck, well, well, well, a few of those plastic pails had overturned and that stuff was everywhere and oozing out the door……I resigned from my Salad dressing making job that day.
and all this time, ive been using doors like a sucker
Hahahaha, whoever smuggled this footage out of the store is a God.
I’m curious as to why they were filming in the first place? There has to be a better documentary subject than what was supposed to be happening here.
ONLY IN AMERICA!
Lol…. Like; “Woops?” xDD
I wonder what made that guy in the beginning stop his steps =P
I’d say truck driver fail – he’s the idiot.
Oh no that’ll take like, half an hour to sort out.
i smell viral marketing!!!!!!!!!
Consideration of the law of inertia: MEGAFAIL
Inertia win!
youtube video played oddly for anyone else?
Oops. Clean up on isle 4.
Newton WIN!!
The driver was discharged from the Air Force just two days prior. He forgot he was driving a truck instead of a C-130 and thusly thought he was performing a LAPES* drop on a forward operating base.
*Low Altitude Parachute Extraction System
Uh.. isnt the slogan “expect more, pay less” for the store payless? not target?? look at the truck on the right.
…clean up in isle 4…
Target…..
Expect more. Way less.
darn it i wanted audio
He must be glad he didn’t get on the truck to put that on there.
actio et reactio
ROFL
more like epic fail
Speak for yourself.
Wat r u talkin bout u need 2 get a grip m8, lolzozlol1o1l1o ther is no neeed for grammer and spellin and punctuaton and just generall proper english
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