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first!
Poor Shadow, a whole fail dedicated to him!
Kind of looks like a 21 gun salute in his honor.
lol there ARE 21! I actually counted to try and prove you wrong.
self fail, i guess
In a real 21-gun salute, they only have seven guns but shoot three times.
I am so nasty…
These are older guns. They have bad recoil and need some down time to reload.
Very bad recoil by the looks of it.
FIRST!!!
*sigh* Ain’t that the truth!
Get yourself a younger man! Or a lady
Hey! At least older men don’t go off half cocked! And if they are any good they make effective use of the down time.
Oooh, I just got a shiver! *bats eyes*
*catches eyes*
Owzat!
No homeruns tonight.
Man, outta the park! Nice hit mookie.
penis..
steals home (if you catch my drift)
Hehehe. *does best P.R. grin*
Are you related, Mookie? Mikey D’s got your eyes.
So true, and we make the best use of extended “up time”.
Older men don’t go off half-cocked because they’re flapping in the wind anyway. If there’s no wind in the sails, there’s no sailing.
It’s been my experience that older men are better at anticipating ones needs/desires.
That should have read “one’s needs/desires”. My deepest apologies.
Yeah, and they have more cash.
And we are not afraid to use it.
Damn, I knew I was forgetting something!
21?? if you double 21 you get 42.
mysterious…
I just want to say, this shadow acted very immaturely, his actions are reprehensible, and he has already been shunned from shadowciety.
hehe.. admit it, Shadow. You would do the same if you could…
Nooooooo… I’m more mature than that, honest…
You’ll get over that. I promise. I’m probably twice your age, and I would do that if I could.
Someone failed when making that fence
You failed in identifying a bridge.
That is so not a fail…funny as hell it is.
Poor vagrant, he doesn’t know about Failblog’s rules!
Rules?
Oh, not again!
Again?
These are the rules…learn them…love them…fail by them…
1) Don’t be a troll
2) Don’t masturbates
3) Err…
4) That’s it!
It is also illegal to say ‘First’, ‘Second’, or ‘Last’
BFF deemed it acceptable if you do the ‘First’ in a comical or different way i.e. another language. The motion was seconded and we all said aye. It’s in the amendments and bylaws section.
Good to know…I’ll have to update my fail manual
Don’t forget, no ICHC-speak.
*masturbates*
I’m curious as to what the circumstances were that prompted the prohibition of masturbation. Hell, now I’ll have to trespass just to get some satisfaction.
Trespassers will be prostituted!
Heres hoping….
And ejaculated
The prohibition of masturbation arose due to the high number of people masturbating here and making the room sticky.
Stick rooms are hard to refresh.
Isn’t having a sticky website a good thing?
First Second Last
Uh-oh
*bursts into flames*
yay primera!
good now?
where is that?
westminster bridge.
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE
Indeed.
Assuredly.
Indubitably.
Inexorably. (here we go again)
Absolutely.
idiosyncratically
characteristically
Intolerably
masturbatorally?
unquestionably
Indubitably
Why do people always repeat that one?!
I was thinking the same thing.
obligatory?
Giggity
Ick. Without a doubt.
Masturbate – orally FAIL.
OH! :O HAppY HAppY JoY JoY
It’s November 19th and it’s my BIRTHDAY! And I’m OLD!
Girls, Young Ladies, Ladies, Women, and other willing Females may send personal pictures of their breasts, boobies, tits, ta-tas, jugs, “naughties” or other areas of like interest, as a well deserved & desired present to: [tomtrifik - at - aim.com]. NOTE: All materials received will be held privately in the strictest confidence and never shared, (and will probably be deleted soon, before my wife finds them).
Guys, you may send cash gifts, p0rn site passwords and lottery tickets or just surprize me.
Fail
Congrats on surviving another year! I sent you the winning Lottery Numbers, they’re from Last Week, but they ARE winners!
Happy Birthday Tom!
I sent you your homework.
lol
Win.
And may your birthday be fail free! Here’s to you!
Toooooooo late.
to turn back Tom
I believe, I believe, I believe you’re failing again.
My 25th today too!!! Happy Birthday fellow Scorpio!!!
nooo u stole my word
OMG, the innuendo machine was just fixed yesterday…
Will they stretch out as the sun comes down?
heh heh heh
You said “comes”
“In-your-enndo”
Sorry, couldn’t help my self
There’s no helping you.
Haha, nice Scrubs reference.
That’s not fail
THAT’S WIN!
That’s not the shadow, that’s the light!
Ah, but light is just the absence of shadow.
It’s the other way around, i’m sure.
Nope, the speed of light is just how fast shadow can run away.
Aww, but egg’s response was very cute, wasn’t it? Bless him and his not-getting-the-joke!
I actually did get it. But a wanted a funnier explanation (read above). Thanks, Stryder.
If Loz would have kept his fingers shut, i would have made an analogy with Peter Pan, but… oh well. You ruined it.
His? I take it you never saw her shadow before.
Figures.
That threw him for a curve.
Loz can throw her curves at me any time she pleases!
Lol, I like the new avatar, Dragon.
That’s sexy.
Theng-kew!
Figures? Yes there are several curvy ones wandering around here
See…? Thank you, I was TRYING to get a pun-run going but PoB wasn’t having any of it.
*edits*
*Daydreams about her shadow*
‘The shadows are on your side
As soon as the lights go down
In the darkest place you can find
You belong to the hands of the night’
*squeezes the Moomin!*
Awww…
Oh, I see
suuure!
her* and, my fingers are open? Crap, how did that happen?
Recovery attempt: FAIL.
*sees the light*
A *bright* light? But… it’s just a bad cold, we have medicine and stuff!
Go into the light Carol Anne.
*drifts into the light*
*waves farewell to Whoopi Goldberg and Demi Moore*
And meets their respective acting careers on the other side, I’m sure.
Wow, you looked so much shorter on TV.
That’s weird, usually when I stand up there I gain a little hieght.
OH Mookie! How I LONG for you.
Awww, skwerlly, you’re such a charmer. (You are over 21, right?)
Heeheehee…
21 or bust
Yes!
*pumps fist, gives high fives*
She thinks I am a “charmer!”
*scampers to dictionary*
Wow! Thanks Mookie!
You look charming in that lil’ picture of yours.
Definitely over 21. Do you still wants me?
Sex only happens after 21?
Damn, I’m older than I thought.
Yep, railing design win!
Best one in weeks!!!
You do know that this one has been posted something like twice before, don’t you?
Nope, prove it.
Nope. Trust me, I went through the entire archives in these past weeks. You must have seen it on the voting page.
I’m being followed by a penis shadow
penis shadow-penis shadow
leaping and hopping on a penis shadow
penis shadow-penis shadow
I know its not technically a penis shadow (more of a light) but it’s what came to mind.
Mike Oldfield would be proud. But he isn’t.
Maybe we should exorcise him?
Oh, Father Carras… you always cheer me up!
Good for him. I’m actually reciting Moon shadow by Cat Stevens….look it up.
But if you were being followed by a moon shadow, it would look like this, no?
( O ) ( O ) ( O ) ( O ) ( O ) ( O ) ( O )
That doesn’t look like a moon shadow…
I take it you have never been to Fantasy Fest in Key West.
it looks more like three and a half topless women…
It all depends on your frame of reference.
Maybe that woman from Total Recall is in the lineup.
It looks like a place where the sun don’t shine though.
( )*( )
That’s a very high asshole you’ve got, EB
That’s because I put it before the cart.
Boob shadows? Moon shadows wouldn’t have nipples.
Is it the stickman entrants to the ‘Macaulay Culkin lookalike’ competition?
You mean Yusef Islam
Love that guy.
My mistake, cheers for that Loz.
Hey! Don’t call her “that Loz”, she’s OUR Loz! :p
(Commas…they are your friend.)
Hey, gimme that pen back!
*hugs*
(I was funnin’ ya…you’ll get used to it!)
*hides pen behind back*
Hurray!!
Cat Stevens is correct. Yusuf Islam came later.
Ngah, betraying Yusuf Islam -formerly known as Cat Stevens!!
I accept my FAIL. I shall leave and never come back… unless i’m done with my coffee.
Actually Cat Stevens is correct. The copyright remains under the name used when it’s first registered. Another example would be Walter/Wendy Carlos. The early recordings are still filed as Walter.
Cat Stevens is correct. Yusuf Islam came later.
And if I ever lose my ball
I won’t whine and I won’t call.
Yes if I ever lose my ball.
Oh if….
I’ll cut a new one from a wall
…42 times so far
That one would be an incredible publicity stunt for a sex shop! 100% WIN!
Are any of those ’snorg Tees’ actually funny? I cant find one.
No, but the girls they stick em on are really cute.
Grandma was right! The road to heaven IS paved with a million dicks!
It’s probably the highway to hell instead.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. No-one intended to do anything “good” with a penis.
Yeah, just ask ryannon.
I have done many good things with penis, thank you very much. You should see this one thing I can do with my ton err overshare. Nevermind.
No please what do you do with your toner?
with your boner ?
Are you a loner?
Are you a stoner?
You’d like to bone her?
That was a groaner.
Oh snap! I didn’t know Dragon was a pwner!
What a moaner.
i am a groner
I’m a prank phoner.
I’m a good owner.
I miss the ozoner.
George W was no cloner!
Or a stoner?
dammit, i fail
LOL *great self debasing*
We all fail sometimes, the important thing is to not do it where others can take a picture and post it on failblog.
Want to swap tips?
Oh I like more than just the tip. I’m short but not that short.
Auch, you don’t realize how painful that is ?
We could ask ‘nobhobler’ to do it, isn’t a knob hobbler just like a
cobbler, only with penises instead of shoes?
Well if Ryannon can collect balls in a jar, I’m sure penis shoes are just fine.
Only when accompanied by jazz hands.
*jazz hands*
(Can we make that a verb?)
You have the red pen, it is yours to do as you will oh grammar goddess.
Our BBB is a GGG.
We were forced to attend a seminar once on letter and report writing. the speaker told us you’re not allowed to use red pen to correct work anymore as it makes people think they’ve done wrong and been bad. You should use a purple or green pen as it’s a friendlier colour.
We want people to know they have done bad…
Did they not teach you to use capital letters?
But… isn’t the point to show that they did wrong?
And the red pen strikes again.
the button on my computer says my caps are locked and i have no key.
No one wants to guess what BBB and GGG stand for?
Big Bountiful Babes, and Great Gyrating Guys?
Yes, but you don’t want them to feel bad about being wrong because then they might get upset.
So we now amend technical drawings in a rainbow of colours and then shout at each other for being fuckwits. It’s more satisfying to be honest.
Bald Baboons Bathing?
Giant Greek Goats?
Our Bertie Big Bollocks is a Golden Grammar Goddess?
Gregarious Gorillas Grooming?
Aw, pob, feeling neglected sweetie??? *pinches pob’s cheek*
Big Bouncing Breasts and Great Gelatinous Glutes? (probably doesn’t work with your context, though, but I got nuttin’ else).
Nobody’s got BBB right so far. Mikey D almost got GGG right.
Now that you have everyone’s undying attention will you reveal your secret?
Our Beautiful Belle from Belfast is a Gorgeous Grammar Goddess.
*pushes pob into Loz’s sickroom* *pulls blinds* *locks door from outside*
It depends if you’re George Michael or not…
Those are mighty crooked penisses. It’s a condition commonly known as Peyronie’s disease.
As in “presibent Clinton”.
“Excuse me for not shaking your hand, Mr. Clinton, but I don’t know where it has been”
You replied to your own comment twice?
It’s all the rage in Paris I hear.
Especially among les chats noirs!
Everybody been in Paris I hear!
Paris Hilton? I guess that’s true.
YES! Well, I have seen her squirrel but was not impressed.
Swish for the Fish!
Not yet. I’ve been scheduled for Nov 26 from 1835 to 1855, military time. I understand that there’s a conveyor belt involved somehow….
*Note the use of 4 periods in prior sentence*
They say talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. And the second sign is when you reply.
But doesn’t the first reply cancel out the second reply, thereby voiding the madness?
I’ve noticed that when I talk to myself, it’s some of the most intelligent conversations I have.
It’s a shame there’s no one to vouch for that…
Voilà, YOU understand !
Reply? Hell I argue with myself. And lose.
You’re a formidable opponent.
Yep, both of me.
Yes. The voices made me do it. The voices ! The voices !
Yeah, what kind of weirdo replies to their own comment?
I don’t know. YOU tell ME.
Awesome, I’ve got exactly the same picture
It’s in London, on the bridge along the parliament
I wonder if this is what the druids *really* had in mind for Stonehenge…
Welcome to the all you can eat boner buffet…
Garçon! oops I mean monsieur, may I have mine well done and pointing to the right..
Garçon! *clicks fingers* …your finest chardonnay, too.
Nice choice, a dry white will accompany our meal nicely.
Heh heh heh…
I think its the madness that voids out the talking all together?
No, that’s Shadow win… win…win…win…win…win…win… win…
/me looks for shadow resembling female counterpart
\When I find it: PHOTOSHOP WIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just to make matters worse, if the bridge is the one I think it is, that bridge is in one of the busiest tourism areas of London. Westminster bridge is right between the Houses of Parliament and the London eye.
Lol
první
What a gay bridge
Would you like to explain this to me? I mean…a great many people who like and have penises are not gay.
And I’m pretty sure bridges have no sexuality at all.
Myabe the bridge is happy?
No, he’s right…the bridge is gay…or at least bi…I made love to it 21 times last night…once for each shadow…now I’m sore and exhausted…
The fence will be jealous.
Ouch!
Well, they do have gender in some languages! In France I’m afraid his point could be valid…
Yeah bridge is masculine in french so it works here
So if something is masculine…and it has a penis…then it’s gay?
You guys are nuts. And Loz is defending trolls. HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD???
21 penises, yes. Don’t try to apply logic to an illogical situation!
I still can’t believe you took the troll’s side.
*sob*
I know, I couldn’t quite believe it myself…
Initially I was like “how DARE he refer to an inanimate object as gay?!”.
Then… it all goes hazy…
Maybe he means the unwritten rule of reverse shadow penis’ are automatically gay.
I’ve got nothing.
No balls are touching, it can’t be gay.
Hey watch it!
You know, this entire thread makes me uncomfortable…
Too many penises = gay. If you have one penis too many it means you’re gay. I don’t care if you had the 2nd one just for a short while, it’s still gay.
Now when you think of it… homosexuals are gay.
Profound! Have you ever been nominated for a Nobel Prize?
Spend a lot of time thinking about extra penises, do you?
First three sentences made me frown. Last sentence made me LMAO. XD
And exactly how many penises does it take to constitute “one penis too many”?
someone probably said it already, but thats not fail, thats win.
True. In fact, it surprises me that we haven’t heard of Dr. Hugh already, he’s somewhat of an expert in the sausage field.
Let me take you down, ’cause I’m going to Sausages Fields.
Nothing is real and nothing to get hung (!) about.
Sausages Fields forever.
Sorry, wrong name.
D’oh!
*laughs at POB’s identity crisis*
Tulips?
Easy to find out: if you’re inclined to have a sniff, it’s a tulip. If you’d rather put it in your mouth, err…
I’d rather see a time lapse video of the shadows. You know, as the sun moves…
You sir, are brilliant.
Nice
hahaha this is wonderful!
haha, brilliant
European design?
It’s a truss bridge.
*struts while brushing long, curling trusses*
I’m getting a wonderful view of gorges from here.
I would never, ever ask you if this outfit makes my buttress look big.
I would try my best to provide a supportive answer.
I know you would. Now c’mere and stop keeping me in suspension.
*cantilevers*
*smooch!*
Mmmmm…
I’m wearing my brand-new girder belt tonight, just for you.
It ‘piers that the girder-belt it is having the desired effect.
I would consider this more of a win, really xDD
Yea, epic win imo lol
I took the same exact picture in London on the bridge at Westminster…
Mmm..I’m tempted to theorize that someone did this on purpose.
This is hysterical! I lol’d … I sure did!
WIN!
Late, I know, but Cat Stevens is correct. Yusuf Islam came later.
lol, the great thing about this is it will never FAIL to show up at the same time every day, its a daily fail
What’s wrong with a load of fork-like shadows?
I have the same photo. in London
been on here before, failblog fail
This is not a fail. it is a brilliant coincidence.
Hey, get yer mind out of the gutter. Those probably just are 21 Mickey Mouses with a mutant jaw, no?
WIN
amazing! The architect is looking back and laughing now
I’m a web developer for a printer. I had quite a good chuckle this morning when I realized that this very bridge was in the pages I was testing.
/work fail.
There isn’t anything that failed in this picture.
If you look at it upside down, it looks like an elephant’s head
haha… innapropriate shadows
Big fat FAIL from me
Yeugh!
I like how images that resemble an erect penis are considered acceptable for a ‘G’ rated blog. Hmm. would images that resembled vulvas be ok, too then?
i dont get it
Their Elifontes! Elifontays!
what gun? Its a penis.
PINGAS
Does anyone know where this is? I think I’ve seen this!