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Purple fence?
Spikes! Yikes!
Yikes! Dykes! (Nothing wrong with being a dyke. Just rhyming. )
Trikes, Bikes!
Hikes, tikes!
Mike and Ikes!
Awww… it’s ok… we’ll give you another chance…
*offers shoulder*
*then grabs-flings onto fence*
AHA! Viva le France!
Viva le Fence?
Tour de Fence.
Bounty Deutschland!
huh?
vive la France*
That was my point, too.
It’s okay, Mookie…she just can’t help herself. I thought your paper towel joke was hilarious, though!
I knew you would get it, Dragon!!! Awesome website, btw. You’re quite the hottie!
I didn’t get Mookie’s reference. So stop being so mean!
Oooh…
…Tank you.
Did you go sign my guestbook? I like it when my Failblog friends pop in and leave me a little note!
*hugs fluffy and lou and pob*
*hugs Loz too, just ‘cuz*
*hugs dragon* Have you had a good day, sistah?
Oh, and is it a coincedence that on your website there’s an ad banner for breastular cosmetic surgery?
*snork!*
*borrows the red pen*
*scratches out the ‘e’ and replaces with an ‘i’*
And yes, it’s a total coincidence. My curves are completely wholesome and all-natural, theng-kew.
Damn! Impaled on my own pen!
You knew it was mighty when you used it!
Penis mightier.
Suck it Trebek!!
*offers elbow*
It’s political advice.
I’ll take swords for a 1000
little rascals reference win?
I know some gay people who would like both the texture and the purple color.
hmm…. poor taste. And the official gay color is pink. Purple is bi-sexual
I love hot pink.
A purple rubber bone was extracted from a human quite recently, so purple may, in fact, be the new pink this season!
Oooor it was the only color available, and we shouldn’t confuse activist symbols with sex toys. *shrug*
What about Pro-Sex activists?
Perhaps I’m a jerk and he was just talking about some happy people with architectural interests
Was the rubber fist pink or purple? (Under the minimal stains).
I believe it was pink. But I could be wrong.
It was purple. And an actual bone, like the ones dogs use to play with… 10 inch, 3 inch diametered bone. Some people are brave.
WHOOOOOOSH!
Lol, aww, it’s not egg’s day today.
A getting-the-joke fail and now a previous-fail-reference-recognition fail!
I’m pretty sure this is at the Lagoon Amusement park surrounding a ride called “The Spider.” It matches the ride color…
*wonders if 4 means the Lagoon Amusement park in Utah*
Then again it says nothing about “No Lying on the Fence”….
Think bed of nails for Size 0 ladies….
Yes, that’s the Lagoon he’s thinking of, and yes, that is indeed the ride that’s behind the sign. I’ve been to that very spot with my friend every year since the Spider opened, and we laugh at it each and every time. Of course, I’m kinda annoyed that someone beat us to taking the picture, though. XD
Yeah it is, right next to the legendary wall of gum. It’s a shame they clean that every season.
I’ve shown this to several people and we’ve all decided that it’s gotta be the fence at Lagoon. On the Spider/Fly ride. I vaguely remember thinking it was funny when I last went and saw it.
Yeah, thats definately at Lagoon. I remember seeing it last month when I was there.
haha yeah its at lagoon, I have a picture of me by the sign… I love how stupid people are
yeah, I’ve seen that so many times. I went on that ride about 12 times a while back… the sign never ceases to make me laugh.
Yup, It’s lagoon. I was SUPER MAD when I saw this cause I’ve been meaning to get to lagoon to take a picture of it for this website for a long time. Someone beat me to it. (frowny face here).
yes! i was just thinking this!
That’s what I was going to say. That looked like the sign from Lagoon. lol
I was there with my cousins!
Ha i remember looking at that and laughing…
This is Lagoon, in Utah, the Spider Ride. I’m so glad they put that sign there to stop me from sitting on that fence! ha!
It is! I live right next to Lagoon.
yeah it is lagoon and the spider for sure
Yes, this is at lagoon. Its an amusement park in Utah, I tried sitting on it. I now understand…
This is here in Utah!
It’s in the line waiting area dealie for a ride.
EVERYONE takes pictures with this sign. It’s pretty awesome.
OMG… THATS AT LAGOON LOL I SAW THAT AND WAS GONNA SEND IT!!!!
Please. Blood stains are hard to clean (I am told).
Too many hangups.
Straddling is ok, though.
But I have an itch!
all the way up there?
Let me help you with that.
*Inserts Boner*
*Replaces Toner*
*Spaces stoner*
*Bashes owner*
Next time you don’t pay there will be a donkey head in your bed that you may…..or may not care about.
*slaps sleepy*
*Packs seaweed*
*lashes moaner*
Another S&M reference, EB? Hmmm….
pure coincidence … I’m sure thats all it is …
Mm-hm. Right. Oooookay.
*doesn’t believe you*
Pardon me, would someone care to remove the innuendo machine from my pocket? All this use has got it smoking hot, and it’s a little close to some rather precious property for my comfort…
Oh, look at Lunchbox getting all hot and bothered!
*hands you your money back* *cringes*
I dunno, there’s always SOMEONE who’s into this sort of thing.
I think you’re on to something there.
*hands dilly a band-aid*
OW! Poor decision-making skills today on my part.
Some find sexual pleasure in that.
Some find it in a vortex.
Like a time-vortex?
I find it in a jaccuzi.
Harvey Birdman used a jacuzzi as a time-vortex once.
Unfortunately, I once heard of a person that thought the same way. He dove in, believing it was a portal, hit his head, and drowned. It’s one of those stories where you giggle, but you’re really not supposed to.
I find it in a floozy.
I’m feeling woozy.
Now that’s a Doozy!
mi scusi
that would be a different kind of vortex
Are you implying that some don’t??
Only the truly depraved.
What is wrong with that?
They just need to see the shopkeeper…
I’ll sit on the wall then
Humpty-Dumpty.
Skewer-your-rumpty.
Sorry, I don’t swing that way. I appreciate the offer, though.
That’s okay, it’ll save me the cost of renting the equipment.
But all you need is that fence…
Oh, and an able-bodied German chap named Hans.
For that Hans on experience?
jackhammers are expensive to rent.
All right, but I’m not sending any of my horses to help you. My men, either.
How about a few sheep?
I feel like unicorns would be more appropriate for the crowd sitting on this fence.
but they might take your kidney
Good [i]point[/i].
Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnn
fail.
How DO you use html tags here? I’ve been capitalizing when I want to italicize…
Please do not use quotation marks for emphasis. This cannot be said strongly enough.
*POUNCE!*
*FOOOOOM!*
Shadow, who said you could use my *FOOM!*? AND do you honestly think it’s a good idea for you to get between a dragon and her Admiral while she’s pouncing?
Hmmm??
Haha, fine, forgive me.
*moves quickly out of the way*
*POPCORNINATES!*
*wooziness slowly wears off*
Where are my socks??
Heeheehee…
*holds them up*
How do you use html tags? You type them in…?
Testing…
There we go.
Nesting…
Not below this level, you aren’t.
Mikey, every time I see your avatar, I just want to *squeeze the Moomin!!*
Which is a lot like squeezing the Charmin, only not.
Awwww. He does look to have his arms up in anticipation of a hug.
*hugs dragonwriter*
P.S. Am I being compared to toilet paper?
You’re welcome.
This is a disembowelment-free zone.
That took a lot of guts!
Case and point.
point and match.
Match and box.
Box and car.
car and bar
bar too far.
*sighs*
I’ll email you a drink cicili.
This is bizarre
Brother Pele’s in the back, Sweet Zina’s in the front, not that bizzare actually…
How bizarre…
Every time I look around, it’s in my face!
you won’t have the guts to do that again!
Please keep your entrails inside the car at all times.
Ho-made chitlins, anyone?
*samples*
Yum, just like Mom used to make ‘em.
I guess that’s why they’re ho made
Wonder if it was a big problem….
Obviously. All the tips are bent.
This is why we can’t let robots feel pleasure!
Yet letting them feel only pain seems unfair.
Maybe the soggy holes wet the fence and made it rust.
eww-ness!!
Not unless they use no-rust Squirrel in a Trash Can brand paint, it’s guaranteed to withstand even the toughest of elements! (Not including falaffel…)
Perhaps they meant it figuratively, like, stick with your convictions or make a decision already!
yeah……right……..
Hehehe. Sprite, this is a Failblog. It’s not that deep (no pun intended). If there’s any thought required, it’s if you’re reading the comments.
Those robots had steel clenching butt cheeks!
That’s what I thought at first, but now I’m on the fence about it… … oops
Seems like an titling fail. It’s an unnecessary request WIN!
Titling?
*masturbates*
Sorry, had to do it
You should try doing that while sitting on the fence…it will feel much better
As long as you didn’t do it on the fence…
Sorry, you’ll have to commit Hara Kiri elsewhere.
seppuku
Bless you!
He can try it on a spike,
he can do it on a bike,
He can try it here or there,
he can do it anywhere.
I would not could not on that spike,
I would not could not on a bike.
I do not like this purple fence,
I do not like its pointy offense.
Hey babe ya wanna boogie?
boogie-oogie-woogie with me.
seppuku?
*masturbates*
sudoku?
*enumerates*
Sapporo?
*Inebriates*
Sappho?
*versificates*
Sappho?
*mast…
Too late. Caught you. :p
Heeeee!
hentai?
*masturbates*
So, SE Asian chickens are a turn-on for you? I think they have a dating service for that.
Saving lives win!
Anyone stupid enough to sit on that thing.. nevermind.
oh lord, that would hurt in all the wrong places
What would be the right places for you ?
Pain in the right places..? Really? Possible?
Pain in the right places, really possible.
Where is that?
*gets a pointy object*
What if we aren’t attacked by fruit, what if someone has a pointed stick?
Flying Circus Reference WIN, I suppose…
*pokes ErickB* There?
*pokes Mookie* No, here!
No fair. Your poker is bigger than mine.
Ummm… Mookie, I thought you were a girl??? You’ve got extra hardware? Please, do enlighten us?
*checks for extra hardware*
*looks under the hood*
*thinks everything looks fine here*
Thanks, EB, I was overdue for a tune-up!
Unnecessary COLOR fail.
Unnecessary CAPITALISATION fail.
But at least he didn’t use quotation marks for emphasis.
Wow. You’re an asshole. WHO CARES IF I TYPE IN CAPS FOR EMPHASIS?
“i care”
Do not “feed” the trolls.
Do NOT “feed” the trolls.
*staples Mookie’s comment to the board*
*Uses white-out on the “NOT” part of Mookie’s comment, also, puts a smiley face in every o* *giggles* *runs off*
Hahahahahaha.
spelling fail.
Don’t you mean unnecessary SPELLING fail?
lol!
What if WAS necessary?
It wasn’t, there was no fail :p
*bump*
*Bumps back*
Sorry, no entry in the rear. Come round the front and I’ll be glad to help you out.
*Walks around to front*
“Yes hello, I am looking for two turtle doves…have you seen them?”
Ha! I know where that is! It’s in Utah at Lagoon amusement park while you are waiting in line for the Spider ride. I was always perplexed when I saw it.
Yah, same here~! My brother was like, ‘Hmm. But what if I want my bowels cleaned out?’
I came in here to say this. I saw this earlier this year and took a picture with my phone.
photoshop fail.
But did you see the pixels!
Yeah, cuz the comments above and below yours mean this must be fake.
Lol
This is at theme park called ‘Lagoon’ in Utah. It’s kind of funny because every time we see this sign, the eyebrows go up and all kinds of ‘isn’t it obvious?’ abound
“It’s kind of funny”… yeah, I’m guessing that’s why it’s on this site
Utah? I knew Mormons were behind this somehow…
Mormons? *runs and hides*
Gorgons! *swims and hides*
Vogons! *stuffs cotton balls in ears*
Dragons! *scales a peak*
…Where’s my socks??
I found one…
Excuse me Wynhæleþ.
*gently pulls a sock free*
The other one will turn up eventually.
Now in Texas aswell!
Congratulations Texas, on your third Mormon!
It seems to me like all three visited our house monthly.
You must be on their migration route.
Aswell? They’re brimming with pride? *hands Retaba a space* here, keep this around, just in case…
Now in Texas, a swell!
actually, that is a win…it should be necessary fail…the sign is unnecessary, so its a win!
Seconded.
It’s probably a “plz not sue us” notice… because someone would.
In the rich areas of town here, they set jagged rocks into the tops of their stone walls. God forbid any pedestrian stop and rest. (They’re low walls.)
killjoys
killroy
was here
Damn, missed him… I have his jacket.
And is now on I’m A Racist, Join My Cause! (Yes I know it’s Kilroy).
I’ve seen walls with broken bottles cemented into the top. (Of course, that was a nunnery… gotta keep them nuns contained!)
100!
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em if you ask me.
They just need more practice! Honest!
LoL
Maybe they adressed the pidgeons? ^^
It’s a real bitch keeping up with their forwarding requests.
Wow. I now have a new wallpaper.
It’sa purple fence. Sometimes the gays get confused.
Are you confused, then?
1: “PhotoShopped!” (”if you look closely enough…”)
2: “I’ve been right there / lived there before / seen it.”
3: “My friend took this picture / told me about it.”
4: Inane comment repeated for the 4nd or 11rd time.
5: Clueless Guess(es) as to the true meaning.
6: Inside joke to/from a “Regular” poster.
7: Standard “accidenty” Missing Verb Gag.
8: Smart assed reply to Missing Verb Gag
9: Grammar / Punctuation / Word Usage Mistake.
10: Rare & Truly Insightful Witty Comment Worthy of Praise.
11: *Action Word*
12: Burn or Put Down or Comeback.
13: SOMETHING IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!
14: Trite crap everyone is tired of.
15: Pun Times and Fun Rhymes
That’s what I got for my birthday last year!
You forgot “In Soviet Russia, you”
rather than ‘things’, there should be some English terminology for action word, but I can’t remember what it is at the moment. The technical side of English was never my strong point.
Hahahahaha. Words vanished. Hmmmm.
It should have read “In Soviet Russia, ‘object’ ‘things’ you”, but I used pointy brackets which seems to make words invisible for some reason. The technical side of the internet was never my strong side either.
That’s ’cause it reads it as HTML.
You accidenty your verb and noun!
for those who don’t know –
HTML uses the ‘less than’ ‘greater than’ symbol to denote use of an HTML command
eg. “” = itlaics
Nope, that’s yet another one I have yet to figure out… Quick, Robin, we’re off to the internet to do some research!
ok lets try this ..
the ‘less than’ symbol – <
the ‘greater than symbole – >
.. are used to enclose html commands
Now to bring it all together…
WordPress allows the use of HTML ‘tags’ in posts.
HTM tags are commands which control how various aspects of a web page will look. Most noticeably in a forum; text.
If you wish to change how the text looks you can:
make it bold
or use italics
To do this you need some basic understanding of the HTML language.
All HTML tags are composed of 2 parts, an opening command and a closing command. In addition you will need to know the proper command (tag) yto use to achieve the desired affect.
In order to italicize a word you must use the italics tag “I” and enclose it with in the proper format – < I > italics < /I >
.
Because ‘ < ‘ and ‘ > ‘ are part of the HTML tag, certain forums will not properly display them. Or any thing that is placed between them, as the forum program inappropriately interprets it as a HTML tag.
Thankyou for the above explanations.
Thank you for the explanation. It is very helpful!
… And a partridge in a pear tree.
It is only the local council protecting themselves against litigation. Isn’t it? Just in case the one idiot who has escaped his long sleeve pullover decides the top of a purple fence is the best place for a seat.
long time reader, first time poster …
Would this be “Unnecessary Request WIN”? It seems to be doing a really great job of making an unnecessary request.
LIES! I’ve seen you post before. I remember thinking your avatar reminded me of a bass clef.
(And yes, someone else has mentioned this point above.)
Do people not know about the “search” function…? Ctrl-F, people!
Ctrl-F? Sounds kinky!
Hee…I kinda thought so, too.
Pshh…
If you’re doing it right, your F will be wild and out of ctrl
Well said Shadow, well said.
Hee! Thanks for the note, ErickB!
*hugs*
But you didn’t answer my question
and your welcome I have actually stopped by there when I first started lurking on failblog
I accidentally the whole fence spike. What should I do?
Use an action verb.
Damn, and I was really looking forward to sodomizing myself with that painful spike. Shucks.
The sad thing is, they put it there because someone’s tried it before.
Hmm, And How Would You Know This?
I find it hard to believe they think someone would actually sit on that. Then someone DID sit on it, got hurt, threatened to sue, and the park put the sign up. It’s the circle of life.
Guess you won’t do that again.
I’ve seen this, it’s at an amusement park called “Lagoon” in Utah
lol that’s at lagoon park in utah
utah prode!!! lol
for gays? maybe.
I live in Utah and tried to submit this pic. I find it funny that you can stand in line for an hour but there is no where to sit. I admit I was tempted, but this sign changed my mind.
Oh geez i laugh at the irony of this fence everytime I wait for this ride at Lagoon
Oh, the irony!
Indeed. You’d think he’d be laughing at the irony of the sign.
He’s a bit rusty, and he’s laughing so hard his oxides are splitting.
He must live in Santa Fe.
Anyone dumb enough to sit on this fence NOW will definitely win a Darwin Award.
That would hurt.
Oh my! Nasty spikes!
maybe its outside a debating society?
…No, unnecessary request WIN.
Sorry, no masochists allowed.
Plz don’t sit on fence, color not dry yet.
HA! Utah’s lagoon fence sign its for a ride called the spider
and yes pll do make fun of it a lot. i used to work there, only reason for the sign. someone sat on the fence before the sign was up, and lawsuit insued… sue happy americans
Ha! Someone seriously sat on that fence? FAIL
has anyone mentioned someone elses mother sitting on the fence yet? if they havn’t then i will
Fail Title Fail: The sign IS an unnecessary request. So it is a success, not a fail.
Hahaha i’ve seen that sign… it’s the spider at lagoon right? Utah all the way.
That’s at Lagoon!
Haha, I live in UT… and I always laugh at that fence.
OMG i have seen that fence. it is at lagoon in UTAH. i laughed at it every time i saw it.
Hey I know where this is! It is in a theme park in Utah. I always wondered why someone would ever sit on that fence. Stupid sign!!!
lol this fence is at an amusement park in Utah called lagoon… the fence is covered with those signs and it is very sharp…. but there is a reason those signs are there
Hahahahha! Last time I was at Lagoon (where this was taken) they didn’t have that sign…makes you wonder why they put it up…did some fool try to sit on the fence? XDD
I love that ride, BTW. Spider all the way!
yeah I saw this at lagoon. You CAN sit on the fence, actually. There is concrete underneath the metal part that you can sit on. I tried it
oh my gosh this is on the spider ride at lagoon in Utah!! every time me and my friends go there we make fun of that sign. i love it
as i was reading through after i posted this i realized many ppl have said this is in lagoon. i fail lol.
“Hey, there’s a sign telling not to sit on the fence. As if something going to happen if I sit on th OWWWWWWW!!!!!”
I guess that place doesn’t like masturbation. Prudes.
Woah woah woah, that’s at the Spider ride at Lagoon!
I KNEW it would be here. xD I can’t help but giggle when I see it..
oh i’ve seen that before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i recognize that sign anywhere it’s at lagoon on the spider ride!!
I knew I’d seen it before. Just couldn’t think of where. Thank you David.
Can I sit on the cement that is holding up the fence?
Lagoon, Utah location?!
That sign only means someone sat on that fence before.