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Please send me a picture of yourself also and your address so I can thank you
and your social security number
Do not forget your credit card number and expiration date so I can verify it is not stolen
and a copy of your passport!
and your inside leg measurement, weather forecast and mothers maiden name.
And your shoe size.
And my IQ.
And a urine/blood/semen/stool sample.
does your stool actually contain urine, blood and semen?
Or does your semen contain urine, blood and stool?
If he answers you, how much will you charge ?
It’s free, for 500 yens.
*swipes fluffy’s superfluous ’s’*
And the Red Pen strikes again!
It’s back with a vengeance!
YAY!!
I’ve missed you and your red pen!
I am also a fan of m’lady and her red pen!
Both, actually. Jesus loves me.
Well, at least somebody does.
And penis size
Odd that it took that many posts for someone to finally say that…
I bet you hope that we have to collect that information from the women too, so you can live your dream of finally having a penis large enough to be considered average.
And your parents bank pin number
How odd?
this odd. *holds out arms*
Looks like two to me.
No, look again. They are the arms of one and a half people and that is odd.
*rubs eyes* Oh, I see it now.
Isn’t two an odd number? … oh wait, it’s a prime number instead. FAIL
If you want a hug, you could just ask.
Well this one’s better than the guy who got his wallet stollen at my University, and posted a note on a couple of walls saying: “You better return my credit cards and documents, or I will hunt you down to the pits of hell”.
*stolen*
MMmmmm…. stollen….
stollen… is it a kind of food?
Actually, it is! It’s a traditional Christmas cake that has fruit in it.
You earn 5 points!
*Applause*
Don’t forget the stealth marzipan that takes people by surprise.
*barf*
Am I the only one who reads “applause” and thinks “applesauce”?
Quite possibly.
I thought so too. reference to fruit….Applesauce!
Mmmmm…Stalin.
There’s nothing tastier than genocide!
Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.
Nice “Dogma” reference.
mmmmm…. Stalin.
Yeah, if you stole someone’s wallet, why would you be hiding out in the pits of hell? That’s an “understanding criminals” fail.
Please finish any homework I haven’t done while you have the computer.
I can gave you the answers to your homeworks exercises:
1- 42
2- A sheep can marry a horse
3- In the trunk
4- Vodka, rum and bourbon
5- Spanking
Hope it helps
Your thief
p.s. I emailed your p0rn collection to your head teacher.
Your thief.
Can you CC a copy of that p0rn to me?
Truly are you so interested in sheep pr0n?
I thought it was horse p0rn!
Both species are so similar that only a zoologist or a zoophilic can tell one from another
Especially difficult in the back of a dark shed… So I have been told, of course.
That was you in my shed? I thought it was the rednecks on their honeymoon!
You can tell it’s the sheep if you don’t have to stand on a crate.
If it ain’t a sheep, its not worth the lack of sleep!
I always fall asleep after a sheep jumps me.
just checking
I always fall asheep after sleep jumps me.
I always jump and fall on sleeping sheep.
I sometimes jump to sleep with sheep in Fall.
Yay our victim is Australian
Surely you can just say “can you CC that pr0n to me?”?
Your opinion was invalidated when you tried to be ‘first’ and failed, spectacularly.
Can you carbon copy a copy of that carbon copy for me? Thanks.
I think you were aiming for “Can you carbon copy a copy” Check again, CC was only used once.
Correction Fail!
No, it was an emphasis WIN.
A FAIL for both you whiny douchbags!
Aww! Another troll! Dibs!
Trolls won’t rest below this level.
We might need one, the billy goats are getting out of control.
Do trolls eat horses?
Well, they do produce a lot of horseshit, so I’m guessing yes.
Trolls, nothing goes in, shit comes out.
It’s weird how they can do that…
Hehehe, Lou
Hahahah, you
Hohoho, poo
Nice color scheme in the fonts used, by the way. And good avoidance of inappropriate quotation usage.
I wonder how many of that board planks do she/he printed and how did he/she feed them to the printer
I think it was done on the latest Hewlett Packard board printer using the wobbly outline font.
EPIC FTW
Surely they did it on poster board first then went to FedEx/Kinkos/HomeDepot to have it printed on the plywood.
I just love that name. Kinkos. Whenever I think of it, I get so… what’s the word? It starts with a “k”…
kittenish?
coquettish?
Starting with a “k” — FAIL!
But yes, I am feeling quite kittenish at the moment. How about you?
Kinky
Did they set up that email especially because of the stolen computer?
Yes, he/she did that so the thief could remain anonymous.
You may find that logic dumbfounding, but then think about the logic of the rest of the board sign.
Cheers for that
Leave the computer, take the Cannoli.
Sarah Vowell FTW!
Whts vwl?
Cursive logic!
Cursive’s going to go the way of calligraphy pretty soon, I think.
The Dodo politely agrees with this assessment
And how I miss carving into stone tablets.
Or scrawling on papyrus with dry reeds.
Or doodling on cave walls in pomegranate juice.
I will write in cursive until the day I die. I don’t care if everything I write looks like it was written by someone’s grandma!
I still write in cursive. I also enjoy writing fun messages to my friends on the walls of my cave using the blood of my enemies.
I used to only write in cursive, but then, in grade 7, my writing went from 18pt to 8pt. It become indecipherable to the point of absurdity. My printing is still illegible, but it’s better than my cursive. And that’s the story of why my teachers loathe reading my assignments.
FIRST!
FAIL
yup, that’s definetly a FAIL
And that’s a FAILED spelling of “definitely”. That’s a citation for you, sir and/or ma’am.
.
WEE WOO WEE WOO! The spelling police strikes again!
My first FAIL, I’m so happy!
now see if you can be the first to go to that horizon – way over there.
Follow the Donner party.
for the dinner party.
Dahmer dines at Donner’s diner.
But the extra calories are a real downer…
…from dusk ’till dawner.
Doner kebab? *vomits*
*swipes talldude’s superfluous apostrophe*
Damn, you guys are losing it today!
*ahem*
*gives talldude back his apostrophe and takes superfluous ‘l’ instead.
Thank you Dragonwriter…Loz, there are times when an apostrophe replaces letters, such as the “un” at the beginning of “until”. That aside, I really should not be using quotation marks for emphasis.
No, using quotation marks in this situation is perfectly appropriate. You’re not using them for emphasis, you’re using them to specify the word and part of the word you’re talking about. If you were using them like this: “That post made me “really” mad!”, that would be inappropriate. It takes away any certainty about the word in quotations.
I find this discussion “really” interesting.
I find this “discussion” really interesting.
I “find” this discussion really interesting.
“I” find this discussion really intresting.
NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FIRST!@#!@#!!!@#
I like the festive use of Christmas colors.
By Rudolph’s red light!(on that modded PC case…) Shall his homework be returned! Hear hear!
I doubt it, I already saw the assignment on Ebay for $1.
Oh man, really? I’ve been paying $3 per homework page! When Ebay has had it cheap all this time
Yeah dude! How do you think I made it through school? God bless Ebay!
Ever since I put Ebay in my comment, the ads have been showing EBay ads -_-
We could invent a new betting/drinking game, web ad roulette: Everyone bets on what ad will come up next, and the losers have to drink!
If he (or she) is a “loser” why do they get to drink? I think only the winner should get to drink.
You’re magic! Now, if only there were someway to make this penis larger…
I wish I wish I wish.. I met a Nigerian prince who will give me $100,000…
Well the Prince of Persia can control the sands of time, I want him instead.
I, too, believe I control the universe.
I don’t believe… I know I do.
Ha! I MADE you say that.
Fool! I MADE all creation!
Well I hope you’re proud of yourself.
Does that mean you can fix it, too?
But then we wouldn’t have this amusing site!
Did you also make the parts of creation that fail to fail while failing to fail to fail.
Whoever can make sense of what I just type will be blessed with enlightenment…..
Or laser vision, it’s your choice.
Nonchalantly slips Sekhmet his “d”.
.
YAY! I GET MY LASER VISION!
Enjoy your laser vision.
And the side effects, a burning sensation in the optic orbs.
Thank you for the “d” btw as the first “d” fled in fear of
“d’s nuts” jokes.
Now melt away your enemies.
I can mel! Damn it, I just melted my “l” away…
And apparently your “t” too…
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Discworld reference FTW! <3
ummmmm i think thepowerofblue got killed
No holly though. Shame.
Holly was busy that night, Santa needed another type of “sleigh”
No, he needed another type of “ho”.
Just in time for Christmas.
I mean how can you resist that?.. HOW CAN YOU RESIST THAT?!
To resist is to piss into the wind. Those who do will end up smelling. Know this, why do I defy? Because an inner voice is yelling.
You can’t keep this up forever… ¬_¬
Well, maybe with some viagra gelato.
Yummy. I always thought strawberry was my favourite until I tried Viagra flavour.
But then he wouldn’t be pissing into the wind, would he?
But then he wouldn’t be pissing into the wind, would he?
No.
Fine, I’ll stop then. :[
You’re not serious!
Oh wait…I see that you are. This will make Loz sad.
I accidenty the whole line set-up. (I was hoping Loz would reply back with “I need map of your head, translated into English so I can learn to not make you frown.”)
Has anyone emailed them the link to this page so they can know that in the depths of their misfortune they are still managing to bring joy to the world?
No.
Is that a moomin ?
It is, it’s moomin papa.
Nice.
Thankyou.
Slips Mikey his needed space.
Oopsie doopsie, I meant to cover my previous phrase in asterisks. Don’t mind me, I’ll just be hanging those up right here… *Starts hanging them up*
Alright, now let’s see if it’s done:
*Slips Mikey his needed space.*
YAY! *Dance*
avatar WIN!
Actually I was thinking of signing up to spam sites using that email… pron being the obvious choice… Of course I would need the help of Syg and Lou for beastiality sites….
Anyone sent anything to that e-mail?
You try it. I’m feeling lazy. Ha ha.
I would have, but my dog ate his homework.
Your dog ate a digital file?
Yes. He’s been pooping pixels ever since.
Into the Trash folder I hope.
hey why have my comments been taken off is this a private site????i was not rude..boo hoooooooo
Happens to my first posts all the timexD Maybe i have to write first
only came across this yesterday but seems like fun… i will stick it out….cheers
Sometimes comments do suspiciously disappear. I think we have a mystery case here, time to get out our sleuthing caps!
You don’t realize how many people started giggling when you said “I will stick it out.”
Since the computer was stolen, how is the victim planning on getting in to his gmail?
Oh no, maybe his computer was the only computer in the world and he doesn’t live near a library or have any friends! Oh noooo how will he survive without a cracktop?
I smell sarcasm on your words.
I will write to “YesIStoleIt@gmail.com”
I’ll post the reply, if any.
Thanks, Bob.
Will you make up a new email address for it?
For the good of the herd.
So I heard.
There is really no need to worry about the homework. He’s sleeping with me and I plan on giving him and A for effort.
lol good one
lol poor kid he probably had a big project on that computer
Hey skwerlly bob while you’re at it, e-mail a link to this blog, maybe we’ll see more signs on plywood, printed at Kinkos of couse.
Hahahaha so win! xD
HELP
GRAMMAR FAIL. It should be “whomever” not “who” stole my computer.
WIN!
I just came across this sign picture – basically by accident – great one though – had me laughing for a while!!
im hard
i got rapet not lol
poo poo
fart
im just thinking, how mant people probably emaild that person saying, i did it. ahahahahaha
Backup fail.
EPIC WIN IM LAST!!
Sry nope i WIN