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Moo?
Meow?
Woof?
RAWR!
the pig goes WANNNKKK
*insert masturbation joke here*
If a bear masturbates in the woods, is the sheep still sticky?
That was woolfully awful.
He’s such a card!
SHEEP PIMP
I don’t get it!
“masturbates”
Ceiling cat is watch you.
Maybe he’s into that.
You mean ceiling horse.
please do not use quotation marks for emphasis
*masturbates*
Neigh?
…?
(turtle sound)
MUTHRF**KIN OINK!
(also known as the sound a pig makes)
the cow goes: SHAZOOOOO!!!!
geh geh geh geh? (gecko)
first?
No.
But we do have a lovely parting prize for you.
a sheep for you to ride.
Or is it a horse?
How do you know ghostworld is a kiwi?
Because he comments with an accent.
SHEEEP PIMPIN!
Ohhh, the poor and cute “horse” was snowballed
Yuck!
Thanks for that mental image. Blech!
I see that you, dirty minds, chose the Urban Dictionary definition of verb snowball rather than the Merriam Webster one
It’s a sic crowd Lou.
[sic]
[semper]
[fidelis]
[cogito]
I’m pretty sure this is Photoshopped. Look at the top of the sheep’s head–suddenly the outline is gone there for no good reason.
Agreed…
hm. close call again!
I already hate myself for this, but…
’shopped. And not well.
Yeah, the reflections are all wrong
Look at the pixels!
Look at the pixies!
This Looks Shopped.
I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time
Youve got a brown pig as your picture…cool
I thank that it was a green maggot
Is that.. past tense? Think/thank/thunk…
Horse, sheep, whatever!
four legs, two eyes, two ears, head, body…
close enough…
They’re not even “neigh”bors in the animal family, really.
That was a baa-d one.
Wool you like to hear some more…?
Ovine, if you insist.
Livestock’ed up on them today.
I hope you didn’t get fleeced on the price!
I think I did. Next time alpaca weapon.
The vendor wasn’t very nice. Equus’ed me out.
They sensed some fowl play.
Well they probably caught you lion around. Maybe next time you should get advice from a Llama
Shearly you cant be serious
I am serious, and stop calling me Shearly.
I’m getting the flock out of here…
There’s nothing to see here, people. Keep moo-ving on.
Ewe people should be lambasted…
kill me now…
Please take me with you.
you dont have to take me with you ill jut follow x
Ewe should be more careful.
…I was waiting for that one!!
I got boar-ed waiting for it.
Stryder, would you stop hog-ging all the puns
I wool like to hear some horse, yeah…
If you don’t monkey around and cause us to flea.
stop being a jackass… muah ha ha ha haaaaa
What a bad picture manipulation -.-
No, that isn’t photo manipulation. I bought that at Target. It’s real. I can take pictures with it if you want xDDD, Contact me http://lazy-drummer132.deviantart.com/
Thats, srsly photoshopped. If you can’t notice that, then idk.
youre photoshopped
Move that first comma left a bit, then up a bit.
apostrophe ftw
I like to see someone ride a sheep.
I wouldn’t.
I’m sure you can rent a movie about that.
I bet the production quality would leave something to be desired.
I’m pretty sure I saw something like that in Mexico once on a dare…
*replaces saw with did*
Dammit, I thought I destroyed the evidence of that already!
*posts video on internet*
What evidence? We don’t have any evidence!
searches for “2 sheep 1 k-k-k-katy”
*gag*
Well, I suppose if the price is right though…
Funny, that actually comes up as a download in Limewire. Katy, what EXACTLY have you been doing for college money?
ROFL!!!
College was long ago, my friend. I have a kid now. But formula and diapers are expensive.
Remember, you’ll have to send the monster to college in a few short years, now is a good time to make extra money for investing towards tuition.
Damn, I really should start charging more.
Are you suggesting k-k-k-katy should get some horse and film it?
*replaces “it” with “the event”*
We’ve replaced EGG’s “it” with “the event”…. lets see if he notices….
Yay! It looks so much better now, doesn’t it?
Actually, little kids ride sheep at rodeos, and they have to stay on like it’s a bull riding contest. It is called mutton busting, or more humorously, buckin’ sheep.
That horse has ‘come to bed’ eyes.
nah just tired eyes from too much grass.
I, also, would like to molest it.
That narrows down your country of origin…New Zealander?
Or Welsh.
Not necessarily, there are parts of the US where men are men, and sheep are nervous.
Mmm Montana. The only state where a woman can go out alone at night and feel safe. Sheep on the other hand…
I wish I could quit you…
Baaaahhhhhhh!
I lol’d!!
So, does that mean your ready for more horse play? *looks around sheepishly*
*hands ErickB a ‘re*
No, I’m still a little wooly this early in the morning.
*thanks LB* I didn’t realize they fell off. I’ll try to ram those in place so the stay .
*Hands ErickB a “y” to finish of “they”. Seriously dude, your letters are falling off everywhere!
* hands SYZYGY an ‘f’ *
Argh! It’s contagious!
*hands Stryder a P* Way too much water this morning.
Thanks. Gotta keep my fluids up. Make sure you wash your hands after that…
Ha! I think we need to get some better glue from the factory to make them stay in place.
I have duct tape!!
Anyone…?
I think the comment malunctions are over.
That’s a horse, not a sheep. It says so above the picture.
I’m not shearing this with anyone.
That looks very photoshopped. Fail.
We have the same book, only it has a pig on the cover.
Does it also say, “My Horse?”
BOL!!! I just lol’d so bad at this! was on the phone to my mother, and had to explain to her why I was laughing so bad!
maybe the sheep has a horse
I’m pretty sure the horse saw this and had a cow.
and the cow jumped over the moon
With his gold?
No, just a silver… fork!
Well, fork you too! There’s no need for that behavior this early in the morning!
But it’s only 10pm here, plenty of time left for that behavior!
wow someone later than me! its 5pm here so I’m ready to get the fork off work!
It’s 9 am here. Where you?
It’s 9 here too – I see you’re in my time zone, Mookie!
Aussie aussie aussie *awaits reply*
*can’t be stuffed waiting any more* baah baah baah!!
+3 GMT here
In a sand box.
Oi oi … d’oh. Too slow
Erick- which sandbox??? I played in one for a year, too… A’Shuaiba and Camp Spearhead.
LB, my son was at Specher but recently moved to Warrior.
TQ for now. Been to a few different spots so far
I know Speicher and Warrior tho haven’t been up there, no idea about A’shuiaba or Spearhead though.
My company is sending care packages over to soldiers, including my son. One thing they all requested was portable rolls of Charmin.
LOL … you can only use the John Wayne toilet paper for so long.
LOL … you can only use the John Wayne toilet paper for so long.
The bucket of sand and pitcher of water was described in detail along with how it is used.
Lol well luckily for me I am past the running around part and get to stay and work in my nice clinic with indoor plumbing
Sweet. Shuaiba and Spearhead are down south, in Kuwait. I got to float for freedom with my rich uncle. Stay safe, even if it is a nice indoor clinic. Ryannon, your son is in my thoughts and prayers. Erick, you are too.
*thinks happy thoughts*
Peace, all, and a safe return.
Re: LB – ahh thats why I haven’t been back to Kuwait since03
And was only through there in transit, about 1-2 weeks.
Michigan, how bout choo?
Maryland, but I go up to Michigan every Christmas.
Mookie…if you are anywhere near Ann Arbor, could you go thwack my ex-boyfriend for me?? I never got a chance to do that…
Dragon, thats one too many comments that point towards a possible conclusion … were you ever or are you now on Igor?
Uranus! Wanna come?
No, I heard there were Klingons there.
Nope, we’ve made a clean sweep of the area. No foreign bodies found, but we’re on the lookout for assteroids.
Are you sure? I’d hate toilet someone give me false information…it could ruin a vacation.
b3nd ov3r and I’ll check.
Not the fist….NOT THE FIST….
k-k-k-katy sure changed her tune from last night.
Damn. Now the fist has minimal stains on it.
maybe the sheep IS hoarse.
or feeling a bit fenced in?
I’d rather think the sheep saw a cow and had a horse.
This horse went to surgery, to finally get what he felt was his true identity.
Trans-species win.
That’s not a fail. Clearly the sheep is the author of a memoir about his horse.
I say photoshopped. Did you see the pixels?
Mookie, my dear, that is the very definition of a fail. Thank you for playing, you can pick up your consolation prize at the door.
If that’s the case, it’s a sheep literacy win.
sheep illiteracy is a real problem all around the world.
That’s “My deer.” I only moonlight as a sheep. And don’t forget the quotation marks.
You “betcha”… I like the new avatar, it’s very lovely.
Psst… Lunchbox… New recipe up.
And I concur, I like the new avatar Mookie!
O. M. G. Avis, the world just shrank again!!! You’re going to Taos!?! I was born there, and my mom still lives there!!!
I’ll only be in Taos for a day. We tend to stay in Abiquiu. I really do love it out there! I can’t wait to get there!
I lived in Albuturkey for eight years! I got my first bachelors degree there.
First bachelors degree. How many do you have now?
Two. Then the master’s degree. And then the Ph…oh, hell. Nevermind. I’m absurdly overeducated. It took me a while to figure out what I wanted to do for a big-girl job.
You’re only overeducated if you aren’t using those degrees. You, Madame, are using your degrees. I still don’t really know what I want to do for a big-girl job
Oh, can I have a big-girl job, too??? Pweeze??? I really, really want one… wait, do I have to be a girl first? Oh, well, no, never mind…
Oh, since you’ve both been to Abq, do you remember the pizza place right next to campus? Saggio’s is the name. They have the best cannoli in the entire United States!!!
This may be a repeat, my first one got eaten. But I’m sure we can
find a big-girl job for you. You’ll have to change your name to
Luncheonette though.
Lmao @ luncheonette!!!
Hee…! I always hung out at The Frontier, LB. Or at that coffee shop…what was it called? It was all painted with rainbows and murals on the inside…damn. I can’t remember.
I have only been to the airport in Albuquerque. I have spent plenty of time in Abiuiu. It’s about 42 miles north northwest of Santa Fe.
Avis, I know where that is, though I’ve never been there. Dragon, the really colorful place IS Saggio’s, I think. They have a pizza place, coffee shop, and sports bar all in one place. Lots of TVs, very colorful inside, murals of Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra, etc. Same place, right?
Lunchbox, does that sign say what I think it says?
Ummmmm…. probably. What do you think it says?
That last word looks like “Fisting”.
Your eyes do not fail you, dear friend. I am celebrating New Avatar Day, as announced earlier today. This is just the mood I find myself in.
I like the chicken and tomatoes with marjoram recipe, by the way, I’ll try it this week.
*roffle*
I so want that to be true.
I think it’s a Trojan Horse 2.0.
It’s actually a spy story. The horse has infiltrated the sheep network to investigate the chicken soup like properties of sheep jumping over hedges.
It has quite a sad ending where the horse that pretends to be a sheep ends up alienated from the horse community and ends up falling in with a rough crowd of rogue cows.
It was featured on the Richard and Judy book club.
Erm…cows with…guns?
That’s some mighty tough beef!!!
Don’t jerky them around, or you’ll be sorry.
I can see the headlines now
“Kitteh’s flee as cheeseburgers bite back!”
Oh, go google it: “Cows with guns”
It’s terrible. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I remember that tune. It’s quality!
Shame on you.
Do you define quality as “Poor animation and the penchant to get only pieces of the song stuck in your head, such as the phrases ‘bad cow pun’ and ‘chickens with choppers’ “?
‘Cow-Tse-Tung’ was quality.
Yes. That’s nigh on exactly how I would define quality.
LOved it k-k-k-katy! Thnaks! A must have on any MP3 player.
My 2 favorite phrases: “cows have fun” & “much cow dung”
REPEAT FAIL
FAIL
Worst fake I’ve ever seen
In this case I’m afraid I think “the Horse says shooped”.
I think this looks like a butterfly
This isn’t a fail, obviously someone cut the top of the book which “My Sheep” is written on it and the picture behind that one is a horse.
FAKE!
It “IS” a horse…
It is a “horse”.
“It” is a horse.
It is “a” horse
It looks like it came from the dollar bin at Target. While it’s probably shopped, I wouldn’t be surprised if it were real. I once bought my daughter a book in those bins called “Let’s Count to Ten!” and it only went up to seven.
xD Actually I did get it at Target
Yes, it was from the dollar bin at Target. All the others were put together correctly, this was the only misprint. It’s not a fake or photoshopped and I’m even thinking about putting it up for sale. Any takers?
It’s a fake. Did you notice that the black lines around the sheep’s wool at the top is suddenly gone? And that there’s some weird pixelation around the words? And that “My Horse” is a basic, plain font? And that the colors on the border don’t match the blue sky?
I suppose next you are going to say it isn’t even a horse.
No. Did you?
This must be Chinese lol
FRIST!! OH NOES
It’s a trick by the terrorists! They’re trying to get the kids infected with Anthrax!
Alright, guys listen. It looks photoshopped but it isn’t. It exists xD I bought it (rather, my mom bought it) at Target. That’s exactly how it came. No editing, no photo manipulation. Quit acting like you guys know everything.
you idiots its only ripped
classic fail
It’s clearly just had the top of the first page cut out by hand to show the top of the page under it.
you can see where the book is torn and where the bold likes on the sheep stop and it is colored in….. ruined
lines*
Who’s your DAAAADYYYYY
(BAAAAAAHH)
that’s not a horse…
It’s a camel!
Does anyone else think that the hooves look like cow bells?
I think you have a fever.
I hope they are cowbells then.
Hi ho Silverside… away!
Where is the fail here? It’s because most people don’t have a horse, and then the “My horse” statement makes no sense at all?
But I DO have a horse, and he looks exactly like the image!
Maybe this is like the Terry Prachett quasi-Discworld book “Where’s My Cow?” and you are supposed to find the horse among the meriad of farm animals.
I weeds tat buuc and I’s teligents!
That is so obviously a ms paint “fail’. the comic sans font looks completely pixelated.
my mother could photoshop this..
so simple, yet so hilarious
I and my wife purchased this book from Target in the condition that it appears. It is a MISPRINT. We bought it out of a bargain bin for a dollar simply BECAUSE it’s a misprint and we found it amusing.
Nothing has been photoshopped.
Nothing has been cut away to reveal different words inside.
This is the way the book was printed, period.
In other words, it’s a misprint.
My daughter reads this blog and wanted to post the picture. I think it’s an absolute riot that the so-called “experts in pixilation” here are able to determine that it’s a photoshop. It’s just crappy camera quality. Take a look on eBay, you can find plenty of other examples of crappy camera quality resulting in low grade pixilation.
I’ve got ewe under my skin
A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a….. sheep?
That is definetley fake!!!! You can see the outline of the sheep is not present at the top and the blue paper is cutting into it’s ear!!!!!
Made in china.
*giggles*
Made in Japan :-}