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lol
Life Of Lose?
Laughing at Loz
omg spelling fail
Ultimate life of lose! Haha.
Next up, loss of life.
Lick’em or Leave’em
That’s quite a sharp tongue you have, sir.
Jealous? LOL= loss of lunchmeat (when fridge opens up and spills contents)?
Leg of lamb?
Lots of lasagna?
Lol’s Officialy Lame
Labour of love?
lap of luxury
Look out Larry!!
Lounging on Lingonberries…
licentious old llamas
Living on Love
Lazy Old Lady
leery of lumber
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Love of linguistics!
Lampoon of languisher
Piny is my white whale. Towards thee I lol, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee…
From Hell’s heart, I pun with thee…
Loads of Lettuce
licked old ladies
Lascivious oggling lechers
Lamp of Love?
or
Love of Lamp?
Love of Llamas
<3
Llama llama duck!
ew.
uhhhh arghh *throws up*
Here’s a llama, there’s a llama, and another little llama. Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama, duck!
Llama llama cheesecake llama, tablet brick potato llama, llama llama mushroom llama, llama llama duck!
YAY!!!
The llama song makes me happy.
???????
lol = laugh out loud guys, come on
Lazy Old Lags??
Last of Line??
Legally Over Limit??
^^
This can only end in EPIC falure!!!
Loads of LSD?!?!
lovely old ligers, perhaps?
Lumpy Oatmeal Liqueur
Lucifer’s Original Luggage
Limited Online Literacy, more accurately
Lunch on Liam?
you didnt have any spelling fail..
yeah he did. LOL doesn’t stand for Laughing At Loz.
Nor Leering At Lepers.
lal?
Pal
Gal
burp
ur mom.
Lowest of the Low.
Oh, and how’s my new avatar?
Repeated
That is so annoying.
The repeating, I mean.
Oh, and how’s my new avatar?
What city is it?
That’s definitely a tricky one. It looks like no skyline I’ve ever seen…
The tall thing looks like an typical ostentatious burial monument in a New Orleans Cemetary.
It’s a hotel in Las Vegas that has a replica of the Big Ben.
=You’re= a replica of the Big Ben.
It is El Paso, Texas – where we don’t need no stinkin’ truck.
Have a guess.
Hint- It starts with ‘Lon’ and ends with ‘don’.
*snork*
Yes! I’ve made Loz snigger in almost, what, 3 months?
Sweet new threads, BF.
Lonargdon?
*resigns*
Londerryvilletowndon???
Argh!!! Why do you try to enrage me so?!
*runs away screaming with hands in air*
Could it possibly rhyme with Yondon?
Very good! Are you a Nobel Prize winner?
Longraminghamdon?
I think I’ve got it, it’s Lonkirkslandburgdon, right!
BTW, the new avatar is very fetching! (don’t be offended if I throw sticks towards you from time to time..)
’sokay. I can use these sticks to poke DrDr and sausage in their Troll cages.
Ah, I thought I saw a overly large Ben in Lonottinghamdon
lonflushinghamdon
Oh, I was WONDERING why there were no redneck jokes yet. Thanks for clearing that up.
fair question. I would have guessed ottawa, since our parliament building looks just like that
That’s big ben dude.
WOW?! REALLY?!? I’M ABSOLUTELY GOBSMACKED?!?!?!
Who’s Big Ben?
He’s Gentle Ben’s older brother.
and Collosus Ben’s smaller brother.
and Ben Gay’s distant… oh wait. That doesn’t work.
Sure it does. Ben Gay could be related to Uncle Ben which leads us to the colossal Bens
I think Ben Gay and Ben Dover are pretty close.
Son of Odin, the harbinger of the 12 o’ clock chimes.
You guys are hilarious.
You made my husband and me giggle madly.
Does he have a Sensitive Side?
geography shut in…you fail
I am afraid that you FAIL at irony
There’s a lot of that going around…
Better get out those irony supplements, Dragon.
Irony defeciency – cause by lack of wit, wry smiles and arched eyebrows.
deficiency*
Oh, the irony
Your point being?
*arches eyebrows*
*smiles wryly*
Sorry, tazed people cannot smile.
Actually,
would have been better, but never mind.
Whatever.
Bondfan and Shadow…taking all the fun out of pedantry!
Pshhh… you can’t take the fun out of pedantry.
There’s little fun in perfunctory actions.
this is in el paso, Texas it was on the local radio stations website.
El Paso, TX
I got this in a forward with a video. I live there
What kind of car is that?
Dodge Intrepid I think … [do not buy one] … I just don’t understand why they didn’t use the auxiliary refrigerator hitch.
It’s very–
*phone rings*
Sorry, I better get this.
*answers phone*
Hello?
Oh, hello London.
What’s that?
You live by the river?
Well, that sounds pleasant.
No, I’m sorry, the zombies of death aren’t in right now, but I’ll let them know you called.
Ok. You take care now.
Bye.
*hangs up phone*
Sorry, what were you asking me?
first! (gayest!)
Wrong. You are only second-gayest.
So, not only have you mistimed your inane comment, but you have in the process insulted and humiliated yourself.
BFF…I REALLY hope you’re claiming that the insult and humiliation comes from the “first” comment and not from the “gay” comment…
That’s exactly what I meant. I daren’t anger the homosexual community by using their label as an insult.
Pshh… fag.
*tases Shadow and throws in cell*
*sigh*
Home sweet home…
*gets out bar of soap* Hold him down, Dragon!
*is not sure whether to be overjoyed, or fearful*
Oh I think this is going to be more of a Silkwood thing for you.
Hehehe…
Oh god.
YOU! I’ve got somethin’ to put in you! I’ve got something to put in you! At the gay bar, gay bar. Ow!
That’s awesome
How else are you supposed to move a fridge with a sedan?
“yeah man, this will totally work”
o.o omgtheres a pancake in the trunk :O
Pancake?
*throws missle at car*
It’s okay…I don’t live in Colorado.
“What seems to be the problem officer?”
There seems to be a monkey in your trunk.
uhh… that’s not mine. NO IDEA how it got there.
Sir, I’m going to need you to step out of the tru–
*taze*
AUGGHHHHHH!!
Quick, put the cop in the fridge!
Anyways, we need to drink the beer before it gets too warm
Any excuse to drink works for me.
Although if you ask me, it appears they drank all the beer BEFORE making the decision of how they were going to move the refrigerator.
DOH! Beer has been drunk. Just going for a refill.
Check the fridge.
He would be the officer to find these guys…
It does, in fact, appear to be working…
Wait until the 1st U-turn…
*sings*
Now let me see that fridge SCHWING!
Slam on the brakes for free chiropratic adjustment.
And a free facelift!
I wonder if there is anything in that fridge.
5 Mexican immigrants
And a partridge in a pear tree?
I hear icebox injections are all the rage.
Nooooooo needles near this face, please!
I’ll grow older gracefully, tanks.
Appliance of any treatment to your face would be a grime against beauty.
Ooh…
Your compliments could melt the most fridge-id heart.
omg first page
second!…darn
Southern ingenuity WIN!
More like Western Ingenuity. I would contend that there aren’t many desert mountains in the South east of the Mississippi.
What makes you think I’m specifying only east of the Mississippi?
I find it hilarious that you assume this is in the USA.
Oh, it’s the USA alright. See that wicked awesome 1992 Buick LeSabre in the background? No WAY that would be exported to another country. No one would be that dumb.
Nah, both the moving technique, the mountains, and the 92 LeSabre could easily be in Mexico. It is the states though; if it were Mexico nobody would notice enough to take the pictures
Dunno. After traveling a bit in the Southwest, I’m a little hesitant to group them with the people to their East. We’re talking a whole new brand of people once you get past Texas.
*lives in OK*
*has seen things like this before*
Ah. Then Southern Power all the way.
I didn’t say I LIKED it.
Hey, there are Rednecks in all 50 states. Don’t be ashamed of the ones you have. After all, my state’s residents are bitter and cling to their religion and their guns.
Let me guess. You can see Russia?
Barack Obama gaffs fail.
Gaffe*
Spelling fail; a gaff is an iron hook with a handle for landing large fish.
AND a gaffe attribution fail. Sarah Palin said that, not Obama, as anyone with half a brain knows.
Damn. Buy one fail, get one free.
Maybe it’s Georgia. Can you see tanks outside your house, Scott?
Closer – we have Alabama in the middle.
How Now Brown Cow
Wow!
*disavows*
*renounces*
*discourages*
*dissuades*
*reupholsters*
*discusses*
*stocks up on staples*
*sharpens pencils*
*gets the duct tape*
*sings*
Everybody run, the Failblog Dragon’s got a (tape)Gun!
The religion of reconstruction is looking for new joiners. New members are expected to meditate at the sacrificial alder.
*beams at the Admiral*
I cantilever how much I missed you!
Ogee, here we go again.
Admiral, you’ll never fathom the degree to which Dragon has missed your familiar angles!
*discharges*
Mookie, it was your reupholstery comment that started all of this, though I may have stretched it too far when I brought religion into it. (I thought your comment was ingenious, btw.)
.
Dragon, you give me sew much to look forward to upon return. You definitely support my failblog habit!
.
Lunchbox, we both have a deep appreciation of all the kind and clever souls that comment here. When if comes to Dragon, however, our friendship is such that we can plumb make each other smile even when we are down.
No matter how we slant the information here I can always truss you to cover it AA.
Methinks the Admiral is angling for a hug…!
You know how to complement me!
You’re saying “you complete me”?
What a compliment!
I’m inclined to agree…! I can only hope to be a worthy counterpart.
Well, if you need some advice on counter parts, you could try Home Depot.
I forgot to RTFM.
I gotta level with you guys. I’m a little slope on the uptake today.
I also know that our friendship is such that my Admiral would never decline to lend a shoulder, nor pitch me off should I lean against it.
Now…that being said…
*curls up against the Admiral, face pressed into his shoulder, and forgets about having to be strong for a moment…just for one teensy moment…*
Aaah. That’ll put the (g)radience back in my complexion.
*sniff* D’awwww. That post would sand smooth the roughest of hearts.
Dragon, against your troubles, let my shoulder be a bulwarc. The seconds, minutes, and hours do not matter; linger as long as you like.
Oooh, that’s good, because it seems I feel asleep here. You always do b3nd 0ver backwards for me.
Oh, and good morning! *smooch*
I feel asleep.
I do, really.
I also FELL asleep, which makes a tad more sense.
I need coffee.
It’s El Paso, Texas.
And the better part is that they have a place for a ladder in the back seat.
LOL!
Fail knowledge win!
That upright will definitely need a good tuning after they get it home.
Innovation win!
I was thinking the same thing. For all we know they live just down the block on surface street, to far to walk the thing but close enough by car, and if she takes it slow… They are not showing the driver and the guy on a highway, it’s in an industrial zone.
so how is this a fail?
I concur. Necessity is the mother of invention.
Haste is the mother of all f**k-ups
You’re right – fail judgment win. Submitting this as a fail is a fail.
You’re all nuts! This is unsafe at any speed.
Maybe these are the folks who push their baby in a shopping cart alongside their motorcycle while they’re driving it…
One speed bump will put a permanent dent in his chest.
I just wanna say hi.
…That would make a great song.
In my head, it’s playing to the tune of “Girls just Wanna Have Fun”
Thank you. Now I will be singing that ALL DAY.
*sings* I just called… to say… I love you…. There’s no end to the earworms on failblog.
Earworms?
*researches Faiblog archives*
It’s a translated German term for catchy song.
*going to bed before it gets any worse*
Oh, and it WILL get worse.
*Cooks up some sauerkraut and prepares for the wurst*
You ain’t nothin’ but a lb dog
fryin’ all the time.
Here, I brat some buns. Dinner should be relishious tonight!
That plan sounds like a weiner!
Andouille want potato salad or coleslaw to go with it?
Oh, yay, we mustard up some friends!! Dragon, grill you bring a side dish?
My condiments to the chef!
Frankly, I agree.
You could take that one step furter and go borscht for seconds.
You guys go ahead, I’ll ketchup in a minute.
*going to meet my steak hero now*
LOL
not having to pay for movin win
Interesting take on the rumble seat.
I’ve been in the rear-facing seat of a station wagon before, but I never had to WORK for it!
*sings again* C’mon and take a free ride….
*sings* Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap..
*sings* We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen delivereeeeeees…
*sings* Come on clerk, check his ID.
*sings* I don’t wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drums all day.
*sings* Anything by Men at Work.
*sings* I was gonna clean my room…
*sings* It’s the suede/denim secret police. They have come for your uncool niece.
*sings* all I wanted was a Pepsi… and she wouldn’t give it to me!
*sings*
Went to a party, I drank all night, drank 16 beers and started up a fight…
*sings* They see me rollin’, They’re hatin’
Just because my fridge is white and dirty.
MADE OF WIN!
This comment is so MADE OF WIN.
OMG this comment is MADE OF WIN.
Also? Thanks for the earworm.
*sings*
We got to move these
Refrigerators
We got to move these color TVeeeeeeees…!
OMG, do you have OCDC????
Huh, wha–? Obsessive Cat Disorder Cyndrome?
*Follows line up to corresponding comment* Obssessive Crooning Dirt Cheap?
It’s the compulsive need to sing ACDC songs.
All…my…friends…
Got a low rider-with-a-fridge-in-the-trunk…
I’m in your trunk, stealin’ your ‘ppliances!
*driver arrives at destination*
UH! Now where did I put dat fridge?!?
Is that ICHC talk? Cos if it is….
Hard to say. We need ‘enry ‘iggins.
In ‘artford, ‘ereford and ‘ampshire, ‘urricanes ‘ardly ever ‘appen.
The rayne in Spayne falls maynely on the playnes. (Practically impossible to get the whole of that accent on paper.)
(The rhine in spine falls minely on the plines?)
That was loverly!
Wha–? Uh.. No!!! That’s, uh, (shut up, Mew!) (No cats around here, heh, heh!) that’s Timmons from Dances With Wolves! Yeah, that’s it!
*does impression*
“Now where is that fridge? And why aint she wrote??”
Are you the cat lady from the Simpsons?
WHO TOLD?!??!!?
No, I’m the Cat Lady of College Hill. My neighbor also claims the title. (She cites some technicality about my only having three cats. Piff!) (Yeah, I know–I’m a Cat Lady Fail!)
No, I think three is quite a lot. In cat number, of course.
Well, I think it is quite enough, thank you, but it gets me no respect in Cat Lady World. Of course, they’re all just jealous because I have developed a finely-honed ability to Just Say No.
Three is actually twenty-one in cat-lady number, you know.
Yes, but to join the American Cat-Lady Society, the minimum qualifying score is 35.
Click on my name to see the very awesome cat lady action figure. .
Three is actually the number of the 35 that you have to give birth to yourself.
Really? I have two, and there are days when it feels like I have twenty-one.
Our family has four! Of course, we also have four people. Does that balance out?
You realize that means three cats have you, right?
Why, no…I have a life! Anyways, I can stop at any time! Really! This is just a hobby, that’s all–aaarrrgghhh!! Will you get OFF my keyboard?!? I’ll brush you in a minute! Not you, Chez–Nico, here. Yeah, it’s like the computer; I can stop at any time…
Chez-Nico?! Where do you get these names for your cats?
Well, Chez is to whom I was responding (not a cat–that was an em dash, not an en dash); Nico was named by my late husband; Mew was named by the neighbor who pleaded with me to take him, back when he fit into the palm of my hand. (His name seems a little silly now that he has become a horse.) And Mariposa was also named by my late husband, who was a Spanish-speaker. I wanted to name her “Butterfly,” but he called her “Mariposa.” (I was a little slow on the uptake.)
I’m sorry about your husband. But I quite like the names!
What are the other two cats named?
Darn post delays!!
No, it’s Nico, Mew, and Mariposa. But I’ll keep Darn, Post, and Delays in mind for the next three that show up. (Oh, wait, I’m supposed to be dead!) (Deadness Fail!!)
Whut?
h t t p :// granades.com/ 2007/ 05/ 02/ loltrek/
Oh, stop!!! I can’t breathe!!! Trekkie LOLSpeak!! I have now seen the End of the Universe. *Dies in peace.*
Today, we witness the sad burial of Mrs_Z. She was known to Failbloggers as ‘friendly’, ‘cheery’ and ‘that cat lady’. She will be missed.
*Sniff!*
*Baaaaawwwwwllll!!!!!*
I miss me already! I especially miss my mind!!
Oh hon. That’s been gone for YEARS!!
Mom?! Is that YOU??
Go towards the light!
To the trailor park
er….
or…?
*parks*
uh…!
Taken in El Paso Texas – and that doesn’t surprise me one bit.
I sure hope they don’t get rear-ended. THAT would be the ultimate fail.
It’s only a fail if it doesn’t work. Otherwise, win.
Beg to differ. He’s wearing a wifebeater. The anti-win.
LOL, I dunno, looks like a WIN to me, its working and they are using what they have!
Jess
http://www.privacy.es.tc
Used Dodge Stratus: $14,000
Custom rims and high-performance tires: $2,800
Furniture dolly and ratchet straps: $285
Not having to pay $19.99 for a U-Haul truck: Priceless Fail
the corner of that fridge is pointed directly at the throat. situation on the verge of epic failure
If he didn’t get seriously hurt, I call that win.
If he got seriously hurt, I’d call it a win.
1. Car brakes for some reason.
2. Fridge keeps moving (as per Newton)
a. forward force on dolly handle bar overpowers idiot
b. trunk lid peel forward
3. Fridge decapitates idiot.
DAR-WIN!
well said!
close but id guess that as it came forward he push it up. then as the bottom of the fridge/dolly hit the ground it would lunge forward like a mouse trap smashing him over the head
I say creativity win! If it works, it works. lol.
LOL! That looks like a lot of fun.
the Fail is strong in this one
looks more like a win to me!
Holy shit that’s funny.
~Manos.
Someone is lobbying themselves for this year’s Darwin Award…
Ack. I thought I’d checked thoroughly enough, but someone already made the obvious Darwin Award mention before I typed mine in. Comment skimming fail
Well, they’ve moved their sofas, their tv, and now the fridge. I say they’re pretty much all set.
I can not stop staring at this moron!
LMFAO!
It’s a creative idea though!
what kind of moron would do that? where are pics from?
WTH! That’s MY Fridge! *runs to the kitchen*
More a WTF than a fail XD
Darwin Award Win!
Hahaha.. My friend did something similar and it was win tho xD
He’s driving a pimped interpid… would you expect any less?
Well, at least it’s a great way to see what’s behind you
HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW THAT GUY!!!
Seriously I think this is WIN so what if it hurts him or decapitates him…still WIN in my book
I call that one a win. How else are you gonna move a fridge in a car that size without renting a van? They saved a bunch of money, and were probably only going just down the street.
ha ha “You might be a redneck if….”
What? this is obviously an EPIC win. Ingenious! =3
that is most deff. a WIN
hey theres a guy in that guys trunk lol!!!
Improvisation WIN
I’res think’in if’n ya’ll ain’t got you a pick’em-up-truck, this here’s idee’rs in-geni’es
First photo: procreation fail?
That’s a WIN!
looks like a win to me.. show me what happens down the road when the driver slams brakes
I always wondered why the tyres on appliance dollies are stamped “not for highway use”. Now I know…
that refrigerator makes me h0rny …
LOL
LOLLOLLOL
LOLLOLLOL
LOL