Comments on: Card Fail http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:09:01 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: itwasanaccidentiswear http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-811478 itwasanaccidentiswear Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:06:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-811478 Dear Son. Never loved you, never will. Sincerely, Dad Dear Son.
Never loved you, never will.
Sincerely,
Dad

]]> By: sciencequeen http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-662126 sciencequeen Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:47:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-662126 So that's what prawns are... So that’s what prawns are…

]]> By: The Internet http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-556934 The Internet Mon, 10 Aug 2009 09:32:32 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-556934 wow! specially made cards for disaster girl? wow! specially made cards for disaster girl?

]]> By: frogman http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-436843 frogman Tue, 26 May 2009 14:58:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-436843 WIN WIN

]]> By: That Guy http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-417543 That Guy Tue, 12 May 2009 22:46:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-417543 and Bubba makes shrimp? or is that only Bubbas that are Gump too? and Bubba makes shrimp? or is that only Bubbas that are Gump too?

]]> By: Dave Ike http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-365448 Dave Ike Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:13:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-365448 My mom actually got me a card that said: "Hope that your birthday is full of good cheer If they'd invented the pill sooner, you wouldn't be here." Mom is so cool..... My mom actually got me a card that said:
“Hope that your birthday is full of good cheer
If they’d invented the pill sooner, you wouldn’t be here.”
Mom is so cool…..

]]> By: anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-287980 anonymous Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:19:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-287980 take automotive advice from ku klux katy take automotive advice from ku klux katy

]]> By: anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-287971 anonymous Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:17:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-287971 stupid. stupid.

]]> By: PPP http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-174778 PPP Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:11:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-174778 How many HP does your dad have left? I hope you haven't eaten his character sheet. :P How many HP does your dad have left? I hope you haven’t eaten his character sheet. :P

]]> By: Mandi http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-172813 Mandi Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:56:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-172813 The accident card has a picture of thier new and adoptive parents *nods* The card to the right of it is called "Wanted Kids" and has money and a lollipop. and No, I don't know how the lollipop fits in the card. The accident card has a picture of thier new and adoptive parents *nods*

The card to the right of it is called “Wanted Kids” and has money and a lollipop.

and No, I don’t know how the lollipop fits in the card.

]]> By: PPP http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-171891 PPP Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:48:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-171891 Whoa. I've got some catching up to do. *chug, chug* Whoa. I’ve got some catching up to do. *chug, chug*

]]> By: PPP http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-171890 PPP Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:46:13 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-171890 He! All I can think of is the scenes around the doctor from The Big Lebowski. "...he's a good doctor, and <i>thorough</i>." He! All I can think of is the scenes around the doctor from The Big Lebowski. “…he’s a good doctor, and thorough.”

]]> By: Gladiator763 http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-171870 Gladiator763 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:22:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-171870 It is only a game... It is only a game…

]]> By: fail. http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-171611 fail. Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:41:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-171611 do they have any that say "I'm sorry, but the condom broke, so uh.. happy accidental birthday.." do they have any that say “I’m sorry, but the condom broke, so uh.. happy accidental birthday..”

]]> By: Cellulite http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-171499 Cellulite Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:15:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-171499 This is just being plain stupid This is just being plain stupid

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-171409 titaniumspork19 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:12:31 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-171409 *is unsure whether Ryannon is joking or really doesn't know what else LARP can mean* *is unsure whether Ryannon is joking or really doesn’t know what else LARP can mean*

]]> By: Khaaaaaaan http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-171342 Khaaaaaaan Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:39:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-171342 Whoa... That's LESS than half! Whoa… That’s LESS than half!

]]> By: jazzmoth http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-171333 jazzmoth Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:35:59 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-171333 Not you, but maybe someone. I am thorough. Not you, but maybe someone. I am thorough.

]]> By: Arson2400 http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-171183 Arson2400 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:18:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-171183 So your saving about $10 at the pump per fill up...if that makes it affordable to drive to work, maybe you need a better job? So your saving about $10 at the pump per fill up…if that makes it
affordable to drive to work, maybe you need a better job?

]]> By: Pumpkiny http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-171120 Pumpkiny Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:39:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-171120 That's a win if I ever saw one. That’s a win if I ever saw one.

]]> By: Ryannon http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-171021 Ryannon Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:12:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-171021 You are over 55? My dad gets great hotel rates with LARP. You are over 55? My dad gets great hotel rates with LARP.

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-171011 Admiral Apparent Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:08:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-171011 It's nice to be creeded when you approach the doors. Let me do the honors when ErickB shows up. I want to be the one that says, "Steppenwolf!" It’s nice to be creeded when you approach the doors. Let me do the honors when ErickB shows up. I want to be the one that says, “Steppenwolf!”

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170989 Anonymous Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:49:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170989 Win Win

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170987 Anonymous Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:48:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170987 But there is no spoon. But there is no spoon.

]]> By: k-k-k-katy http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170875 k-k-k-katy Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:01:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170875 Or castration. Or castration.

]]> By: Red Fox http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170870 Red Fox Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:54:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170870 Be funnier if it were catastrophe..... Be funnier if it were catastrophe…..

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170756 Loz Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:30:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170756 I do a great Aussie accent :D I also learnt that you don't put 'shrimp' on the barbie, but 'prawns'. I do a great Aussie accent :D
I also learnt that you don’t put ’shrimp’ on the barbie, but ‘prawns’.

]]> By: Loz http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170754 Loz Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:24:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170754 (Psst, Shadow, BFF also misspelled 'lasagne' on the previous fail. Get him!) (Psst, Shadow, BFF also misspelled ‘lasagne’ on the previous fail. Get him!)

]]> By: k-k-k-katy http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170684 k-k-k-katy Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:33:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170684 Ba-dum CHING! Nice. Ba-dum CHING!
Nice.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170683 Dragonwriter Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:31:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170683 I think you mean cacophony. I think you mean cacophony.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170682 Dragonwriter Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:31:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170682 Damn. They're out of "I see you've been doing some home improvements!" ...*open the card*... "Congratulations on your divorce!" cards. Damn. They’re out of “I see you’ve been doing some home
improvements!”

…*open the card*…

“Congratulations on your divorce!”

cards.

]]> By: ErickB http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170679 ErickB Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:11:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170679 no i mean symphony no i mean symphony

]]> By: capt. awesome http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170677 capt. awesome Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:05:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170677 All I know is that with my current state of not being an anthro-jackal thing and Hanna Montana and the Jonas Brothers still running around out there somewhere, there's plenty more bad times coming up. Enough to leave one dazed and confused, especially with communication breakdowns happening all the time. All I know is that with my current state of not being an anthro-jackal thing and Hanna Montana and the Jonas Brothers still running around out there somewhere, there’s plenty more bad times coming up. Enough to leave one dazed and confused, especially with communication breakdowns happening all the time.

]]> By: ErickB http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170676 ErickB Mon, 17 Nov 2008 07:54:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170676 Political pundits down hall and to the left ... ( they moved their offices) Political pundits down hall and to the left … ( they moved their offices)

]]> By: talldude88 http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170675 talldude88 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 07:52:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170675 Feliz navidad? Feliz navidad?

]]> By: Dozer http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170672 Dozer Mon, 17 Nov 2008 07:36:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170672 Cards for when words aren't enough. Like when the condom breaks or he forgot to pull out soon enough Cards for when words aren’t enough. Like when the condom breaks or he forgot to pull out soon enough

]]> By: k-k-k-katy http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170661 k-k-k-katy Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:48:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170661 Still, rather a regular horse than a unicorn. Still, rather a regular horse than a unicorn.

]]> By: k-k-k-katy http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170658 k-k-k-katy Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:44:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170658 I was thinking more along the lines of the old joke, "I broke my arm twice in the same place!"..."Man, you should quit going to that place then!" But I concur. Cleaning the upholstery would be a good idea. I was thinking more along the lines of the old joke, “I broke my arm twice in the same place!”…”Man, you should quit going to that place then!”
But I concur. Cleaning the upholstery would be a good idea.

]]> By: Stryder http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170657 Stryder Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:40:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170657 I hope he likes the smell of it in the morning. I hope he likes the smell of it in the morning.

]]> By: Stryder http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170655 Stryder Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:37:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170655 *cringes at terrible Australian accent* *cringes at terrible Australian accent*

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170654 Dragonwriter Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:23:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170654 .....OW! …..OW!

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170653 Dragonwriter Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:21:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170653 *hands Sammy another frosty beverage* ...What? This is fun! *hands Sammy another frosty beverage*

…What? This is fun!

]]> By: AsTheCrowFlies http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170652 AsTheCrowFlies Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:14:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170652 By rule you should never use a word to define itself. So your superfluous "explanation" with the usage of the word fail, is in and of itself EPIC failure. By rule you should never use a word to define itself. So your superfluous “explanation” with the usage of the word fail, is in and of itself EPIC failure.

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170649 Mookie Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:49:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170649 Wow, I've heard of people trying for a boy or a girl, or even for twins, but never trying for a pony! Wow, I’ve heard of people trying for a boy or a girl, or even for twins, but never trying for a pony!

]]> By: doan http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170648 doan Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:45:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170648 I clicked the link. MOST (not all, but most) of those FAILS were already posted here. I did find the Homer Simpson "EPIC FAILURE" quite funny, though. *shot* *shotshotshot* I clicked the link. MOST (not all, but most) of those FAILS were already posted here. I did find the Homer Simpson “EPIC FAILURE” quite funny, though.

*shot* *shotshotshot*

]]> By: Sammy http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170647 Sammy Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:43:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170647 beastie (okay, maybe more than one) beastie (okay, maybe more than one)

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170646 Mookie Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:41:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170646 ...or had the upholstery cleaned. …or had the upholstery cleaned.

]]> By: doan http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170645 doan Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:40:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170645 ^^^^WIN ^^^^WIN

]]> By: Mookie http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170643 Mookie Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:39:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170643 Objection, Your Honor. Nonresponsive. Please instruct the witness to answer the question. Objection, Your Honor. Nonresponsive. Please instruct the witness to answer the question.

]]> By: doan http://failblog.org/2008/11/16/card-fail/#comment-170642 doan Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:37:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8411#comment-170642 [NOOB ALERT] Don't you mean "*sympathy"? [/NOOB ALERT] [NOOB ALERT] Don’t you mean “*sympathy”? [/NOOB ALERT]

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