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HAZ UR CREEDT CARD BIN STLEN ON TEH INTARNETZ?! LOL!
Why are you talking weird?
Are you jewish?
are you mentally challeged?
*sets another fire…* PUSH! *in goes ST1* C’mon everone! Let us dance around the roaring flames of the 1337… AGAIN!!! *looks left… looks right…* You have to be careful when mangeoire is around the fire…
Careful, those people from ICHC are explosive.
hey dragonwriter, i think this is your *FWOOM!* moment!
I don’t think she has a speech impediment?
…But you’re not sure??? Hmph.
I’m sure, I’m sure, don’t FWOOM me you wascally wragon.
*pours water on the fire*
All good things must come to an end I suppose. See you guys at the next 1337 post.
how those burn wounds holding up?
Not badly, considering I’m being supported in the cast by the ropes which made them.
*blinks* I get the joke here, but wragon? o_o D-W is a hell of a speech impediment, usually the kind stroke victims get XD maybe wascally dwagon?
(I was gonna ask what a wragon was…!
)
I have a wragon once a month. Ok, overshare.
Maybe I am too tired from driving all day but I lol’d.
Rather stewish.
Lather Jewish?
Feeling Bluish?
Doctor Whoish?
Mr.Magooish.
slightly plushish?
Lamb stewish!
Take a pooish?
the Fighters of Fooish?
An inch you grewish?!
That’s sort of newish
(Puns won’t nest below this level)
Nested.
This nest is cuddly and warm.
The best is studly and shorn.
My chest is…
…erm, on second thought, I’ll not go there.
this mess is muddy and glarm
I’ll go there! *suckles, spits* Vodka! Mama, nooooooo!
Hmmm not sure that is where she was going Mookie hahahaha
ftw
My, what a nice nest you have.
I had sex in your mothers dorm.
This cuddly is warm and nested
excuse me?
You are excused.
Are you from the future ? Is that how it would be spelled then ? Are you here to kill your grandfather ?
What difference would it make? The future is the future for a reason.
If you killed your grandfather, it would mean that in the future you came from, he’d already been killed by you…
Very 3 dimensional thinking there Bo. This could set off a whole chain of time as a dimension arguments.
.
Why could there not be many futures, presents and pasts, there would only be a small amount of those combinations where he actually killed his own grandfather, and he would be safe to return to his own with his entire family still intact.
I count 4 dimensions.
paradox win
dont those go on forever though?
Have you people NEVER checked the forums for ICHC? Go troll in there if you need to get off.
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Have a nice day.
What about Discovery?
We do not take TV channels for payment either….:-)
So much for my TnT card
I lol’d
We do take “other forms of payment”.
I may have some nuka-cola caps laying around…
Fallout WIN! I’ve been debating trying to buy things at fry’s or gamestop with bottlecaps. Would be good for a laugh. I don’t have much of a life, apparently.
What, like weekly rapes at the spankme building?
*crickets*
Or someone could trespass. I hear prostituting the trespassers usually goes over well.
I must have some peace doves lying around here somewhere…
I’ll pay wit my abercrombiw creedit card. yeah they sadly have those things
I’d rather take a jar of pennies, whose value is less than the amount you owe me, than your fly-by-night credit card.
I used to work for that “Fly by night” credit card and that family guy clip made so many circuits through the e-mail server IT finaly just posted it on one of the internal sites.
wha? no moostercard or vasa?
I gotz a mc card that might be stolen 378-282-246 310-005 exp 10/10 but the boxz cant be type in. plz help! don’t want it stolen
On it *smiles slyly*
Ah, your first problem is that is an AMEX number.
I never use McCard, I prefer Burger Card
We need the 3-digit security number from the back of your card to be sure
you are in possession of the card. })
They need to stop letting lolcats comment on the interwebs.
Though it is impressive that cats can make posts at all.
Have you ever looked closely at the comments? They are obviously produced by a procedure similar to the chimps that will eventually write Shakespeare. in this case, the cat lays on the keyboard and then attacks the mouse, accidentally clicking the Add Comment button. It’s only chance that the comments bear any kind of resemblance to English.
i haz it i no shou it
phirnd
*bless you*
there’s only one way to make sure…
My magic 8 ball says… “All signs point to yes”
50% of the time, it works every time.
I thought I smelled something foul…
Seems fair to me.
Fair is foul and foul is fair…
Tickle, tickle!
I really shouldn’t find it amazing that people will actually fall for the scam.
You can atleast act surprised ;D
I used to do tech support for AOL… people would call in saying “I got an email saying it was from the billing department, and that I should go to this (non AOL) website and put in my credit card, social security number, date of birth and mother’s maiden name, but when I put it in nothing happened. Should I have done that? ”
Yes, they always called us AFTER having done it…
Well, it has now!
It does not matter. I am getting rich with some Nigerian money they are transferring to my bank account!
pfffft. I’m earning money just typing. up to $1000 an hour.
Hah! You and your working for a living. I, on the other hand, am HUGELY lucky. Just this week I’ve won over 3 million US dollars in Internet lotteries I didn’t even enter! And I think next week might be even BETTER!!
Yea, I am lying on my beach with my laptop working on my reverse funnel system
Those bastards! I thought I was the only one who got that deal.
Do not worry! I think there is enough African Royalty to go around
Money is not from Africa, it is from Nigeria. I cannot see them from my home, but I think they are different countries.
I beleive Nigeria is a country inside Africa…but I could be wrong.
*believe
Africa actually is in my backyard, and from my backyard I can see Iran, I can see iranian tanks moving…
Should I be worried? Should I build a bomb shelter?
No need, just remember “Duck and cover”.
Sarah Palin reference fail
Sarah Palin IS fail.
Sarah Failin’.
Pun WIN!
I think it was a reference to the “I live in Georgia but I see no tanks” fail.
I’m aware of that, but I didn’t know if Nigeria had a large, or any, Royal family.. so I just included the whole continent to make sure
You mean you’ve never had an email from the Nigerian prince who wants to give you $3000000?
He’s very generous, that prince.
You won a few million dollars, too ?
*puts on white hat*
I suppose one could encourage large groups of people on the Internet to submit false information to the harvester in an attempt to make the scheme less viable.
Pffft, where are YOU going to find any ‘large’ groups of people on the internet?
Who don’t hate each other enough to come together for a singular purpose?
I didn’t say you could comment under me, go find your own thread.
But I can’t walk around naked!
uhhhhhhhhh…..Gigity
Here is some goo, to go with that gigity
Not a ‘Family Guy’ person I guess eh?
I found some parts funny, rest was kind of blah… but I thought he went gigity gigity goo?
Better watch out on that “naked” talk… B2th has a masterbation problem…
I’m not surprised, how many windows do you think he has waited outside of? If I had seen that many people getting that much action, I’d be the owner of a pron site!
*stands outside of Retaba’s window*
Hey!, why are you wearing a rain coat?
I’m a bit paranoid… whenever I walk into my computer room, I always look out the window to make sure no one is looking in! Soo.. Stop that!
P.S. The only “thread” I could find, since you kicked me out
*hears sirens and flees*
awwwww, come hear dear Retaba lets uhhhhh cuddle.
Sounds like you guys need to take a trip over to Lovers Lane… You know, its that dead end on the other side of town?
ja fail just wants to mug us! Don’t listen to his sweet sweet lies!
eh, I have no money anyway.
I have 3 dollars
*bights tongue*
You’ve been in yards for to long, acting like a dog
Listen, I know my van is rusty and a little creepy, but it’s safe; I swear. Come on in and hang out! You still have that 3 dollars right?
Do you park your van down by the river?
This nest is nice and fluffy too!
I don’t see it as a problem.
Practice makes perfect!
I gota get ready for the 2012 Olympics.
That’s an event! Throw some beer pong in there too!
I don’t think he would call his masturbation routines and methods ” a problem” so much as “an adequate short-term solution”.
Agreed.
Wish I’d thought of that
I wish I was around to patent the fork. I guess we don’t see eye to eye on things.
I wouldn’t mind patenting the idea of a patent
Oh, but you will, Bob, you will.
Looks like Bob made a call to Enzyte
Here’s Bob
Bob had a great swelling of pride. That is, until Bob entered his credit card information in an online ad…..
Poor Bob :’(
You ever made love to a man?
…
You want to?
I have flirted with men, does this count?
Was it me?
Possibly, there was rum involved!
Hey! Why is the rum gone?
Excellent question! I believe Cobrajoe was involved with that, and thus all questions are directed at him
All rum was appropriated to those women (and various other sexes) who were flirting with CobraJoe.
Likewise, there will be no apology, because I am not sorry
Rum for me!
*Rums*
You know, the more you have, the more interesting I become.
It’s my superpower.
Stuporpower?
have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Not willingly.
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Yes…they play their bağlamas all day long.
I’ve seen a naked man groan.
“just ONE MORE STEP till you’re finished and we can determine if your credit card has been stolen….YET…
we’ll also need your SIN number and drivers license..
^– You mean “SSN,” not “SIN.” Acronym FAIL.
I just tried to put my card number in there and it doesn’t work.
Here, tell me your card number and exp date and I’ll try it
Don’t forget your 3 digit VIN number on the back. Also, we may need your SSN, but don’t worry, failblog is a secure site with only the finest of fail lovers working to get your… er, fix your card situations 24-7!
You can still charge things over the internet without the secruity number
shhhhhhh! *whispers* “you’re not supposed to tell him that…”
Post it here and I’ll put the numbers in for you.
Darn post delay!
damn ice cream headache
Just damn.
Jester
Jamn
Bam!
Nam!
Aargh ! The war wound !
Shrapnel knee-replacement?
No, thank you. Any other suggestion ?
Capital Needs Reimbursement?
Buttox Liposuction?
Botox infrastructure?
Bukkit displacement?
Breadline entrenchment?
Sam!
Flim-flam sam??
Wham-bam-thankyou-ma’am?
Sam The Sham and the Pharoes?
I do not like green eggs and ham, Sam I am.
Kablam!
candied-yam!
can of Spam!
No thank you Sam I am.
Spam, spam, spam, spamity, spam, spam, spam, spamity, SPAMITY SPAM! spamity spam
DAMN! That’s a lot of Spam!
Can I get spam in stead of the baked beans?
…ham and jam and spamalot…
Shazam!
Don’t want any Whim-Wham!
I will take some Wham-bam if your offering.
Sham-wow? More like Sham-Pow!
Nom!
.
.
.
OM NOM NOM!
I tried to put in your card number as well.
Here let me give it to you again, maybe you just typed it in wrong.
6666-6666-6666-6666-6666 exp. 06/16
I could never remember that number!
I checked and they said it wasn’t!
It’s good to see that FAIL Blog is warning us about scams by linking us to a scam tester!
Failblog would like to remind its bloggers, We have been scam free for 0 days.
That’s genius. Some mug is bound to fall for it.
* waits watching his inbox in a darkened room snarling and rubbing his hands together* yes! YES! it works!
How is this a scam fail? It’s just a scam. It probably succeeds quite a lot.
Hmmm are u unfamiliar with irony?
Hmmm are u unfamiliar with irony?
Hmmm are u unfamiliar with irony?
Hmmm are u familiar with Tony?
This sucks. There’s nowhere to enter my CCV number.
yeah and look at the shadows they’re all wrong.
For the love of god, just look at the pixels! It’s all in the pixels!!!!!
I knew it! It’s fake.
Photoshop!
I love how ‘Photoshop’ is now a verb. Poor other little image manipulation tools
stop talking about my poor manipulative tool
manipulation fail.
any good photoshopper knows how to line up the pixels correctly
Yes, that term has been the victim of genericide.
Its not really required, I have come to learn.. where I work
Scammatorial Investments inc.?
Quick! Deploy the smoke!
Ah! Ninjas!
I would most definitely call this a scam WIN. The fail belongs to the people who fall for it.
Agreed.
“…it has now!”
After reading about the lady yesterday who sent $400k to a Nigerian scammer, this would not surprise me if it were quite effective.
What’s up with those Nigerians, anyway? Why couldn’t it be Burundi, or Somalia, or even Ghana? What’s up with the scammers’ stereotyping of Nigerians, bro!?!
Lets not taze them!
everyone do the xenophobia dance!
He who allows the Alien to live,
shares its crime of existence
Nigeria has very educated citizens with a very corrupt government and little economic opportunity.
Seems legit to me
WIN
I love that the standard failblog ‘Incorrect credit?’ link below the fail pic take the whole thing to another level.
I love that the standard ‘Incorrect credit?’ link is appropriately placed below the pic.
Idiot.
LMAO
Bwuaaahahahahaha!
Dude, don’t be so hard on yourself. That’s my job.
Careful with that hard on, you may frighten the horses.
You just going to sit there and take that from this^ asshole, Kick his ass!
Mikey D = Schizo WIN
Surely it’d be Multiple Personality Disorder, not Schizo.
If we’re going to criticise me, at least be accurate.
He’s not worth it.
I think that Classmates.com should be a scam fail.
Some girl crushed your heart in Highschool eh?
He just wanted to get that athletic type the nerdy girl got ;P
What? No, they are just all over the place. Its really annoying. Thats why there is myspace and facebook.
They should just combine them; myfacespacebook? mypacefacesbook?
Don’t forget Bebo.
scam succeed
GAY CHUBBY DATING!?!?! WTF?!?
I think you’re in the wrong thread.
I lol’ed in class.
I lol’ed in style.
That’s how I lol.
That’s how I lol.
I lol’ed to the bank
Oh shit………..you mean that wasn’t real?
Sigh. The sad thing is, SOMEONE out there has fallen for this stunt.
Uh, failblog fail. The image itself is a spoof of scams, so calling a spoof of scams out for being a scam is Faily McFailerston The Third.
scam win ?
Keeping the average intelligence of humanity up by eliminating morons’ abilities to afford kids. This is WIN!
But since so many still give birth, you and I pay for them—-FAIL!
Reverse Psychology WIN
Get your Free IPHONE 3G TODAY!!!
I just got mine. Now get yours.
Just send me an email with a check for $600 and you too can get your FREE IPHONE!!!!
I can’t type mine in either. My Visa number is 4111-1111-1111-1111, expiration 02/11. Can someone help me?
wow, if i knew who owns that website id kill them. literally give me a gun and i wont be afraid to shoot them. scammers make me so mad.. especially FAIL scammers
Next page:
Wat iz ur sort code nub?
Don’t think that’s a scam fail. In fact, it’s probably FTW for the scam artists.
I know any number of people stupid enough to actually type in their card number and expiration, and hit the “Check” button.
its a photoshop.
The sad thing is, this probably works on some people.
That’s not a fail, it’s a win!! This planet is so full of idiots, i’m sure the guy who is responsible for this is rich by now (or in jail making new intimate friends).
Has your money been stolen?
Please send it to my address to check.
nice try
I’m my own grandfather.
Wow, what a unique blog. Hi, everyone ……
Hi!
Major fail! lol Sad thing is…I know people this would actually fool…
I need a URL to check if my checking account and my safe deposit box has been stolen. Help please!
notascam . ng
WOW! I work for a bank and I can’t believe how many dumb people actually fall for this sort of stuff!! it’s astounding!
Sadly – I can imagine that there are some that actually fall for this. Sad…just sad.
and thats why Char started her own scamming business *high fives*
Old.
If somebody clicked on that they deserved the identitiy theft.
Im gay
i already tired it and it said my card information was stolen but they wouldnt tell me who stole it. j/k.
HAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST I WOULD TOTALLY FALL FOR THAT