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yes 1rdthst!!!
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha
Error 10108: A human failure that should never leave his basement is connected to the internet now.
Yes, his name is cacapeepee!!!!
ZING
From outside his basement?
Yes, it seems that somehow he reached his mom computer.
I found this apostrophe and s discarded by the side of the road. I think they belong to your mom.
I guess not everybody knows about Mom Computers…
Are they like Motherships?
No, but they have Motherboards
In a cupboard with mother Hubbard?
Is that like the Virgin Mary of Scientology?
I’d bet than almost any “Mary” that is Scientologist is a virgin.
Or an alien in a volcano somewhere.
Just a tad smaller.
Size isn’t important.
*contains laughter*
Oh, you’re right.
but your tiny penis will
Will do what?
Contain laughter, apparently.
…Weird.
Mine sadly cant hold back laughter, I have to clothespin
the damn thing shut just so I dont look like a freak with a
laughing penis when I’m in public… Anyone else have this
problem?
OH MY FUCKING LAWD.
is that vista? it must be!
Yes it is….
OH! BURN!
cacapeepee you are so funny. Why, I nearly started to smile at you humour.
WINDOWS VISTA FAILLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! LINUX & MAC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EPIC NERD WIN!
WIN WIN FAIL.
window success failure?
Stop immitating me, you aint nothing but a faker.
You’re right, he doesn’t imitate you very well…he spells all his words right.
just like you’re immitating being country!
Vista=Windows v.broken
Eh, works alright for me. It probably just doesn’t like your face.
I have a computer with 256 MB of RAM, with a video card with 32 MB of VRAM. I doubt that Vista will even load on it.
Linux works fine on it, even with all the fancy Compiz effects enabled.
WINDOWS IS NOTHING BUT FAIL.
No, This is a “Messing with TCP/IP” Fail.
Do you think a row of apostrophes makes your statement better or are you too slow to take your finger off the keyboard?
apostrolisp?
It was an apostrophe catastrophe. So catastrophic in fact, they ended up looking like exclamation marks.
My eyes, my eyes, I’ve seen the light! Now I cannot tell the difference between an apostrophe and an exclamation mark.
!
*Adjusts light* So tell me doctor, where were you on the night of November 4th?
Microsoft Failed at Failing…Epic Win…or…Fail?
Epic Win for the genius who managed to make an infallible program fail
Sounds like Galileo vs. the Catholic Church…
omg! its vista!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vista self destruct win!
I hear facial cracking!
This doesn’t sound like a Vista error
Wow, you are 1rdthst. God knows what you’ve been sniffing today.
A comment that should never be made, has been made.
that’s 90% of failblog (more than half).
Thirst?
Fork!
Filth !
Sexed!
Severed
ated
Nein!
*cries in horror as tight eats his favourite appendage*
*shoots partridge in pear tree*
XIInd
treehouse of horror?
*cooks partridge*
*pukes cartridge*
*nukes marrige*
Rate my typo.
I’d give it |——-o—| on the fail slider.
|—————-o-|
|——————x *pop* —o
goes the weasel
goes the cherry
Congrats ^
Oh Mookie. And you pick on me?
*looks around innocently*
Wha…? I’m just making a pie…
That wouldn’t happen to be some “warm apple pie” now would it?
/me steals a slice
“WAITAMINUT! What’s this hole?!”
Portnoy prefers liver.
shes my cherry pie
No complaint here. I hate liver.
The liver is evil. It must be punished.
My liver gets punished often. But the punishment is enjoyable.
*is still laughing that Mookie poked Jargon’s pie*
Then!
Neinthousand!
That’s windows for you. Perhaps you will now invest in Linux.. Oh wait. Linux is free… er uh I mean.. Linux is open-source. Learn it, live it, love it! For the rest of you, enjoy your lol-errors
I’d rather have windows with wet winsocks and a slow boot time.
I’d rather have a nice massage and a Cosmopolitan.
I’d go for good food and good company.
I’d rather have coffee enema followed by dangerous levels of psychotropic stimulants and a video of static and a blanket.
Have you been watching daytime TV? Now come on own up.
yeah I only watch it – they won’t let me on because I’m not dangerously overweight, I don’t have kids without paying child support, I don’t deny getting any “ho” pregnant despite irrefutable DNA evidence, I don’t have severe illiteracy. I’d keep telling them I’d be happy to do a polygraph or something but no. stuck here on my tod masturbating over trash. *cries* AND THATS THE WORST PART *SOB*
satire fail.
*mimics* mimimi mimi
Immitation fail. I’m not a muppet you know…
I beg to differ.
Cognitive abilities fail.
Cognitive reflex fail. *punches tightmanger*
*uncontrollable laughter win*
It is a well known fact the daytime TV rots braincells faster than drinking Gin from a bukkit. Is there no counselling in your area?
There’ a council but they don’t help much, they just move me along.
Kind of like Florida high schools?
Hey! I did my best during my 5 years of highschool! No one moved me along…
i wawch all kyndz of daetiem tV an it doen no hurtd mie branez at alz.
No, lolcats does.
Nutten und Koks?
Nah, Blackjack und Nutten…
Ah, but why did it fail? I say it’s because Anubis dressing up like a fox while listening to Led Zeppelin, possibly Achilles’ Last Stand. That’s the answer to the question.
All Hail Anubis!
Don’t encourage him. He’ll keep posting that same thing everywhere.
Yeah, what’s with that? Is it Tourette Syndrome? Echolalia?
Cut and paste?
Must be a paste-eater.
Led Zeppelin is always the answer. Just ask my Black Dog
old time posters guess my name
Vladimir Putin
Vienna McTrolley
Rumpelstiltskin
Dammit, Mouse, you beat me to it !
Now if you’ll excuse me, I will tear myself in half and will sink in the earth.
Will you video it?
here’s a hint
*hug*
the child molester from 42th street?
lolwut
Until we know who you are, any *hugs* are Stranger Danger and could lead to a Bad Touch…
I think it’s Norman Bates.
are you avis?
or loz?
He wishes.
you peeked!
No, I peaked !
I piqued.
I homonymed.
Anonymouse
Rumpelstiltskin ?
Jinx ?
*says czuhc’s name, but with incorrect pronunciation*
It’s written “czuhc”, but pronounced “throatwobbler mangrove”
how do you smell?
Awful
like a dog with no nose?
A horse with no nose will not win close races!
A horse with no nose will not win close races!
Double Post Fail.
A horse with no hose will not breed close races.
with their nose, duh.
Rumpled Foreskin.
That’s a whoooole other fairy tale…
Queen Victoria?
The third man ?
The turd man ?
Malcolm McLaren?
WAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!
the thin man
Rain man?
anonymous
Win!
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
you should know
pikachu?
I choose you!
zzzzZZZZZZZZ
Heeeee
*high five*
I think you forgot part of his middle name .. Trollie Mc Trollerton.
Obscure Python win!
Not obscure at all!
Mr Squiggle cos you’re so squiggly.
Hugenessincarnate and/or hugglesthefuglypuggles.
What’s do I win?
Hugglemynutts
Amanda Hugginkiss!
hahahaha, its so honest as well xD
I think this is a win – they thought through EVERY possibility, including the fact that something that should never fail might possibly fail at some point, and produced a message for it (rather than letting it fail with an obscure “Windows Generated an Error at 0×2930291 Read Address 293209 etc”).
So I say this is a software design WIN!!
It’s a fail !
Instead of trapping something that should never fail, maybe they should start to trap and fix all the other errors
yeah but they expected the unexpected fail of infallable. Fail fail win.
They must have listened to my mum. One of her favourites is “Expect the unexpected”.
is she used to being surprised? *drops pants*
that wasn’t a surprise, more of a disapointment.
Yes, she has me for a son!
You dropped your pants too?
But then the unexpected becomes the expected. So in essence she is saying “Expect the expected”.
* expectorates *
I don’t like spending much time in essence – it turns my skin wrinkly like a prune.
But it makes you smell so pleasantly of vanilla.
I thought I would never say this, but potoshopped?!
You are kidding me. You’re saying that Po the toe went shopping? It’s crazy!
what is a poto, and where does one shop for such a thing?
Honestly? Probably not. I do this sometimes when I’m writing software – I know something can’t ever fail (because it would break all laws of god and man if it did) but, just in case they add a new law when I’m not paying attention, I put an error check in just in case
*farts loudly*
*inhales deeply*
Nice.
That never fails to impress me.
Can something that’s edited, really be a fail? :/
go google it fail failer. its real.
Google is infallible?
Let’s be honest google is something that should never fail… but I am running windows.
google is fallable, but the hundreds of other forum posts that mention frustrated Vista users kind of suggest the validity of the fail.
validity win?
Vista is a nightmare wrapped in a travesty shrouded in frustration.
Don’t forget the bow.
Takes a bow.
Congratulations!
Now you can shoot arrows!
You’ll have to throw a bunch of rupees into the Pond of Happiness to increase the number of arrows you can carry, though.
Or simply MS-bashing win? :>
Or simply MS-bashing win? :>
Double Post FAIL
Ah, I’ve written errors like this before. This is an error which will only occur if there’s a problem with the code and not the data. Hence, the code just needs fixing and then the error will never appear again!
you write errors? *FAIL MONGER*
It is much easier to write errors. It is hard work to write code that works.
so very true which is why so many people cheat on HTML with dremweaver, lol
Still preferable to cheating with FrontPage/Expression Web. I have a couple of those idiots in my trunk.
You should probably let them out. They say they’ve eaten their shoes and drank the stuff in the jerry can, and now they’re bored and need to use the washroom.
I don’t cheat, I use a mirror, a pen and a scanner.
HTML is not programming code, it is a text processing template.
unfailable fail =)
impossible dream
Get a Mac
It’s not raining.
And some wellies.
with you all the way on that one
one of the best fails evar!
EPIC!
FAIL!
MICROSOFT!
All synonyms for this travesty of common sense.
only vista could fail this bad
Seen this error once before, but that was on XP in a command prompt.
if dis is shooped = fail ahead else WINA ALERT!!! continue wif da epicness.
If the system call was never gonna fail, then why did they make the error message at all? That’s like writing “Sorry for crashing in your house” on the Hubble telescope.
But it does fail.
Yeah, but if they actually were confident it wouldn’t crash, they wouldn’t made the error message at all. Just like there’s no sticker on the Hubble telescope – they’re actually pretty sure it won’t fall down and hit someones house.
On the other hand, maybe Microsoft expect certain system calls to fail while others “shouldn’t”.
Error: You are using Windows which will inevitably screw up in a matter of minutes. Please switch to a sensible operating system.
Now presenting, after Windows XP and Vista:
Windows XD!
Macintosh FTW!
That’s definitely windows…
Wait, it’s not supposed to fail?8O It all makes sense now!
that’s windoze for ya
Ok, I’m a bit late here.. but I’ve got to add this…
I’m a computer programmer… I have done this myself, and I know others who have done similar things… for instance…
A programmer’s boss/superior/project manager was warned about a specific error that could occur – they told the programmer “Oh, that will never happen”…
So, the programmer added error handling for it with the message “Boss’s Name said that this error would never happen”
Now, if everyone blames Microsoft when things go wrong with their computer, who does Microsoft blame?
Shouldn’t such a paradox cause Windows to explode?
I’d like to know how this error happened. If it was via normal use on working hardware it’s a definite fail, but anyone can run an operating system with a dodgy processor – or just fail at trying to hack the OS – and get all kinds of funky error messages. “You don’t exist, Go Away” is my GNU/Linux favourite.
WSASYSCALLFAILURE (10107)
System call failure.
A system call that should never fail has failed. This is a generic error code, returned under various conditions.
Returned when a system call that should never fail does fail. For example, if a call to WaitForMultipleEvents fails or one of the registry functions fails trying to manipulate the protocol/namespace catalogs.
Returned when a provider does not return SUCCESS and does not provide an extended error code. Can indicate a service provider implementation error.
WIN!!!
I’ve actually had this happen while trying to download a file from source forge with Interfail Explorer. After that I switched to firefox (H)
Fail fail fail?
lmfao epic fail on an mini scale!!! IF you guys want, I’ll make a better fail using windows xp xD.
This topic is boring.
This usually works on WoW.
CHUCK NORRIS!
LOL Chuck Norris probably made Windows so fked up by punching his comp with his chin, which spread all over the Internet
microsoft = fail
except for xbox 360 thats pretty cuuuu
Windows Vistafailurenism
I thought at first this was a photoshopped error… but then I searched the error code, and it actually exists. Fail on Microsoft’s part for actually creating such a retarded error message.
Fail fail? Or Fail win?
Sounds like something Windows Vista would say, lawl
duuude this is real the same thing happened to me!
programmers have sense of humor too…
obviously fake but still funny
dont u just love windows?
oh, absolutely!
Now wait for Windows 7…
PHOTOSHOP!
It’s fake. Someone made that up.
hahahah
stupid
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