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Will it leave 2th marks?
only if he “bights” you in the “rite” spot
thay phale
I’m sure this “bight” sign is a “blite” on the neighborhood
look on the brite side…
the grass is always greener on the other syde..?
Apperentley not. Sometimes there’s a dog.
And sometimes the dog will prostitute the trespassers.
the dog is running a cat-house..how ironic
It is not a purebred puggle. These are more distinguished that that.
If the purebred puggle stays prostrate during his prostate exam, how proper is the pediatrician’s posture?
It cannot be determined from the given information.
This reminds me of a classic Far side cartoon. (click my name)
yes. Proper spelling is “dawg”.
And they are not allowed in their own home
actually its daug
no; dorg.
no, dhawgh.
Uncle Doug?
C’mere Jimmy, Uncle’s got a present for ya!
Oh my
you got a pretty mouth…
*flees*
*scratches at fleas by bighting itchy areas*
Isn’t he a bounty hunter
No, just a booty humper.
Especially thigh length booties.
Droopy Booty?
GET THE BOOTY BLASTER!
NOW Only $9.99 IF YOU ACT NOW!
But not a base jumper.
Or a Bible thumper
its a booby bumber
rubber baby buggy bumpers!
WIN!!
A pail? when did that come into this?
yes…..& it might hert.
1RDSTH!!!
A “bight” is defined as a bend or curve in any geographical feature—usually a bend or curve in the line between land and water. …
So this dog is a landscaper? I should have him do something with my front yard then.
I hear he is a devil with the weed eater. Geographically speaking, that is.
I’ll bring my dog. She will be happy to do something on your front yard.
looks like sh*t, smells like sh*t, taste like sh*t, sure glad we didn’t step in it.
Thanks Boris.
Do much tasting of sh*t, do you?
Yeh, I always wondered as a kid about the Great Australian Bight (which incidentally looks like a bite mark) and had grave fears concerning my country misspelling bite in every single atlas…
Lol yeah me too, at first I thought it was named because it looks like someone (or something) has taken a huge bite out of the Nullarbor Plain
A place called Nullarbor Plain, and you’re worried that BIGHT is spelled wrong? WTF???
Good point, but ‘Nullarbor’ doesn’t sound like a common word that kids know how to spell
Actually, it’s probably derived from null-arbor, ‘no trees’. Never noticed that before…
The whole country should be called null-arbor then
Nothin’ but dust!
Haha, no. They’ve got trees. Where do you think the drop bears spring from, hmm?
Hee!
Actually, Australia has some of the prettiest trees. I love the Eucalyptus.
But the koalas bight.
I’d be more worried about a snake bight!
Don’t forget the funnelweb.
Australia has just about the greatest concentration of animals that can kill people in the world. The only things not overtly dangerous are the sheep. And even those can kill people – a woman was pushed over a cliff by a herd of sheep rushing her for food.
Don’t they have like 8 razor sharp claws per paw? I know they have evil reptilian (well, vertical pupil) eyes that make them look crazed. In real life, they are scary!
Dog Will Bay.
You got it. This is where they train the poice dogs.
WIll he puuph?
aww you beat me to it!!
i think it will only leeve 1rd marks
Bight =Bite & Fight
name of the owner – Will Bight?
No, thats the dog’s middle and last name, so the mail carrier knows where to deliver.
Good Will Hunting
Have Gun, Will Travel
Fire at Will!
Will do!
We Will, We Will Bight You.
Bight Club.
The Bight Stuff
Wuthering Bights
Withering Bights
Bight of the Valkyries.
A Midsummer Bight’s Dream
Long Day’s Journey into Bight.
“Silent bight, holy bight”
All is calm, all is bight…
Once Bighten, Twice Shy?
You gotta bight… For your right… To PARRRRRRRTY!!
Don’t bight off more than you can chew
The Price is Bight.
Alack, the bight comes on and the fail winds do sorely rofl.
Bight me.
Bight the hand that feeds
Fright Bight.
There’s only one bight answer and it somehow involves Anubis, foxes, and Led Zeppelin.
Obama/Bighten ‘08.
Bight of the Living Dead
finding Mr. Bight
Bight here, bight now.
Don’t talk about Bight Club!
Poor Will!
LOL what the hell!’
The biggest idiot must have made that
I don’t know about that. They’re probably the same size as a normal idiot though they might be bigger than your average idiot, but I doubt they’re the biggest idiot. Hey, how tall are you?
5″9 I think.
Yeah bitch, I’m short, and I bight.
6′5” I think.
I don’t bight. Only bump my head on things…
Hmm… can I come stand next to you for a while? I’m a 6′0″ woman and I never get to feel short
Oh yeah… I promise not to bight :-p
Cat will skratsh
Cyber-dog will byte.
Giant dog will mega-byte
Megabyte will infect.
heavy dog will kilo-byte.
Terror dog will terabyte.
Vegetarian dog will petabyte.
Quagmire dog will giggity-byte.
That’s a yotta-bytes!
Underdog will, ironically, overbyte.
Hexadecimal will emote.
At least the dog doesn’t bite. Then I’d be worried.
It won’t, if you keep out of site.
My dog cannot spell either.
But can he read?
She is doing well on the easy reader series. She has just started on ‘Janet and John drink two bottles of Tequila and shout rude things at one another’
That’s quite an accomplishment, won’t be long and she’ll be onto the ‘Daddy beats mommy when he drinks’ Trilogy
and then….. i got nothin
A bad case of commentile dysfunction?
Premature annotation?
Postofilia?
bight
noun
1. a loop in a rope
verb
1. fasten with a bight
That is a smart dog. No fail here, move along…
Whoever made that sign was bighten by that dog.
Actually, I believe that this is the sign outside of the CSIS headquarters.
LOL…Trespassers not allowed ‘coz “Doug Will Byte”
Women will nagg.
Teachers will bore.
Whore children will come first.
You mean burnt whore children. $3 a pop.
.pop a 3$ .nerdlihc erohw tnrub naem uoY
Skaep Niwt morf frawd drawrof drawckcab eht !
That’s easy for you to say.
In the Twin Peaks dictionary I bet success comes before hard work.
I love this one, You’ve got to wonder if the guy wanted to spell it bite, and his mate looks over his shoulder and says ‘c’mon spell it properly’ so the guy scratches his head and comes up with this. Excellent!
Dogge Whille Bight!!
alternatively ‘Dogwill Bight’ could be the name of a large bay, perhaps a tourist attraction?
perhaps you could imagine you’re going there?
Heh, so there’s at least two of us on here who knows what “bight” means.
I’m quite surprised that no jokes have surfaced about Miller Lite and the “GHT” commercials. Not that I’m clever enough to think of a good punch line myself, but my thought process at least got me halfway there.
beware of the hound… he’ll bight AND barck
Maybe they mean the dog will turn and run, since bight means bend.
Leave it to the Brits to misspell easy words. Don’t give us back Madonna!
Teehee, misspelling easy words? Sulfur, aluminum, humor?
It seems to me that all Brits have a sort of mild dyslexia. They’re always confusing S with Z.
(Please don’t be too harsh, Loz, you know I love you
)
That’s funny, I thought that was the Americans.
Me? Harsh? Never. Not with my friends, at least
And then there’s that superfluous “e” in “judgement.” *shivers* It just looks wrong.
I don’t think it’s superfluous at all. Judgment looks bizarre, too many consonants!
It’s all in what you’re used to, I guess. I do like honour, colour, etc., though. Seems more elegant.
never read German have you? O_o Talk about consonants!
Don’t you mean “Alyouminium?”
Only if you’re a ponce from Oxford.
That it “knot” a fail. This blog is “roping” you in.
I could go on, but I think it’s best I stop.
Maybe it’s not a fail. Maybe it’s an unusual dog that prefers to tie people up with rope instead of biting them. Which would make it a kinky bondage dog, well worth warning innocent passerby about.
Well, it’d be a safe kinky bondage dog at least. The bight makes it easier to untie the knots.
spailing fell.
Maybe it’s ‘Dogs will Blight’…
Hellhounds?
guys…. as funny as it is, look at it closely and you’ll see it really said “fight”.
Clearly that was a government sponsored sign, sent in by one of the no child left behind kids.
Duke
http://thdailyduke.com
OM NOM NOM NOM
Was that a good sandwich heav- I mean SuShi?
This is obviously a faked FAIL. The sign used to read DOG WILL FIGHT. You can see how the turned the F into a B.
…Why would anyone put up a sign with “Dog will fight”? Is it a boxer?
Picture taken at the Michael Vick residence?
Perhaps it said “Dog will pight?”
Fail fail?
So I’m sure somebody already said it above, but I’m too lazy to read through all that.
Anyway, it obviously used to say “FIGHT” but either the owner of the dog edited to avoid a Michael Vick situation or the person who submitted it did.
Why’s everyone here talking in macros?
It’s not the right way to spell it, but it is the best way
Haha my spelling is better and I can’t even talk.
So I guess it mite bight, indeed…
Actually, I think this might not be a fail, but actually a subtle joke.
Dogger Bank and German Bight are fishing areas off the coast of the British Isles, and people hear about them when the BBC broadcasts the Shipping Forecast (which gives weather forecast for fishermen). I think (it’s possible) that the signwriter was indulging in wordplay.
“Does zis dog bight?” “No.”
CHOMP
But you zaid your dawg deed not bight!”
“Zat eeez not my dawwg.”
With apologies to the late Peter Sellers.
I thought it was ‘Does YOUR dog bite” (continue with the rest)
Unless, of course, they really mean that the dog will put loops in ropes. In which case, dog trick WIN!
are you sure he mite bight?
Dog will bight.
Owner will fail.
I might bite whomever wrote that sign. >=(
A moose bight my sister once.
Epic fail in that the letters chosen show some degree of understanding the english language, as opposed to just phonetically spelling it out.
maybe the meaning is
DOG WILL FIGHT & BITE
in the lack of space came out BIGHT
Eye think the reel phail hier is the Inglis language for having such random and arbitrary spelling conventions.
Eye agrea with you theire.
The last word looks far less stenciled than the rest of the word. I think it’s fake. fakefail is sadfail
woof woof! *nom noms*
This is photoshopped. So you are FAILED to notice that.
I lol’d
“Dog Will Bight”
the sign below it should read:
“Owner will fail second grade spelling quiz”
engrish by an english as a first languager. shameful.
Fale.