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  1. mangeoire plus rigoureux says:

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    hero
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  2. lufflaff says:

    I love the way it rots in my colon…

  3. Mazeme says:

    This is my soon *proud*
    …tz… Meat, my hero….. tz

  4. mgl077793 says:

    mmm…steak hero

  5. Nobhobler says:

    Lol, show that to PETA!!

  6. Lunchbox says:

    The caption was supposed to be: Meat- My Hero! It’s a writing competition sponsored by the Cattle Ranchers Association of South Ossetia.

  7. weaseljem says:

    no doubt an american kid…

  8. Dr Hugh says:

    Captain Beefsteak is my favourite hero of all time.

  9. loufail says:

    Not surprisingly, the heroes for some other classmates of this 10 year old child were: booze, god, Playstation, cigarettes and puppies.

  10. BillGama says:

    He’s the archnemesis of hippie veggans

  11. klinton says:

    meat, my hero…

  12. siqknt says:

    CHICKITY CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN

  13. Mark says:

    I’m pretty sure it looks like Martin Luther King was rubbed out in place of Steak. Well, which one of those has done more for America? Discuss..

  14. Gar says:

    lol looking closely i see the name Martin Luther King had been rubbed out previously

  15. Laurent says:

    Meat, your hero ?

  16. Matador says:

    Hero WIN

  17. mouserz says:

    that kid sure loves him some meat.

  18. First says:

    My word. That kid is 10? Perhaps s/he is developmentally disabled, but that is some truly atrocious handwriting for a 10-year-old.

  19. Manos says:

    What makes me laugh the hardest is if you look closely, the kid that wrote this ERASED something and put steak in its place!!!! HAHAHA it looks like a whole sentence, and it seems to have the word LUNCH in it but I can’t tell.
    ~Manos.

  20. seph says:

    If you look at the right hand side:

    ‘I am 10′
    ‘My teacher………’
    ‘The member (of my family that helped me with my homework?)’
    ‘Big brother’

    I hope so, that makes it funnier for me

  21. MEAT says:

    STEAK MAKES ME CALM!

    I want that t-shirt

  22. Mike says:

    Meat is DEFINITELY my hero. I start the day with jerky, have a roast beef sammich for lunch and a burger for dinner.
    On a totally unrelated topic, I expect never to have heart disease.

  23. rilol says:

    lol americans and their food

  24. loufail says:

    Meet my Hero: Failblog
    It makes me calm and it is my favorite newspaper.
    I only like well done failures.

  25. Zuperman says:

    I think it is probably a black kid because the name that is erased and now reads STEAK is Martin Luther King. So his hero was Martin Luther King but was changed to steak. Pity.

  26. Prophetnoise says:

    I’d call this a fail, except, sometimes, i think a good steak IS my hero!

    mmmmmmmmm, now i’m hungry.

  27. Aaron says:

    This is a total win. The only thing more heroic than steak is bacon.

  28. Eve says:

    he wrote martin luther king, rubbed it out and wrote steak …uh..huh

  29. anniepoonanny says:

    Hahah.. this is the coolest kid ever.

  30. brian t says:

    Um, hello… no-one ever had a Hero Sandwich? Guess what type of filling this kid likes…

  31. rosie says:

    beef council win

  32. John says:

    Steak rules! Steak win – some kids have imaginary heros. Some kids have heros that end up beating their pregnant wife and end up in jail. This kid admires steak. Its awesome and not likely to let the kid down like other heros can.
    Yay steak ;)

  33. capt. awesome says:

    Is this kid fat? His hero is a food that, while not junk, isn’t exactly the healthiest thing to eat. I know that answer. It’s Anubis listening to Led Zeppelin while dressed up like a fox. Apparently, he’s a furry fur suiter with a better taste in music than kids nowadays.

  34. Anonymoose says:

    This isn’t a fail.

  35. Emresen says:

    HOLY SHUT THIS IS FUNNY.
    Which school is it from?
    Three years ago back in Elementary, I saw these at my school, just wondering >.>

  36. person says:

    If you look closely in the box, it says “martin Luther king Jr.” but the kid erased it.
    Clearly steak is more of a hero than martin Luther king jr. xD

  37. cat says:

    to that person who said that “the americans invented english”……i think you might have got it a bit wrong there.

    the english language….was invented in ENGLAND….by the english people……. :s

    haha lol :p

  38. Jimmie says:

    Is it normal for a little kid to love steak so much

    i bet the little guys isnt so little :P

  39. Selkhit says:

    Maybe the report was about his/her favorite hero sammich. :O

  40. Maskdt says:

    This is a better than all the kids who picked Superman and stuff; at least steak is real, stops our stomachs from growling, tastes good, and gives us nourishment.

  41. Pax says:

    This is definitely a win, steak kicks ass. I only wish I had the foresight to realize I should worship steak instead of superman when I was younger.

  42. kaycem says:

    i love that martin luther king is erased and replaced by steak… oh the LOLz…

  43. Pugiron says:

    I love steak, especially the sound it makes when you slap it across a PETA moron’s cheek (either end)

  44. Jessie says:

    I like how the kid put Martin Luther King, erased it, and just wrote “steak”.

    Classic.

  45. Snoodle says:

    I wish I had been that awesome in elementary school :p

  46. David Grohl says:

    There goes my hero… watch him as he goes…

  47. Laura-loo says:

    Steak is a far better role model than a lot of humans I know. The kid is on the right track.

  48. kyle27s says:

    This is not a fail it is an epic food win.

  49. Asamori says:

    Underneath it looks like he erased “Martin Luther King”.

  50. Asamori says:

    That’s kinda sad. XD

  51. Niki says:

    It looks like we’ve got a future chubster on our hands. I mean… ‘it calms me down.’ haha. Shit, what an awesome kid.

  52. Robert says:

    How is this a failure? Steak is my hero.

  53. Vu says:

    That is so funny.

  54. Scott says:

    Steak is my hero… I see no problem here :)

  55. Chris says:

    I want to see what the costume would e for our superhero Steak. Not “Steakman”…”Steak.” Cape made from gristle. LOL!

  56. Chris says:

    I want to see what the costume would be for our superhero Steak. Not “Steakman”…”Steak.” Cape made from gristle. LOL!

  57. The Lilac Pilgrim says:

    I love the fact that Martin Luther King Jr. was erased for Steak.

  58. Lemmy Koopa says:

    XD
    He erased Martin Luther King and wrote steak! epic failure.

  59. Zing says:

    It funny cuz he wrote martin luther king first and then erased it.

  60. Coodude26 says:

    What’s sad is that his first answer was “Martin Luther King Jr”. Apparantly he prefers beef over civil rights.

    • russelld says:

      Steak, ie the cattle industry, drove the American economy for many years. Martin Luther King was a mere celebrity in the civil rights movement. Others did more for civil rights than he did. Plus he had mistresses. How many steaks have mistresses? IE better role model.

  61. thealphanerd says:

    The worst part is that the kid is 10.

  62. Emily says:

    Homonym fail!

  63. Aimee says:

    That should have been Parenting Fail or Teaching Fail. That is one stupid kid. I can’t stop laughing at this one. I think it’s the funniest fail yet!

  64. Ragnar_rahl says:

    I think this kid is a pretty cool guy, eh pisses off vegetarians and doesn’t afraid of nothing.

  65. Mandi says:

    WTH? This is a fricken WIN! Steak is my hero too. *nom noms*

  66. Ness says:

    Steak is a hero’s favorite food, giving strength to defeat even Giygas.

  67. BirthfParadise says:

    Win.

  68. blo says:

    I call this one a win.

  69. backendofhorse says:

    luv the way he’s rubbed out Martin Luther King Jr to write Steak

  70. jules says:

    notice how they erased martin luther king jr

  71. a says:

    Steak = win!

  72. Choybo1 says:

    xD did no one realize that the kid erased martin luther king Jr and wrote steak??? lol

  73. Impikmin says:

    Err, guys, if you look closely, he wrong before steak in fainted erased letters, “Martin Luther King Junior”. He chooses steak over the leader of the civil rights movement. FAIL, even for a 10 year old.

  74. Maja says:

    I love how he first wrote Martn Luther King on his assignment, but then changed it to meat. Good one.

  75. Lolfest says:

    I enjoy the fact that Martin Luther King Jr. was written first, erased, then replaced with steak. xD
    Human rights movement fail.

  76. Becky says:

    I like how he erased Martin Luther King Jr. and then changed it to steak :)

  77. do you need to know? says:

    omg, this kid is 10? I thought he was like 7

  78. Stu says:

    if you look closely you can tell it said martin luther king jr, but the kid erased it

  79. Joe says:

    Was it written ” Martin Luther King Jr ” before the kid writes steak? haha. This rocks.

  80. MwK_Shield says:

    Where did you get this because I think its my brothers, no joke.

  81. brandon says:

    i remember doing this “newspaper” thing in elementary school

  82. heather says:

    i love that you can just barely make out “martin luther king” which was erased when he had a change of heart.

  83. CJCJ97 says:

    Yeah, most important thing in her/his life. FAIL

  84. armanrules says:

    you can see he put Martin Luther King and rubbed it out.

  85. armanrules says:

    oh i just noticed heather put frankly the same thing

  86. armanrules says:

    jesus everybody put it i just whizzed right down.
    haha theres an ad for steak.

  87. Guest says:

    hahahahahha

    his original hero:
    MARTIN LUTHER KING JR! ( you can faintly read the erased writing!)

  88. EdgeMaster says:

    Unorthodox heroism WIN

  89. Fail_is_an_option says:

    I wish my steak was Emo so it would cut it”s self

  90. Helena says:

    I agree! WIN! Bacon would also be acceptable.

  91. BarrelRollAirlinesLOL says:

    Holy shit! I had to do this waaaay back in first grade! I said ninjas were my heroes… what?

  92. LolOtter says:

    LAWL i have that on the wall right next to me(the thing he wrote on not the actual one) P.S. why couldnt it show the picture he used for it? there was a picture box.

  93. Jennifer says:

    I like how Martin Luther King Jr. was erased…..

  94. thrasher92 says:

    I love how the kid erased Martin Luther King Jr. in order to talk about his real hero…. steak

  95. 00101Girl says:

    That looks like my handwriting when I was a kid. Hmmm…

  96. Waffles says:

    did anyone else catch what the kid erased before putting “steak”?

  97. BerrySalmon says:

    I’d just like to point out the fact that the paper USED to say “Martin Luther King Jr.” Apparently, steak is better….

  98. alex says:

    i say “WIN”

  99. JimTheLol says:

    Look Closely, He got rid of Martin Luther King Jr.
    Wow hes a stupid 10 yr old.

  100. Boyah says:

    Another American I suppose.

  101. chad says:

    I don’t see how you got this and im so serious right now that is my brothers from like the 1st grade. We still have that no joke.

  102. ubergOOber says:

    steak keeps this kid calm? someone needs intervention.

  103. Rachel says:

    Laugh. Out. Loud. I say “LOL” all the time. But i REALLY DID this time!!

  104. hello its me myself says:

    american :D

  105. Just Me says:

    I did this when I was in grade 4

  106. Ben says:

    double fail cuz he likes steak done well? I like mine rare, medium rare is k, but the only tome steak should be done well is in cheez bugar, but this seems more like a win, steak is mai hero!

  107. lcf38 says:

    Hey I’ve done this project before when I was 10! :D

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  110. AussieVic says:

    lol half aussie half burmese, like my steak with suace if it’s cooked like crap, but also love some Haggis and Black pudding if I can get it…….Oh and BTW an Aussie meat pie, by law, only has to contain 5% actual meat to pass inspection, the rest is lungs, hearts, intestines etc…….


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