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Hello, and welcome to the comments section.
Oooh, is there a guided tour?
Yes. If you walk this way, you will come to the Hall of Trolls. Our star exhibits are mr sausage and DrDr
Fascinating stuff…
Tell me more about the commenters of olde.
common taters?
suspicious spuds
Excuse me, is there a bathroom around here? I really hafta go.
I think I saw one down the hall and to the right. But be careful, I think someone accidentally the whole urinal cake in there.
Hahaha, you forgot to use an action verb
.
*places ‘out of order’ sign on door and flees*
Hey! Why are there two urinals at a 90 degree angle in the women’s bathroom???
Excuse me! I heard there is a section here with actual comments on actual fails, but I don’t see it on the map.
That’s an urban legend.
No it’s not. A friend of mine told me that a friend of his saw a relevant comment here once.
Well, folks, the substantive comment section is in the basement, but no one’s been down there in ages.
I tried to flush and I can’t explain what happened next!
I think a certain Dragon (who shall rename nameless *cough*writer*cough* ) was in here before you.
*still looking for a bigger plunger*
if one was to rename ‘nameles’s you could spell things like….manselee or maneless or snamenels…
*sigh*
I accidenty Blue2th!!
*big grin*
Careful, he bights.
yeah,i gotta take a wicked “yes”
(family guy)
“Hey, Isn’t there a ‘o’ in country?”
“Nope”
Toilets for your like are on the keyboard from a to z.
GUESS WHAT!!!!!!
I”M BACK BABY!!!
Plebian Potatos
mediocre mashers
Seriously?
Why so serious?
Because Heath Ledger died
nibble on nuggets anyone? nuggets? only $2.50 per bag. Get your nuggets
Urp, no thankee.
*flees*
tubular tubers
Oh, yes, it’s right past the caged trolls, and to your left.
Well, there was Dark, who gathered a group of annoying impersonators, and Christine, who apparently went to uni… oh, you’re not talking about the original fails.
The library is also a popular location. Here, you get to meet Loz, Dragonwriter, cicili, Fuzz, and other intellects.
Tell me, is the halibut on display somewhere around here?
It is. Here, you can also find facepalms, FOOOOOM!!!s and several discarded FIRST and SECOND comments.
Wow, the FIRST and SECOND comments section is really boring…
Yes, when do we get to see all the “ur gay” comments?
Right over there next to the “your mum/mom comments”
Ahh, I see. Quite a large collection!
oooo is this the elusive “intelligent comment” section?
Oh! there it is, we’ve been looking for this for awhile.
*Closes door to ICS*
Tell me right now, did ANYONE else see you come up here?
Hey, what’s with all these weird “B3nd 0v3r” comments?
uhhh… EVERYONE knows I’m here!
Dragon, if you b3nd ov3r, I’ll show you what’s up with those comments…
LB, You made her eyes pop out….Don’t just stand there, DO SOMETHING for christ sake!
Well, now… let’s see… insert tab ‘A’ into slot ‘B’, then…
Oh, wait, what were we talking about?
Oh look at this one… “In Soviet Russia, comments b3nd 0ver you!”
A true classic.
Sara J! Can you stand next to that comment? I want to take a picture.
OOooooo! Is this the famous innuendo machine??
*reaches into Lunchbox’s pocket*
Get a pic of this, too, guys!
oooo! Lunchbox’s pants! I want to see the conga line dance out of them!
Where are the mug shots of the trolls? I see Loz’s famous red pen, filled with the blood of those she has slain, but not the trophies themselves.
I want to visit the “Get A Room” room…you know, where all the verbal foreplay and…*ahem*…oral intercourse occur.
I think you were the first to visit.
I believe you are the first to visit that section.
Ahhh! The “double posting” display!
Is this where they hide the “show all” button?
Can I go home now?
*Points at rubbish bin*
Sure you may
Their action commenter figurines are available for purchase in the gift shop at the end of the tour.
right next to the unsellable Hanna Montana dolls.
Uh, figurines?
A statuette that represents a human, deity or animal
BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
Oooh, can my figurine be a deity?? PWEEEEEEEEEEEASE???
*Bows three times, offers three trolls in a chafing dish and a libation of single malt Macallan 25.*
Oh, *drooooooooooooooool*
That’s some good taste in libations right there.
I once gave a glass of it to my now ex-brother-in-law. He walked into my kitchen filled it with ice and water. I haven’t talked to the son-of-a-bitch since.
Knowing is half the battle!
And knowing is half the battle !!
The more you know, the more you grow!
…Or a hooker…
The only diss on Miley Sirus. TY!
Press the button on their back for exciting “first!” action!
Oh, I was hoping for karate chop action.
It has no effect.
It does make them look stupid
I like lamb chops
I miss Fuzz.
Where is Fuzz anyway?
Under the bed> Dust bunnies.
Me too.
Me too, what happened to him?
I don’t know, but I think the infiltration of trolls drove him away. He seemed really unhappy here the last few days he was posting.
Fuzz, if you’re watching…we’re thinking of you!
Ah, but we must remember happier times with Fuzz at the Wats of olde.
Me too
Ohhhh…I want two of those! Are they BOGO?
Tell me the inclusion of cicili in a list of intellects was a joke…
Loz took her not nice pills today.
C’mon… you can’t dispute it…
I can supply an antidote.
but can you supply an antidote anecdote?
Cicili – I like your comments, and I think you belong on that list.
TY, sweet fishy…..minnie minnie tippie tee, fishy fishy in the sea..
Thanks!
Damn, I’m out-numbered…
Time to flee!
Loz, I’m prolly one of the CHORUS line for you!! *Flee not*! Harken, stay & smell the roses.
Hmm, the prollability of me staying much longer is low. It is getting late and I am a very tired girl!
However, feel free to remain and sing my choruses until I return
Not to sound like Micheal Jackson, but……’I'll be there’!
And look forward to your every coment.
No more *dodge & parry*
I missed am M
Be fair, Loz. Cicili is quite witty, as is Avis and Dr Hugh. That’s enough for me.
Anyway, she makes a darn good chicken soup!
She also provides really good comic relief for those ever-important “WHOOOOSH!” moments!
Hey…it’s a good job, and someone has to do it!
Well there’s a job in life for everyone!
I’m in the mood for a WHOOSH, cocaine just doesn’t do it anymore…
i give you 9 for the effort but 3 for the rhyme there.
“intellects”
LOL
You meant “failures” right?
As in your failure to contribute anything meaningful? Wait, scratch that. I don’t remember anything by you at all.
Oh no, he’s right…I TOTALLY fail at being an ignorant troll.
The Tenured Commenters section is a little further down the hall. No trolls are allowed entry to this hallowed and revered area.
Tenured Commenters… that’s a good name for them. *appreciates*
If you’re looking for something meaningful, you’ve come to the wrong site.
Why wasn’t she naked? lol
Good video! made me laugh my ass off in a sadistic kind of way
Bondfan, this is easily the best first comment EVAR!!!onehundredandone!
Absolutely! Excellent thread generator. *golf clap*
In Soviet Russia, dance breaks YOU
Sweet jesus, an applicable comment! Thanks you!
P.S. How do I reach the observatory/intergalactic-fail-viewer?
“Haha Uranus!”
FIVE HUNDREDTH COMMENT!!!!
I laughed my ass off… good fake vid
HAHAHA HOUSTON ROCKETS FTW!!!
Oh snap!
Oh crackle!
Oh Pop!
OHH YEEAHHH!
You’re doing it wrong.
*busts through brick wall*
OH YEEAHHH!!
Oh Noooo! Put on some pants!
Oh pop!
(sorry if this double posts – having failblog troubles again)
These are also the noises your body makes in the morning.
It’s fun to put snap, crackle and pop into your morning.
I prefer to crap and snackle. (Sorry)
SPOON!!!!!
crab & salmon
Spam and Crabbon
Crabbits. Half crab, half rabbit. Vicious beasts.
Sausage, eggs and spam, spam, pepperoni & haggis.
NI!
I prefer crack to Snapple.
SPOON!! (ta da!)
I prefer to snack on a crapple.
SPOON! (Part Deux)
I prefer to knock back some scrapple.
SPOON! (Redux)
Ilike food to snackon.
*facepalm*
FORK no!!!
In your edible morning, yes. In your flexible morning, not so much.
I prefer the Snap, Crackle, Pop n’ Lock technique.
Yeah, wait ’til you’re my age, BF! It’ll be a veritable symphony.
The truth!
lol, too slow on the pop, fail much?
Well, I did apologize.
Hahahahahaha best end ever!
Oh, man, the ownerless hand coming up and wiping everything off the desk at the end was precious. I’m still laughing.
LMAO I watched the ending about 5 times. It’s priceless.
IT almost looks. . . purposeful. Almost. Do you think they do this with the intention of fucking up and posting here?
After reading this comment I actually bothered to watch the video.
if that wasn’t a setup pratfall, then i’m a monkey’s uncle. and no, i don’t have any nephews named george.
Webcam: £20
Music: £15
Damages: £40
Failure: Priceless
I bought my webcam at a tag sale for a 5 spot.
Sounded more like Euros to me, if she were British, she would have been speaking English. So:
Webcam: €20
Music: €15
Damages: €40
Failure: Priceless
Relevance: none
Reverence: none
Repentance: none
Reticence: none
Resurgence: none
Difference: one
Divergence: some
Difference is K
Indifference: meh
The only difference that I see is that you are exactly the same as you used to be.
Intellect: gone
Effervessence: some
Repetition: Done
Insurgence: none
Reassurance: none
Reemergence: none.
Resplendance: some.
reiterations: many
resist: one.
unlearn: two.
defy: three.
Rememberance, fondly.
Reference: none
confusion: some
uh, check the conversion rate, there’s no way £1=€1. Currency fail
Taking jokes to seriously fail.
It’s not far off, the way the pound is falling
understanding comments epic fail
With the way things are going, it will be soon enough.
Research Fail?
United Kingdom currency = Pounds £
not Euros €
Understanding the comment fail.
Knowing the British currency Fail
erm, it would be litai
Is the conversion from Pounds to Euros exact?
1 British pound = 1.16291558 Euros
Get yer facts strait!
wtf, sounds like she says some german words at the beginning o_O
Oooh, a comments section. Do show me the way out?
I love it, but I fear it might be fake, from the way the cam stutters.
Nope. I listened twice and i somehow AM german …
so, what language is it?
swedish or smthing
smithing? Who’s he?
Hah! Most definitely NOT German or Swedish. Sounds like Russian to me.
definitely Slavic.
I think its a western dialect of Canadian. Possibly Vancouver.
It’s possbile I guess, Russian, Polish and Romainian do make up a small percentage of Canada’s lauguages……
i was thinking it was kilingon nd i should know as i am a klingon. >.>
I hear the Klingon economy has really taken a hit from this recession.
Many others have taken a hit because of the economy.
Snoop Dogg says he takes a hit every day, but did not cite the economy as the reason. He said it calmed him down. Maybe this economy isn’t too bad… I’m thinking about taking another hit right now!
A klingon near Uranus?
There is no cure for this condition.
She is Lithuanian, so not Slavic or Canadian, but Baltic.
I was surprised to see a fellow Lithuanian in teh Failblog,
but I must inform you kind commenting folk that this video
is a fake. Still F.A.I.L.
You would think that joke would get old after 35 years….but I still giggle. I need help.
Hah, no you guys its Lithuanian (i just so happen to be lithuanian
and i practically jumped out of my seat when she said “Labas”
which is lithuanian for hello.
Ahh thanks for the enlightenment! I knew it sounded eastern European.
It’s a bit of a downer for the rest of Lithuania. Fancy having that as your emissary.
Um. . .President Ford
where else?
Language detection fail.
She was speaking Lithuanian.
Hi. My name is Veronika. I really like dancing. bla bla bla…
That is Lithuanian you doofus
Eastern europe. Baltic country.
My language. i definitely know.
Its lithuanian language, and btw it seems a viral ad
lul “Romainian”
*romanian
and it`s not
…Romanian is not slavic, it’s a romance language.
romanian is not slavic
Kerrisdale me thinks…
Maybe West Vancouver…
Most canadians speak english lol…. learn your provinces
because every language sounds like Russian for yankees
She’s lithuanian
It’s for a local MTV/mobile operator(Ezys) talent contest or something, and it’s staged.
And no, Lithuanian is not Slavic.
She’s Lutheran
*is not a yankee*
English sounds like Russian for this Yankee.
Yes, most definitely absolutely not swedish or german.
Doesn’t quite sound russian either though.. Maybe polish?
You’re all wrong. It’s definitely Lithuanian, except for the hilarious “check this out” part.
What is it about the “check this out” phrase? First the log-thrower, now this wannabe hip-hop girl…
Yay Engrish!
It’s not Russian. Pretty sure it’s Slavic, though.
sadly, it is lithuanian…..N I FEEL HORRIBLE ABOUT IT …..damn i didnt know that was a girl until she started talkin…….horrible jst horrible
Russia, Germany, Romania… they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big Democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won’t make a lick of difference. You know why?
ok, I’ll play along….Why?
Because we’ve got the bombs, that’s why. Two words: Nuclear f*#@ing weapons. OK?
o….k….
*scootches away*
You just HAD to play along, didn’t you…??
I know, I know. Stupid failblog trick questions.
Reminds me of a movie quote: “Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?”…
Broken Arrow
“Please get off of the nuclear warhead.”
Armageddon.
*grin*
“Yahoooo!”
Dr. Strangelove
Followed closely by the scene from Dr. Zhivago, riding a nuclear bomb to its destination…
*wink*
don’t forget
“Be careful what you shoot at, some things in here do not react well to bullets”
Hunt for Red October
Denis Leary win!
Although his rants got tiresome.
Not German, not enough goose-stepping in her dance.
It’s Lithuanian.
Its Lutheran
It’s…
Monty Python’s Flying circus!
The Larch…..
The Larch.
Dinsdale?
And now, for something completely different…
And now for something completely different.
but father. i want to sing!!
Stop that! Stop that!
She has large… tracts of land!
Good freaking lord you are the biggest nerds ever born.
Knights who say ‘Ni!’
Luther Vandross?
Lutheran is a confession, not a language
lol no
lithuanian
I think that was portuguese, but Portugal’s portuguese and not Brazil’s portuguese. I am brazilian and some of those words sounded like portuguese to me, for an instance she says “Ola, eu sou Veronica” (Hi, I’m Veronica) in the beggining, but that’s almost everything I managed to understand. Brazilian portuguese is very diferent from the one spoken in Portugal, it’s like comparing the english spoken by a texan to the one spoken by a drunken gypsy! Her accent sounded a bit like that of a portuguese person too.
It’s Lithuanian.
“and i somehow AM german …”
You say that as if, against all odds, you ended up German. Like mom was Spanish and Dad was Italian but you popped out a German.
LMAO
NARF!
NARF!
ZORT!
And *roffle!*
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
I think so, but if they were called “Sad Meals” no one would buy them.
I think so, but you get to dress the monkey this time.
I think so, but tube socks really chafe my legs.
Maybe his parents were half French half white.
I had some bread like that, once.
ROFL
You Mam, are a psychic!
I’m pretty sure its Lithuanian… Since I am lithuanian
That is not a german girl, she’s lithuanian.
Are you sure she’s not a mix of pug and poodle?
In that case, can we get her Purebred papers?
How is that a WTF? If she was German (which she’s not), how would it be weird for her to be speaking German (which she’s not).
You fail at understanding that there is more than one language in the world.
What?! I thought EVERYONE spoke English! Are you sure she wasn’t just spouting gibberish? Maybe she was about to seizure… Maybe that’s what happened.
Does it really matter what language she’s speaking? Does the language somehow have something to do with the fail?
Well depending on what language it is, there may be very different types of weather outside.
There also may be very different clothes in her closet.
Well I should HOPE so!
Regardless her attic would still be missing some insulation.
I hate it when people mistake Lithuanian language for German, Russian, Swedish and other languages, which seriously have nothing in common. And it’s deffinetly not “slavic”.
Strange, I thought all languages had something in common. Communication.
If the comments had to relate to the fail, we would lose most of the comments section. The fact that it even relates to the post at all is a win.
I thought this video was at least 99% full of fail. That’s more than half!
actually shes Lithuanian!
She speaks Lithuanian, ant it’s definitely not Slavish, it’s Baltic.
Oooo! I have a hotel on Baltic. Pay up, bitch!
She talks Lithuanian. Not Slavic or German.
That girl wanted to take part in talents competition that was organized by local mobile phone operator.
But she has failed
Almost FIRST!!1!
*arrests*
*Subsequently tases self*
*calls paramedics*
Cant understand your irony, if any
No irony. talldude tased himself, so I called an ambulance.
Well at least someone cares *twitch*
Don’t worry. You’re gonna be okay.
Probably could use some of your famous chicken soup though.
That’s my soup.
*hands out bowls*
Thanks cici- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cicili! This is getting ridiculous!
Let me see that sou-
Zzzzzzzzz
Wait, there’s soup?
*eagerly awaits a ladle*
You’ll be wanting some of that sleep-inducing soup once the bun is out of the oven.
Mmmm…soup with a bun. Nummy lunch.
(No bun-buns were harmed in the making of this fail.)
*nibble nibble*
hey! look! chick-zzzzzz
arrested developement
Almost didn’t fail
You are failers, I earn a lot of money. And I fuck that dancing bitch, too.
lolooolo
Feyd is growing weaker by the minute; it may not be his first languish.
Much to our anguish.
*sees semicolon and swoons*
Cleans semi-colon & poohs
You might, but I doubt she would be interested. So it is back to the five finger shuffle and the video.
In the butt maybe for the fail at dancing. The only thing that made up for the
fail at what she called dancing was the kick fail, and then the recovery
fail.
Would you happen to be Feyd from a certain Star Wars gaming clan?
Maybe Feyd of House Harkonnen.
Well I am Feyd up with this uncertainty!
or maybe Feyd as in “feyd away”?
“Right,” said Feyd.
Feyd-al attraction?
feydal system.
Feydel Castro.
Sarah Feylin.
Muammar al-Gaddafey
Feyd to black.
Tina Feyd.
Dune win!
Nah, he died.
Which proves the point.
Almost FAIL-adise!
Feyd’s knockin’ on mediocrity’s door…
Totally fake. Shame on you for posting a lame attempt at viral video.
Bwahahaha xD The flailing made it worse/better
Epic win.
That’s the real spirit of hip hop.
More like hop crash.
More like hip replacement.
LMAO.
hip flop?
Hip Pop?
I loled so hard people came running to see what I was laughing about.
They should put warnings on the good ones….
Disclaimer: You are in a lol-fail zone. You have been warned.
May cause loss of bladder control.
Fake!
PHOTOSHOPPED
Oh! Have we reached the “fake/photoshopped” room on the chat tour?
Hoorah! Perhaps we might see some totally ’shopped pixels!
Yes, and it’s about time!
Look at the shadows…
And the pixels! Did you see the pixels???
I saw pixels coming out of the ground the other day. WHAT is in our water supply?
That happened here too, I didn’t know what to do, so I sprayed it with white paint,
it stopped.
Whatever it is, it wasn’t there 20 years ago!!
And now, the visible spectrum… is pixels… that’s just not natural.
And they affect the health of unborn children
no, the entire tour IS the fake/photoshopped room, it’s a photoshopped tour
Not fake. STUPID!
I accidently my room, what do I do?
Get an action verb!
Wait, is “get” an action verb?
I accidentally the english!
WIN!
previous fail recognition FAIL.
Honestly, people.
the shadows.
the shadow knows.
Soap can cure that
yep. still funny, though.
I agree, most likely deliberate.
I mean, who has a webcam with wide angle lense, 16:9 aspect ratio and such high quality picture and lighting? Not likely.
And it looks like she looks right at the lamp right before she kicks it, lokks very much to me like she aims for it on purpose.
Also, why would she get up again after falling down the first time, and precisely manage to rip down the curtain and all the stuff on the table?
No, this is most likely very much on purpose. Maybe it’s part of a commercial or something?
oh, and the pixelation effect right in the beginning also gives it away. Clearly looks like someone purposefully trying to make it look like a webcam.
oh, and why would there be even more pixelation effects right when whe falls down? for purposeful comedic effect, that’s why =P
..
FAKE!
..
ok, i’ll stop rambling now
yet at the same time, putting that much time and effort into making a “fail” video, not to mention being willing to break stuff and half trash your room, is in itself a definate “fail” one way or the other, lol.
It’s for an acting contest.
http://www.ezioinkubatorius.lt/index.php/blogas/521
The site is in Lithuanian, but take my word, it’s a contest.
And why is her Arm higher than it was before after the first pixelation effect?
And why is this first pixelation effect right in the second when the lamp is “triggerd” to fall down?
And why does the TV screen change its picture with each pixelation effect?
And why does she reach for the curtain after she has manged to stand up again, just to fall down again and rip it off, smashing her stuff from the table?
And why are we Jonases so amazing intelligent?
Well, there is the answer: 42
And if you slow down the video at 0:50, you can see that she’s thrown off balance not from the direction of her book depository, but from the direction of the blankety knoll. The Warren Commission’s omission of this evidence is proof of a conspiracy.
LOL
Eighth!
Eighth one starting after the first two that is.
…Were you taught the numbers as 1,1, 2, 3?
Someone has to be.
No, thats 1,2,3,3
She needs to dial 999!
Press 3 9 times!
Dial 911, I’ll say “hello”
1 is the lonliest number that there ever was…
Juan is the loneliest number that there ever was…
Juan win!
I ate a Juan ton tomato once.
I enjoy Juanton soup at the local Chinese buffet.
I’ve been called a Juanton hussy.
You were tried and found Juanton?
*chuckle*
Um…no. Not in the least. :p
*listens to Juanton Banana cd*
I’ve been Juanton a mural.
Guajira won’t next below this level.
Fibonacci win!!
Damnit, you’re trying to make another rip in the space-time continuum, aren’t you?
*Grabs tool kit*
That’s ok, I’m prepared to mend the fabric of space-time in the event of a rend.
Yes… then 5 then 8 perhaps they go by Fibonacci…
Totally faked. I especially loved the pathetic attempt to make it look realistic by using postproduction techniques to insert blocky pixelization.
Shame on you for posting such a lame attempt at viral video.
this is shooped. i can tell by the pixels as i have seen many shoops in my time
agreed
This is what happens to your drain on brugs….any questions?
Maybe. I’m too high to be comprehensible, so I won’t ask.
Yes, Why are you spommenting with coonerisms?
….couldn’t figure out how to make a dackwards b.
Silly bunt.
OMG that was AWESOME……I think I peed a little laughing at that……By far one of the top 10 fail videos ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too bad its staged. :C
Why do people have to ruin it for those of us that don’t over think it and just enjoy te laugh?
Because it’s lame. Long introduction, mediocre dancing, and an obviously fake fall.
Comments on Failblog/lolcatz/lol{put something here} are funny. they make me lol. yeah. I agree with myself
What would it look like if you didn’t?
Something like the opposite
No offense but that took way too long
Generation Me, huh? Just gotta have everything now, now, now! Darn microwave society…
I guess there was offense after all…
sans gate?
I though the dancing video with the humping dog in the background was much funnier.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=32293
Or the one where she pulls the dresser down on top of herself.
I did that once, too many martinis.
While doing a “sexy“ webcam dance I hope
do I remember?
The tee many martoonies syndrome…I know it well.
The wearing of a dresser is awkward.
There is a fine line between a lap dance and a lamp dance
Were they shaken, not stirred?
Glad you saw that opportunity BF
Well said.
Why thank you
WIN
I’ll go with shaken. After a fall like that, I’d be pretty shook up.
The entire building, not mention the whole street, was too.
Don’t forget everyone who saw this and shook with laughter!
That explains the recent earthquakes across the US!
But would you be all shook up? (uh huh huh, uh huh huh, yeah yeah yeah.)
That I was indeed.
tee many martoonies…
lol agreed
OMG that was hysterical. I love the way she puts that toy around her neck even though the dog has been humping it.
I agree. And how old is she, 12?
it was fail long before she fell.
i agree, i did not realize she was going to fall, i thought her dancing alone was the whole fail, and a good(?) fail at that, lol.
The best fails have a continuous build up of fail throughout the video, culminating with an explosive fail.
Yes, that’s good fail.
Agreed.
*fireworks explode, streamers fall from the sky…followed closely by shards of glass and curtains*
Eh, I was expecting head/mirror.
I thought she was going to faceplant into the camera.
Yes, the first fail here being a tossup between the hair and the decor.
Both, her hairdo really clashed with the drapes. That is a big fashion `no-no`
Yeah, but the sweat pants with sandals was oooooh so hot.
Finally, Lithuanians get some fails too ^^
We need to raise awareness on how Lithuanians are grossly underrepresented in phail haute couture. Up with Lithuanians! Action NOW!
My grandma was lithuainian!
Fake.
Oh man, this is beautiful.
I find it amusing that this girl appeared to be alone when this video was taken, yet somehow it still ended up on the toobs.
hey bob…um….dude….it was a webcam.
He might be referring to the fact that if she was alone and did something this embarrassing on camera, she would probably not have posted it on the web for everyone to laugh at. However, lots of people are saying this a viral ad/for a contest.
hey baphemat…um…dude…you are not making any sense
This pleases me. Sort of like radial gradients and swiss cheese.
You rogue, you.
She scares me
in soviet russia…
oh never mind
What? Dance fails you? I must know the conclusion!
curtains fall on you?
The light kicks you.
*ROFL*
It’s just so embarrassing I can’t bring myself to watch it again. *cringe*
Don’t worry, she is the only one professional enough in the room to dan. . .oh.
Marius, my angel, how are you?
Just Peachy!
Sounded like Russian too me, but I don’t know Russian. But notice how she ends with “Check this out!”
This does look totally fake to me. I was with it until she grabbed the curtain and took down everything on the table.
It’s not Russian.
I speak Russian.
i was expecting chuck norris to come in and roundhouse kick her in the face.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Each year on his birthday, Chuck randomly selects one lucky orphan to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris destroyed the entire Periodic Table, because the only element he recognises is the element of surprise.
…..and the element of Advertising…anyone need a PowerGym 5000?
In an alternate universe, the beardless Chuck Norris from the 70s is in an epic duel with the bearded Chuck Norris of today, and this is how the aurora borealis is made.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can eye with his sneeze open.
Try THAT!
Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands; they will be henceforth known as “The Islands”.
FTEW
Photoshopped imho
yep, cos photoshop works on videos
Strange I still use Excel. One pixel per cell with each frame on a new page. It works for me.
choice of music FAIL too.
godlike
bullshit – way to totally eyeball the light before you kick it.
and nice wind-up while throwing the curtain across the room.
Try again.
Is it me, or does the whole fail look staged? I mean, the digital disturbances look added in.
She’s is definitely Lactovenusian.
She’s a lactating goddess of love?
Mmmmm… milky love.
It makes breakfast in bed the morning after SO much easier.
She kicks good.
Well.
A hole in the ground, usually producing water?
Not this time.
Drill a new one then
She’ll kick a new one.
Well what?
wow… this was fail long before she fell…
LOL… The fall was the mercy killing of that act, no doubt about it.
i second that
me too
would have been a fail even if she hadn’t hit that
Yeah, I would not hit that.
Assgoles that’s not russia, that’s lithuania. Go back to school stupid americans…
You know, I was going to make some sort of comeback, but your post has so many things wrong with it, I don’t think any sort of comeback is needed. Your ignorance stands on its own.
Well at least we can spell “asshole”, asshole.
No. You come to our schools and see if you could still make the distinction.
What’s an assgole?
It’s a Lithuanian asshole, apparently.
goles? goles?
*hides*
You are correct that is definitely not russia, it’s a video…in a room. You may now go back and stand in the food line you were standing in and remember every meal you eat was given to you by me, you troll retard.
Tsk, tsk, ladies and gentlemen… Didn’t you all see the sign? This is the hostile troll room, please do not approach the cages for your own safety. These trolls have been kept here for further scientific research in hopes of identifying an antidote to chronic trollism. Now, if you’ll all continue into the next room, we’ll see some fine examples of Too Much Information. This room is dedicated in honor of Fuzz.
Yes because they teach both languages in American schools
I take offense to your comment because I know the difference between the two countries.
Why do some people think Americans are stupid if they can’t identify every spoken language in the world upon hearing it for a few seconds in a viral video? Can YOU identify every language you hear? By the way, what’s an ‘assgole’?
i see what you did there.
must have been in the restroom the 2 minutes that they spent on the history of lithuania. my apologies.
I’m not an assgole, I’m an assjole. Go back to school stupid assfole.
…what’s an assgole?
Will they teach me the meaning of “assgole” in school?
Das ist fake.
Or, the Boat.
I wouldn’t call her a “good” dancer, but I certainly can’t pull off any of those moves. Except at the end where she fell down.
Oh, I definitely could pull them off…then I could pull off a week in traction….
Sara, you are what…twelve months pregnant?? C’mon, give yourself a break.
Pftt, any MAN could do it at 13 months.
I jest, I jest, I kid, I kid
Disclaimer: as a father I am well aware of the “pains” of childbirth..and if men could have babies we would be extinct by now.
Fourteen, Dragon. Fourteen. I think I’m incubating an elephant.
And Blue, I’d like to see a MAN refuse morphine three times in the midst of acute pancreatitis and a lodged gall stone. Welcome to Badassville, population: me.
Are you kidding! I need morphine just to get through dinner!
Congrats on your little one Sara.
Thanks, 2thy! We’re expecting him sometime in the next 2 weeks or so.
Ohmigawd.
I had my gallbladder removed some years ago because of stones. A gallbladder attack is the worst pain I ever felt…and that includes labor.
*tips hat to the foxy asse*
*Tips hat to all the ladies* Your tolerance for pain and good sense of humor is readily apparent every day you put up with us men.
*bows, and tips her hat back to the Dragon, who is also a total badasse*
Everyone keeps telling me that if I can survive gallbladder attacks, labor will be a cinch. I hope so!
Just get plenty of drugs, and you’ll be fine! Been there, done that.
Oh, it’s so true. You’ll be just fine.
*checks out own asse*
…It’s not that bad! :p
Labor *cringe*
I was there two months ago. I will never do it again.
Good luck to you.
Staged.
I was watching her terrible dancing thinking “I hope she hurts herself”. My patience paid off…
Patience is a virtue, there’s no doubt.
AWESOME!!!
Its viral commercial from Lithuania
its fake, but really works 
This is an commercial for talents show, and the girls is talking about how she is good in dancing and she wants to participate in that show 
hahahahahaha, more chaos towards the end than i expected. fantastic!
That the way how to clean your desk XD
Everybody loves a clown.
Clowns scare me O.O
I don’t think clowns are funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I was thinking about why, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
Everybody loves Marine Land.
Dance Dance Wreck-A-Room!
Hehe stupis russians
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Oh, Oh, tell us what he’s won?
He’s won our everlasting contempt, a free ticket to constant ridicule, and this lovely blender, Blue2th!
And remember, have your pets spayed or neutered.
Phaet needs to take that advice himself. For the sake of the genetic pool.
And that’s not just any blender, that’s a Bass-O-Matic ™!
LOL, I remember that!
and, because the price is right, he’s also won a Grand Piano!
Please, tell me it’s a fake…
Ok, “It’s a fake”. Happy now?
You just had to tell him didn’t you! I was hoping to keep him in suspense for just a little longer.
This failed the second she started dancing.
Um…Wait.
Was the dance what failed or the crash at the end? I couldn’t tell.
c’mon…if this was real she’d have immediately deleted it.
Listen guys stop spamming. It’s Lithuanian, this is a “cut” version of an commercial add from a mobile phone company. The advertising parts had been cut to look like it’s a real, funny video. For those who say they know its Slavic, German or so its not. Sprichen sie Deutch? Govorite po ruski? … No ? so shut the **** up. 308 Comments in total, 300 is worthless… get a life. If you don’t like my comment please write me to my email its real, but just for infantiles like you ( if i would end up in a spam list i don’t care, this mail is for this kind of purpose, real mail is secret)
What’s your real mail?
That should be “SprEchen sie DeutSch”, so you fail (amongst others) at speaking the language you claim to speak.
umm… failblog is actually for killing your boring time… just a few minutes to laugh… so please stfu… and yeah fukk my english for this time, i’m too tired and lazy to