Comments on: Taser Fail

By: ROFLCOPTER

ROFLCOPTER — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 04:42:10 +0000

do i count as eberyone?

By: Interneta pieslēgums

Interneta pieslēgums — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:02:31 +0000

OWNED lol *_*

By: sun

sun — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:41:10 +0000

lol i feel ashamed, being from dallas, that our police are this stupid …

By: Jamila

Jamila — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 10:17:55 +0000

I didn’t do anything! Don’t Tase me! Don’t Tase me, bro! Owww! Owww!

By: ubergOOber

ubergOOber — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 07:50:09 +0000

after the cop falls down he just looks at the cop that tripped him… i bet that cop is the joke of the precinct. they just keep him around for laughs.

By: Vegiburger

Vegiburger — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:22:02 +0000

Then how were they able to fix me???

By: JonnoJ

JonnoJ — Sun, 31 May 2009 03:56:23 +0000

Cop fail. Tazer win.

By: Chris M

Chris M — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:58:48 +0000

Taser Win

By: AnonymousII

AnonymousII — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:59:39 +0000

No, cicilli, you’re CDO. It’s even rarer and more intense.

By: AnonymousII

AnonymousII — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:54:59 +0000

what’s our Vecter, Victor?

By: armanrules

armanrules — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:25:27 +0000

Taser FAIL
Convict escape WIN

By: Watch Closer

Watch Closer — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:34:16 +0000

watch closly, the policeman next to the tazered guy kicks the tazered guy and knocks him down.

By: CW

CW — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:34:23 +0000

Anyone else notice that the one cop tripped the tasered cop? You think that’s protocol for when a cop accidentally tasers himself?

By: YES

YES — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:10:38 +0000

i knew i recognised that one.

By: Mandi

Mandi — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:43:16 +0000

LOL! PWNED! You deserve that you ass-hole, lawl.

By: silentpanda

silentpanda — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:40:32 +0000

that’s the rapist guy fail!! with the setch of him self on the newws!! omgg!

By: A. Non Ymous

A. Non Ymous — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:48:37 +0000

THAT’S THE SAME GUY FROM THE RAPIST SEARCH!
Holy crap he’s one link away from internet fame!

By: Jew-C

Jew-C — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:24:21 +0000

As someone who has been tasered by cops (twice) I can only say:
“HA HA HA”. Dumba$$

By: datguy

datguy — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:06:23 +0000

Does the cop by the car trip the guy who was tazed? It looks like he kicks buzz’s leg and makes him fall

By: Soup

Soup — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:11:14 +0000

Reference to a previous fail win!

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:53:27 +0000

Yeah, they laughed when I left, but two months later I got handed a job as internet security and investigations in Olympia at the capitol, and ’somehow happened upon’ that deputy’s personal files *in Wa, we regularly check up on thier personal doings on work computers-you never know* and all the punching in the world couldn’t have satisfied me like the look on his face when he saw my name on the illegal weapons and questionable pill shipment warrant that showed up at his home, while his girlfriend *one of our married deputies* looked on.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:46:55 +0000

So YOU’RE that guy I pulled over……

By: k-k-k-katy

k-k-k-katy — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:45:46 +0000

Maybe I also have low self-esteem.

By: vomitman1221

vomitman1221 — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:35:08 +0000

Ok, so was the reporter the same guy from a rapist search fail pic, because they look a lot alike.

By: failblog

failblog — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:04:33 +0000

Me too. *tingles*

By: Unbeliever

Unbeliever — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:49:43 +0000

But does he see tanks around there?

By: Marius

Marius — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:00:54 +0000

Currently sixth place on my all time favorite shock videos. Volting over number seven, pee on electrified fence.

By: Marius

Marius — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:52:29 +0000

Bullwinkle!

By: Loz

Loz — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:12:48 +0000

I’m with dragon on this one.
*tingles*

By: Loz

Loz — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:10:24 +0000

Ben Gibbard had an Obama sticker on his guitar last night.

By: Loz

Loz — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:09:15 +0000

“Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar”?! Hahah.
Our kit kat slogan is “have a break, have a kit kat”.

By: Loz

Loz — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:07:00 +0000

Yes, cicili, you are a disorder. Have fun with that.

By: youtube

youtube — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:09:25 +0000

teşekkürler..

By: Babaloo

Babaloo — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:13:52 +0000

How do you hold thizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Training failed!

By: gnah

gnah — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:18:18 +0000

FIRST!

By: Dr Hugh

Dr Hugh — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:25:05 +0000

Moose!

By: Dr Hugh

Dr Hugh — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:24:26 +0000

It looked as though the cop who tripped him was going to give him a good kick but thought better of it.

By: Dr Hugh

Dr Hugh — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:52:00 +0000

Shall we go for the clown’s face this time?

By: Dr Hugh

Dr Hugh — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:51:08 +0000

I don’t mind them shagging one another but do we have to see the pictures?

By: AsTheCrowFlies

AsTheCrowFlies — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:32:37 +0000

Well people can still be a “threat” or be “resisting” even if restrained in handcuff’s or lying face down on the ground. And tasers are specifically designed to do minimal to no lasting harm to the suspect. And in regards to your reference about more cases of ‘abuse’ being reported, how about the thousands of reports of officers dying in the line of duty every year because they initiated a routine traffic stop and some low-life had a few warrants or drugs in the car and just didn’t feel like going to jail so he shoots the cop. I say tase em every damn time they don’t respond to one of your requests.

By: AsTheCrowFlies

AsTheCrowFlies — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:26:11 +0000

you have “OCD’s” what exactly?

By: AsTheCrowFlies

AsTheCrowFlies — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:17:31 +0000

must have been a “Problem Child”

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:59:22 +0000

*tingle!*

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:52:03 +0000

(Linda Blair vomits pea soup in the classic film The Exorcist.)
Semicolons turn you on; I will endeavor to work them in more often.

By: Sinakus

Sinakus — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:46:22 +0000

You guys are teasing… I like it!

By: izzyboy

izzyboy — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:34:40 +0000

I’d prefer that cops were held accountable for the abuse they inflict upon people unnecessarily. People tend to be more willing to abuse others if the physical evidence is more minimal, because there is less personal consequence. I’ve witnessed people getting both tased and pepper sprayed while already in handcuffs on the ground. Had they been beaten with a baton, there would have been a stronger case against the cop because of more physical evidence being present.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:29:48 +0000

This was the fifth time the officer did this to himself! The four shocks should have been a warning.

By: Sinakus

Sinakus — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:14:26 +0000

You guys are teasing.. I like it!

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:21:40 +0000

I think this is probably the wrong place to ask for relationship advice. Unless you want slightly mocking advice, in which case post this on a new fail and higher up.

By: RandomAct

RandomAct — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:08:08 +0000

Looks like I picked the wrong night to stop quoting Airplane.