I can’t help it… too many people have passed out in my general vicinity. Nothing like watching a guy try to explain to the sergeant why he’s missing an eyebrow or half his mustache…
Perhaps I should explain the very large and sharp curve just north
of my place. And the fact that that street is/was part of a Grand Theft Auto
route. When it rains, people forget that they need to slow down.
Friday ought to be interesting. It’s a party night and rain/snow is
expected.
Ouch. Avis, one of these days, a car is going to go careening off the road, and smash right through your wall. And then we at FailBlog will have to organize a failuneral for you. Not fun.
Unless that car goes WAY airborne, there is no way a car is coming through my walls. I live on the 21st floor. I get a birds-eye-view of almost all the accidents though. There was another one after the cops & guns one last night, but it was too far north and around the curve for me to see it. That and there was another building in the way.
Ok, how do I set up that web-cam aimed at the street? I swear I
just heard not one, but TWO, make that THREE more accidents.
Yes that third one JUST happened while I was typing this. This is getting
ridiculous.
This is getting weird here folks. We’re up to a total of FIVE accidents in TEN minutes. I can only see two of them, the others are too far around that curve.
If you are in Chicago – STAY OFF THE ROAD!!! Stay indoors!!! Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT get in a car and drive tonight.
Really how do I go about setting up that camera? I want to be able to show proof of this stuff.
Well, I actually died while trying to tell the location of the Holy Fail, but since have been brought back to life through the nourishment of homemade baby and shiny cat in sauce.
Was that AC/DC playing in the background.
.
(arghh, got in my car this morning to find out that my favorite morning Sirius channel, Buzzsaw, has been replaced by the All AC/DC channel. now I can’t get them out of my head)
I’ve listened to Howard in the past (pre-sirius) for about 15 min. and I’ve heard just about all that he has to say. He’s a total bore.
.
If I were to listen to talk radio in the morning I would much prefer Alex Bennett on Sirius Left. At least he has something interesting, intelligent, AND funny to say. Which is what I will probably do now, at least until January when “AC/DC 24/7″ goes away.
New Sirius/XM email out today… new channel lineup for both. Some good, mostly crap, 52 looks promising. It replaces Fungus and Sirius 29/buzzsaw, or so they say. 24hr AC/DC radio is bullshite, who the hell can stomach that band for that long???????
I always found it amusing how the Kit Kat commercials said “Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar” and Twix commercials said “Two for me, none for you.”
appears to have been corrected. tried with two different browsers, got the same message. now that i’ve seen the video, it’s a bit of a let-down… anti-climactic.
News stories about it may be occasional, but the cops abuse people far more often than there is a news report about it. It doesn’t take much to find plenty of videos that did get posted up that are clear abuse of power. The amount of times incidents like that get buried is probably far greater than the ones that make it to the public eye.
Would you all prefer they use a different tool? The taser momentarily disables a subject. The other options are the baton, intended to do major soft and connective tissue damage and break bones, or the firearm, intended to kill or seriously injure and disfigure.
Give me a choice, I’d take the taser any day. By the way, in order to carry the taser, officers must GET tased first.
I’d prefer that cops were held accountable for the abuse they inflict upon people unnecessarily. People tend to be more willing to abuse others if the physical evidence is more minimal, because there is less personal consequence. I’ve witnessed people getting both tased and pepper sprayed while already in handcuffs on the ground. Had they been beaten with a baton, there would have been a stronger case against the cop because of more physical evidence being present.
Well people can still be a “threat” or be “resisting” even if restrained in handcuff’s or lying face down on the ground. And tasers are specifically designed to do minimal to no lasting harm to the suspect. And in regards to your reference about more cases of ‘abuse’ being reported, how about the thousands of reports of officers dying in the line of duty every year because they initiated a routine traffic stop and some low-life had a few warrants or drugs in the car and just didn’t feel like going to jail so he shoots the cop. I say tase em every damn time they don’t respond to one of your requests.
They do carry big sticks. Also, guns, pepper spray, and depending on the local police department, various other things to harm people with. Maybe they should carry some human decency, but if they did I suspect that they wouldn’t have become cops in the first place.
I wonder if there’s a ‘human decency’ receptacle in thier Batman utility belt.
I was on the Bellingham, Wa. force *with the force-had the force-used the force?* for just under a year, and we had many good, decent cops that you would want to be your kid’s godparents. But then again, there were 4 that no one liked to work with, they were just a liability, and no matter how much complaining the other cops, detectives and citizens did, they would not be let go. I finally left after having to break a deputy’s eye socket just to get him away from me. So, yes, there are good cops, but the bad ones get the attention.
I don’t doubt that a lot of good people become cops. Interesting that you quit rather than put up with messed up people. I don’t know if that happens often or not. I am fairly certain that often people put into a position of authority that is so highly protected often end up becoming corrupt by the position. Just look at the Stanford Prison Experiment. It pretty much sums up the reasons why I think that power should be put in check, not handed more weapons to harm people with.
I’m sure a lot of good people become cops. Problem is, that when you’re working in an environment in which you deal daily with crime and criminals, your values are sure to change. The Stanford Prison Experiments shows that you don’t even have to be dealing with criminals for this change to happen. So while you should have power in check, you also need to know who is checking that power.
Yeah, they laughed when I left, but two months later I got handed a job as internet security and investigations in Olympia at the capitol, and ’somehow happened upon’ that deputy’s personal files *in Wa, we regularly check up on thier personal doings on work computers-you never know* and all the punching in the world couldn’t have satisfied me like the look on his face when he saw my name on the illegal weapons and questionable pill shipment warrant that showed up at his home, while his girlfriend *one of our married deputies* looked on.
Cop:
“Hi, I’m officer Twitch, I’ll be administering your FST today. Hold the end of this tape while I go over her and…..*ZAP* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hah, I love this. Serves the arse right. The guy was already down in cuffs, it was clear that he was gonna tase the lad and was simply dumb enough to hit himself instead. He probably abuses his power and inflicts unnecessary acts of violence on perps like that while groping his own erection.
If you have a girlfriend that is super hot but drools all the time, would you still be attracted to her after, say, 2 months? Im not just talking about drool in your sleep either, this is like, fully awake, in the middle of a conversation she’s dripping buckets making dark spots on her clothes and the floor.
I think this is probably the wrong place to ask for relationship advice. Unless you want slightly mocking advice, in which case post this on a new fail and higher up.
FIR-
Don’t tase me! Don’t – ARGH!
*twitch twitch*
And stay down!
He was treated for his injuries, however doctors realized, you can’t fix stupid.
Then how were they able to fix me???
The poiceman accidentally.
He needs an action verb.
Well, he got the action bit right.
It was an electrifying bit of action too.
He accidentally HIMSELF?! Talk about inbred.
OH, What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to INBREED!
Don’t taze me, bro!
http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/2475/freeva7.png
Oh and don’t tase me bro.
Haha! XD Submitted that one yet?
He was treated for his injuries, but to his doctors surprise, you can’t fix stupid.
Number 1.
Duh!
Nope.
*tases*
Hail to the fail.
Hail to the chief, surely?
More like Fail to the Chief.
Fail to the Chief
He’s the Chief and he’s been failing.
Since he’s been Chief, our country has been failin’ like crazy!
don’t call ronber shirley.
Just want to tell you both good luck, we’re all counting on you.
Just want to tell you both good luck, we’re all counting on you.
Roger, Roger!
Roger, Roger!
Over Under!
+4.5 for the knicks
what’s our Vecter, Victor?
And don’t call me Shirley!
Just want to tell you both good count, we’re all lucking on you
Looks like I picked the wrong night to stop quoting Airplane.
one is the lonliest number that you’ll ever do.
yes, but 2th can be as bad as 1
Especially if you lose 2th when reaching for the taser and FAILing (or is that flailing).
At least you will get a dollar under your pillow.
Nothing hurts more than a bad 2th.
Heard your name, huh?
I like to call it my sick sense.
*cough*
Caught my cold, have you?
*BWATCHOOOOO!*
*sniff*
You poor dear. Can I get you some tea?
Is ‘tea’ short for whiskey?
Would you rather have some tea-quila?
Thank you. Two sugars, please. And milk.
*Hands bondfan another box of tissue & a cup of chicken soup.*
Aww, thanks. But chicken soup makes me-
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
rest , good gent, it’s the road t wellville.
*breaks out the markers to draw on BFF’s face*
*Wakes up wide-eyed*
*Snatches markers*
*Tosses them out window*
There.
*Falls asleep*
Zzzzz
I can always get more!!
But I promise I won’t draw on you.
For now.
*Opens eyes slightly*
Good.
Then what ARE you going to do with those pens?
Hey Avis! I got the cup of cold water and shaving cream right here! What did you want to do with it?
Is this where the sheet-shorting party is meeting?
*evil grin*
Oh, hi guys! We might have to wait awhile longer, he keeps waking up.
BFF, would you like more soup?
pssst.. Avis.. give him turkey… he’ll be out quick as a turtle’s blink.
Hey Avis…didn’t this fail just happen right outside your apartment??
Something VERY like it! I don’t think they tazed anyone last night though. They did have guns out though.
For a second there I thought Dragon was asking Avis if sick fourteen-year-olds fell asleep right outside her apartment.
Nah, it rained last night. That means there were car accidents outside my window. Last night’s just had a bit more hoopla than usual.
I thought it was warm water you dipped their hands in…
Oh dang, you’re right. Lemme go nuke this cup a little.
One eyebrow, a striped head, and one sideburn (on the opposite side). That’s the recipe for shaving cream and a razor when someone is passed out…
Another recipe calls for shaving cream and a feather, and it’s not as evil as the striped-shaved-head one.
Lunchbox, I like the way your mind works!
I can’t help it… too many people have passed out in my general vicinity. Nothing like watching a guy try to explain to the sergeant why he’s missing an eyebrow or half his mustache…
Well folks, there has just been ANOTHER FREAKING ACCIDENT!!!
I wish I was kidding. Yes. It is raining here.
tased officers wont arrest below this level….
Lunchbox: BWUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Avis: Awww… *worried look*
Perhaps I should explain the very large and sharp curve just north
of my place. And the fact that that street is/was part of a Grand Theft Auto
route. When it rains, people forget that they need to slow down.
Friday ought to be interesting. It’s a party night and rain/snow is
expected.
i assume you’ll be letting us know how that goes? i have a bestfriend who lives in rockwall co.
I live in Chicago.
The EMT’s just put someone in an ambulance. Apparently the accident
was worse than I thought.
Ouch. Avis, one of these days, a car is going to go careening off the road, and smash right through your wall. And then we at FailBlog will have to organize a failuneral for you. Not fun.
Unless that car goes WAY airborne, there is no way a car is coming through my walls. I live on the 21st floor. I get a birds-eye-view of almost all the accidents though. There was another one after the cops & guns one last night, but it was too far north and around the curve for me to see it. That and there was another building in the way.
Ok, how do I set up that web-cam aimed at the street? I swear I
just heard not one, but TWO, make that THREE more accidents.
Yes that third one JUST happened while I was typing this. This is getting
ridiculous.
This is getting weird here folks. We’re up to a total of FIVE accidents in TEN minutes. I can only see two of them, the others are too far around that curve.
If you are in Chicago – STAY OFF THE ROAD!!! Stay indoors!!! Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT get in a car and drive tonight.
Really how do I go about setting up that camera? I want to be able to show proof of this stuff.
Shall we go for the clown’s face this time?
Reference to a previous fail win!
I personally think he’ll be lucky to do one.
You ask me, he’d be lucky to do one.
fail.
I concur.
Do you concur?
Doctor?
you escaped the fire?
Well, I actually died while trying to tell the location of the Holy Fail, but since have been brought back to life through the nourishment of homemade baby and shiny cat in sauce.
mmmmmm..dinner
You guys are sick… I like it!
your name sounds like something bondfan discharged into his tissue.
You made me LOL in my sleep.
Zzzzzzzz
*Sinakus!* Gesundheit.
.
(Sorry Sinakus)
Eberyone is catching my cold!
Here, have some of my soup.
*sniff*
Erm…thanks.
*sterilises soup*
Not I, I wash my hands…..all the time, it might be a disorder, am I OCD!?
*brightens up* Free chicken noodle soup? Awesome! *grabs a bowl and devours* Thanks. My meal plan’s running out, so I’m hungry all the time.
You guys are teasing.. I like it!
You guys are teasing… I like it!
Yes, cicili, you are a disorder. Have fun with that.
No, cicilli, you’re CDO. It’s even rarer and more intense.
do i count as eberyone?
WOW! I’M GOBSMACKED! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! STOP THE PRESS!
Got to wonder what the perp thought as this happened.
*joy*
Where you been, BF?
I have been doing what is known to all humans as ’sleeping’.
It is also known in all mammals and birds, and is also seen in many reptiles, amphibians and fish. I’m JUST saying.
THEY don’t know english.
The fish talk to me all the time, you would be surprised how much they know. Make no mistake, the day of reckoning is almost upon us.
*swims away*
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
You are very very welcome.
…Have you met Marvin?
Unfortunately, yes. Been on Prozac ever since.
You poor, poor person.
Chicken soup?
I’ll put on another cauldren…uh, kettle!
I should put on another cauldren…….I mean kettle!
How about a cauldron instead?
another cauldron?
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
*reads the ingredients label* That’s strange. I didn’t know that chicken noodle soup contained eye of newt.
I wonder how many calories in eye of newt and bat wings.
Roughly the same amount as in an owlet’s wing.
That’s the same as puppy dog tails, right?
As long as you didn’t sneeze in it.
Ohhhh, crap. BondFan, go away.
^^SEE, Told you!
You’re hearing THOSE voices? *burbleburble*
Sick ticket!
Only those who speak English, actually.
Who is Gob and why did they hit BondFan?
In early for the fail!
TASE ME BRO
*ZZZZZzzzzt*
*ZZZZZzzzzt* There you go friend, that will be Three dollars. Here is your bill:
JA TAZER
3 DOLLAR TAZE: $5.00
SALES TAX : $0.35
___________________
TOTAL : $5.35
I accidently myself poice, what should I do?
Why not buy a 3 dollar JA TAZE special from me?
Was it a brown-headed poice or a reb-bellied poice?
Blue2th! Where ya been? (Or where was I?)
I’ve been here.
No, that was your doppelganger.
does that foretell the weather?
No, you’re thinking of a poltergeist.
Live Double Doppleganger Poltergeists
Or a Nostradamus o _o
Live Double-Doppleganger poltergeists
The officer was just following up on a couple of leads.
This is more like it!
This is going to turn into a three-ring circuits.
This was the fifth time the officer did this to himself! The four shocks should have been a warning.
Currently sixth place on my all time favorite shock videos. Volting over number seven, pee on electrified fence.
Was that AC/DC playing in the background.
.
(arghh, got in my car this morning to find out that my favorite morning Sirius channel, Buzzsaw, has been replaced by the All AC/DC channel. now I can’t get them out of my head)
Not listening to Howard in the morning? Fail. 24 hour AC/DC channel? Win!
I’ve listened to Howard in the past (pre-sirius) for about 15 min. and I’ve heard just about all that he has to say. He’s a total bore.
.
If I were to listen to talk radio in the morning I would much prefer Alex Bennett on Sirius Left. At least he has something interesting, intelligent, AND funny to say. Which is what I will probably do now, at least until January when “AC/DC 24/7″ goes away.
Yes, then you’ll get all santa and jesus all the time for the holidays. How exciting.
It’s suppose to revert back to the same format (but different name) as
Buzzsaw. Some other channel gets the Xmas musical pablum.
…I actually like holiday music. Especially stuff like Carol of the Bells and God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen. It’s pretty.
And Hark! That angel named Harold is singing.
Sounds like a porn name. Harold Angel.
New Sirius/XM email out today… new channel lineup for both. Some good, mostly crap, 52 looks promising. It replaces Fungus and Sirius 29/buzzsaw, or so they say. 24hr AC/DC radio is bullshite, who the hell can stomach that band for that long???????
Hmm? Oh sorry, I couldn’t hear you, I was playing TNT at max volume.
(Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!)
I bet he shook all night long after that.
Hell’s bell’s, you got that right.
I shoot to thrill.
He’s got big balls no more.
That’s because he gave the dog his bone.
Damn you Mookie!
(don’t know that song, can you hum a few bars?)
Sorry, not a very good hummer…..wait for it.
Very good! *golf clap*
.
*shot of penicillin*
OH….*SNORTGIGGLE!!*
I’d say your joke blows, but it really made me laugh.
*Shakes head*
MARIUS!!!! Think of the CHILDREN!!
Ummm… Dragon, that’s not how it works.
*winks*
What, so you think it’s perfectly okay for Marius to make lewd gestures right here in front of the young-uns???
Or…wait. Unless he meant…
Hehehe.
Innuendo machine back at full capacity!
I go for a cup of coffee come back here only to cough it out of my nose. I’m innocent, honest.
Innocent. Yeah. Uh-huh. Suuuuurrrrrre.
Er… just a minute. *Eats Kit Kat*
Need a minute? Try Twix.
Damn it I knew it was one or the other. 50 – 50 shot fail.
I always found it amusing how the Kit Kat commercials said “Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar” and Twix commercials said “Two for me, none for you.”
“Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar”?! Hahah.
Our kit kat slogan is “have a break, have a kit kat”.
Did he Touch too Much?
Yeah, he did some real dirty deeds.
I bet he had a stiff upper lip after that huh?
Only if he flicked the switch. (gross)
must have been a “Problem Child”
He really shot from the hip.
And he came rolling home.
That’s because hes had a whole lotta Rosie
*Is thunderstruck*
You see, this is what happens when you fish during a lightening storm.
Yes, but have you ever seen what happens when you lightening during a fish storm? Whoa!!! not pretty.
Michael Jackson has been lightening for years.
Yeah, I bet he doesn’t even recognize the Man in the Mirror anymore.
Yes, he can’t tell whether he’s Black or White.
Is he ebony, or ivory?
Now he just looks Bad… or like Billie Jean. Not sure which is worse.
Ah, well. Free fried fish is free fried fish!
Sir, you have caused me to ROFL.
MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI and a CLICK and a CHING and take the money
Gimme the money!
*snicker*
*charleston chew*
*Princeton grin*
*sugar babies*
*Sugar Daddy*
*Cigar Caddy*
Monica Lewinsky?
The Starr Report?
The Colbert Report.
I am America? And so can you?
Yes we can.
Yes we DID!
And there was much rejoicing!
Throughout the land!
Yaaaaaaay!
Oh, is that an offer?
Oh good more coffee out the nose.
You can say THAT again!
Oh good more coffee out the nose.
Error message: “We’re sorry, this video is not longer available”.
META-FAIL!!!
Your browser fails. Are you using IE by any chance?
I’m using IE and it still works.
Mozilla likes it too… Google Chrome is having a hissy fit and Opera just exploded.
I think your unfunny compulsive comment filter is turned off though.
appears to have been corrected. tried with two different browsers, got the same message. now that i’ve seen the video, it’s a bit of a let-down… anti-climactic.
So is Rosie O’Donnell.
ahaha, probably thinking ” no not again, and there’s no one to hold me up this time!!!D=”
IE 7 default codec FAIL (I can’t see the video).
Awesome. I don’t think cops should have tasers anyway, since they abuse them so damn often.
self abuse this time.
he looked fully clothed to me
Large hole in trouser pocket?
touche, or should it just be touch?
*reaches out and touches loliepop*
Your kinda sticky.
*politely hands b2f an apostrophe and an “e”*
Sorry. I have OCD’s.
It must suck, then, to have forgotten to capitalize your name!
Maybe I also have low self-esteem.
You have OCD’s what??
I think that there are creams for that these days.
you have “OCD’s” what exactly?
*hands BTF a tissue*
Yes, because the occasional news story about a tasing out of the tens of thousands of taser armed cops is clearly abuse.
Correlation fail.
News stories about it may be occasional, but the cops abuse people far more often than there is a news report about it. It doesn’t take much to find plenty of videos that did get posted up that are clear abuse of power. The amount of times incidents like that get buried is probably far greater than the ones that make it to the public eye.
Would you all prefer they use a different tool? The taser momentarily disables a subject. The other options are the baton, intended to do major soft and connective tissue damage and break bones, or the firearm, intended to kill or seriously injure and disfigure.
Give me a choice, I’d take the taser any day. By the way, in order to carry the taser, officers must GET tased first.
I’d prefer that cops were held accountable for the abuse they inflict upon people unnecessarily. People tend to be more willing to abuse others if the physical evidence is more minimal, because there is less personal consequence. I’ve witnessed people getting both tased and pepper sprayed while already in handcuffs on the ground. Had they been beaten with a baton, there would have been a stronger case against the cop because of more physical evidence being present.
Well people can still be a “threat” or be “resisting” even if restrained in handcuff’s or lying face down on the ground. And tasers are specifically designed to do minimal to no lasting harm to the suspect. And in regards to your reference about more cases of ‘abuse’ being reported, how about the thousands of reports of officers dying in the line of duty every year because they initiated a routine traffic stop and some low-life had a few warrants or drugs in the car and just didn’t feel like going to jail so he shoots the cop. I say tase em every damn time they don’t respond to one of your requests.
just out of curiosity; what do you propose cops carry?
He clearly wants them to speak softly and carry a big stick.
They do carry big sticks. Also, guns, pepper spray, and depending on the local police department, various other things to harm people with. Maybe they should carry some human decency, but if they did I suspect that they wouldn’t have become cops in the first place.
I wonder if there’s a ‘human decency’ receptacle in thier Batman utility belt.
I was on the Bellingham, Wa. force *with the force-had the force-used the force?* for just under a year, and we had many good, decent cops that you would want to be your kid’s godparents. But then again, there were 4 that no one liked to work with, they were just a liability, and no matter how much complaining the other cops, detectives and citizens did, they would not be let go. I finally left after having to break a deputy’s eye socket just to get him away from me. So, yes, there are good cops, but the bad ones get the attention.
I don’t doubt that a lot of good people become cops. Interesting that you quit rather than put up with messed up people. I don’t know if that happens often or not. I am fairly certain that often people put into a position of authority that is so highly protected often end up becoming corrupt by the position. Just look at the Stanford Prison Experiment. It pretty much sums up the reasons why I think that power should be put in check, not handed more weapons to harm people with.
I’m sure a lot of good people become cops. Problem is, that when you’re working in an environment in which you deal daily with crime and criminals, your values are sure to change. The Stanford Prison Experiments shows that you don’t even have to be dealing with criminals for this change to happen. So while you should have power in check, you also need to know who is checking that power.
That has got to be one of the creepiest experiments ever done. Those people did awful things to each other!
Watch the movie ‘Road to Wellville’ Also, Texas Chainsaw Massacre” (SP)An EDUKASHUN!
Yeah, but the Stanford Prison Experiments were real.
Yeah, they laughed when I left, but two months later I got handed a job as internet security and investigations in Olympia at the capitol, and ’somehow happened upon’ that deputy’s personal files *in Wa, we regularly check up on thier personal doings on work computers-you never know* and all the punching in the world couldn’t have satisfied me like the look on his face when he saw my name on the illegal weapons and questionable pill shipment warrant that showed up at his home, while his girlfriend *one of our married deputies* looked on.
Yes, cops should be like demeur porn stars
You’re from the deep south, aren’t you?
I don’t mind them shagging one another but do we have to see the pictures?
So YOU’RE that guy I pulled over……
Video not available
Fail
i actually laughed out loud, didn’t even have the sound on!
Agreed. I’m married to a cop. I must show this to him.
Sarah Palin?
She would control the senate!
Fake? The anchor is the same dude from “Rapist Search.”
LOL! is the same guy!
That would be quite normal in the UK. We keep our news readers for more than one item.
multitasking. nice.
They last longer when you keep them in the fridge, that way they don’t rot and collect fruit flies.
Win.
Oh, we just toss them after one read. Why refrigerate when you can buy them at Costco in bulk?
Nah, it’s legit. He’s an anchor for the ABC station here in Dallas. And he IS NOT the same guy from “Rapist Search.”
Well then DAYUM! WE FOUND HIM!
“Rapist Search”?? I sure hope that’s not like Star Search!
LMAO!
Dallas police are notorious for using their tasers for just about any offense.
Ah, the sweet, sweet smell of victory….and burning flesh.
Not just overly competitive?
I love how the other cops just go about their business.
… well, the guy does it every other time they get called out on something…
Drunk Fail (revisited)
Cop:
“Hi, I’m officer Twitch, I’ll be administering your FST today. Hold the end of this tape while I go over her and…..*ZAP* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Drunk Guy:
Are you ok?
I’ll go over her later but for now, over *here
nice tie in!
Nice tie!
thanks!
…Why are there green splotches on your tie?
Exorcisms are sooo messy.
And costly.
Yes, they can be a hellish nightmare.
Look at this dry cleaning bill! And the wallpaper is ruined.
Somehow I get the impression that you are just not getting into the spirit of things.
(and so begins another run of bad puns)
Oh, leave him alone, ouija.
Board?
Not a ghost of a chance of that happening.
I demon’d my possession of a bad pun!
These puns are satanic!
Santa?
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Emily rose has its thorn…..yeah it does.
Where’s the bathroom? I need to bless your house.
I’ve got to split; pea wherever you want.
(Proper use of semicolon=serious turn-on.)
Lentil next time, my Admiral! *smooch*
Where ya going, Admiral, an Italian Wedding?
(Linda Blair vomits pea soup in the classic film The Exorcist.)
Semicolons turn you on; I will endeavor to work them in more often.
*tingle!*
I’m with dragon on this one.
*tingles*
Me too. *tingles*
urp!
Drank too much Cola, cicili?
It’s that soup!
But doesn’t the soup make you sleepy as well?
Or maybe it’s just m-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*grabs bowl* “What’s in that soup?” *sniffs* “Whew! That’ll knock you rig…”
Cicili, was that the rest of my homemade baby and shiny cat?
Your right! That soup does kind of smell like chlorofo…
Hah, I love this. Serves the arse right. The guy was already down in cuffs, it was clear that he was gonna tase the lad and was simply dumb enough to hit himself instead. He probably abuses his power and inflicts unnecessary acts of violence on perps like that while groping his own erection.
I think it was his erection that got tased.. maybe got confused on which hand was doing what… lol
“Dont Tase me bro!”
The Taser worked, the cop FAILed!
You will tell me next that these guys carry guns.
Big ones.
Guns that shoot daggers that shoot guns
The ones that shoot themselves get them taken away and replaced with tazers… the ones who shock themselves with tazers get laughed at…
Of course, I remember now. The ones that shoot themselves tutor in gun safety.
“I’m the only one in this room qualified to handle this gun” *BANG*
That’s the one. Followed by “in my left hand I have a hand grenade and in my right hand the pin…”
*Imagine a desert with a platoon of soldiers and the sergant saying “I think I placed the mines someplace around here.”*
Kids. Do NOT try this at home. I am a trained exper… uh oh
Don’t tease me, bro!
You can please me, tho!
Are you pleased by the offering of a smile, a wink and a bottle of scotch?
Always.
Here, I have two bottles of Johnnie Walker black, one of red and two of green.
Video also mirrored here: http://video.aol.com/video-detail/taser-fail/111507499/?icid=VIDLRVENT01
Fried bacon!
I am sure he was telling his fellow officers back at HQ. “na man I meant to do that – ops checking the taser thats all”.
Getting a taser out to use on a perp on the ground, in ‘cuffs already, the cop needs to be replaced. Reprimand!
OMG that’s funny.
Don’t Taze Me Pig!
vai tomá nu cú seus filhos da puta!
Damn skippy, gorete!
What’s that? You can see Russia from your house? That’s fabulous.
But does he see tanks around there?
I love that his fellow officers didn’t even notice!!
I love that the other cop behind him deliberately trips his ass after he got tasered
It looked as though the cop who tripped him was going to give him a good kick but thought better of it.
Accidental discharge, man how embarrassing. I swear this is the first time this has happened.
87rd!
Accidental discharge is embarassing. Especially when you’re wearing white pants.
You think the taser was bad, you should see what he did with his nightstick.
yuk!
yak!
yakkity yak! (don’t talk back)
Bison!
Water buffalo!
Moose!
Bullwinkle!
Isn’t obvious how that happened? The guy being arrested used the force to deflect the taser and make it hit the officer.
oups, “isn’t IT obvious”…
Oops.
Double fail.
This happened around the corner from where I grew up. Nice to know that these are the people that protect my hometown!
Second fail for this news anchor? http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/rapist-search/
Same news anchor fail.
What do you think just because they’re the black they’re the same person?
okay good I’m not the only one who saw that resemblance.
i knew i recognised that one.
taserfail.
If you have a girlfriend that is super hot but drools all the time, would you still be attracted to her after, say, 2 months? Im not just talking about drool in your sleep either, this is like, fully awake, in the middle of a conversation she’s dripping buckets making dark spots on her clothes and the floor.
I think this is probably the wrong place to ask for relationship advice. Unless you want slightly mocking advice, in which case post this on a new fail and higher up.
Isn’t that the same news anchor from the “Rapist Search” incident?
Considering the suspect was already restrained on the ground, that cops deserved to taze himself.
Too bad the whole video is gone now. Taser Fail Fail.
shocking
This makes me quite sad that I live in Dallas. These are the people that are representing us on the news…
It’s better than that DaMN newspaper you’ve got!
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amazing! A fail on FailBlog? Wow, we need to get someone to point these out more often.
youtube fail.
That must have hurt. Ouch!
FIRST!
How do you hold thizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Training failed!
teşekkürler..
Ok, so was the reporter the same guy from a rapist search fail pic, because they look a lot alike.
Does the cop by the car trip the guy who was tazed? It looks like he kicks buzz’s leg and makes him fall
As someone who has been tasered by cops (twice) I can only say:
“HA HA HA”. Dumba$$
THAT’S THE SAME GUY FROM THE RAPIST SEARCH!
Holy crap he’s one link away from internet fame!
that’s the rapist guy fail!! with the setch of him self on the newws!! omgg!
LOL! PWNED! You deserve that you ass-hole, lawl.
Anyone else notice that the one cop tripped the tasered cop? You think that’s protocol for when a cop accidentally tasers himself?
watch closly, the policeman next to the tazered guy kicks the tazered guy and knocks him down.
Taser FAIL
Convict escape WIN
Taser Win
Cop fail. Tazer win.
after the cop falls down he just looks at the cop that tripped him… i bet that cop is the joke of the precinct. they just keep him around for laughs.
I didn’t do anything! Don’t Tase me! Don’t Tase me, bro! Owww! Owww!
lol i feel ashamed, being from dallas, that our police are this stupid …
OWNED
lol *_*