Submitted by Chris K
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Popular FAIL Videos
-
Recent Failures in Communications
Adam on Poorly Dressed: When All Other… brennj4 on FAIL Nation: Space Debris… Muhanoid on Failbook: The Human Hamster Wh… wizardling on Dating Fails: Let the Great Ga… Pleaseshootthedumbpe… on WIN!: IMDB Hack WIN Anonymity is pricele… on Dating Fails: Let the Great Ga… So Confused on Ugliest Tattoos: Played in the… Sam on Parenting Fails: Baby Sleep… LeylandAl on There I Fixed It: If You Thoug… Sam on Parenting Fails: Baby Sleep… 
Cheezburger Company Blog
![\"Quantcast\"/](\"http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-94wNw88f65Rhk.gif?labels=MTVN%20Digital%20Tribes\")
Oh, god, here it comes….
FILE
That’s what she said.
I don’t get it.
How sad for you.
how sad for your mom
Man I tell ya, I just never get tired of those “your mom” comments.
*Logs ZapTap’s comments with the others*
Hmmm, this makes the Bizillinth and 1 of these.
Your-mom joke fail.
Comment on video: Who cares about the price? Who the hell names their kid “Brittane”?
me neather i dont get it
no I think it would be MAIL
money + fail = MAIL
FAIL
You have a swastika icon.
YOU fail
here comes what?
you pick.
foil
money rape
coin molestation
Finkle
FLAIL
Magikarp!
Twinkle?
twinkie
little star
Iambic Pentameter?
Quadraliter
Nice potato
Free verse.
no ones making sense!!
grammar fail: one’s—^
no ones making sense!
i feel like a parrot.
I wan’t aware we were supposed to!
Are you bereft of life? Pushing up daisies? Are your metabolic processes now history? Are you off the twig? Kicked the bucket? Shuffled off your mortal coil? Run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible?
Are you, in fact, and ex-parrot?
RRAWK! Polly want a taser!
*BBDDDZZZZZZZTT!!*
DANG it! I forgot this wasn’t “Taser Fail!”
can i have the fried meat?
Omgees…..
mmmmmm parrot meat!!
how i wonder what you are
The sun !
And I say it’s all right.
♬ Doo doo doooo doooooooooo. ♬
yea the sun is trying to kill me too
3 is the new 5
so, how much is the $5 footlong?
$6, according to one of the fails that never made it off the voting page.
$7!!
if the same rules hold true,
5*(5/3)=25/3
25/3=8 & 1/3
about 8 dollars and 34 cents (considering that you always round up for money)
If three is five, then 5 is 4
One, Two, Five!
Three, Sir!
FURL
HURL!
FRIST!
FIRST!
Frost!
Fist!
Faust.
Joust…this thread seems oddly familiar…
Bend over then, brace yourself.
*Hands Dr Hugh the predator gloves*
Thanks, I couldn’t remember where they were.
Here, bite down on this.
You found an action verb to use with the urinal cakes!
It was an accidenty!
LOL!!! You make a great impression.
I think you would find me particularly toothsome…!
What man wouldn’t be enameled with you?
Aw. Whenever I get a dentin my ego, you are always there to patch it up.
Feist!
Not again…
Is it here yet?
When it comes, it comes unannounced and it feels like the matador’s taunting me with his reddest red cloth and I am the bull.
You just lay these little Incubus traps for me to find, dontcha?
I can’t wait for all the cheezburger jokes.
you are what you eat.
you are what you is
is it in you?
Jesus, if you have to ask…
…you must be pretty loose
Hey, if I had know I was playing in a cathedral I would’ve brought a bigger organ.
Way to pipe up there, Marius!
Wow, he’s really blowing his own horn. Bigger organ, indeed!
Hydraulis conversaton spinet-self out.
You guys think you’re SO clavier.
… “Now clap!”
“I can’t”
“I know. Tight, huh?”
You is what you am.
*Eats spinach*
Here…have some honey instead.
*drops bottle of olive oyl*
Grammar fail
Riding the short bus WIN.
You eat what you are.
I am what I am and thats all that I am!
You are what you weed.
I weed therefore I am
I accidenty my weed
dont tell the police
*eats humans*
I can has kitteh burger?
Can I order this with the free beer for 500 Yen too?
No only with a doucheburger.
I can haz Inflashun?
I can has influenza?
I can has influence?
i can has intocksikashun?
O’Took for a ride.
Sneakers O’Toole.
Take those sneakers off!
I aint taking my sneakers off, I’m still Sneakers O’Toole
Peter O’ Sneakers.
Fingers O’Toole. What a Catalina Caper!
Fingers O’Toole. What a Catalina Caper!
O’ horrendous grammar!
O’ Canada!
You shoulda noticed the price of your $3 burger was $5 before you paid nimrod.. buyer fail, restaraunt win!
Consumerism FTW>
Spelling fail
Marketing win!
Wimpy’s so addicted to hamburgers that he’d gladly pay $5 on Thursday for a $3 cheeseburger today.
Taxation!
I know; I keep looking at that 6% sales tax and salivating over how LOW that is!
I’d say this is a name fail. Someone meant to name their child “britney” but instead got “brittane”.
And here I thought she was supposed to be named Brittania.
Butane.
She rules.
She bangs.
She bops.
She pops…..eww
he blows
for $5?
yes, but she’ll say 3..
If you don’t know, you can’t afford it.
…the waves. And she shall never be a slave!
*waves back* Ooops, sorry, I wasn’t paying full attention.
You got a discount, eh?
3 finger discount?
The shocker?
*Hums* Uh oh, ear worm.
What a novel idea. Variable pricing dependant on the name of the cashier .
I try pay when Rhys Nable or Moe Destfee are working the register.
Or when Dirk Cheep and Rhea Deuced are on shift.
16TH
Fail’th!
2TH!
Fáilte!
Wilkommen!
Bienvenue!
Oh geeze no WONDER it was rung up wrong.
The girl’s name is brittane.
Can’t even spell her own name right.
Tsk tsk.
Prolly had a moron for a mommy.
Who’s Prolly?
Prolly wanna cracker
along came prolly
unsinkable prolly brown
prolly pocket
pocket protector.
sprocket projector
The improllability drive.
No one notices, that perhaps, Brittane, is actually Brittany? I’ve seen some white trash ghetto spellings of names, that are rather phonetic and trying to be different. So maybe it’s really BrittanE, and not pronounced like Britain.?
So can someone explain to me how voting for a pic gets it on the front page? I was assuming that front page pics were simply the most recent accepted submissions to the site.
How does this pic, with only 31 votes, get to the top of the front page, if vote count determines placement on the site?
Another user provided this information to me. Is it accurate?
1) sorted chronologically.
2) sorted chronologically.
3) no.
sort of like fight club, huh?
blog concept fail
In Soviet Russia, placement determines vote count.
Yeah, actually, that’s about right.
In soviet Russia, Meme chooses you.
Every one is allowed to vote, but then the Republican Party comes along and challanges the vote count. They go through the voter rolls and try to disqualify anybody with a name similar to that of a convicted felon. Finally, ICHC gets sick of this nonsense, and just has a cat pick which fails make the main page.
Should be on the dollar menu!
It’s like da’ Emperor wif’ no clothing…only cheezburgers.
If they actaully paid that price, this would not be a fail but a situation of OWNED! Punked by a burger joint…
IcAn HaZ pWnAgE?~!!1!??
LOL, NOM!
*ja fail sets fire to missionpants pants and dances around the roaring heat of the burning 1337* Marshmallows anyone?
*pushes ja fail into the fire*
Oo…toasty!
*while on my death bed* “Mangeoire, come closer. The Holy Fail, it is located *cough* located in the…. the… in the castle of…. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh…..” *thump*
*while on my death bed* “Mangeoire, come closer. The Holy Fail, it is located *cough* located in the…. the… in the castle of…. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh…..” *thump*
Sorry Ja, one more time, I didn’t catch your dying wish the first two times…
What? You never heard of reincarnation?
I was brought back to life in the taser thread. Anyhow, due to a “lag fail”, my Monty Pyothon Holy Grail death reference was ruined by my double posting… *sigh*… And now for something completely different!
I was brought back to life in the taser thread. Anyhow, due to a “lag fail”, my Monty Pyothon Holy Grail death reference was ruined by my double posting… *sigh*… And now for something completely different!
….Or not.
Certainly gives new meaning to the term “Fire Crotch”
Missionpants, do you make a habit of typing with your eyes shut? Or do you have the Albanian keyboard loaded? I would love to know what ‘~!!1!??’ might mean. I suppose NOM means Nobbly Onanism Machine?
Never Over Mexico
Neutered Oxen Mythology
nearly oval manager?
Not On Me.
Never Order McDs
Do you make a habit of being a pugnacious, sophomoric narciccist? or is that just when you’re awake? NOM=eating
And Albanian keyboards don’t get loaded. They ‘do business at the pub’.
~!!1!?? is a farce of someone typing to quickly to pay attention to hitting the correct keys. Dr Hugh? You’re so anal, you must be a proctologist.
Yet your the one with their head up their ass, and think you are laughing every time you fart.
.
FTIOTC: The Dr was expressing a common felt viewpoint that lolspeak belongs back at the cat site.
It seems fail hath some fury.
And Hell hath some fail.
I can’t has cheezburger
Gah! I hate it when that happens!
*swivels head* oh that – let me get that for you *fetches mop and clean pair of underwear*
*snerk*
Dammit, I’m snorting audibly during lectures again.
That’s “snoring”. And what will your students think?
Maybe it just tastes like it’s worth $3?????
I wonder what the dollar burger tastes like…
Like shit I’d say
I’d say Shite-like
Made with only the finest imitation shite…
Is that genuine imitation shite?
Are you familiar with that flavor?
I’d buy that for a dollar!
I would expect paper.
No currency on the receipt, might not be a fail at all.
What a toole!
what, Ho! Tooles?!
Who you callin’ a Ho?? :p
thats funny
well sort of, but please stop doing it in public – you’ll lose your eyesight.
it’s the public that causes that, huh?
no the pubic.
Yeah, don’t rub your eyes on that. Ocular herpes is a leading cause of blindness.
/hairypalm
LOL… My dad said “Son, you better not do that all the time, you will go blind!” I said “Hey dad, I’m over here…”
You make me raf.
Kim Jong Il?
Maybe it was a TYPO and they wanted a #3 Cheeseburger? Or maybe it was a typo and they ordered a 3# cheeseburger, as in 3 pounds?! (Big cheeseburger)
Killjoy.
the $3 fail to be $5?
Tax fail.
agreed.
It’s worse than Taxachusetts!
This isn’t a fail. On the other side of the receipt it says “66% gratuity included for parties of 1 or more.”
Party for 1?
*masterbates*
Going fishing again?
Yeah, but all I seem to catch is Dragons. *checks bait*
That’s because you’re using Masterbait. Attracts everything. (btw: it’s mastUrbates)
*sigh*
You really put the ‘u’ in masturbate
Thanks!
No problem. You seem like a decent commenter, so I’d rather not see you made fun of…
$1.98 cause I’m having a party by myself?
Is this the place they got the $5 shake in “Pulp Fiction”? Maybe here it’ll cost $7.
I could imagine that the burger was $3, but adding bacon or fries or some other “deluxification” bumped it up.
Then you would have seen said “deluxifications” on the receipt.
Inflation fail.
No, I think inflation WON in this case.
Free sex … for $10!
FAIL its 500 yen
100
Based on the 6% tax and the O’Tooles name, I’m assuming this is the restaurant in Novi, MI.
I want my $5 $3 cheesburger.
U in Mich? Me 2.
me3
menot!
OOOOR… it cud be teh O’Tools in Royal Oak Michigan
N dam gud $3 cheezburgers for $5:) (n no, I lives in Austin Texas nao, but yoosta liv dere 
)
Packaging extra!
You should have seen what they charged for a five-dollar shake.
This must be Carl’s Jr., where the Six Dollar Burger costs $4 and the $3 cheeseburger costs $5.
What a bunch of O’Toole’s
*mumbles something about commies and thier $3 burger being $5 due to taxing and $5 being the daily pay for minimum wage workers, etcetc*
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
To the O’Toole’s restaurant that
Printed this receipt slip.
The server spelled her own name wrong,
In comparison that did pale.
For the cheeseburger ordered that day
Was a three dolar fail, a three dollar fail.
WIN!
What state is this from? My sales tax is over 8%, I want a 6 % sales tax!
Can i haz $3 cheezburgur?
They don’t put bourbon in it or nothin’?
Maybe he had an extra side of 2 dollar?
No wonder the place is called O’TOOLes!!! lol
Mmmm….burgers…*nom noms*
wtf? only 6% sale tax? heh if only I lived in a country like that…
Maybe it costed THEM 3$ so they’re selling it for five?
not 3$ fail,
2$ win for restaurant!
What? The bun was extra???
Tool indead
dude, the name of the resteraunt should be an fail of epic proportions. O’Tooles? what a tool.
extra rocks
it´s in euros
No. I think its in dollars.
.:GO SWEDEN:.
ALLE E SVECIA! ALLE ET SVECIA! ALLE ALLE ALLE!
SWEDEN PWNS U.S!
URE A FAIL >=D
SWEDEN WILL PWN U!
YEA SWEDEN PWNS
But I want to taste the 3$ cheese burger!!!
It is probely taste!
please god give me one!!!
wat a cheepo diner
a very cheap diner if u ask me
FAIL blog ROCKS
I HATE FACEBOOK HATE IT HATE IT
I HATE U >=D
no i’m just kidding
LOL!!!!! I got the same fail a the pictureXD
I mean as the picture
POo
should not be eaten…
Lmao, I ahve a friend with the last name O’Toole