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Thought they do it quite well wihtout any assistance.
This happens all the time in China! I should have taken more pics when I was there.
It’s about time someone does it!
They got my support, i tells ya.
If you read the fine print at the bottom, the error is repeated on the first line.
And it says “disable children” again in the 3rd line.
What’s your point?
I think his point is, it’s not merely a typo, it’s a language fail. If I may presume to speak for ErickB…
You may. If we are to believe yep yep, this happens all the time in Chine, so we are looking at systematized violations against human rights!
*chines in*
You go, Shadow! It’s your time to chine!
This little Chine of mine, I’m going to let it chine.
SIGN ME UP!
Are we allowed to participate in the disabling?
I actually there was no mistake made here. Don’t assume the Chinese are that stupid, they know what they’re doing.
sorry for the Extra I at the beginning.
I I I!
Eye
‘Dunut’….’Dunut’Dunut’Dunut’
Crazy…..oooohhhhh that how it goes.
Millions of people, living as foes!
Maybe, but it’s not too late, to learn how to love and forget how to hate!
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane…
Lifes a bitter shame, Im going off the rails on a crazy train!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are u shure?
SIGN ME UP!
Are we gonna participate in the disabling?
That’s the burn of the week.
Manhattan Project WIN!!!
history/geography fail
I assume they mean Hiroshima? I’ll also assume they’re American.
Whoa!…that’s alot of assumptions…..
I’ll assume you mean presumptions.
he must me american..
hey wait! im american too! i live in argentina, dont forget the rest of the
continent -.-
let’s call them just “yankees”
Yankee? *masturbates*
Spankee? *flagellates*
Hankee? *cleans up*
Thankee!
Crankee? *mistelephonates*
Lanky? *growsterbates*
Swanky – “admire…uh…er…bates?”
Blankie – *snugglerates*
Rankey? *takes a shower*
Stanky? *ho-inates*
Tankie? *Panzerates*
Genki? *Monster Rancherates*
Pankee? *grabs Loz and pairs up*
Howdy ho!
If you live in Argentina, then you shouldn’t have access to computers!
Make a favor to the world, just kill yourself!
There is so much wrong in the comment above I don’t know where to start.
It is so difficult. I suppose you should start with the bigotry then gently work up to the grammar. Any help?
*makes sexual favor for the Dr.*
Would you like that to go?
A prescription for sexual healing?
im sure i know more about computers/technology than you
do you even know argentina? hey look! we have evolved!
viajejet . com/wp-content/viajes/buenos-aires.jpg
you know, last year i was living in a tent and hunting rabbits to
survive..
A lot of “north” americans often forget that they are not the ONLY Americans!
And we’re all ‘Americans, nevertheless.
There are north AND south Americans.
Viva Argentina!
I don’t think this is that true. (Yes, it is true for some people.) However, USA-ers abbreviate their country as America. Would you have us say “I’m a United Stateser” or “I’m United States of American”? Saying “North American” doesn’t eliminate Canadians or Mexicans. We just use the term as our national adjective. Give us a break occasionally, please.
Actually I am a citizen of the United States. I was merely pointing out that Citizens of countries in South America, are still ‘Americans’ too.
Citizens of the US are not the only ones who use the, as you put it,
“abbreviation” American, when referring to their nationality.
Yes, indeed they are. I agree with you that it leads to a lot of confusion and hard feelings. However, there is no other adjective for people of the USA. It’s like arguing that South Africans can’t call themselves South Africans because there are a lot of other countries in the south of Africa. It’s just the adjective they use, plain and simple.
I love how this argument comes up every month or so.
Oh wait…no I don’t. It’s like watching reruns of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
Gomer Pyle got better ratings than Star Trek did, and yet you never see Gomer Pyle conventions these days.
that is true, you make a good point!
Oh well, guess we’ll all just have to get over it! :p
Gracias Lindsay ! =)
And then there is North Holland and South Holland.
Now that’s an geography fail.
“an geography” is also a fail.
sorry, but it’s true.
You’d think that an American would be a little bit more knowledgeable of who we’ve nuked. That’s something that should be kept track of.
I like to keep a spreadsheet for that.
Pah, I keep all my bombings in a plain text file that I edit with vi
Actually, although the US does have a large population of dumbasses, it’s more likely that they’re NOT American. Unless they’re younger than high school age. Believe me, Hiroshima and Nagasaki are pounded into our heads quite enough, along with Vietnam and the current failing war. Some of us ARE aware of our own stupidity.
Anyone know what the Chinese writing says?
Lots of people do.
the chinese do.
those in the know know.
There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don’t know we don’t know.
I admire your industry and intelligencia.
but I don’t know.
What about unknown knowns?
Gnomes?
Hey! Where’d my underpants go?
I know.
So please tell us.
I know that you know, but did you know that I know that you know?
It says “Learn to read”
That is very unfortunate
Hey, do you now where I could find some….ummm…..company? Oh wait, let me click this link and see what happens…..
It’s amazing what people do for internet traffic.
Well don’t keep us in suspense! What happened?
We’ll find out tomorrow morning at the STD clinic.
STD FTW?
my monitor looks alittle red and puffy now.
Mine looks milky.
Something shot out of my recton
WTF is a recton? annnnnnnd why don’t I have one?
It’s the child of a rectangle and a polyhedron. Hee – hee – his poop must shaped funny!
boobs…boobs everywhere.
Glad to be of service.
BEWBS!
thanks
Except that Gaby. She’s obviously frigid. Don’t waste your pounds sterling on her.
Id pound her sterling.
*listens intently*
Then what would you do?
Ask her if she had noticed anything going on?
I’d moula her dolla.
it’s good to know.
Chickedy China, the Chinese chicken…….
You have a drumstick…
and your brain stops tickin!
Watchin’ X-Files with no lights on…
And your brain stops ticking…
Brains are supposed to TICK?
Brains are supposed to TICK?
No. They are Not supposed to “tick tick”, but they Are supposed to “tick tack”
toe?
Suck my toe?
Does yours not?
Hey, didn’t I see her in the Olympics?
that’s cause she is too old.
goddamit, misread post….crapola.
So she’s too old for you, huh?
Walked RIGHT into that one didn’t I.
Did you write the ad?
Your trying to trick me aren’t you? What’s your angle, WHO DO YOU WORK FOR……TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Juses.
May I please have some juice.
Alright, Blue2thFairy, I admit it. I work for the FBI, and we have kept your computer and your house under 24 hour surveillance-
Oh, you’re talking to ronber!
I’m hiding in your bushes.
And I’m holding a sniper rifle. Need I say more?
My blackberry bushes? They so thorny, they poke you long time!
WIN.
They poke, he pays!
Fail? This is a total WIN!
This should be on engrishfuny.
But anyway, let’s help those poor valid children by breaking both their legs!
that would make them in valid.
Paralympics win.
great now the Chinese are trying to shine in THOSE olympics as well. I think this means we need to start disabling children all around the world.
I’ll start with you.
*Breaks Ghehorgs Neck*
Wait…what do you mean we’re only supposed to disable them?
yes, and I was the USA’s #1 hope for the decathalon this year in the special olympics… and now…. Im more of a vegetable than the Jolly Green Giant
You must be steamed!
They want to dominate the special olympics? This is an outrage
this is clearly an engrish funny.
failblog fail.
clearly it was a k-flex…..
not cornflex?
or k-pax?
blue2th has to decide
*sigh*
Neither, ‘Finding Nemo’ movie reference fail.
…
It has a tear-dropped cross section. Clearly, a Hedstrom.
(win)
Mine.
I’m not sure if this comment is mine.
Mine?
*explodes*
*sweeps up bondfans remains *
*Hides same*
*makes a potion to remake bondfan*
I feel like Baron von Frankenstien.
Frankenstein*
I’ll let him know. He may come to see you later.
thats Frank-en-Steen
And this is my bust-in-your-eyes.
Smoke gets in your eyes?
Not with Esso Blue!
Bom, Bom, Bom, Bom, Esso Blue!
Old adverts FTW!
It’s (nearly) 10 o’clock, and time for the BondFan on your TV set to explode.
Hey Blue2th! Are you having an identity crisis?
Crap… so am I.
Typical Wednesday for me.
But it’s Tuesday.
Need I say more?
No, but you probably will anyway.
Tee hee!! Good one, POB!
good one.
*picks up comment and stuffs in pocket*
I’m saying that one for later.
*saving
figures.
No need for help at all.
free tibet!
I’ll take it!
ok but you get what you pay for…
That’s right…All the tea!
It seems like a good deal at first, but the maintinence on a place like Tibet is outlandish.
Not unless you kick everyone out of Tibet and live on your own.
Finally someone thought we should disable children in China! Shouldn’t be too hard. All asians act like they’re disabled already.
a race joke. wow.
Awwwwwwwww, someones got a case of the stupids today. I thought trolls only come out at night?
Nah, that’s hookers
Ahhhhh, I often confuse them, one hangs out on street corners trying to attract lonely men for sex, the other is a hooker.
Hookers also may prostitute you when trespassing. Trolls don’t do that.
Multiple levels of YIKES!
I thought the trolls WERE the lonely men looking for sex. Or attention.
Some trolls are just boys looking for their first experience! If you remember the one who fancied you…
You’ll always remember your first girl. . .St. Pauli Girl.
So I’m free to trespass at will in the daytime?
Are you a hooker?
he must be.
Then I suppose he can walk during the daytime. Trespass? Not too sure about that.
Unless he want’s to be prostituted…wait…
The filthy fecker!
The filthy pecker.
The pithy flounderer.
*Shits on nest*
They may not comment, but they sure will stink.
Do you claim that Asians pretend like they do not have limbs even though they have them? wow.
Ahem…
Asian in the room.
Why do you feel the need to keep pointing that out?
We get it, you’re Asian…
OH!
I duly apologise. Like Blue2th, I misread the comment. I sincerely apologize.
Please don’t think I’m bigoted, Loz.
I don’t, but you do seem a bit overly defensive.
thats because he must know kung-fu
*is ashamed of self*
Let me make one thing clear:
Kung-fu is mainly known by CHINESE people. Karate, Judo etc. is known by JAPANESE people.
And Loz, I’ll try not to put my foot in it anymore.
Doesn’t matter, either one could kick my ass.
HA HA! thats funny,
they probably trying to get a solution for the popularity issue in their country.
Yes, no one wants to be popular.
Yes, no one else understands your comment as well.
If you didn’t understand my comment then, like my good friend I am Bored, you don’t understand the difference between population and popularity. I hope neither of you is ever employed as a sociologist.
is sociologist a profession? I guess a professor of sociology would be, but just a plain ol’ sociologist? Id like that job though.
They actually made the same mistake twice. Check out the first line of the fine print
So that girl’s going to be disabled by the two guys behind her right? Imminent fail?
is she Tibetan?
100
*sets off fireworks*
*Leads brass band*
alot of activity for someone who exploded
Did you not remake me?
*Keeps setting off fireworks*
*The Queen makes a speech*
*Barack Obama makes guest appearance*
BFF, you should make amends with you, if only for better health. But if you really want to live, why not try and make yourself?
(If you let them make you, they’ll make you paper-mache; at a distance you’re strong, until the wind comes, then you’ll crumble and blow away.)
*pounce*
Ummm… ummm… you stay here, and fight it off as best you can, I’ll go run for help!
Yes, I’ll handle her easily. It is, after all, my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
I’m feeling frisky.
Me too… even though I just had some wild crazy sex…
Well I’m one wild and crazy guy, so…
Sorry to have to let you down, but I really am shattered…
sorr…zzzzzZZZZZZ
*picks Loz up*
*carries Loz to bed*
*tucks Loz in*
Based on the preview, I look forward to the coming attractions!
Everyday, kids everywhere are walking around. WALKING. And you can help stop that. For just five cents a day, you can help the Chinese government cripple children.
Here’s Suzy. She walks around because she can. With your help, we can permanently cripple her through spinal-cord injury.
Please, help us harm children.
I’ll sign up! But only if whore children come first
This is begeinning to sound like some sick episode of “To Catch a Predator”. Have a seat.
Sorry, who are you talking to?
Yeah! Let’s all try and disable as many children in China as we can, before they can disable us! Come on, group effort now, everything counts!
is you are reading this comment you have no life
lmfao
The movie Evitra gave Argentina a FAIL.
What’s with the Nike ad?
Oh. Never mind.
disable? it says the exact same thing in Chinese too…
The Chinese does say “disabled child”, although the picture doesn’t
The Chinese does say “disabled children”, although the picture doesn’t
omg the fist time i saw this i shat myself tee hee hee
wow great information,thank you