Comments on: Drunk Fail

By: Interneta pieslēgums

Interneta pieslēgums — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:07:09 +0000

WASTED!

By: Doom

Doom — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 00:22:32 +0000

There’s no blood in my alcohol system, ossifer!

By: :P

:P — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:13:43 +0000

did he pass out?rofl

By: Jeremiah

Jeremiah — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:46:49 +0000

notice they are making a line for the guy to walk on
the parking lot is full of lines
drunk fail+cop fail combo

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:27:20 +0000

I actually see a bigger fail than what this guy apparently did. Why did the officer proceed to put down tape when he could have used the parking lines for the test? Talk about pure fail, no?

By: Magic Shampoo

Magic Shampoo — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:14:59 +0000

I drunk I wasn’t swear ocifer

By: Jason

Jason — Mon, 25 May 2009 03:30:21 +0000

I am not sure what is the bigger fail…
The drunk guy, or the fact that the police officer was trying to “make a line” in a parking lot…

By: Briggs

Briggs — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:08:17 +0000

I think the real FAIL in this clip is the fact that the cop took the time to grab his duct/masking tape out of the cop car and lay a line. YOU’RE IN A FRICKING PARKING LOT! YOU JUST LAID A TAPE LINE ON TOP OF A PAINTED LINE! IDIOT!

But it was worth it to see the DRUNK FAIL.

By: Just_another_bartender

Just_another_bartender — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:10:20 +0000

Why is the cop putting down a straight line with tape… in a parking lot filled with straight lines???

By: rfoor

rfoor — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:43:31 +0000

whats the occifer, problem

By: Dohohos

Dohohos — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:45:36 +0000

parking lot win in 3 – 2 – 1

By: Kristobaal

Kristobaal — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:59:58 +0000

Yeah, why not use the lines that are already on the ground?

By: Moleculow

Moleculow — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:13:12 +0000

POLICE BRUTALITY!

By: Brandi

Brandi — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:23:04 +0000

double fail there was already a line there it was a parking space

By: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 02:45:12 +0000

this video has been removed fail.

By: kevinmauseth

kevinmauseth — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:08:38 +0000

maybe drunk win if he didn’t have to take the test

By: peter

peter — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:19:21 +0000

police microphone fail

By: Moi

Moi — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 03:40:50 +0000

also- police fail: pleeeeeenty of lines in that parking lot. not need to set up a new one.

By: Jake Lymes

Jake Lymes — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:10:45 +0000

There was already a straight line on the ground. This asshole cop knew how trashed the guy was and what happens when blood rushes to the head like that. This cop probably also rapes his wife and beats his kids or vise versa

By: Duh!

Duh! — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:51:20 +0000

i think there should be a line fail because the cop is putting down a tape line even though there are parking lines painted right on the pavement. Duh! Should’ve checked to see if the cop was drunk.

By: Duh!

Duh! — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:50:22 +0000

i think there should be a line fail because th ecop is putting down a tape line even though there are parking lines painted right on the pavement. Duh! Should’ve checked to see if the cop was drunk.

By: quwandong

quwandong — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:46:19 +0000

Umm has everyone over looked the fact that there were many perfectly straight white lines already on the ground ? yet the cop still makes his own line wtf ??? (note i couldn’t be bothered reading all comments so this issue may have already been discussed. just throwing it out there)

By: hakeber

hakeber — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 02:17:48 +0000

Double fail–the falling thing obviously, but also. . .

why in the world would the police guy need to make a line out of tape if they were standing in a -parking lot-?

By: mr macaulay

mr macaulay — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 14:00:40 +0000

its probably cold out cause its winter.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:12:56 +0000

I not under the alcofluence if icahol, but thinkle peep I am!

By: Mandi

Mandi — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:53:52 +0000

The pavement smacked him in the face. That sucks.

By: Tryxr4kids

Tryxr4kids — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:49:48 +0000

I’m REALLY impressed the cop ddn’t just burst out laughing. I would have been in hysterics…

By: Tryxr4kids

Tryxr4kids — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:47:48 +0000

I’m REALLY impressed the cop ddn’t just burst out laughing. I would have been in hysterics…

By: ben

ben — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:04:03 +0000

Why does he use a line of tape? he’s in a parking lot with 180 white lines on the floor! Goddamn americans! how stupid can they get?
- the answer- very.

By: Ryan Waxx

Ryan Waxx — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:53:19 +0000

Yeah buddy, I’d like to see YOU touch a spot six inches in front of your toes with your knees touching each other as you bend over. You’ll faceplant too. Notice the officer didn’t bend over that way.

If the way the guy was bending over was a result of the officer’s instructions then the officer was setting up a fail that had nothing to do with the sobriety of the victim. And the fact that he didn’t need to set up the line at all doesn’t fill me with confidence in his honesty.

By: youfailhere

youfailhere — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:46:57 +0000

“You alright?
…
…
Wake up sleepy head…”

By: AKNursie

AKNursie — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:01:47 +0000

HEY it’s the guy that built the sidewalk!

By: Bob

Bob — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:52:17 +0000

The real fail here, is that the cop was trying to get a straight line, if you look at the ground, there are many straight lines right there.

By: robscott2007

robscott2007 — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:55:47 +0000

What were those strange alien noises in the background?

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:45:33 +0000

“Free nose jobs, courtesy of Jack Daniels!”
I know, that was horrid, but I had to

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:44:42 +0000

Um, that is actually part of the sobriety test. It is fairly obvious that he could have used the lines on the ground, and that if not, he could have put both ends of the tape down himself. They are hoping that the person’s drunkenness will be made transparent by thier ability to follow orders, and if they fall on thier face *as is expected*, the cop can say he didn’t know it was going to happen, he was just following procedure. *as he grins all over himself*

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:42:14 +0000

No, it’s, “My friends and I shared a bottle of liquor. I had the first drink and my portion was on the bottom.’

By: Toaster

Toaster — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:36:27 +0000

Double fail:
Drunk falling on his face
Cop using tape when there’s already straight lines painted on the ground

By: RichYou

RichYou — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:41:17 +0000

I laughed so hard I think I ruined my chance at Flawless victory.

By: WeirdFish

WeirdFish — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:23:27 +0000

Wow. For as far as we had to travel for that joke, I can’t even see my house anymore.

By: livesait

livesait — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:36:10 +0000

good

By: Juicius

Juicius — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:36:09 +0000

I’m not certain that the whole fiasco wasn’t planned by the officer. Probably was told by another officer that next time he comes across a really drunk driver, try this trick.

NHTSA has certified three field sobriety tests (FST): HGN, one-leg stand, and walk-and-turn. This looks like a beginning of a walk-and-turn test, but why bother laying down a line when you already have lines on the pavement? If there was significant grade parallel to the lines, or if the pavement was particularly rough, then you may consider laying a line someplace else, but this officer didn’t move to a new location.

By: Lucas

Lucas — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:24:10 +0000

That surely hurts!

By: Ben Taylor

Ben Taylor — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:22:21 +0000

Wow!!! I think the cop is actually the The fail in the video. He was making a strait line with tape for the guy to walk when there were white lines already on the ground in the parking lot….

By: Mookie

Mookie — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:59:33 +0000

*blushes* Aw, shucks…

By: sweetness

sweetness — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:45:10 +0000

*grumbles* Wish I could watch the vids at work so that I know what the heck u guys are talking about. (

By: Sinakus

Sinakus — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:27:36 +0000

Under Pressure!

By: Sinakus

Sinakus — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:26:46 +0000

There three types of Force sides. The Light side, The Dark side and the Naughty side^^

By: ErickB

ErickB — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:21:23 +0000

Are you serious?

By: ErickB

ErickB — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:20:26 +0000

I’m sure if you think really hard… and read some other comments on here you will figure it out eventually.