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yaya !!!
BondFan, does this count under Fail for first comment, Win for first comment, or other? I’m confused…
This is an other comment. It is neither a fail nor a win. There are some first comments that fall into this grey area.
An example of a fail comment would be FIRST!!!!!!1eleventy-one!!!!
halt….hammerzeit!!!
haha WIN!
最初の
Now this is acceptable.
Först?
först = first (swedish)
It would be if it were proper Japanese and not just some dork with a web translator.
Wtf dude…
Fail…wuz not a hurrycane…Fay was just a torpicl strom.
Fail…only a toetul maroon would do zumting dat stupidz. Maroon iz luky he hit tree and not draged on the assfaultz.
As a general rule, we don’t speak lolcats here. Just a heads up, before heads start to roll.
Oops. Um. my hand slipped!
Oh, darn.
Now what do we do? And more importantly, who is going to wipe all this blood off the walls?
You’re the one who did it!
*slips a little in the blood*
It’s on the floor too, you’re gonna need a bigger mop.
Right-o!
If you could step outside the room…
*Floods room*
Looks like a job for Shamwow!
*Googles*
Oooh! It’s German! Must be very good quality!
hey, we cant do this all day!
Then the infomercials LIE!
*is disillusioned*
Phew… disillusionment… look at that, that is going to smell.
First comment no nested!!11!!11!oneone!1eleven-one!!
\o/
yeah….best thing is, no one in Germany ever heard of Shamwow.
It’s more like “Wow, sham!”….
I have those, they are great!
I have those, they are great!
Obviously you took ‘em up on the two-for-one offer.
One for each of her soggy holes?
My hand does that frequently as well.
*slippery hand slips*
*ignores*
So, Avis, how’s the weather like over there?
Cold, we had something vaguely resembling snow yesterday. How ’bout you? How’s the weather across the pond?
Avis, my trip to Arkansas takes me through the southern part of Illinois. I am considering a side trip to Chicago but not sure how I can explain that to our controller.
You could claim you need to get some kind of supplies? Towns in southern IL are pretty small, and are not terribly likely to have whatever it is you might want to get. If you do get to go through Chicago, I can recommend many bars and/or restaurants to check out.
you should just come to Southern California. Its warm and you can stay with me
Becuase theres nothing safer than meeting strangers off the internet. Its the new extreme sport!
And I hear those hotties from the OC live there for real!
It’s quite chilly over here. A lot of rain, as ususal. Deary me, I got soaked to the skin today!
I like how this conversation is completely random and completely
irrelevant to the video
topic fail?
=P
If you bothered to read where it started you might have noticed that it was off topic on purpose. And, additionally Pppplllbbttt!
Ohh, but you value other stranger’s opinions, correct? This just goes to show that you were just a fat, lonely, unpopular girl in high school and this present day that you get some sort of positive reinforcement and encouragement from people you have never met. Ever heard of having real friends to do that? Considering that, skimming over your blogs because they were utterly mindless and of no substance, all you blogged about was food and “exersize” as you put it, maybe you need to get out of the house a little more instead of waiting with bated breath to see what posts anonymous people reply about. No significant other OR a job? Well, isn’t that so sad? Get off your lazy ass and get a job, you moron, and stop eating so much! That’s why so many people are on welfare, because they feed off the government and think it’s ok to do so. Sorry, but you left your personal life wide open for people to “read.” Not my fault.
Christ! Did you stew about this all night? Seriously, you need to get laid.
*blows me2 into yesterday, permanently*
Byeeee!
Don’t do that…with the way we monkey with the space-time continuum, he could come back.
**FOOOOOOM!!*s Mr. “I Have A Teeny Tiny Dick”
into a negligible pile of ash*
*gets the broom*
What the HELL is with all these trolls lately?
Don’t look at me!
I think we’re not disposing of them quickly enough, so they still have time to reproduce. We need to be on high alert!
I especially appreciate the irony of Me2 sitting there reading Avis’s blog and writing a paragraphs-long post about how she has no life because she comments on posts. And then saying that the entire post is “not my fault”.
That tube rider probably spoke in lolcats for a good few minutes after that impact with the tree …
We don’t? O.O
Lolcats down the hall and to the right just past the complaint department.
plz diandra dont try to type with a german accent online
“yaya!!!” omg thats exactly what i said out loud lol
I said it a little differently. In seden its not yaya. but jaja. and they sound the same. please repeat in order to learn.
I like the fact that at the end he gets up and waves like it didn’t hurt at all, then immediately falls straight over ^_^
This is an epic fail because the guy survived. People that stupid should be taking dirt naps.
epic win untill the end
first
First Fail
first to FAIL !!
yayaya
fail to be first to say “first to Fail!”
Oh no! Not another yaya epidemic!
Run for your- yayayayayayaya!!!
I accidentally yayaya.
Get your Ya-yas out!
But I just got my ya-yas out!
yayayayyaayayayaaaaargh!
*chokes on yayas*
fuck lag
In Soviet Russia, lag fucks you.
The lag didn’t compel your fingers to type “first”, so you fail either way.
is that what you get when you joing the mile high club?
No, its when you ejaculate after you have paid the woman and she has gone home.
No that’s ‘post-mature’ ejaculation – the kind of thing that goes on behind closed doors at your local old peoples’ home.
Dude! There’s a reason the doors are closed.
Methinks Marius has experience being spied on.
He may have accidenty opened the door.
Everyone below me is gay!
Meaning HAPPY, of course!
And homo-
*Dragged away by cicili*
It is true that I am a homo-sapien. But then again, so are you, and most other humans on this planet too.
Only most, though. So you may fall into the ‘other’ category.
Except Republicans.
Specifically Dick Cheney.
Poor spotted Dick, he just wants to go huntin’ with the boys.
I drank some old speckled hen last night, it was much better than the poor spotted Dick.
Ryannon is annoying. Get a life.
That is good advice you just gave yourself. Don’t let us know how it goes.
She’s witty and amusing.
Her “wit” is shitty and unamusing.
Why do you keep referring to others when talking about yourself? Psychiatrists call this “transference”, and therapy is recommended.
Others call it “Schizophrenia”.
Oh, you’re just very clever, Ms. Rent-a-Car. What, are you and Ryannon butchy lovers, is that why you are defending her?
Oooooh I missed all this up here. I’m on my edge to see what he/she says next. *bites nails*
Well, good to see you are not trying too hard, Ryannon.
*puts “Please do not feed the troll” sign up*
For the record, Avis has to do with “bird” . It’s latin.
ROFLMAO
Well, you may want to clarify that, Avis the bird. It is also the name of a popular rental car place. My mistake.
*Cordons off the area and places two armed guards*
*wonders why trolls always jump to “gay” conclusions* Is it because they are always thinking about it?
*ponders why Avis is so ugly and dares to show “her” face*
That’s the best you’ve got? Really? An ugly joke and a question as to my gender? Wow, what wit.
Great! I go get my car from the mechanic and come back to find Avis flirting with my troll
My first troll and she has to take him away.
You want him, you got him! He’s all yours.
Noooooooooooooooo, make it go away!
*pulls out lawn chair, cracks a beer, settles in to watch how puerile troll gets*
I think we have reached the bottom of the troll’s barrel. We have tried the homosexual angle and we have done the appearance. It might have a go at Avis’ spectacles but it may not have noticed.
No! Don’t prompt it!
It must have been to repulsed to even notice the glasses.
In fairness to trolls, they do not perceive beauty (and you are one Avis) as we do, whereas we see scales and premature ejaculations as offensive.
Why thank you, kind sir! In truth, This troll calling me “ugly” does not offend me. To be offended, I would have to value the troll’s opinion. By virtue of his being a troll, his opinion has no value whatsoever.
I think Avis is perdee
Wow! EPIC troll sighting! I’m so sorry I missed all the fun.
Has it been bagged, tagged, and set loose back into the wild yet?
And neutered, yes
I would have attempted a true flaming, but I’m home in bed with the flu. And I am sad to say that the flu is far less fun than The Boy.
Excellent. You guys have all the fun.
*snork*
That was lovely timing.
*sends Avis some chicken soup*
Aw, school makes me miss all the fun troll-bashing.
Damn I was too late reading this to join in the fun.
They must have Veteran’s Day off today at “me’s”
school, The Sherlock Holmes Academy. Wait for it…
.
Because it’s elementary Doctor Watson.
Avis is cute she kinda has that BBW cute which is something i am seriously attracted to.
Ummm….. just so I know, what does BBW mean?
Um…oh gawd, please don’t shoot the messenger, but BBW traditionally is the abbreviation for…um…
Big Beautiful Woman.
*ducks behind the couch*
I would never shoot the messenger. At least not if the messenger is you. But if I am someone’s idea of “big”, they must live around a bunch of anorexic twigs.
I smell troll.
*isn’t too worried*
You should not worry at all, unless you get some troll on the bottom of your shoe they’re akin to parking lot gum. Incidentally please don’t call me sir anymore that was my dad. I’m 44 and still have my illusions of youth.
Is that “illusions”? Or “delusions”?
Please note that I AM kidding.
No, delusion fits better. It’s not the years it’s the mileage.
What makes you think 44 is old anyway? You’re not THAT much older than me.
Ahhh. . . But the mileage I’ve put on is catching up with me.
It does tend to do that doesn’t it?
Age, it’s what happens when we get old. We’ll all get to experience it. If we lve long enough. Or fast enough.
*live I mean.
Thank goodness for that.
*smile*
Don’t mind me Avis I am grumpy and brooding tonight.
Always remember:
Become old early if you wish to stay old long.
Hm. I think I have something that might help.
*hug!*
Happy Birthday Marius!
I am now too tired to be awake any longer. I must get some sleep.
After all, I need to be well rested to take on tomorrows trolls! Though grumpy did seem to work for me earlier today.
G’night all!
The good thing about getting old is learning what good friends are for. *hug back*
*adds a hug to go with Dragon’s*
*Hugs Avis back*
Have some chicken broth and go to bed. (I hear you are sick)
Ohh, but I’m sure you value other stranger’s opinions, right? You thrive on positive reinforcement and encouragement from these people whom you have never met because you were just a lonely, fat, unpopular girl in high school and this present day; therefore, you feel the need to blog about inane subjects such as what you are making for dinner and how you need to lose a tremendous amount of weight. And, oh my, you are without a job or significant other? Oh, how very sad. You and all the other losers who are defending you can say otherwise, but you have left your personal life wide open for strangers to read, well, skim through because it was utterly mindless. Maybe you should get off your fat ass and get some “exersize” as you like to put it and stop getting gratification from these types of sites. Just MHO.
Ohh, but you value other stranger’s opinions, correct? This just goes to show that you were just a fat, lonely, unpopular girl in high school and this present day that you get some sort of positive reinforcement and encouragement from people you have never met. Ever heard of having real friends to do that? Considering that, skimming over your blogs because they were utterly mindless and of no substance, all you blogged about was food and “exersize” as you put it, maybe you need to get out of the house a little more instead of waiting with bated breath to see what posts anonymous people reply about. No significant other OR a job? Well, isn’t that so sad? Get off your lazy ass and get a job, you moron, and stop eating so much! That’s why so many people are on welfare, because they feed off the government and think it’s ok to do so. Sorry, but you left your personal life wide open for people to “read.” Not my fault. Oh, and troll?? Calling someone a troll isn’t immature?
Ohh, but you value other stranger’s opinions, correct? This just goes to show that you were just a fat, lonely, unpopular girl in high school and this present day that you get some sort of positive reinforcement and encouragement from people you have never met. Ever heard of having real friends to do that? Considering that, skimming over your blogs because they were utterly mindless and of no substance, all you blogged about was food and “exersize” as you put it, maybe you need to get out of the house a little more instead of waiting with bated breath to see what posts anonymous people reply about. No significant other OR a job? Well, isn’t that so sad? Get off your lazy ass and get a job, you moron, and stop eating so much! That’s why so many people are on welfare, because they feed off the government and think it’s ok to do so. Sorry, but you left your personal life wide open for people to “read.” Not my fault.
Wow, looks like someone has an abundance of pent-up aggression. What’s the matter? Your mama not hug you enough?
Well, since he’s too stupid to figure out how to post properly, I’m guessing he’s deficient in other areas as well, including kindness, generosity, understanding and anything resembling a sense of human decency.
I am more amused than anything. Especially that Me waited until he was relatively certain that I was not online to post his little diatribe. Brave of him, no?
Most bullies are utter cowards.
Nice of him to prove our points for us though. We didn’t have to lift a finger to prove his idiocy.
only to the thick & dim.
Ohh, Avis, but you value other stranger’s opinions, correct? This just goes to show that you were just a fat, lonely, unpopular girl in high school and this present day that you get some sort of positive reinforcement and encouragement from people you have never met. Ever heard of having real friends to do that? Considering that, skimming over your blogs because they were utterly mindless and of no substance, all you blogged about was food and “exersize” as you put it, maybe you need to get out of the house a little more instead of waiting with bated breath to see what posts anonymous people reply about. No significant other OR a job? Well, isn’t that so sad? Get off your lazy ass and get a job, you moron, and stop eating so much! That’s why so many people are on welfare, because they feed off the government and think it’s ok to do so. Sorry, but you left your personal life wide open for people to “read.” Not my fault.
Once again. Wow, looks like someone has an abundance of pent-up aggression. What’s the matter? Your mama not hug you enough?
Wow scary. Someone check the crawl space under his house…
*ROFL!!*
I’m sorry, but this person’s absolute and total ineptitude has moved from merely annoying to utterly hilarious. He just keeps failing over and over and over…
*clutches sides*
OMG! dum, da-dum dum!
*grabs marshmellows and settles into thread*
oooo popcorn! Can I have some? Oh, and are we all admitting we’re gay?
*hands FTF some popcorn*
*ponders gay question*
I guess “technically” if someone masterbates then that would be considered a form of gayness. If you accept that statement as fact then indeed, I am gay.
LOL, Blue
I’m sorry, was there something in my post that hinted that I like you?
I’m sorry, dingleberry fairy.
LOL. Pure greatness. Here, I will give you a proper introduction to insulting over the web.
You have be sure to insult someone in a way they can understand given the persons age and education. So If I were to insult you for example, I ‘d have to use things like small words and short sentences. Example:
“I realize that you are young and stupid and are just here to kill time before your next jerk-off session with the Victoria Secret magazine. ”
See, I used multiple approaches here: 1. You are young 2. As a young person, you masterbate to whatever you can get you hands on”
That’s it for now!
Or, you could take another tack, such as:
“While we understand that as a 45 year old man still living in his mother’s basement and jerking off to elf girls in WOW you must have some insecurity issues, trying to spar with those of a vastly superior intelligence is NOT the way bolster the old self-esteem!”
See…I took a somewhat different approach than Blue2th, but with the same results!
Very good, very good.
The only things that could have added to the retort would be some reference to dungeons and dragons or some sort of skin condition. Or impotence, that’s funny because it’s someone else.
Dragon ~ While your approach is very amusing and well written, I think it has a weakness: Most trolls won’t understand half of what you wrote.
Of course, this might have been your intention (to create a big *WHOOOSH*ing sound), but I’m not completely sure this will scare the troll back into the woods.
Hee…I go more for abject humiliation than fear. Making trolls realize how dumb they are gets them there just that much faster.
Dragon, this troll is a result of all that nesting you did a few fails ago, isn’t it? See, I told you to be careful!
You’re blaming ME for this one?? Nuh-uh, bub, this one’s Ryannon’s very own little troll-admirer. In fact…
*hands Ryannon a certificate*
She is now a certified member of the “I Have a Hater” club!
Lol, I’m not blaming Me. Me is the troll, it has absolutely no clue what he’s doing. I’m blaming you.
Oh me oh my.
Stand back, folk…(not you, Shadow!)…
Can you make a shadow out of a shadow?
*stands behind the line of firemen*
I soooo, do not want to get burnt by mistake!
*Looks for dustpan and broom*
oh no he di’nt
WAIT WAIT!!!! Where’s my camera… oh here it is… ok… READY!!!
Gah, I missed all this? Damn boxes won’t even have the decency to fill themselves.
Try the “show all” button. It really helps. I didn’t notice it for a while myself.
Try the “show all” button. It really helps. I didn’t notice it for a while myself.
What has poor Dick got? Will the spots get bigger? Is it fatal?
Just tell him to go away. . .and don’t touch the doorknobs.
Then the mother won’t take him back.
Because he has troll smell?
I’m rather fond of spotted dick, especially when it has currants in
and is soaked in Murphey’s or rum.
He may have meant homo milk, I’ll check his cage & ask.
Okay.
*whistles*
yayayayayayayaya!!
Stay back!
*Hands cicili some antidote with a long stick*
ahhhhh………..thankee…..
*slurrrp*
Now, I’m afraid you’ll have to stay in that decontamination zone over there. Have this laptop.
Thanks again, I’m weak with gratitude and antidote.
That’s very good.
*checks radiation levels*
Hmm, not so good
*checks presence of yaya virus*
Oh, good god.
yayaya urp! yayaya urp!
Run! Run for your lives!
*yells with arms flailing in the air*
*fires tranquilizer dart*
OMH IT’S GOOT ME
YAYAYAYAYYAAYAYAYAAAAAAAAARGH!
*cough cough, splutter*
*dies*
*yaya zombie proceeds to devour bondfans brains*
BUTTSECKS
You only wish you could get a piece of this hotness, mister sister! *snaps fingers while tracing a “Z” shape with hand*
Thanks. Now I can’t get that image out of my head. o.O
LOL!
BUTTSECKS!
but
BUTT
BUTTSECKS
Starting now!
Humility, your previous statement has been vowed unnacceptable by the FailParliament. Therefore, it is void.
I’m afraid that ratification of your voiding will have to wait for FailPresident-elect McCain to be sworn in.
Ah. I assume FailVP Palin will have a word on this too?
Caribou Barbie is ‘in charge’ of the senate.
wannabe.
BUTTSECKS!!
FAIL Rules all comedy so…YOU FAIL
She wants to have a word after McCain’s word. But they’ve decided that would be inappropriate. Much like this comment. I fail.
Farting cow!
Beef Queef!
Is that how queef is spelt? I’ve often wondered…
That’s what Google said. Google almost never lies.
hm… I would prefer it to me more onomatopoetic personally…
*to be more onomatopoetic.
wow… I spelled onomatopoetic correctly but not “be”
It’s got such onomatoPOETIC irony
pllllbbbbt?
Same to you, missy!
:p
One question…Why were you looking up “queef” in the first place?
You mean reeeeeeeeefffffff?
I’ve always envisioned it as “cuif”. Sorta seems Gaelic.
LOL. I can assure you it’s not a Gaelic word…
no serious injury = win
Fail, if he wanted that Darwin Award
Hell yes.
FIIRST!!
FAIIL!
Dont’t rub it in!
I wouldnt’t dare!
What is it with standing water that draws the imbeciles? Why do they see water on the road and think “I betcha I could toob down this and it would be a riot?” If I start drinking crappy beer and beating my wife one day I to may understand.
It’s just cheaper to buy new brake discs (or drums) than maintain a boat.
The sad part is that after the Fay waters washed away in my neighborhood, we found dead squirrels, snakes, rabbits and fish on the street. I wouldn’t be playing in the water.
Yeah, it is like that whenever hurricanes or tropical storms cause flooding. That was actually my first thought when I watched it. Probably got some nasty diseases. There is a reason why the stores run out of bottled water when a storm like that is coming. Makes all the well water unsafe to drink.
Or if you’re a teenage male high on testosterone.
Or if you look at things and think “Fun!” instead of thinking “Goddamn city better clean this up and quick.”
You do the best with what you have..
Testosterone, contrary to popular belief, doesn’t turn everyone into an instant dumbass.
That’s true for at least half the population…
*grins*
no, not instantly, some take longer than others.
Betcha never watched Jackass huh.
Sure have!
Eek, I know. After the recent flooding we had in Northwest Indiana, some dumbasses let their kids tube on a very swollen lake near a dam. The dam broke and both kids died. Water + hillbillies = tragedy.
Darwin ftw!
Water + idiots = natural selection.
Hey, it looks fun to me. Suicidally stupid, but fun.
So if I were a stupid or suicidal person, I can definitely see the appeal. I mean, there are worse ways to go.
Another version= parasailing behind a truck. Strap the parachute on, deploy the canopy, and have the line attached to the truck. Get up to 55mph, you’re flying high. Except, when the truck has to turn, and the parasailer comes crashing down onto asphalt at 98mph. It’s the sudden stop at the end that seems problematic, though.
Furst?
Hurricane Fay? More like Hurrrrrricane Fail.
Wow… That takes a special kind of stupid.
This comment makes me feel bad for thinking that it looks like fun.
Hurricane Fayl 08?
That has a ring to it.
How exactly is that a fail? He was fine at the end, just flipped it a bit.
Tubing on the streets = EPIC WIN.
He did collapse, though…
HE HIT A GODDAMN TREE DUMBASS’
p.s. that would of hurt
Last Name Spelling Fail:
The end credits include Mr. “Daly” and Mr. “Daley”… I’m guessing the are related and one of their names is misspelled.
I suppose the next thing you are going to say is that the first President Bush and the second President Bush are related because they spell their last names the same. pftt
relayted
re-laid ted?
Im jealous of Ted
Pffft. Of course they’re not relayted! The first president was called Bush Sr. and the second one was called Bush Jr.
Of course it’s possible that’s a typo and they’re both called Bush Sr. or Bush Jr.
Extreme standing-water auto-street-tubing FTW!
Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious!
A personal best…12th!
More like driver fail!
*is not totally convinced this is a fail* Dude, I would LOVE to do that. Provided there’s water on the streets and not debris, of course. Even hitting the tree didn’t seem that bad.
I agree.. It is not like they were going very fast either… what… 20-30 mph…
My friend’s step-dad pulled us behind his truck going like 40-50 mph on a snow sled… no harm done either.
yeah, the debris, hiding under the water could be seriously bad. I was stuck out in a flash flood once with my car, and bits of the road pavement (pothole filling pieces probably) lifted up and got stuffed under my car, as well as lots of trees and shrub particles. Watch out for that thorny bush! Specifically in the flood I was in, I saw a full grown oak tree float past at an intersection, and we decided to get out and find shelter. Mind you this all took place in the span of 10 minutes (hence flash)
Also, lots of stuff gets into that water that make it dangerous including hazardous chemicals, and nasty parasites.
I’m not saying it doesn’t look fun, I’m just saying way too hazardous.
Shrubbery!
Ni!
Neek!
what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
You are obviously a grown-up.
Remember those dangerous teenage years?
Rofl sucks for that kid!
Notice the two spellings of Daley at the end of the video. Daley and Daly.
Personally I have to think those guys are brothers and they managed to spell one of the last name’s wrong.
Bonus fail?
The same spelling of a name does not confer any relationship. If I change my name to ‘Obama’ can I move into the White House?
That’s not a change we can believe in, my friends.
WIN!
no, but if your < 12 years old, you can change your name to “Jackson” and move into neverland ranch.
losers
This comment reminds me of a person who stands on a stage and addresses high school kids about shamefully revealing clothing without realizing he forgot to put his pants on.
didn’t you see? the tree hit him where it hurts ;O
Where what hurts?
*snickers*
*kitkats*
maybe his mars bar?
Or his *giggle* Hershey’s milk balls?
More like Milk Duds.
His Whoppers took a whopping?
*milky way*
Sugar Daddy?
Whoppers malted balls!
He almost blew his skittles all over the place
LOL!
Fail the Rainbow!(tm)
Damned trees, going around hitting people where it hurts without provocation…
Possibly the tree had a negative reaction to the timber in his voice.
I wood knot have branched to that conclusion.
We have yet to get to the root of the problem here.
I’m afraid most commenters leaf after reading the first 30.
Only the saps.
Yeah…they want the comments to be trunk-ated.
I may be going out on a limb here, but I think we oak it to them.
Not now…I’m too busy dancing around the ma-ple.
Well we need you to stick to the problem as we need to make a decidous.
Just conifer amongst yourselves for a while…I’ll be bark soon.
That’s very sage advice.
I lol’d.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you may be right.
foilage puns=win!
Oral-Me: “Damned trees, going around hitting people where it hurts without provocation”
.
Probably the same tree that got Sonny Bono.
Tyler, Tyler, Tyler of the Suburban Jungle, dumb as he can be!
AAAaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAaaahhhh!
Look out for that tree!
I believe it was ‘watch out for that tree’
*hugs pob*
I thought it looked as tho he hit the tree, the tree was not the aggressor in this instance.
From my point of view, the tree was going towards the tube at 30 MPH.
These are signs of a terrorist conspiracy. The tree attacked in the same manner as that pier that hit the rowing shell…you know how it is, when you see a couple, there are a whole lot more of them you can’t see.
fist!
fist!
FIST!
Alright, if you insist. Bend over. This is going to hurt you more than it will me.
*can’t look*
Roger is getting rodgered?
Pick up a brick end before you start to improve the experience!
Oh no, gasman flashbacks!
You know, right about the point where I heard them say “We have to wait for the car…” I knew this would turn out badly. Not that having it appear on this site was a clue.
Kind of a Physics fail. Or physics succeed, if you like.
Truck with good traction makes right-angle left turn. Innertube with little traction tracks wide swath. Boy hit tree.
At least our prospective rocket scientist wasn’t attached to the rope. Then he coulda hit the tree, whipped around it, and got dragged 40 yards behind the truck over muddy asphalt, too. Or maybe just some of him.
Pilot for failed sitcom, Boy Meets Tree…
Ryannon, ur comments suck. Sick of seeing ur name. *bleeeccch*
It would hurt more if you took the time to type out “your”. Do try harder.
Don’t worry. I had a similar problem with an idiot flamer. Apparently there are people who enjoy picking fights on the Internet because we can’t reach through the tubes and punch them in the ‘nads.
Ooooh, I’ve had a few haters on here…some of them got pretty damned vicious.
Then they got pretty damned banned.
As they say, winning a fight on the internet is like winning a medal in the Special Olympics. In the end, it all means the same.
What a PC punchline. Isn’t it meant to be ‘in the end, you’re still retarded’?
Me thinks thou doth protest too much.
I think Me has a little crush, but being 12 has no idea how to communicate it.
That’s easy! Pull her hair. Works every time.
… and call her names. Well documented chat up technique for 7-12 year old boys.
Don’t forget to wipe a booger on her once in awhile too. That is when you know things are moving to the next level.
Oh, and throw dirt and pebbles at her. Ah the days of my twelve-year-old-ness. They feel like they were but five years ago. Wait, they were. Never mind.
Oh, and steal her homework and make her chase you for it! Yeah, that always worked for me…!
Of course, it’s 2008 now. Schoolboy teasing’s probably got some new tricks. What about “leave a negative comment on her Youtube profile”?
Text her. “Ur a bich lol, zomgroftlmaowtf.”
I lol’d.
ahhhhhhhh, that would explain the fixation on her. It all makes perfect sense now.
HA! He put his arm up right before impact. Gota love human instinct.
(s)He tries to stop it! (s)He tries to stop it!
100
*sets off fireworks*
*Leads marching band*
*100 gun salute*
Aw, man!
I wish I could try that some time.
Really, you should try it with a boat. You don’t have to worry about hitting trees, and you can get going a lot faster. You might get water up your nose when you take a spill, but your life jacket will hold you up while you sneeze it out so you don’t even have to focus on treading water.
For the record, in Texas, you still have to worry about trees in water…stupid man-made lakes.
We have those in IL too. Well, OK, SOUTHERN IL.
I see those where I live now, but where I grew up it wasn’t an issue. I figure you’d just avoid that part of the lake.
You would have to avoid the whole lake……
Damn! That sucks. I thought the lakes here were bad, but clearly it could be worse. *misses all the awesome lakes up north*
Yeah, might as well go tubing on the road.
I want to do that right now.
LAST
latest lastest.
Here arises a debate: Should the proclaiming of ‘last’ be acceptable? Discuss.
I am against it because it just warrants a response thereby negating it’s status as last.
Anyone else?
It’s not quite as annoying as FIRST! though. Firsters merely proclaim their status and thus annoy the rest of us. Lasters must know that they are not and will never truly be last, so it begs the question of “why say it at all?” Possible reasons are 1. to be different from the hordes of FIRST failers, 2. to poke ironic fun at FIRST failers, 3. because they’re just stupid. Firsters just have #3.
Wow…So profound and philosophical…
*Thinks over this one*
reminds me of he laterne rouge at the tour de france.
But if there are hordes of ‘last’ posters, it becomes no longer different or ironic. Perhaps the first last was, but now it’s just redundant.
True, true. Perhaps we should institute BF’s “must also have a comment or be in a non-English language” rule on lasters as well.
here here.
I agree. Any post that is about the placement of the post does not contribute to the fail discussion. This includes First, Last and any variation of those posts (including posts like Fist, Feist, First in foreign languages, or people who just plain write something like “8th. I think the fail is blah blah blah”).
I mean, seriously… There will be a first and last in every Fail. Happening to be the first person to comment does not make you a better/funnier person. It just brings up a long list of insulting replies and who the hell cares.
posting “last” = autofail
Oxyfail?
No, moron will do just fine.
LOL
also a great way to get cholera…
Mmmm. Sure do love me some cholera.
That bastard hurt the poor tree!
No, he just suddenly got environmental, and wanted to hug the tree!
Inertia is a harsh mistress…
“Turn around, bright eyes” or “The arc of time, the stench of sex”?
More like “Burning like fire”. Hence the rabbit. =)
Inertia? I barely new ‘er!
and the moral of the story is never drink
in fact the moral of the story is never have fun
esas cosas nunca pueden salir bien xD
Es la verdad!
Ah, the metamorphic qualities of trees. One good, solid impact at speed with them converts a human being from a species belonging to the animal kingdom to one in the vegetable kingdom.
Unless, as this invertebrate on the tube demonstrates, he’d already signed up to the vegetable kingdom from the start …
I approve of the idea, the premise is solid, the fail is incidental: and I would do it too.
Actually looks pretty fun before bro got smoked.. I see guys snowboarding thusly down the street all the time in the winter!
Yeah i have to admit to being kind of jealous of that guy having so much fun. I mean c’mon that kinda crazy shit is supposed to only be done in South Carolina
Is anyone else old enough to remember the George of the Jungle theme song….”Watch out for that….tree!”
Ok, it’s just me then.
nono, I remember the movie (i was about… 7? or 8?)
*raises hand* I watched that movie too…
As long as there has been automobiles, there has been the classic rule of thumb, “Never assume that the other drivers will do what they are supposed to.” This video just goes to prove this statement.
Speaking of the other drivers, I wonder exactly how many were helplessly distracted by this, and how many thought to themselves, “Why didn’t I think of that?”
but
but
BUTTSECKS
FRIST!!!!
I lol’ed there for a bit.
I love the “You good?” At the end…
Posting Fail. Video no longer available.
Ok, I fail. It just loaded…
These always look so painful but i feel the need to watch!!
I’m sure that water was tasty, too.
Wow. This brings back memories of high school.
Specifically, the funeral for a kid who died in a tubing accident. I still don’t know why they gave him an open-casket viewing when the doctors had to reconstruct a lot of his skull.
Moral of the story? Don’t do what the folks in this video did.
Yes, he’s good… he was dumb BEFORE he hit the tree
This actually looked like fun, until the tree had to jump in front of him!
*mumble mumble* Stupid tree! *mumble*
That looked fun – until the very end.
PSSSHHHH I’d do it anyway
should have at the end of the video either “trained professionals, do not attempt” or “alcohol was involved in the making of this video”
Clever ending credits fail.
Should have ended with him bleeding from the ears and nose.
You know… Fay was a tropical storm… not a hurricane. I know because it flooded us out of our home. Yay. Nice video, though. We previously got run out of our home before that from the tornado in Feb of 2007. Natural disasters seem to follow us… FAIL.
tree win. tuber fail.
That was a WIN untill he hit the tree.
winwinwinwinwinwinwinWINWINwinwinFAILFAILFAIL
for a picture
that still looks like fun I would still do it if I knew the result
Could it be it is the first thing to drift into an empty mind? Of course ‘gay’ is easier to spell than ‘homosexual’
I MEAN LOOK THE SHADOWS ARE ALL WRONG PEOPLE!