Comments on: Dear Abby Fail

By: how to keep my man from cheating

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By: That guy

That guy — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 16:26:26 +0000

I didnt get it pls tell me i dont wanna that my life fails…btw i know the post is one year old^^

By: welchy001

welchy001 — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:23:08 +0000

1ST!!!!!

By: Daliddlkid

Daliddlkid — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:02:08 +0000

I will not wear this dress, it is sashed.

By: bowtome

bowtome — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:57:11 +0000

Shakalakas? Fantastic

By: Doom

Doom — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:09:09 +0000

Please, fondle my buttocks. MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT! (Anyone who doesn’t get these jokes, you FAIL at life.)

By: wolf

wolf — Tue, 26 May 2009 08:30:18 +0000

RETARD

By: Plantation Owner

Plantation Owner — Sun, 10 May 2009 04:16:14 +0000

I will not buy this slave, it is lashed.

By: Kaos

Kaos — Sat, 09 May 2009 16:17:58 +0000

I think SOMEONE needs some sex ed…

By: FAIL

FAIL — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:22:31 +0000

First FAIL!!!

By: rfoor

rfoor — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:56:33 +0000

I love this song, I will thrash

By: Regan

Regan — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:50:41 +0000

Very nice xD Beer is always good.

By: Gaby

Gaby — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:16:13 +0000

my advice would be for her to put down the baby she’s carrying

By: Jstone

Jstone — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:01:58 +0000

I will not buy this fail it is wrong.

By: Homestar

Homestar — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:07:58 +0000

I will not wear this outfit, it’s mismatched.

By: EdgeMaster

EdgeMaster — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:01:48 +0000

How do I make babby? (sic)

Maybe she was drunk and the room was dark?

By: colormekev

colormekev — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:04:58 +0000

She says that HE cheats so much, and yet she doesn’t know if HER baby is his. Sweety, thats not how it works lol. If she doesn’t know if HER baby is HIS, then shes a cheating slut also. It might not be HIS because it might be another guys. Get it? hahah

By: adam

adam — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:37:10 +0000

There is roast beef on my nose.

By: adam

adam — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:35:36 +0000

I will not reply to this incredibly long thread. It is fail’d.

By: rafa-rafa

rafa-rafa — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:21:18 +0000

I won’t pass this VD, it’s been catched.

By: TadShackles

TadShackles — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:43:16 +0000

I will eat these brownies. They are hashed

By: Gg4845

Gg4845 — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:16:43 +0000

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRR

By: MJ

MJ — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 06:19:43 +0000

This is pure stupidity at its best.

By: SkeetSkeet

SkeetSkeet — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:06:54 +0000

First FAIL

By: SkeetSkeet

SkeetSkeet — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:01:08 +0000

Because ghehorg failed at geography and listed America thrice. YOU FAILED TOO

By: BlueGasMask

BlueGasMask — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:53:03 +0000

that means he failed in ->AmericaNorthSouth America<-.

By: Richard

Richard — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:51:00 +0000

I will not buy this stereo, it is muted.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:01:14 +0000

I cannot use this tire, it is gashed

By: John

John — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:56:14 +0000

HA HHHAHHAHHHAHAHAAA HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SOOOO FUNNYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Lol you all xD

Lol you all xD — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:15:44 +0000

I will not eat this lasagne, It’s mashed.
(Nooooo!!! My poor lasagne D=)

By: pconwell

pconwell — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:20:48 +0000

anybody want a peanut?

By: Mario G

Mario G — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:39:28 +0000

WOW………………….just………………………………………………………..WOW

By: DarcowAlways

DarcowAlways — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:11:55 +0000

I will not buy this computer; it is crashed.

By: Anon

Anon — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:29:09 +0000

Faust spelling fail

By: MINI-MITE-11

MINI-MITE-11 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:32:14 +0000

yeh sure hes the cheater anyway i think a blonde submitted that one

By: schmoe

schmoe — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:36:20 +0000

Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.

By: marxx

marxx — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:23:46 +0000

fail

By: Gophergun

Gophergun — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:50:57 +0000

America Fail

By: Joey Cosh

Joey Cosh — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:26:48 +0000

Amen doctor, Amen.

By: bman

bman — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:01:43 +0000

Actually americans (who have no knowledge whatsoever of
geography) ignore the fact that there is a CENTRAL america too.

By: bman

bman — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:59:51 +0000

I think this is not even I fail. It’s just a sarcastic way to express a cheated
woman’s payback.
Right on!!

By: Z33k3

Z33k3 — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:09:15 +0000

I feel bad for the kid.

By: Luisa

Luisa — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:37:36 +0000

Have you seen my sugar cane?

By: Luisa

Luisa — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:33:27 +0000

I will not buy this alcoholic, it is smashed.

By: Jessi

Jessi — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:02:56 +0000

cloral,
what about central America?

By: ozob

ozob — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:33:51 +0000

I will not contribute to this thread, it is crass.

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:22:09 +0000

Don’t forget to learn “where is the bathroom”. After all the “beer please” you will need to know it.

By: Ped_Xing

Ped_Xing — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:06:07 +0000

My welcome mat is full of heels.

By: bobbobskins

bobbobskins — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:44:46 +0000

don’t go to school, become an automaker.

By: bobbobskins

bobbobskins — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:40:51 +0000

I will not buy this tire, it is slashed.