Comments on: Alphabetizing Fail http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:45:16 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Kellie http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-817854 Kellie Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:07:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-817854 And this is why I love failblog.org. Fsacinating post. And this is why I love failblog.org. Fsacinating post.

]]> By: broken_chaos http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-600470 broken_chaos Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:02:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-600470 Baby needs alcohol to get through the work day... Baby needs alcohol to get through the work day…

]]> By: wowaname http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-584897 wowaname Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:53:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-584897 So I herd you liek mudkipz So I herd you liek mudkipz

]]> By: The Failer http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-535276 The Failer Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:52:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-535276 Get Me A another Beer, Mommy Get Me A another Beer, Mommy

]]> By: smooth http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-447083 smooth Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:13:59 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-447083 epic win. epic win.

]]> By: alexandra http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-423212 alexandra Sat, 16 May 2009 04:27:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-423212 ??????????? te quiero conocer? cuentame de ti.... ???????????
te quiero conocer?
cuentame de ti….

]]> By: dukethepcdr http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-407611 dukethepcdr Wed, 06 May 2009 18:12:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-407611 Yeah, it's actually a store stocking win. Yeah, it’s actually a store stocking win.

]]> By: waller-mcgraw http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-301997 waller-mcgraw Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:25:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-301997 Baby doesn't need. Baby wants... Baby doesn’t need. Baby wants…

]]> By: Elle http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-176493 Elle Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:09:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-176493 This isn't actually a fail though. There was a study done that showed that women frequently send their husbands to the store to get diapers and other baby needs and that the men would also pick up their weekend supply of beer when they went, so they put them together to increase sales. Ingenious really. This isn’t actually a fail though.
There was a study done that showed that women frequently send their husbands to the store to get diapers and other baby needs and that the men would also pick up their weekend supply of beer when they went, so they put them together to increase sales.
Ingenious really.

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-174683 Anonymous Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:44:46 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-174683 Baby might need it tho after the beer and wine Baby might need it tho after the beer and wine

]]> By: ishigoto http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-169539 ishigoto Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:12:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-169539 if 'alphabetizing fail' is the first thing you catch here you got a problem XD something a little odd about baby needs directly across the liquor section if ‘alphabetizing fail’ is the first thing you catch here you got a problem XD something a little odd about baby needs directly across the liquor section

]]> By: bman http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-168724 bman Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:50:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-168724 if somebody takes that seriously, it would be a huge parenting fail... if somebody takes that seriously, it would be a huge parenting fail…

]]> By: fail lover http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-166189 fail lover Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:03:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-166189 "Beers" always travel in groups. “Beers” always travel in groups.

]]> By: fail lover http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-166188 fail lover Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:53:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-166188 no doubt. calling it an alphabetizing fail is a fail. it's obviously a sign/juxtaposition fail. no doubt. calling it an alphabetizing fail is a fail. it’s obviously a sign/juxtaposition fail.

]]> By: friendsislulu http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-164696 friendsislulu Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:44:59 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-164696 great catch.. great catch..

]]> By: fluffy the fish http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-164679 fluffy the fish Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:17:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-164679 First we need to build a bigger grocery store, and have bigger mothers send their bigger husbands to get bigger diapers. Then we'll blow it up, and then we'll call it busted. First we need to build a bigger grocery store, and have bigger mothers send their bigger husbands to get bigger diapers. Then we’ll blow it up, and then we’ll call it busted.

]]> By: Thepook http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-164604 Thepook Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:49:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-164604 Drinking problem: Two hands, one mouth? Drinking problem: Two hands, one mouth?

]]> By: Stefano http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-164211 Stefano Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:09:19 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-164211 They star to drink so early these days.. They star to drink so early these days..

]]> By: Hemla http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-164022 Hemla Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:24:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-164022 That would perhapies be inconsistant with the physical measures the comes with being a baby, unless its a huge drill, like for oil, or a firedrill. If the baby can't respond correctly to a firedrill it will burn. burn baby burn will win. That would perhapies be inconsistant with the physical measures the comes with being a baby, unless its a huge drill, like for oil, or a firedrill. If the baby can’t respond correctly to a firedrill it will burn. burn baby burn will win.

]]> By: MK2 http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163956 MK2 Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:23:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163956 dude! that's a WIN!!:D dude! that’s a WIN!!:D

]]> By: Mark http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163746 Mark Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:39:46 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163746 A beer in hand is worth two in the bush. A beer in hand is worth two in the bush.

]]> By: Frank http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163626 Frank Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:57:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163626 "Gimme my Bud, Mommy..." (does nothing) (Yelling) "Gimme my BUUUUUUUUUUUD!!" (does nothing still) (Shrieking) "I WANT MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!" (Baby throws tantrum, and people start to stare. Mother carts him out of store, only to have him cry harder) “Gimme my Bud, Mommy…”

(does nothing)

(Yelling) “Gimme my BUUUUUUUUUUUD!!”

(does nothing still)

(Shrieking) “I WANT MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!”

(Baby throws tantrum, and people start to stare. Mother carts him out of store, only to have him cry harder)

]]> By: QQQ http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163555 QQQ Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:46:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163555 incorrect. incorrect.

]]> By: Huggy Bear http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163494 Huggy Bear Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:00:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163494 the "super"market the “super”market

]]> By: Huggy Bear http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163490 Huggy Bear Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:58:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163490 "beers" - pedophilically “beers” – pedophilically

]]> By: You've Got Fail http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163489 You've Got Fail Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:57:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163489 There's no fail if the conversation at home goes something like this: "Hey baby, I'm goin' to the store, you need anything?" "I'd really like some wine for dinner, and for afterwards, if you know what I mean...could you go get some, honey?" "Baby needs some wine, I'll go get you some. Anything for you baby." There’s no fail if the conversation at home goes something like this:

“Hey baby, I’m goin’ to the store, you need anything?”

“I’d really like some wine for dinner, and for afterwards, if you know what I mean…could you go get some, honey?”

“Baby needs some wine, I’ll go get you some. Anything for you baby.”

]]> By: Huggy Bear http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163484 Huggy Bear Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:51:13 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163484 all ur nerd references are ghey all ur nerd references are ghey

]]> By: Huggy Bear http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163481 Huggy Bear Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:43:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163481 yep, that's a pretty useful foil yep, that’s a pretty useful foil

]]> By: Huggy Bear http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163480 Huggy Bear Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:43:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163480 OMFG I CAN POST AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!eleven!!!! OMFG I CAN POST AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!

]]> By: Huggy Bear http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163479 Huggy Bear Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:42:32 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163479 but a fial of what? but a fial of what?

]]> By: meh http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163463 meh Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:09:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163463 More like subject-verb agreement fail on the part of the baby. "I neeeds 'em mama! I doooo!" More like subject-verb agreement fail on the part of the baby.

“I neeeds ‘em mama! I doooo!”

]]> By: Dozer http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163456 Dozer Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:53:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163456 Touche! goes with the jesus juice and pedobear theme beautitfully Touche! goes with the jesus juice and pedobear theme beautitfully

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163435 Dragonwriter Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:09:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163435 *falls out of nest* *falls out of nest*

]]> By: hejuice87 http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163430 hejuice87 Tue, 11 Nov 2008 03:00:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163430 i love this blog just as much as yall, but: data mining, an application of IT has found that beer sales spike in relation to diaper sales, because: a) a dad wants 2 reward himself 4 buying diapers, so he buys beer b) a dad is freaking out at the fact that his youth has disappeared, so he buys beer 2 drink when the wife sends him out to buy diapers. this photo is actually a correct capitalist situation, where store managers set up alcohol near baby needs... ...this is a true IT phenomena..sorry 2 burst everyones FAIL bubble i love this blog just as much as yall, but:

data mining, an application of IT has found that beer sales spike in relation to diaper sales, because:
a) a dad wants 2 reward himself 4 buying diapers, so he buys beer
b) a dad is freaking out at the fact that his youth has disappeared, so he buys beer 2 drink when the wife sends him out to buy diapers.

this photo is actually a correct capitalist situation, where store managers set up alcohol near baby needs…

…this is a true IT phenomena..sorry 2 burst everyones FAIL bubble

]]> By: Yello http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163402 Yello Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:23:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163402 Correct, although the Viagra ice cream is <i>not included</i> in that promo. Correct, although the Viagra ice cream is not included in that promo.

]]> By: k-k-k-katy http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163397 k-k-k-katy Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:09:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163397 Which market are you shopping at that sells dildos? Which market are you shopping at that sells dildos?

]]> By: k-k-k-katy http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163396 k-k-k-katy Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:07:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163396 "Beers" - ecumenically “Beers” – ecumenically

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163366 thepowerofblue Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:10:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163366 One side: grape juice Other side: grape nehi One side: grape juice
Other side: grape nehi

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163362 thepowerofblue Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:04:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163362 Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163358 thepowerofblue Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:01:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163358 Judging by the fact that you exist, so was your mother. Judging by the fact that you exist, so was your mother.

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163357 thepowerofblue Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:00:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163357 Non-bins won't nest below this level. Non-bins won’t nest below this level.

]]> By: Dozer http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163332 Dozer Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:35:46 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163332 They also forgot the store brand booze in that aisle. Wine is fine but whiskey is faster They also forgot the store brand booze in that aisle. Wine is fine but whiskey is faster

]]> By: Wolfram http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163325 Wolfram Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:26:30 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163325 Grocery Store Next To Trailer Park Win? Grocery Store Next To Trailer Park Win?

]]> By: talldude88 http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163298 talldude88 Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:38:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163298 Personally, I'm pro-fail. Personally, I’m pro-fail.

]]> By: snobahr http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163274 snobahr Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:01:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163274 I buy mead. Or vodka. Hey, my baby's done with breastfeeding! I can have alcohol! I buy mead. Or vodka. Hey, my baby’s done with breastfeeding! I can have alcohol!

]]> By: ghehorg http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163216 ghehorg Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:14:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163216 so were calling this one busted? so were calling this one busted?

]]> By: ghehorg http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163215 ghehorg Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:13:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163215 is the welfare navy anything like the salvation army? is the welfare navy anything like the salvation army?

]]> By: ghehorg http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163213 ghehorg Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:13:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163213 I would have to consult my Pedobear child/alcohol conversion chart, so I will have to get back to you on that. I would have to consult my Pedobear child/alcohol conversion chart, so I will have to get back to you on that.

]]> By: ghehorg http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163211 ghehorg Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:11:30 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163211 drill baby drill. drill baby drill.

]]> By: failbär http://failblog.org/2008/11/10/alphabetizing-fail/#comment-163210 failbär Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:11:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=7902#comment-163210 Längüäge föil. Längüäge föil.

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