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Spelling fail.
He got excited, it’s understandable!
His first first fail… they grow up so fast, don’t they?
He blew his fail early.
premature emailification
He should have some ice cream.
Chocolate or Strawberry?
Viagra, of course.
…only $15 per scoop.
But he must eat it in unlimited time.
this is not a bin
Non-bins won’t nest below this level.
*falls out of nest*
So I herd you liek mudkipz
Correct, although the Viagra ice cream is not included in that promo.
Baby might need it tho after the beer and wine
slef establishing fail.
Spelling fail? or Irony win?
You decide.
Personally, I’m pro-fail.
Judging by the fact that you exist, so was your mother.
epic win.
fail for using epic in a non-epic situation
rule 16 book 3 of the epic law
but a fial of what?
OMFG I CAN POST AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!
Andra!
Det går ju faktiskt inte
Längüäge föil.
yep, that’s a pretty useful foil
So true. And i second that “fial”
I second your reply fial.
I reply to your second fial.
I’m on your hard drive corrupting your fials.
titmonger?
no.
Breast Conjurer
Good one.
yes its him… who else
Elvis maybe?
no… Elvis does not know how to run a pc.
He runs a mac and looks better for loosing all that wiehgt.
I will not agree on your mistype fail…
first: a mac is also a pc. and second: they don’t sell em in memphis
is it a pc if it isn’t personal?
That reply isn’t PC…I’m offended.
PC Plod’s on the case
PC Plod won’t nest below this level.
incorrect.
Baby doesn’t need. Baby wants…
Baby needs beers and wines and cigarettes. What’s the fail?
Redneck win.
I don’t see why this is an alphabetizing fail.
Dictionary fail.
I agree I don’t understand why this is an alphabetizing fail… sign failure maybe but alphabetizing no.
Baby needs a new pair of shoes.
He left them by my couch.
next to your child predator gloves?
Nothing wrong there…
And they better not put her in the corner either.
There’s no fail if the conversation at home goes something like this:
“Hey baby, I’m goin’ to the store, you need anything?”
“I’d really like some wine for dinner, and for afterwards, if you know what I mean…could you go get some, honey?”
“Baby needs some wine, I’ll go get you some. Anything for you baby.”
no doubt. calling it an alphabetizing fail is a fail. it’s obviously a sign/juxtaposition fail.
“All your welfare cheque needs in one isle!”
Not true, cigarettes and pr0n are on next aisle
and crack, meths, and ho-made buiscuits.
They also forgot the store brand booze in that aisle. Wine is fine but whiskey is faster
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Touche! goes with the jesus juice and pedobear theme beautitfully
“all your welfare cheque are belong to us”
all ur nerd references are ghey
Logic FAIL.
They don’t alphabetize in grocery stores.
They put beer and baby supplies together because studies show that if a wife sends her husband out to buy baby supplies and he sees beer, is highly likely to buy it.
they go hand in hand really. Too much of one will get you the other.
if beer hand hands…
*had hands
A beer in both hands is a balanced diet.
A beer in hand is worth two in the bush.
Drinking problem: Two hands, one mouth?
Too many baby supplies will get you beer? How do you figure that?
So what happens if the wife herself goes out to buy baby stuff?
The husband whines that he needs beer. Never been married, huh?
Wim!
I buy mead. Or vodka. Hey, my baby’s done with breastfeeding! I can have alcohol!
Mmm GRA…
…PES
….LEZ
MMATPPHYLLUM
LOMATOPHYLLUM
LOBLOLLY
*Thomas “Blind Tom” Wiggins*
Don’t talk about my husband that way!!!
I guess if a baby did need a beer it would probably whine.
When my baby whines I beer.
Baby needs on one side of the isle, Parent needs on the other….
Baby gets what baby needs!
Well, you can’t feed them a diet of booze for nine minths in utero and then just cut them off when they’re born. That’s irresponsible.
9 minths? are you serious or just a premature delivery?
I am in dead earnest.
I loved you in that one, but “Earnest goes to jail” was my personal favorite.
I like eastern.
“The Importance of Being Dead Earnest in Jail* was my favorite!
“You must not laugh at me, darling, but it has always been a girlish dream of mine to love a man named Earnest.”
Oh, Blue2th…you and your girlish dreams!
“Come on, Dragonwriter, we have already missed five, if not six trains! To miss any more might expose us to comments on the failblog. “
Blue2th in earnest you are wilde.
He might get an Oscar for that performance.
The Radar O’Reilly filing system.
Give that baby some jesus juice!
bloody tears of the holy grail?
You mean juses juice.
Slightly salty!
One side: grape juice
Other side: grape nehi
Some numbers of years ago, one of the major retailers did a data mining study on buying habits. They found that wives commonly sent their husbands out for diapers and while they were at the store they would also commonly buy beer. They moved the diapers next to the beer or vice versa (can’t recall) and saw sales increases.
hence milk is the other side of the store from the bread to make you trail your sorry supermark going arse back and forth past all the chocolate and profolactics.
mmmmmmmm chocolate prophylactics.
Is that why they dip bananas in chocolate?
no but it’s where dairy queen franchizes bananasplit
aah… lickety split
Are profolactics dairy products for professors?
Pedobear approves
Certified “U” for Paedophillic Ursidae
funny, but i wouldn’t call it an alphabetizing fail…
Petty whining FAIL.
No,
Petty whining SUCCEED…
This could start a proper english conversation about “beer” vs “beers” and which is right over which sounds right.
you sound wrong.
“Beers” – obviously
“Beers” – orally
“Beers” – morally
“Beers” – ethically
“Beers” – existentially
“Beers”- politically
undeniably and reliably “Beers”
“Beers” – ecumenically
“beers” – pedophilically
“Beers” always travel in groups.
Yeah baby!
Burn baby burn.
drill baby drill.
That would perhapies be inconsistant with the physical measures the comes with being a baby, unless its a huge drill, like for oil, or a firedrill. If the baby can’t respond correctly to a firedrill it will burn. burn baby burn will win.
I guess this is for the parents with the colicky baby.
no one puts baby in a corner
Finally, ALL of baby’s needs in one aisle. No need to go to another aisle for baby’s first beer.
Right. How else you gonna get them to sleep at night?
I find about a quarter of a cup of brandy in the night time warm milk works wonders.
That’s a lot of brandy! I don’t think I could drink that much without passing out.
Or being sick (I HATE brandy).
A pint mug, I agree, would be too much but a cup suitable for the size of child…
I was thinking cup as in the cup used in measuring stuff for cooking. A cup is
……..4 ounces? I forget the conversion. I’m sure someone will be along to correct me soon enough.
A cup is 8 ounces, so this would be 2 ounces. I think that’s about a shot’s worth, so yeah, that would be quite a bit for a baby.
Thank you! I have a conversion chart somewhere, I just didn’t want to get up and find it. I was taught that a shot is one ounce. But maybe the bar I worked in was just cheap.
I would have to consult my Pedobear child/alcohol conversion chart, so I will have to get back to you on that.
That’s what NyQuil is for.
I’m wondering which welfare/Navy town this was taken in
*did I say that out loud?*
Nope, you typed it.
is the welfare navy anything like the salvation army?
Baby needs what baby needs.
I believe it is the act of alphabeting, which is illegal in most states.
Mrs. ja fail: “Dear, will you go to the store and get some diapers?”… ja fail: “HELL YEAH!!! SEE YA!” *VRROOOOooooommm……*
This fail is….. Fail..
That’s no matter of alphabetizing. “They” just found out that mothers ask their husbands to get some diapers when they are tired, and those mens are very likely to buy beer. That’s why those 2 products are close.
(there’s no joke)
so were calling this one busted?
First we need to build a bigger grocery store, and have bigger mothers send their bigger husbands to get bigger diapers. Then we’ll blow it up, and then we’ll call it busted.
Grocery Store Next To Trailer Park Win?
i love this blog just as much as yall, but:
data mining, an application of IT has found that beer sales spike in relation to diaper sales, because:
a) a dad wants 2 reward himself 4 buying diapers, so he buys beer
b) a dad is freaking out at the fact that his youth has disappeared, so he buys beer 2 drink when the wife sends him out to buy diapers.
this photo is actually a correct capitalist situation, where store managers set up alcohol near baby needs…
…this is a true IT phenomena..sorry 2 burst everyones FAIL bubble
More like subject-verb agreement fail on the part of the baby.
“I neeeds ‘em mama! I doooo!”
the “super”market
“Gimme my Bud, Mommy…”
(does nothing)
(Yelling) “Gimme my BUUUUUUUUUUUD!!”
(does nothing still)
(Shrieking) “I WANT MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!”
(Baby throws tantrum, and people start to stare. Mother carts him out of store, only to have him cry harder)
dude! that’s a WIN!!:D
They star to drink so early these days..
great catch..
if somebody takes that seriously, it would be a huge parenting fail…
if ‘alphabetizing fail’ is the first thing you catch here you got a problem XD something a little odd about baby needs directly across the liquor section
This isn’t actually a fail though.
There was a study done that showed that women frequently send their husbands to the store to get diapers and other baby needs and that the men would also pick up their weekend supply of beer when they went, so they put them together to increase sales.
Ingenious really.
Yeah, it’s actually a store stocking win.
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cuentame de ti….
Get Me A another Beer, Mommy
Baby needs alcohol to get through the work day…
And this is why I love failblog.org. Fsacinating post.
Classic! I wonder how many blokes have used that sign as an excuse for buying beers. “sorry dear, there was a sign, did not want to risk upsetting you”.