Comments on: Hands On Fail

By: this is not my name

this is not my name — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 14:30:27 +0000

do,dododo. dodo. dodo, can’t touch this

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:48:55 +0000

flame thrower?

By: Yello

Yello — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:06:59 +0000

When they said I touch too much I knew;
that I’d be walkin home again

By: Non-fiction

Non-fiction — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:01:49 +0000

the solution is to touch”not touch”, exivition without touching it

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 23:47:40 +0000

hit the “show all” link. You might have posted it on page 2 or 3 and you’re only seeing the one on page 1.

By: BWEM

BWEM — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:32:25 +0000

Lol. You shouldn’t hate me for being 15. If I was 11 i might be worried about how ‘exposed’ I am, but 15 is really OK. If I remember correctly, most people who sign sign in American sign language, but the french just spell everything out b/c they don’t know the words.

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:36:39 +0000

it actually posted 3 times? why can’t i see it more than once? hmm…

By: Unbeliever

Unbeliever — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:53:37 +0000

No it was really that way (when I was doing push-ups)

By: ErickB

ErickB — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 10:54:22 +0000

Ah well, no dating then. Hope the 5’10 rule doesn’t apply to shameless flirting, innuendos, double entendres.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 08:06:34 +0000

I know I can’t keep my hands off.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:36:04 +0000

Did he get those pants from the Swiss Army surplus store?

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:59:54 +0000

Awwwww! That’s awesome!

By: ErickB

ErickB — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:43:03 +0000

*chuckle* Well luckily for me I was at work when I started reading it … so wasn’t late just ignored work for a bit.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:16:38 +0000

We still tell that story in my family. I’m just glad my dad isn’t dead.
If your furnace needs repair, make sure you either know EXACTLY what you’re doing or hire someone who does.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:14:38 +0000

We still tell that story in my family. I’m just glad my dad isn’t dead.
If your furnace needs repair, make sure you either know EXACTLY what you’re doing or hire someone who does.

By: coyote

coyote — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:10:05 +0000

Thank you for the link. I’ve been a fan since A Bit of Fry and Laurie.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:29:06 +0000

True story: My sister-in-law, who is an actress on a very popular television show, once did a pilot show with Hugh Laurie that never aired. But, she became good friends with him. Well, a few Christmases ago she gave me a House DVD set as a present. That evening, we were sitting on the couch and she got a text message, so she read it. A few minutes later, she turned to me and said,

“Oh…Hugh Laurie says to say ‘Hi’ and wants to know if you liked the DVDs.”

I’m not a “starstruck” kinda person, but that made me stammer a little!

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:22:54 +0000

I loved “A Bit of Fry and Laurie”. When Laurie became House it took me forever to get used to it.

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:18:33 +0000

Akshually, looks like a brand new meridian shelf was created. I like that look on earth. Now we can walk off the edge of it. Or push someone.

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:14:55 +0000

Lunchbox seems to have a lot going on in those pants of his. The innuendo machine, a conga line, that folded sock… What? Just sayin’!

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:58:56 +0000

It it’s any consolation, it was funny all three times you posted it.

By: pixie

pixie — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:47:15 +0000

Quite a bit older than 15. I promise.

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:43:07 +0000

crap, that was supposed to go under the monty python comments.

posting fail

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:42:18 +0000

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:41:16 +0000

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:39:47 +0000

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

By: Loz

Loz — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:38:25 +0000

Oh, I’m sure I can handle it…
But before we start… how old are you?

By: pixie

pixie — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:31:24 +0000

Go right ahead dear, but be forewarned, my non-existent appendages have minds of their own.

By: Loz

Loz — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:27:54 +0000

May I warm it up…?
*rubs hypothetical hands together*

By: pixie

pixie — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:17:50 +0000

That’s just the cold weather making it shrink. I swear.

By: Loz

Loz — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:11:27 +0000

So, Pixie, how big is your [non-existent] penis?
Yeah, I thought so, MUCH smaller than mine!

By: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:52:14 +0000

Which is more fail- the sign or the fact that the picture of Earth is slightly off?

By: Marius

Marius — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:47:54 +0000

Hisself is red and scaly with a biffurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork

By: pixie

pixie — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:17:21 +0000

And making others feel inadequate is such fun too.

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:12:01 +0000

Oh, there are many more. Several countries have their own sign languages, and just because you understand one doesn’t mean you’ll understand the others. There are plenty of initialized signs and stuff that just doesn’t translate.
And Rogue, I know. I was saying it’s a pity because there’s no way to demonstrate your sign language skills in a text-based forum, like you can with other languages. And make other posters feel inadequate when they can’t understand.

By: Loz

Loz — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:11:39 +0000

You’re welcome Admiral, I’m glad he is so appreciated in America!
I, too, was late for work from reading the article, and I didn’t even finish it!

By: Loz

Loz — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:09:50 +0000

You are very welcome. I love his blog, and his podcast! And this series he has on BBC1 at the moment where he travels across your fine land. Very funny seeing people’s reactions to him, I think most of them think he’s typical of all British men heehee.

By: pixie

pixie — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:05:25 +0000

There’s American Sign Language and British Sign Language.
So far as I know, those are the only two.

By: Loz

Loz — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:03:58 +0000

A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!
*winks at dragon* *nudges dragon*
Sorry, I have bony elbows.

By: Loz

Loz — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:00:43 +0000

Americans have a different sign language to everywhere else?

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:28:12 +0000

I fell madly in love with a guy who’s about 5’6 a few years
back. It was the brain, you know…I cannot resist the brain. He had the bad taste to be already married, though, so I never told him.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:20:42 +0000

He was 5’5 and quite the grower, thank the heavens. But I learned not to date anyone under 5’10. That whole small dog syndrome gets very nerve wracking. No offense to you men of short stature.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:09:45 +0000

Oh, FINE, Ms. Literal! I won’t be Miss Quotes for you anymore!

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:06:06 +0000

HUSBAND??? What is this thing of which you speak????

By: RogueThree

RogueThree — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:02:36 +0000

No learning please. It’s Sunday.

By: RogueThree

RogueThree — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:01:37 +0000

A single joke sPUN into a thread? Just like old times…

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 21:01:18 +0000

Actually, I was making a joke based on a false assumption, constructed specifically for the benefit of said joke so that it would have a teasing flavor while at the same time accessing an inside joke of long ago.

/Humor 101 class for today.

By: RogueThree

RogueThree — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:59:52 +0000

It’s supposed to be off balance… by about 23 degrees. Did you fail science?

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:57:54 +0000

So…your husband…is he a grower, eh? Eh? Eh??

*nudge nudge wink wink*

By: RogueThree

RogueThree — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:57:11 +0000

I’m not saying I still begrudge you for it. You’re making assumptions. You need to stop doing that.