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MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI AND IS FIRST
Acceptable comment. You are not a failure.
i think that comment is a fail as it is repeated so often….. although not as often as ‘first!’
lulz!!!!
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
LOLCANO GOES LOOOOL
LOLCANO GOES LOLOL
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with his brand new invention…
The Viagra gelato I saw in Rome (outside the Trevi Fountain) was blue. One would assume they did it on purpose.
lololollol
and in Chile in South America they put famous people names like ice cream flavours, like local sexy models names or like elvis presley(cream with chocochips and tiramisu) or john lennon(acid strawberry and lemon) or Michael Jackson(white chocolate cream with solid blach chocolate with brinkles.)
THIS SPACE USUALLY RESERVED FOR SECOND COMMENT
To get my comment higher up, I’m posting here.
Looks like tasty ice cream, nice and soft and melty the way I like it. If that’s Italian, I want some Italian ice cream. Unless they call it something else. Then I want whatever it is.
Pedobear’s favorite food for his child victims =)
My favourite Ice cream shop as a icecream called ‘Priapismus’
Its a delicios blend of liquid caramel, crunchy ‘Daim’ and vanilla ice
I hate how they changed Dime bars to Daim bars. What’s with that?
What I would give for a crunchy Daim!
Probably people tried to pay for a Dime with a dime too often ^^
(thats 25 cent. right?)
(I’ve no idea!)
‘Cause there’s nothing like a Daim, nothing in the world.
Bill Clinton’s ice cream.
I think his favorite flavor is Cigar. I hope you’re not 12.
Gelato. And yes, it is as good as it looks.
Its gelato (Italian Ice Cream).
I like your honesty but despise your kind.
I like your honesty but despise your kind.
It’s called gelato, and it’s fantastic.
It is actually real Viagra Ice-Cream. The Photo is just crap. Over the brown Icecream there is a blue one, which tastes like bubblegum or stuff, so it was call Viagra.
There is not a fail at all!!
Because you desperately crave the attention of strangers?
yes it is actually in italy, i made this picture in rome
this is coldstone ice cream and its actually real ice cream made in the shop and it is aaaamazing. you should eat it
it’s called “gelato” in Italy and is rather tasty
It’s a flavour from Mario’s Amato Gelato parlour in Vancouver. It doesn’t really have Viagra in it. Google Amato Gelato Viagra
I’m Bob Dole, and I approve this ice cream.
I’ve heard of adult movies, but adult ice creams?!
And look! Someone is getting a serving of it!
Obviously horny.
I don’t even want to know what’s in the vanilla.
It’s probably better that way.
I wonder if it comes in softserve.
No, but if it doesn’t melt after four hours you should contact your doctor.
I know I’m copying my own post from below, but it seems appropriate.
Do not eat viagra ice cream if you take nitrates for chest pain, or are taking other ED medicines. Side effects may include:
High blood pressure, High cholesterol, Heart disease, Diabetes, Prostate problems, or Depression. Please consult your nutritionist before use.
Who wants to eat ice cream that /gives/ them depression?
People with bipolar disorder?
Hmm… I would have thought Viagra and Depression were mutually exclusive.
Viagra Ice Cream – “Guaranteed to Perk you Up”
I’ll show myself out…
Also: brain freeze.
No no, its better that way, you wouldn’t like to have it on the store, so if it doesn’t melt before getting home it’s a win
*runs comment through an English translator*
N-f has their way with words.
I am just uncertain as to which way with them they are having, short of ‘inappropriate relationship’ way.
lol
You win one internet!
Only initially.
Oh, but you do know…
Well it is made by Udder Delight Ice Cream House after all.
Oyster?
I’m thinking clam.
This is getting fishy.
It’s fuzzy peach, of course.
More like bearded clam, if you like coconut that is.
I’d prefer a nice juicy peach, sweat juices running down my chin.
I prefer a nice juicy pear.
or a nice firm apple
Or desperate.
if they are horny why bother with viagra…..
that would be me.
PS. in a town where i live there is a snackbar where they make sauce whit cum (now the place has been shut down)
Yes, it’s all part of Playboy’s new line of ice cream products. Other flavors include Rocking Road, Cream Pie, and Popped Cherry.
You left out Heavenly Gash.
Pink Taco
Don’t forget the Mexican flavor, Fajina.
This is turning me on….
I’ll have some Penistachio.
Beef flavored ice cream?
Watery Melons.
Fudge nipple.
Coconuts.
Big Banana
Cockolate fudge
Banana Split.
Cinnamon Buns
Cookies and cream.
Moose Knuckle Tracks
Rock-hard Road.
Milkshake.
One last before I return to packing
Patootie Fruity
Booble gum.
Cunton Candy.
Karamel Sutra
Caramel Toe?
(pea) Nut butter.
Apple Pie?
Pea? Not my nuts, baby.
Watermelons?
Chunkey Monkey
Egg Knob
Hubby’s Chubby.
Semenin Roll.
Nookies and cream
French vagnilla
Choclit
Milk and Honey
*smile*
rocky road
Cum & Raisin
Spunky Monkey
why not start a 18+ ice cream store?
Great idea! “Hooter’s Softserve!”
Their slogan can be “We serve it soft and you serve it hard”
Too bad “lickable” is already taken.
Chocolate fondue
Cockies ‘n’ Cream
with bits of nuts upon request…
creamy cuCUMber
LOL. That is brilliant.
ROFL i’m dying as i read this. this just fucking made my night. *bows*
oh those japs and their retarded flavors.
Racist! Right, you’ve crossed the line! I do not tolerate people who insult my country! You sir, will be the centre of my insults for the next few days! You will regret the day you said that word!
Anyway, the language in the fail is Italian.
Allow me to rephrase. Oh those wops and their retarded flavors.
Better. But I am still outraged by mouserz’ use of the ‘j’ word.
Why so sensitive? You must live near some real bigots.
I’m just touchy about racism. With Barack Obama as Pres 44, we should all be more careful not to be racist.
BFF, our prime minister is fat but that’s not stopping me being fattist. Hehe.
Don’t take every joke about Japan so seriously!
this is an ice cream fail…not a japanese fail so please SHH! =)
I don’t think you guys realize that ‘jap’ is a racial slur. Its just as bad as “the ‘N’ word
Not where I’m from.
Obama isn’t going to become the prime minister, you dumbshit
…what?
Don’t mind him…he’s just talked to himself.
…And I apparently just can’t talk at all!!
*siiiigh*
*sings*
everyones a little bit racist sometimes
doesn’t mean we go around committing
hate crimes
look around and you will find
no one’s really color blind
maybe it’s a fact we ought to face
everyone makes judgments
based on race.
*joins in song*
Everyone’s a little bit racist
It’s true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!
*still singing*
ethnic jokes might be uncouth
but you laugh because they’re
based on truth…
iliketurtes and Fluffy win !!
I have been listening to the soundtrack all week
for those of you in the dark…
Thanks for the light.
We shouldn’t be racist but “wop” is okay? As a wop who maintains a sense of humor, I find you moronic. Everyone else may return to mocking my people. You? You go sit in a corner.
Why should anyone be more careful now than at any other time?
OMG! Here come the thought police! Oh, wait…, is it still OK to use the lord’s name in vain? kthxksbai
No, it’s mental piracy. (Just when you thought it was safe to think…)
uhm… stfu…
that said, italian ice cream ftw… but haven’t seen that one yet Oo…
stfu, Moi?
Maybe he was being offensive to Jewish women in the US?
No self-respecting Jewish American Princess would go anywhere near Viagra.
But would a Jewish American Prince?
It would just prolong his agony.
Or prolapse his rectum.
Yowch! Quick, I’ll get the shoehorn.
Jap is not a slur, its short for Japanese, and I said that because I recently read some article about the retarded ice cream flavors in Japan. but since you already RAGEd, oh those silly gooks. go on and get pissy now. oh snap.
also, what iliketurtles said.
Viagra ice cream gives new meaning to “Cold Stone Creamery”.
WIN!
Although maybe you noticed the other flavors are either misspelled or in a different language so unless someone fails at spelling, this is not a Cold Stone, or if they have Cold Stones in other countries, it would be named in a foreign language.
Whatever.
agreed it’s either italian or spannish
Dare I go as far as saying it may not even be ice cream? It may be gelato. Dunh, dunh, dunnnhhhh.
At least someone here knows what s/he’s talking about.
Then it’s italian. I speak spanish, and that’s NOT spanish.
no spammish
No, in Spanish Viagra is Viagra.
In Spanish, Viagra is “Mas Duro”!
Yeah, mas duro is great, but circumcised would be better.
Viva Viagra!! Sorry couldn’t resist
Italian. The “viagra” flavor is actually quite common in italy, it has replaced the “smurf” flavor, enjoy!!!
I know it’s Italian, but according to google’s translator, “viagra” is Croatian for “girls.”
It’s a gelato that tastes like sour lemonade. Kind of makes it less funny once you know
Agreed. *erases memory banks*
Ok, it’s funny again.
*Erases Rhyannon”
spelling fail
eh?
Oh yeah, the H in Ryannon doesn’t exist.
It was erased.
*restores the “h” in Ryannon*
More ‘h’ for Ryannon!
Enabler
Pls erase her, she’s annoying as hell.
is it salty?
way to ruin someone’s joke…
loooooooooooawl
That sounds more like a prolonged moan of agony than anything else.
In other words, the sound made by anyone who has to read Mr. L’s comments?
I wish Ryannon would get erased, she’s annoying as hell. I see her name everywhere, she has no life!
What’s in the sprinkles?
Rainbows.
You can taste ‘em.
We sure couldn’t taste them 20 years ago. It’s a conspiracy!
I just want to know what the hell is in our water that would create a rainbow effect from a sprinkler.
*lulz*
I think it contains dihydrogen monoxide.
Let’s sign a petition banning it.
I thought it was electromagnetic radiation that made rainbows. The Dihydrogen Monoxide is just the catalyst.
You can top it with nuts and hard candy and sugar sticks.
Depending on who eats it, this could be considered a win.
BONER WIN!
well this may not be a fail it may well be Viagra flavoured
Shouldn’t it be blue?
thats what she said
THATS what she said
That is what she said.
Thats what he said.
Hands out a bag of apostrophes, please take one and pass the rest on up … Thats should be that’s…. as in ‘that is’ what he/she/they/it said.
Loz, we need to get this guy on the Grammar Police.
ErickB, you’re on the team!
Congratulations, my friend. It is Failblog’s highest honor. I know, sad, isn’t it?
*smile* I feel honored! But I’m afraid of heights and I really am a lazy typist so I’ll just take a honorary title
No. You HAVE to join. You have been called upon by the Grammar Gods.
Oh, I that that was Loz. But at 3 am they sound alike on the phone.
Lol… according to Hillary, that ain’t the Grammar Gods calling…
(Gogogogogo! Your country needs you to act NOW! Are you experienced enough?)
It’s also the lowest honor.
Being on the Grammar Police, and 500 yen, will get you a free beer.
Except of course for Troll Hunters.
The Grammar Police. They live inside of my head.
That’s what she said he would say
You have successfully managed to arrange letters into a formation that duplicates the vocalizations made by an unspecified female on a prior occasion
WIN!
It is a fail to those sexually starved enough to eat it.
How is that a win to have a viagra flavoured ice cream? o.O
the ensuing viagra-icecream fuelled orgy – the failure is the melting of the icecream from ambient heat.
Are you 80 and dating a 20 year old?
I’d call that a win.
Hope it comes in a KY-cone.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t fail, just someone’s idea of a joke. I remember seeing Viagra flavored ice cream in the south of France.
After two scoops of viagra ice cream I like to take my date to the movies and share a big box of buttered popcorn.
Do you take a seat right at the rear?
whatr type :d
Shame you can’t get a date.
Do you like popcorn?
….Yes
Um…Shadow…you might want to hide the popcorn…
Oh crap.
*hides popcorn*
Great, now I am craving popcorn and I packed all my food already. Thanks a lot.
Are you moving, Ryannon?
Indeed I am. I am leaving the *cough*great*cough* state of New Jersey on Thursday and heading to Arkansas.
Lol. Arkansas? Sorry, Arkansans, but as far as I can tell, ain’t nothin’ in Arkansas but amber waves of grain, and about one million cows.
Where there are cows, cowboys are sure to be found. And not all of them have gay cowboy love for each other.
Wheeeeeeee!
I wish I could quit you…
We’ll always have Broke Back Failblog.
Yes, but Dragon’s friends with most of the ones that do.
“Gee up, honey, and *clicks tongue*, what gorgeous boots! Oh look at that cute fringe material! You simply must tell me where you got those, girlfriend.”
I’ll be friends with just about anybody, really, whether they are cowboys or not.
And that’s why we love you.
*hugs*
Cowboys aint easy to love
and they’re harder to hold.
Mama, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
He ain’t wrong he’ just different
Did someone say popcorn??
Why, that was uncalled for.
Say you’re sorry right now mister, and no TV!
Don’t take trolls seriously. It just feeds them.
And the sign explicitly says “DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!”
Why do we even have that sign, anyway? No one ever pays attention to it.
It’s one of those useless government-mandated signs, like “Do not jump into the tiger’s cage” or “25 miles per hour in school zone. Fines doubled during school hours.”
Prevents lawsuits against failblog for troll bites.
Troll bites, aren’t they from the Paleozoic Era?
Yeah. Some nut job extracted their DNA from mosquitoes trapped in amber and cloned them for internet entertainment. . .Didn’t work out the way they planed.
I had a plank that didn’t work out as I had planed. It was thicker at one end than the other!
What a shim…
*gives the Doc a wedgie*
n*
If I reach in deep enough, do I get your prize?
No, you get herpes.
*snap* Puts on latex glove.
Are you that guy I met at the airport security?
no, he’s the GIRL that you met at airport security. coincidentally, she had a couple scoops of viagra Ice Cream a couple hours earlier.
Woot, I met a girl at airport security!
What does Viagra ice crean do to girls?
cream#
Obviously, it makes them mildly illiterate for a time, causing them to confuse all sorts of letters.
I’m not a girl, so…
…you have no excuse.
WIN. If failblog were ever going to actually do another Burn of the Week, I’d nominate that.
High blood pressure
I don’t know. Bend over and I’ll see if your butt rings a bell.
His mother put his name on the bottom, you can’t miss it
The gift that keeps on giving.
It’s on my Christmas list.
Maybe Christmas will come early for you this year!
ooops someone came early this year … *wipes off the candle holder*
I guess Christmas coming prematurely is better than some things coming prematurely.
(Note to self: never use the phrase “come early” on Failblog…)
Oh, too late, I already came.
(Teehee).
With a hole in the bottom?
Or, maybe, ice cream win!
22nd!
I WANT SOME!
Ha ha. They misspelled vagina.
>_<
@_@
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QQ
Ô_Ô
Ô_o
€_€
x _x
^_-
^_^
▲_▲
♥__♥
$_$
々_々
Þ_Þ will not nest below this level
Thorns? Oh good, I wouldn’t want to prick my finger!
X_X
♪_♪
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マ_マ
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D.D
I lol’d at that one. Vagina flavored ice cream. As long as it doesn’t sag like sleeve of wizard robe.
Or taste like fish.
If that’s a problem, might I recommend a glass of the Ultra Douche to go with it?
Unfortunately, sticking your weiner in there isn’t nearly as pleasant….
Try that ice machine over there…
Just be sure to push it in hard.
*goes along for the ride…wheeeeeee!*
Borat reference BTW
[extreme sarcasm]O RLY??!!![/extreme sarcasm]
jus’ making sure.
Damn, I feel really guilty now.
Whew. For a minute I thought you meant MY vagina.
Mookie vagina reference FTW
THIS IS REAL! i saw it on tv! not a fail…just gross!
If you saw it on TV, indeed it must be real.
Agreed. It is real. it’s not on TV where I saw it. It was legit reporting. Definitely not a fail because it is supposed to say “Viagra.”
A fail in need is a fail indeed
If brainfreeze lasts longer than four hours, contact your doctor.
Do not eat viagra ice cream if you take nitrates for chest pain, or are taking other ED medicines. Side effects may include:
High blood pressure, High cholesterol, Heart disease, Diabetes, Prostate problems, or Depression. Please consult your nutritionist before use.
Methinks BWEM is reading from his own personal bottle…
lol I’ve just seen those commercials enough to get the first two lines, and the symptoms are half Ice Cream, half random that could be viagra.
That would be pretty sad if I was using viagra at age 15…
15!!!!!!
You are FAR too young to engage in this kind of depraved banter! Do your parents know you are participating in this???
Please tell me there is no one else under 20 involved in this discussion!
GROSS.
Yeah, I sort of had a
reaction, too, Mookie…
God, think of the flirting that goes on! I feel like I need a shower!
Well, some folks are taking cold showers over on the towel dispenser thread….
*big grin!*
I hope your friend Admiral is out of high school.
lol. I should think that upstanding members of society like yourselves should be very annoyed at Mookie for suggesting that adults are less mature than kids. Although I must say 15 does not exactly qualify as a kid, especially I your birthday is Feb 29.
Yeah, I’m 60. Does that help?
oops..
*if*
Fifteen TOTALLY qualifies as a kid, and nothing but a kid. So help me Failblog.
You’re 60?! You are FAR too old to be participating in this conversation!
Please tell me there is no one else over the age of 50 in this convo!
GROSS!
Lol. OK, I admit, I be 15. whatever.
Why is everyone so surprised? Isn’t BondFan younger than 15?
OK, fluffy, out with it. What year were you born?
My age falls safely between the range of 28-50.
How about you, Mookie?
My age has been previously disclosed on previous threads. I am officially “old.” But I have the sense of humor, apparently, of a 15-year-old boy. However, I am not comfortable engaging in naughty repartee with them. I want to tuck them in and make sure their homework is done!
Okay, Dragonwriter, disclose year of bi*rth. And none of this ‘range’ shit, please. *smiles attractively*
Oops, superfluous *. Don’t type so well after several vodkas.
Mine has also been exposed on other threads. I’m in my 30’s.
(Neener! :p )
(And dammit…there I go exposing myself again…)
Please, please, kind lady, we don’t mind. In fact, we’d rather you expose youself more, to be honest…
Go to bed!
At 7:38 pm? I think not.
(By the way, spelling fail on my part. Yourself, not youself.)
I figured you were referring to an Arab and forgot to capitalize his name.
That reminds me… Look inside yourself…. (Clarisse). *gratuitous hint*
Shadow, we’re on different coasts…
Oh cool! Let me go read all of failblog! The WHOLE thing!
Please, that’s more than half. Rest in between.
ok, I’ll rephrase:
I think it’s rude to ask someone how old they are, to get an answer from them, but then to refuse to disclose the exact same information about yourself with the excuse that “oh I already this to some people some time in the past”.
Fluffy, you accidenty your tirade!
Sorry. Didn’t mean to accidentally my tirade…
My age falls safely between the range of 18-50.
Hee! Somehow that does not at all surprise me.
My age falls safely somewhere between the range of 1 and dead.
Pfft…I know how old you are, you young whipper-snapper, you.
Do you? How old am I?
5660?
I thought you were 16-17, Shadow. No?
Somewhere around there…
I don’t want to give my exact age… too many pedobears…
-.-
Ayup…that was going to be my answer!
I’m 51. *hangs head and banishes self to sit in rocker*
*yanks coyote out of the rocker*
Don’t you know that 51 is the new 35??
Oh great. Now people will go around saying that coyote is off his rocker.
(People were already saying that, sweets.
)
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
The instant that I hit the Add Comment button I knew that you were going to say that.
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
The instant you hit the Add Comment button and posted that comment I knew you were off your rocker.
*chuckle*
you mean they don’t already?
Heee…
All sense of self preservation seems to have abandoned me.
I hear that happens … when you get older *chuckle* I can still claim 30 something for a few more years
I can still claim 30 something as well.
It’s just that the “something” is 21.
I have almost 2 years to keep hoping that 40 will be the new 30.
*lulz*
What?! hell yes 40 is the new 30! cause 30 is the new 20! or maybe thats just wishful thinking for us 30somethings ..
Emm, does that mean 20 is the new 10? Woohoo! Back to school!
10 is the new newborn! Newborn is the new 9.25 years prior to your conception!
So then, you’re 18?
*ahem* thanks to she who will not be named.
Sarah Palin?
No, that’s she who will not be elected.
Bite your tongue, or I’ll *FOOOM!* it off.
*points straight up and looks around nonchalantly*
Failblog is getting so steamy these days. I need a warm shower… with lots of soap and preferably someone else with me…
As if you didn’t enjoy it… :p
I’d oblige, but then again, you think I’m not through puberty yet.
I’d volunteer, but pob might get angry…
Watch out for the 15-year-olds. You wouldn’t want that shower to involve a felony.
Showering with a 15 year old? I’d be doin’ it wrong!
I guess I’ll just have to wait for pob. *sigh*
Good thing this *points* doesn’t have a shelf life.
*goes to take another cold shower*
*turns on previously installed spy cams*
*watches, amused*
*chuckle* I’ll just consider it free advertising
Looks like you might need a bigger banner
Hey! It was a cold shower
Otherwise you might need a full page layout.
*mutters*
stupid cold from few weeks ago…
well, um, what if I said I’m not actually 15?
Or what if I told you I have an IQ in the 140s?
does that help?
Nope…too late. You get to sit at the kid’s table.
I have no doubt that the kids menu tastes better than the meals on it…
One of the above statements in my last post is true, not counting ‘does that help
I’ll let you decide which one it is.
“you said” ?
“you told”?
lol, oops. Grammar fail.
you got me. Embarrassing. How about this:
Which of the following statements is true?(hint- one of them is.)
-Bwem is not 15.
-Bwem is one of the smartest kids at his school.
And notice how if I am sixty, then the second one is false,
so you can’t get me by saying, oh, he says he goes to school!
he must be 15.
Seriously now, bragging about your IQ on Failblog, I repeat: on FAILBLOG, is totally out of line….
Sentence structure not your forte?
Besides, is 140ish really that impressive?
Ryannon, help me out here. You have a son in Iraq… you must be around my age. Aren’t you a little creeped out that 14- and 15-year old boys are trading filthy innuenos on this blog?
And no, my 9-year-old son’s IQ is over 140, and I certainly wouldn’t want him posting on this site! IQ is fairly consistent over one’s lifespan, so it seems fairly irrelevant regarding whether someone should be exchanging innuendos with adults.
Same goes for “innuenos”. Totally unacceptable.
Frankly, had you asked me a few years ago, I would say yes. However, two things have cured me of that. His current friends are still finding reasons to come “visit” while he is away, all of whom are in the 20-22 year range. And of course, the icing on the cake was the occurrence of missing undergarments every time one of his friends came over when he was in the 14-15 year range. Boys will be boys, I just won’t be one of their toys.
And, in fact, the young ones tend to lose interest in the innuendo threads and go off looking for something else to do after a while. If you look closely, the “real” naughtiness only happens between consenting adults.
Lol, I’m relatively young, I haven’t lost interest quite yet.
I was surprised to find out that Loz was younger than my son. And I mean that in a good way. I expected an additional 5 or 6 years at the least added to her age.
Ryannon, if there were a judge present, I would say, “Objection, non-responsive!” Are you, or are you not, in your 40’s?” *smak*
*adds an extra “c” to that smack*
Shadow, bite me. I can’t type when I’m drunk.
And “smak” means a kiss, whereas “smack” means a hit. I meant kiss.
Not yet but closing in on it. I started younger than I would have liked but I wouldn’t change it.
Damn, sorry Mookie.
(All these drunk women, it’s too much…
)
(psst…Mookie…nice save!)
Now pass the vodka, wouldja?
Sorry, Dragon, ’sall gone. On to the Ripple…
Oh, pppllllbbbbbbt!! :p~~~~
You can drink that all by your onesies. I have a very nice bottle of single-malt Scotch here that will do me just fine, theng-kew.
I guess I can’t ask to share now that you know I’m underage…
I have a game. Let’s pretend we’re in France.
Yeeeeeeeaaah….no.
*moves bottle out of reach*
You still have that bukkit o’ pudding?
Shadow, my son got his first beer at 19. Of course, he was stationed in Heidelberg Germany at the time.
Okay, I’ve reached the end of this thread, let’s see, Half a bottle of Absolute and I’m smoking agian. Keeeereyesssst!!!!!
Oh Ryannon, I’m so flattered that you thought I was older
And yes, an IQ is 140 is very impressive! Mine’s only 130.
Not so much older but wise beyond your years.
I thought you were younger, in a good way!
People assume my son and I are sister and brother. It drives him crazy.
Cold showers are down the hall, first door on your right, and ignore the ice cream, that’s my roommates.
Male, check; 15, check; permanent stiffness, check; Mookie that is perfectly normal.
And you can trust him cause hes a doctor!
Always makes it hard to think.
I don’t know. Is this your gerbil?
wat
Sorry, misplaced comment. Was meant to be up there. *points*
More like misplaced gerbil if you ask me.
Only misplaced if it happened by accident.
“So you see doctor, there I was, putting on my underpants. I fell backwards and landed on a tube that happened to be the sleeping place of a shaved gerbil. It was completely accident”
Fusilli Jerry.
… and then I yelled Armageddon!!!! and he took a match thinking that the light will attract the gerbil…
Darwin award win!
Darwin Awards FTW. Those guys FTF (for the fail).
I still can not stop laughing at that.
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/europe/9806/05/fringe/viagra.ice.cream/index.html
So THAT’s where all that generic overseas stuff actually comes from. Huh.
Cioccolato is Italian for “Chocolate,” but I really can’t tell you what viagra translates as… Maybe it means “hard” ice cream…
Well if it isn’t soft serve, then I guess all ice cream is Viagra Ice Cream?
*shudders*
Italy is the new country of romance….
Italy has always been the country of romance, no matter what angry Frenchmen have to say about it.
Stupid Frenchies, wasting our condoms……..
Our condoms? have you ever checked one to see where it was made?
I also notice on your pattern thingy beside your name you have at least 4 if not 8 condom shaped patterns.
except they’re pointy. not my idea of a fun time.
Please don’t poke the vagina?
We’re serious! =[
Hey, tell it to Mr. L. He’s the one with them in his picture.
You poke, you pay!
Lol, fail recognition fail. Although, in this case, I’ll give you a pardon, seeing as that fail came up a loooong time ago.
Fail recognition fail on me? What did I miss?
Took me forever to find, but look up Laughter Control Fail.
Why thank you Captain Obvious, i would have never come up with the idea that “cioccolato” means “chocolate”! Thank you!
CNN did a story about this: http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/europe/9806/05/fringe/viagra.ice.cream/index.html
Viagra! Now available as a tasty new ice cream!
And amazingly, no one has noted that the Viagra ice cream container is the only one that’s nearly empty…
reminds me of the simpsons, “what is in this coffee?” lol
In Italy:
Cioccolato means chocolate
Caffè means Coffee
Viagra means…VIAGRA (and there are other flavours like Veleno (Poison) for example)
this is not a fail, is a WIN
yummy!!!!!!!!!!
Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not sure i get it.
Viagra is indeed also the name for a type of ice cream, so why is this a fail?
Google it
Uninformed post fail…
WIN!!!
Even if it didn’t say viagra I wouldn’t eat that ice cream.
I don’t know if this has been said – but vi agra is just Italian for sour. It’s a sour (as in tart) flavored dessert. That’s all.
NO.
That is “agro”, not “Viagra” (can you see the small difference?)
err..
Actualy it isn’t a fail, it’s a variety of “puffo” icecream, they are blue so they have name of famous blue thing…
Quagmire approved!!!
Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Ice cream is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use.
I feel compelled to note that that is not ice cream it is gelato.
Dis haz prolly be sed befoar but whysit not bloo?
Wow, was that in Braille?
Wheeeeeee!
You should get yourself patched up, Dragon. I fear you’ve sprung an air-leak somewhere.
Hmph. This one didn’t go anywhere. I was SO enjoying all the floating up and nesting.
*nests for Dragon*
Careful with that nesting though. The only kind of forum wildlife that is born from an egg is the troll (stupidus ignoramus).
*hugs Ryannon*
ED getting you down? Embarrased that you have to take a pill before the act? Then try Viagra ice cream! The quick, easy and delicious way to kepp ED away. Just serve up some ice cream to your lover (none Viagra flavor of couse) and grab your Viagra ice cream. Indulge in a sweet dessert then get ready to pounce!
I’m glad I started going by Edward instead of Ed.
The addmins were hard up to post this.
I see what you did there…
The aDDmins are such boobs.
Have you eaten ice cream lately or are you just happy to see me?
What do you suppose the cone looks like?
I always bite the tip off and suck the melted ice cream through the bottom.
*watches as all guys of the male persuasion scootch away as fast as they can…*
Scootch? *RUNS*
This coming from the guy who seems to know how hard it is to hold a cowboy Ö_o
I’m just sayin.
What happened to my comment?
You accidenty your comment!!
Apparently I have less to say than usual.
I figured you were speechless.
No comment.
No need to bite the tip off to suck out the cream.
*must show restraint*
You’re starting this now???
It’s because I am going to bed. Don’t need to go to bed with thoughts of ice cream cones and banner ads in my head.
Whew! You had me worried for a second.
And, since my Admiral isn’t here to curl up with, I guess I’ll take my solitary self to bed as well.
G’night, all!
*hugs*
*tucks the lovely ladies into bed* Sweet dreams or sweaty dreams
I’ll probably be out of touch until Tuesday.
I’ll miss you.
hmm nice leather and lace wrist cuffs …
Two thoughts:
1. That ice cream doesn’t look to appetizing.
2. Viagra? I don’t need no stinking Viagra!
Lol, you will in 30 years.
99% of us will need it in 45 years.
That’s more than an half!
So only 1% of the population are female?
No, females will need it to make ice cream with.
What about the lactose intolerant?
My office in Florida has a lactation station. Oh wait, you said lactose.
That brings back mammarys.
(How’s your boy doing? My eldest daughter’s fiancé is stationed there on his second tour.)
He is good
He is in the north and tells me lot’s of stories when we chat on AIM in my mornings. I wish the fiancé the best.
It really exist in some ice cream stores here in Italy….
infatti
it’s not a failure, i’m from italy and here ‘Viagra’ ice cream is sold as a normal ice cream. it IS a normal ice cream. it’s called ‘Viagra’ because its taste is so good that it’s supposed to have the same effect viagra has
btw great site!
That picture is misleading. The Viagra is a flavor a little Gellato place in Osoyooss sells (where that picture is from). The picture does not show the full frame as the viagra gellato is a blue colored flavor much like the drug.
Viagra Flavored Ice Cream – Stays hard no matter how hot things get.
They have beer flavoured ice cream too
and dandelion
Reall there’s a shit load of weird flavours out there
yeh this ice cream is nowhere near as bad as you’d get at coogee beach in NSW… just search coogee beach icecream NSW in google and look for an australian link
Not a fail, just marketing crap.
I really want to know how this crazy shit happens….
Why not ?
I’m surprised that flavor isn’t sold out. Women in Italy must feed it their men for a little extra boost in the sack. lol
Osoyoos Gelato shop? Lol, I have this picture on my phone =)
That’s the reason why Italians do it better…
Viagra means “spicy”/”hot”, in italian. Like red pepper, in Italy you say viagra
I also found it strange when I saw a Pizza there that had viagra in it :p
That’s peanut ice-cream.
Peanut, as an aphrodisiac, recived the nickname of “viagra” in Brazil and Italy.
hey ; viagra icecream? as odd as it sounds
ive seen people eat it before
it was at an ice cream store where i live recently and then they took it away
you think that’s fail? that’s win.
plus, i saw an ice-cream flavour called “SEXY”.
lol — I LOVE GELATO<<<<<<<<<<
I miss italy
Wheeeeee again!