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Paper Towel Dispenser Fail


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  1. James_non says:

    CLICK.

  2. thepowerofblue says:

    Concentrate, focus power.

  3. James_non says:

    WIN!

  4. BillGama says:

    Use the force!

  5. talldude88 says:

    laul

  6. Odo Trip says:

    Sounds like a Catholic mother teaching her child how to wash “down there”.

  7. abstract says:

    8. maybe if they had replaced the first “touch” with activate.

  8. Cloral says:

    Ow, my head…

  9. Mech says:

    There is no spoon.

  10. Joebama says:

    Sounds like my wife… “I want you to touch me, without actually touching me”.

  11. ghostworld says:

    The Jedi mind trick! Holy shit, m*therf*ckin’ Yoda and shit!

  12. bopalo says:

    this is actually fairly good advice. those motion sensors don’t work when you wave your hand back and forth (i know you’ve sat there for ages waving your hand in front of one going “C’MON ALREADY!”) but it works every time if you move your hand forward toward the motion sensor like you’re going to touch it.

  13. asdf says:

    A better message for the Mouse Fail:

    “Please try to click the ‘ok’ button without clicking it.”

  14. POOTANG says:

    ROFLCOPTER XD

  15. cobrajoe says:

    Let me be the first to say:

    Poo!

  16. capt. awesome says:

    I found the answer to the riddle. Foxies. Foxies, with Led Zeppelin playing in the backround. It all makes sense now.

  17. Non-fiction says:

    I also tried to read “not read” all comments without Reading them, but it’s too hard

  18. fail. says:

    would it not have been easier to just write: “STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER, BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!”

  19. Dalkorian says:

    Come on folks, it’s a riddle. How do you touch the “No Touch” sensor without touching it? THROW SOMEONE ELSE AT IT!

    Solving the riddle fail.

  20. mac00l says:

    This kind of instructions is the reason why Pats lost last super bowl.

  21. Sara J says:

    Please try to fail without failing.

  22. jordanwb says:

    Paradox win!

  23. Gladiator763 says:

    (ONE HUNDRED) FIRST!

  24. The Master says:

    Danger! Danger Will Robinson!

  25. Avlee says:

    What’s next? A toilet that says “please try to sit without sitting”?

    Oh wait. People do that anyway.

  26. Ashley says:

    There is no spoon desu!

  27. kittehkat says:

    WIN!

  28. Dexaan says:

    Serious question: isn’t this one you wave your hand in front of the sensor for the paper towel? The ones at our local mall are like that.

  29. ErimMedic says:

    Am I the only one hearing “can’t touch this”?

    • insomniacwhirlwind says:

      GROAN!!

      That’s especially funny since I took this picture in the ladies room at a chinese buffet restaurant. I can now hear that song from a couple different warped angles….and neither of them right!

  30. Miss Lynx says:

    When you can touch the no touch dispenser without touching it, Grasshopper, then it will be time for you to leave.

  31. mumie99 says:

    I love this Blog!

  32. jacky817 says:

    Ok, *ahem*, that MUST be some kind of riddle, you know da vinci code or something.

    IM SERIOUS >=(

  33. Gâmßît F.N. îXî says:

    H0|y B4rN!ck3|z B4tm4n!11!! This must be a riddle from teh Riddlerz

  34. Hauntzor says:

    Oh, how I love logic-puzzles!

  35. kopaka says:

    telekinesis, activate!!!!

  36. E says:

    use the force, young jedi.

  37. AlexMaster says:

    I will give 20 million $ to the one that can touch it without touching it

  38. lolctawantscheezburger says:

    use the force young us the a screw it i am getting my shotgun

  39. no1Joeno1 says:

    The paper towel comes out before you touch it. So you try to touch it, meaning you move your hand to it but then the paper towel comes out.

  40. sacrelige cat says:

    no non no! its part of jedi training im telling you! use the friggin force1

  41. schmoe says:

    Actually, win. It keeps stupid people busy.

  42. bartman says:

    Don’t do what Donny Don’t Does

  43. zc3 says:

    Big BIG BIG FAIL<NO SENSE

  44. The Supreme Overlord says:

    SQUAT THE HELL??? *begins squatting*

  45. Chik Enu Gits says:

    In Soviet Russia, they dont need to touch it. They’ll merely threaten to bomb it until it despenses the paper…

  46. Zapior27 says:

    THERES ONLY ONE THING TO DO AT A TIME LIKE THIS *thouchs button*
    and i think i just killed us all…

  47. MulletMan says:

    U kno what ill just use my shrit 2 dry my hands lolz

  48. hard to get your bum that high!


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