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first!
last!
FAIL!
SUCCEED!
Go burn somewhere.
Go freeze here.
oh! burn!
go away
Ignorance Win.
I wonder how many people noticed this and whether or not any action was taken against it?
What action would you suggest be taken? This is an unfortunate result of random advertisement delivery, not a deliberate act.
I suggest we burn the advertiser… on general principles.
Let’s prostitute the advertiser.
We can’t, he didnt trespass.
So just bring him to the Manning Motel and give him weekly rapes.
Make sure you’re not being chased by a police dog
I would prefer to be chased by that police dog then by one that really knows what he is doing.
THAN not THEN
Please be try to be literate!
Do be try, please?
K, thanks.
I LOVE it when that happens. Grammar troll hoisted ‘pon his own petard.
maybe asinus was saying he’d like to be chased by both dogs… first one, then the other…
Maybe…but my comment was aimed at UBIgnorant.
i know, mine was too, but i figured if i replied on his comment it would get pushed down by anyone who replied to yours…
do i rly h4v3 2 s4y 1t
no, i think he meant in succession to each other
Well, the house only caught fire because it was 5660 degrees that day
Win
No, that was on Saturday. The fire happened on Thursday.
Why couldn’t you just let him win?
Because it’s a PAIL of FAIL.
“Let’s PROSTITUTE the advertiser.”
Am I really the only person that noticed this?!????
It’s a reference to another fail, that says ‘Trespassers will be prostituted.’
What did General Principles do to deserve being burned?
He was part of that whole “march to the sea” and a little incident in Atlanta. What goes around comes around.
Not true! Many ad systems look for key words on the page and match ads according to them. Many a time I’ve found articles on news sites with ridiculously hilarious matchups for morbid/serious articles. It’s a shoddy, half-assed system most sites have set up, and fortunately for us the laughs just keep on coming.
Yes, I noticed the “first” comment and I demand that the strongest possible action be taken against it.
He will be taken to Manning Motel and forced to trespass.
they do take other forms of payment there.
Coin stamps.
Burt children
…Burt??
Burt Reynolds?
Sure, why not? You were expecting burnt weren’t you?
*burps*
Were you expecting the Spanish Inquisition?
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Burt Bacarach?
Burt Lahr?
Bacarach at ya!
Oh sh*t that couldn’t be funny for the parents….
Seems fair enough to me. What’s offensive about that?
The baby never would have been in that house if she weren’t kicked in through the window by a break dancer.
don’t know about you but I love the carbonised infant bargain bucket – its the new meal deal at dairy queen, only $899.
Is that a better buy than the doucheburger?
No but it’s much more filling and gives a whole new meaning to baby back ribs.
hell yeah, plus you get to keep the bucket.
A certain lolrus will be VERY pleased to hear that.
The lolrus and the carpenter.
Koo koo kachoo
Gesundheit.
…Win
Sensitivity through advertising.
One never knows the banners that might be used. Ouch & Wow!
Look below! ‘Impress us, and you could be on bizarre foods,’ Really? How so? and WHY?
Its the Horse Rectum Eating Tournament of Champions 2008
So will you be defending your title?
HRET doesn’t sound like a good acronym, but at least it is onomatopoeic.
Win
Advertising agents; the caring professionals.
That’s too true, Dr Hugh. When the advertisers were notified, they changed the banner to an advertisement for tissues.
Tissue??
Well…okay.
*smooooch*
Tissue?
*masturbates*
Eew! I was going to blow my nose on that piece! You’ve put me off!
You were going to blow your nose? *masturbates*
*slowly backs away*
um…wow…that’s a weird…fetish…
*runs at full speed*
You were running at FULL SPEED??
…*masturbates*
You are going to wear that thing out!
He may just make it thinner. His friends will then call him string wang.
Theoretically, yes.
Nobody took the silly string theory seriously.
Hee…you’re so quarky.
Disco Inferno!
In addition to being a poet, Dante was an exceptional dancer.
Burn of the Week!
HAHA
HOHO
HEHE
HEHE
i watched parenting failand i liked how the kid did a backflip! OMGROFL
I like how you’re posting that on this fail and not on the fail that your comment is about.
I don’t. It enrages me no end >:-O
Maverick.
One armed bandit.
Six fingered man.
That was Anne Bolyne.
Historical Town Bicycle Win.
Million Dollar Pillock!
500 Yen Bollock
One trick pony
.. and a partridge in a pear tree…
….Win
It amuses me that you feel the need to declare every thread of witty comments “Win” rather than let them speak for themselves.
Nothing like a little positive reinforcement!
It looks like “ur mom” is going rogue.
Careful, “ur mom” my Storm out and scream like a Banshee.
Argh, my = might
lies
Stands
does backflips in spare time
Ministry
“ur mom” has got the qwerty disease.
I hope it’s not contagious. I was in her basement recently.
Were you trespassing?
Yes, and she was prostituted.
read my name ^
No no, it’s “what’s my name, b*tch?”
Mmmmmm… tastes like chicken!
Or, “Toddler. The other, OTHER white meat.”
There should be another ad on that page for Chili’s. That would just be too good.
fail baby, fail
drill baby, drill!
dance baby, dance!
run baby, run!
Wait… are you quoting Sheryl Crow?
Crow Sheryl, crow!
mow, mexi, mow
Sit UBU, Sit….good dog!
You know what, that is the same song that came into my head when I read that. Love that song.
Run Lola Run
Run spot run
He did, but the criminal got away.
(Aside…I LOVE that movie, Admiral.)
(Aside again…so did I.)
Hee! I love that movie, too!
I’m amused at how the body tenses up while watching her run throughout the movie.
…You do love giving me straight lines, don’t you?
*wicked grin*
I’m “straight in every limb”.
Aww. You’re happy to see me!
dance, MAGIC, dance!
David Bowie!!!!!
You remind me of the babe…
A talking pig?
With lipstick?
What babe?
The one that took a walk on the wild side.
doo do doo do doo do do doo
Psst…Ryannon stepped in do doo.
(And I just psst myself. Scatological puns wont nest below
this level.)
Oh dear, this thread will quickly end up in the toilet!
Or an electrified urinal.
The babe with the power
What power?
Think long and hard about it. (Also, check your pants for the answer.)
The power of Voodoo!
A black magic woman?
Who do?
What power?
I had the same thought when I saw this.
This just gets me hot around the collar!
what collar?
the baby-leash collar.
13:th
D
It’s Friday! And it’s chainsaw night!
Mine’s warmed up and ready to go!
Alright! Ready to do some serious massacre-ing?
Lead on MacDuff, let the limbs fly!
*LAYS on Macduff*
The crime dog?
No, wait…that’s McGruff. Nevermind.
This is why children don’t belong at the disco.
Fail post failure – you want “Parenting Fail”. This fail is “Ad Placement Fail”. Fail somewhere else please before I fail you into next week.
How do you fail someone into next week? … What does that even mean!?
um.
It’s all about the space-time continuum.
….and Quantum Failing Mechanics.
…and Quantum of Solace.
Plug win! *Tips hat*
*Tips non-alchoholic martini*
Shaken, not stirred I presume?
You presume correctly, thepowerofblue.
Non-alcoholic martini? So, that leaves like, the olive?
Burn of the week: Kidz edition?
can I advertise my removable media with that?
That depends… what exactly is your “media”?
its removable
King Missle did a song about it.
Detachable penis?
No thank you, I have a pocket rocket.
Actually I think this is where the post belongs – it refers to the “Disco Inferno” line. See you next week, enjoy your fail trip!
The other baby was done in by combination of hip hop and Mortal Kombat.
destination your sexual health.
Burn baby. Burn! Disco Inferno.
It’s a song ya?
“Fire at the disco” I think is a band or a song? Maybe both…
You are thinking hisPanic at the Disco, it’s a mariachi band in Guadalajara.
No, hes thinking Electric 6
Fire in the Taco Bell!
I do so sincerely hope that band doesn’t take themselves seriously. Because that would be a FAIL.
Is that a song or a good plan?
All you need to do is watch one or two of their music videos to see
that they don’t take themselves or anyone else seriously.
I get what you meant, they don’t. Disco Inferno reference.
Burning babies are funny
HEHE *sigh* yeah… *shakes head and smiles in fond reflection*
Difficult to light though.
All those non-flammable clothes they keep making us buy. You need an accelerant
Not if you give them a bath in lighter fluid.
Caution: Do not smoke whilst bathing in lighter fluid.
This thread is too hot to handle.
well then stop sewing and lets start a heated debate.
I’m sure I’ll get flamed for my response.
I’m burnt out on this fail already…
I don’t know, I’m kinda warming to it.
A long thread of puns candle the fun sometimes on Failblog.
*waits in the wings for the puns to taper off so she can just *FOOOM!* something already*
I still think you’re CHARming
He’s hot on my ash
Or you’ll be in hot water young man!!!
That’s what baby oil is for.
This sort of fail is really very common with the keyword mining Google ad model.
then why do I have an advert for Gay Chubby Dating ?
Yes, why DO you have an advert for gay chubby dating? hmmmm
Where do they mine keyboards? Do they have to dig deep?
They come from Africa, just be sure not to get blood keyboards, those are illegal and unethical.
In Soviet Russia, keyboards mine you.
Disco Inferno!!!
LOL! That is awesome.
I wish the same could be said for my bank balance.
*ja fail stuffs titmongers money further in his pocket and begins to whistle*
All right, so you’re nonchalant. Quit rubbing it in already!
Reference win.
So is this how you prepare the Perishable Home Made Baby from failblog page 8?
I prefer my babies pickled.
or Ho-made.
How about both?
Sauteed with a nice chianti……
And Fava beans! Shlupp shlupp shlupp shluppp….
This is generally amazing.
I am genitally amazing
I’m hermetically sealed.
For freshness?
No, for your safety.
*Intrigued*
Have you seen her collection?
Shhhh, what he doesn’t know won’t hurt me!
Ryannon’s a hermit?
Just crabby at times.
D’oh! You beat me to the hermet/hermit joke.
I think the hermetic walrus will be jealous. And the sea lion.
It was nice of the hermets to do that for you, especially considering that they usually tend to stay away from other people.
I woo’d them with my singing “I am the walrus” and won them over with my koo koo kachoo.
Yes. While there are many with small packages, you’re among the few who have packages so small that you need an electron microscope to see them.
Inconceivable!
Ingenious?
whats grosser than gross?
145
quantity win.
I played this stinkin’ city like a harp from hell!
We built this city on rock ‘n roll
Life’s a bitch now so am I
*HINT HINT!!!!*
*WHAT WHAT!?!*
I think he’s looking for a date. Or at least a one-night stand.
In the butt?
That’s a nice starship you’ve got there, Jefferson.
It’s graceful and slick, dont you think?
It does feed some groovy tunes into your head, eh?
I listen to it on airplanes.
where can I volunteer for that?
HELL HARP FTW
Who let those babies on the roof, anyway?
More importantly, who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who?
Who are you? Who, who? Who, who?
Who put the bop in the bop shebop shebop?
Wasn’t it Cyndi Lauper?
Very nice, thepowerofblue. I actually wanted to post that one since the choir recently sang it, but FAILed to remember what the correct lyrics were. So, WIN for you.
Mmm…Burned baby.
Holy guacamole, this is a fail of epic proportions.
whats more of a fail is the browser being used…
Fail? Or insensitivity win? This is why you don’t mess with the thermostat. You make the house 5660 degrees, thereby making the house burn and you trespass. You are pristituted, working in some hotel with great weekly rapes and free doucheburgers from the local dairy queen. But you accidentally the whole house. What are you going to do?
Was the house fire the result of a disco inferno, I think is the real question.
Well, it is located in Boogie Wonderland, so you may be on the right track.
The only fail I see here is using Internet Explorer to ‘browse’ Internet.
Firefox FTW!
Opera Win!
Oh come on. It’s Iomega. Sensitivity fail causes insensitivity.
i got one courtesy of youtube… and i uploaded the pic to photobucket =)
http://s329.photobucket.com/albums/l388/FueledByCheese/Fail/?action=view¤t=adplacementfail.jpg
wow dont know what to say notice how the websites called smd.com
This one is not funny.
Well…as ironic as that may be, it’s TOTALLY inappropriate and not in the least bit funny. It makes me sick to my Stomach. Posting that here was a bad decision.
i dunno if yous guys are gay for writing this shit or if i am for reading it
LOLOUT LOUD!
HAHA BURN BABY BURN
umm FAIL
Did anyone notice that it’s on smh.com
LAST!!
omg, bad add in a bad(er) place lol.
BTW cikney, Im last!