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holy CRAP, she got owned
Look on the bright side. Now she gets all her food through a plastic tube!
lol’d at work
lol’d in a library
I work in a library, & I lol’d
lol’d working at a library.
rofeld@home
Lol’d with a fox.
Lol’d in a box.
lol’d at work in the library
lol’d first time on the beach! Gr8! Wish u were here!
HOLY CRAP’d at work
You should probably clean that up before your coworkers start to smell something funny…
yeah try explaining why a little girl being kicked in the face caused you
to crap your pants
Because its funny to see children get hurt, duh?
Oh she’s fine. She was always a little cross-eyed.
Fell in a well, eyes crossed. Kicked by a break-dancer. . .
She almost got the perfect backflip.
… Falls in a well, eyes go cross. Get’s kicked by a mule they go back to normal. I donna know!
HAHAHA! I laughed so hard at this, Marius!
One of my favorite movies ever!
haha epic parenting fail.
Fatality!
That comment made me LOL at work.
I bet she pulled the whole “They shouldn’t have been doing that here anyway!”
that was so NOT funny! I hope she’s ok!
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation WIN
woah dude that sucks
Thank you for letting me know I’m not the only one who can quote anything out of Christmas Vacation.
“kid falls down a well, and gets crossed eyed, gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal, i don’t know [how it happened]“
Please can we go back to having FUNNY fails… not ones where little kiddies get hurt and firetrucks smash into each other?
This is a humor fail.
Oh, quit being such a summer’s eve ultra douche.
Yes. That is the point. Man you’re thick.
I bet you didn’t get the whole 9/11 thing either? Hillarious.
In this case, yes… quite so.
BECAUSE ITS FUNNY
i have coworkers that smell funny
Is this what Ralph Wiggum will say at work when he grows up?
*sniffle* Ow! I bent my wookie.
I SAID “Ha-Ha”
I said “boo-hoo”
i eat legos
shouldnt you be working
who’s Holy?
your a retarded idiot
Wheeeeee! Clunk!
Margot Ledbetter FTW!!
Didn’t Fonzie do that move in the gang fight episode?
The worst part is that dumbass mom is totally going to sue the break dancer
It would be funny if the break dancer sued the kid’s parents.
You Hindu? only you would think a cow turd is holy.
how does “holy CRAP” have anything to do with a cow?
BOOM, SON!
thats a way to get sued
OMG that’s terrible. But god it scared me hahaha
this is a clip taken by someone from the set of the movie “never back down”, where the capoiera guy gets snapped with one punch after showboating a bit at the big smackdown comp or whatever it was that they did.Still pretty good tho.
pwned
first!
to fail, that is
No, many have failed before him, and many will fail after him.`
ha
too bad dave
To try for first and fail?
Yes, you win sir. Welcome to Failblog fame with all of the other ‘first’ posters
*tazetazetazetazetaze*
Down, troll!
HOLY….crap….Poor kiddo
I hate this video.
I do too. Not at all funny.
kids this young have bones of rubber, and are on their first set of teeth, so what’s the harm?
This is why they call it BREAK dancing.
wow, that was some windmill kick. reminds me of mortal kombat or tekken
Dumb kiddo.
It’s sad, and I’m trying not to laugh.
But it made me LOL. D:
ATtempt at first!
Success at fail.
It makes sense!
Error #10001: error: Success
Well, I didn’t get it. But who cares?????
I care.
I ball
I lash
Stick and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me.
=D
So tie me up and smack my ass
and show me that you like me…
I pledge allegiance.
To a piece of cloth?
I am on Failblog, therefore I comment.
I comment on Failblog therefore I am.
I Failblog on comment, am therefore I.
I comment on blog, therefore, I fail.
Failblog, I am on therefore comments.
Comments, Failblog am I therefore on.
, on I therefore . comment am Failblog I
Am I therefore, comment . on I Failblog
on Failblog am I, comment therefore.
I am Failblog. Therefore, on comment.
I comment on Failblog, therefore YOUR MUM!
*pulls out troll spray*
Damit! It’s empty.
No, BTF, he’s just all doped up on Benadryl.. Look at his name!
Tenmoc no merof, rheto gelial Famib.
What’s that? Timmy fell in the well?
lol (lol) ((lol))
Klingon?
I comment on blog, therefore am Fail
I am blog, therefore i comment on fail.
.tnemmoc I erofereht ,golbliaf no ma I
.emag eht tsol tsuj uoy dnA
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am!
I the whole failblog, comment therefore am?
I am failblog therfore on I comment
LoL’d so hard at theese inversion nests =))
Comment on Failblog, therefore I am I.
FAIL Blog am I. Therefore, comment on.
nesting below on failblog comments I won’t.
c-c-c-c-combobreaker!!
I comment on fail, therefore, I blog.
(trolls wont nest below this level)
To fail is human; to win, divine!
Raca, I think you mean JUSES!
of course!
Therefore, I blog. On comment, fail am!
I think you do!
Awesome.
You should check out “Street Fighter Baby Kick” on youtube!
Oooooohh…that hurt me to watch.
It DID hurt to watch, the poor kid, I hope she’s alright.
That was a nastia liukin flip.
annnnnnnd a WIN for the Admiral.
*salutes*
*plays Pomp and Circumstance*
Admiral, your mental gymnastics leave me breathless.
*lusts*
*pictures Dragonwriter in leotard*
And Admiral in a singlet bwahahah
What! Do you mean in ‘tackle out’ position?
*snortgiggle!!*
Admiral, you get gold.
*pictures Blue2th in a Dragonwriter*
ROFLMAO!!
Thank you Khaaaaaaan!
…aaaannnnnd on that note, I must part ways with failblog for a few days, catch ya’ll next Tuesday.
Cheers
BTF.
Shalom, BTF.
Heeeeeeeeee!!
Thanks, guys. I needed that laugh.
See you when you get back, BTF!
*hug*
that was a nasty looking flip
It DID hurt the kid to get kicked.
You gotta watch your kids. They love to run to places where they shouldn’t be.
Looks like this one is about 2 years old.
Not for much longer…
Maybe that was part of the show?
yeah. and raping your ass tonight is part of the show too…
poor kid. well… at least she learned something today. which is not such a bad thing.
Yeah, now she knows how to dance. BREAK dance!
Oh, wait…
A little duct tape and she will be good as new.
WHAT?? That’s SICK!!
…Oh wait. Duct tape has other uses, too. I forgot. Nevermind.
The different colors it comes in spice things up, too.
Silence may be golden, but duct tape comes in silver.
No you’re right that IS sick. But not as [wicked] sick as that flip she ended up doing.
*Adds yet another entry to his “List of things you can do with duct tape”*
… and a reliable sewing kit?
Silver tape are proven more effective in cases like this one…
Thankfully they bounce at that age.
That’s why they make leashes for kids
FATALITY!
this made me lulz moarso than the video itself. /applaud
Lighten up, Francis!
Oh man, terrible but SO FUNNY!
I laughed so loud…
Eddi Gordo – Wins
You Sir, win the internet.
lolz!
12.5rd
DO A BARREL ROLL.
exactly what i was thinking!!
I saw the title of the fail. I saw the guy break-dancing. I still was surprised when the kid got clobbered.
Good thing kids that age practically bounce.
That’s for sure. And too young to remember.
Thank god it’s all over youtube. Ouch!!
“Honey, I have a video of you when you were a kid”
i hope this gets played at this kid’s graduations
Honey now I want to show you why you have literally no nose.
.ylsuoires ,ton ma I tub ,dedrater ma I skniht elpoep woh riafnu ytterp si tI
That was not supposed to be a reply…
“how people thinks”? Reverse-grammar FAIL.
Oh, SORRY if I’m not what you expected! I’m really sorry that english is not my first language!
SORRY!
*laughing*
In best Homer Simpson voice: Oh, SORRY if I’m not what you expected! I’m really sorry that english is not my first language!
SORRY!
*still laughing*
D’oh!
Well, English in reverse isn’t anyone’s first language, now is it? So you can’t really claim that as an excuse, can you??? 8^p
Wait, you are a reverse-grammar nazi, that means it must be your first language, you will never fool me
.
Ability to take a fail in stride FAIL.
English is not his first language, and he can manage to write a sentence
entirely backward with only one mistake? I’ve seen lots of native English
speakers who can’t write that well going left to right…
not retarded eh
This is why you supervise your kids. The dancer was doing pretty much what he was supposed to be doing. Parents can’t always contain their kids, and kids have yet to learn about danger. I call no fault here.
Really? I usually call collect.
cheapskate….
cheapglide….
astroglide
astroturf
astrophysics
Astro Jetson
JETSON!!!
I just found out Doris told Susie and Susie told Mary and Mary told Francie and Francie told me Helen took my date with Cosmo! And now my heart is totally broken! I’ll never be happy again! Never! Never! Never! Never! I hate this place!
Is this the future of EastEnders?
Beefeaters?
I’m sure the characters in EastEnders do eat beef, but I wouldn’t call them by that specific name. Why?
Cosmo Topper?
Cherry Popper?
Pop my cherry?
OUT!
About?
*shout*
Kick my heels up
Hey Ryannon… Astroglide? *mental masturbation*
*innocent look*
ZOOT SUIT RIOT!!!
How do you know about Topper?
.
I think he means Topher, your Grace.
“I’m not your Grace, I’m your Elsie!”
That’s a terrible joke.
“But it’s my only line!”
quantum physics!!
Surf and turf
Papa Smurf
Pop a nerf cap in your ass.
That’s not a nerf cap, that’s Happy Smurf.
(Parents can’t always contain their kids)
Yeah, if the kid is 13. That was a 1 1/2 – 2 year old, and the parent was too busy staring at the action, not holding the girl’s hand. At a damn mall, for crissakes.
somebody could have made off with the kid. Like Adam.
You try keeping your eyes on a kid that small in a place that big.
It’s rather difficult.
That’s why a friend of mine uses a leash. (Don’t worry, the leash doesn’t attach to the kid, it attaches to the little dog backpack that attaches to the kid)
My mother kept me on a harness & leash…thank heaven! I couldn’t find a harness/lead strong enough to hold my runner, so I just tosssed him over my shoulder (“fireman carry”?). I hope the kid & dancer were both ok. And that the adult who was with the child learned to pay attention to the child first!
She was RIGHT THERE. Two steps away. You see her come and grab the kid at the end of the video. If she’d done it sooner then she wouldn’t be a bad parent.
Nah, just make them wear an ‘I have herpes’ t-shirt. Keeps away the bad ones and makes the good ones feel sorry for them. The only people I have to worry about now are Child Services.
Yeah, a friend of mine at work had a mom that used to use something like that on him. He used to take it off and put it on other kids when she wasn’t paying attention. Which was often. A kid that small + that many people = either hold your damn kid or have them in a stroller.
Okay, I tried posting this a few hours ago and I don’t know if this site is just being funky like it sometimes is, but:
My friend at work had a mom who did the exact same thing to him when he was very young. His solution? He would take his bracelet off (back then they were bracelets, not backpacks) and put it on another kid when his mom wasn’t paying attention. Which was often.
That being said: that small of a child + that many strangers = either hold your damn kid (either in your arms or just their hand) and/or in a stroller. It might be difficault to keep an eye on a kid that small in a place that big, but when there are that many people you don’t know around your kid and they’re *that* young – you KEEP YOUR EYE ON THEM. Especially when there’s something like break dancing going on.
That’s like not watching you child if you’re standing on the sidelines of a football game (/any violent sport that’s relevant to your region) and then being shocked when they run out on to the field and get injured.
I WOULD NEVER MAKE OFF WITH A KID. For goodness sake. leave me alone.
fail. you should have made you name someBODY, not someone.
Not a mall. Times Square subway station. I recognized it right away. They always do that crap there. (and I always have to navigate around the idiots who stop to watch.) Really NOT a good place to be unaware of a toddler.
It’s not a mall–it’s the Times Square subway station. Even better place to let go of your kid.
It was actually the 42nd Street subway station in NY, which is probably even worse.
..and kids have yet to learn about dancer.
Oh my GOD. OUCH! I think that video is more painful to watch if you have kids yourself. I could be wrong, though.
Yep, watch your kids. It only takes a matter of seconds for something like that to happen…every parent’s nightmare!
I agree. I have a 3-year-old and a 1-year-old and I feel so damn bad for that little girl! But it’s true: kids get away from you if you don’t have them restrained. That’s why I’m a total nut about making my kids hold my hand.
How do you have kids yourself? I thought it takes two to tango. Can you get pregnant from masturbating too much maybe?
well, there are a lot of ways to have kids yourself, but i don’t feel like explaing it to you
I think you’re just kidding yourself.
(And how do you go about “explaing something?)
The same way you go about talkg or eatg or anythg else, really.
I lold.
me too
God I hope not. At the rate these nutjobs are going, we would be swarmed with failbabies in no time.
So THATS what happened to Mary!
You’re right. I don’t have any kids, and I didn’t find it painful to watch at all. I found it HILARIOUS.
Yes, parenting fail, never teach how to kick babies to your children.
Lol!
Finish her!
this comment made me laugh the loudest. is that bad?
Yep! Sorry to break it to you! :p
Yes.
But if it makes you feel any better, you’re not alone
No, I did too, and as a parent that is probably worse.
Oh well.
Not at all
yes, fatality is the funnier one!
this…
made me spew a bit-o-cheeseburger onto my monitor.
Was it a 2doucheeburg?
Pikachu, I choose you! Thunderbolt!
Way old. RealTV from the 90’s ftw. Fresh and new FAIL.
can’t be too old, Fergie’s “Glamorous” is the song playing…
that’s funny considering that the music in the background is Glamorous by Fergie and wasn’t released until last year….
Because it’s impossible to make a video with dubbed music.
apparently it’s impossible for you to tell the difference between music in the background of a video and music that has been added to a video, especially when it’s so obvious.
I did not say that this was the case here. I merely pointed out that it COULD happen. I watched this once, saw the kid get clobbered and that was it. I couldn’t care less who’s music they’re “dancing” to.
I don’t care what music they’re dancing to, either. It just happens that I watched the video, read the comments, then watched the video again and happened to notice the music in the background was not “old” and commented on it. BTW… you look like Sarah Palin.
Bite me.
lol… sorry! I guess that’s not the 1st time you’ve heard that, huh?
lol! sorry! I guess that’s not the 1st time you’ve been told that, huh?
(i apologize if another comment similar to this one also posts)
I am more partial to the Tina Fey resemblance.
Also, I was quite drunk when that photo was taken.
were you celebrating obama’s win?
Well I did celebrate the win, but that picture is from August 2nd. A friends birthday party. What you can’t see in the pic is the brandy snifter full of shot tubes that I am holding. I was passing them around, all I drank that night was beer.
I had wondered why your picture was a bit out of focus, it’s because you are a bit drunk
Or, were you celebrating because you beat out Hertz, Thrifty and Enterprise in quarterly sales?
Well I DO try harder….
…or upset about Palin’s loss???
jk
Win!!!
Chomp!
*frowns at Marius*
Sorry. It is a technique I used to stop my kids from using that phrase.
*bites Marius*
Oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse.
Ah! Marius is a Chain Chomp!
*throws koopa shell*
*runs by the other way while Marius is distracted*
LOL. I prefer Bow-Wows
I bet lots of women who wear glasses get that comment nowadays.
hehe, I’ve always thought you looked like Palin too, I just never said anything. It’s not a bad thing, she’s pretty. (not trying to be an internet creep!)
When my hair was long the resemblance was more marked. But please, PLEASE, can’t we go with Tina Fey?
I think you’re B E A utiful.
Aww….. well….. Thank you.
*blushes*
Tina Feyvis?
Not sure if it’s that old, but I know it’s been around at least since May of 2007.
lesson learned
stove==hot
foot to face == brief moment of wonderful flight followed by horrible crash on head
Too bad she was too young to know that the secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Wasn’t that the opening move for a combo in Tekken 3? I know, I’m going to h3ll.
better than going to hell……….. NUMBERS ARNT L3TT375
1337speak fail…
7 =/= R.
7 = T
hahaha, makes me crack up every time
I’d say whoever is in charge of allowing that dance event to occur is FAIL, actually.
Sounds like something a principal would say.
Shove some stars and bars up your ass. Sideways. You=tolerance fail.
ouch.
Still…I enjoyed the imagery.
I saluted.
Hey, isn’t it time to take your Centrum Silver now?
first name Sweeney?
Um, they don’t ALLOW anything. I don’t know exactly where this is, but I’ve seen events like this performed on the street, in subways… public property, in other words. Some people do this to survive, and it’s better than other ways of getting money. Would you rather see breakdancing or get mugged?
Old but still good for a giggle. Kids need to learn not to get in the way when it’s on.
33th!
LOL @ THIRTHY THIRTH
33rd maybe?
Fail recognition fail!
old? you must be, like, 5 or something.
*Holds up hand*
I’s thith many today!
You’re a big kid now!
I did something similar playing hackey-sack once with a bunch of friends at a party. I felt very badly about it, but the Mother tried to come after me like it was my fault. I told her to watch her damned kid and not let them run around an area where 10 6′+ guys were playing hackey-sack.
Still, I felt bad.
yeah, i know how you feel. you feel bad enough and then the dumbass parent comes after you. i’ve found that it is best to act REALLY pissed AT the parent immediately… pretend like you’re scared to death over the whole thing even if you aren’t… it’ll let them see the gravity of the situation and how seriously YOU take it and THEIR lack of parenting skills.
tough stuff though, man.
The mother had not right to go after you. If she had been keeping a better eye on the kids (both for you and in the video) the accident could have been avoided. It pays to be aware of your surroundings, but there is nothing you can do if the kids comes running up behind you, you know?
I usually kick babies that comes running behind me, not always, but usually.
lol
Very true. I am a big dude (6′5″ 270) and the hackey sack was way up in the air. I was looking straight up, the kid ran into the center of the “hackey-circle” as this was happening. I took like a running drop-kick like an NFL punter at the thing and caught the kid directly across the body flinging it at least 10 feet across the back yard.
I felt like hell and I was concerned for the kid, but I sure didn’t feel guilty of anything. It was akin to a kid stepping out from behind another car in front of traffic. (That happened in my town once and the family tried to go after the driver…what?)
If I had video of that, it probably would be on Youtube right now.
“Hackey Circle” you say. Brings images of soggy biscuits in the center for some reason.
Wait, there were little kids running around? What kind of lame-ass parties are you going to?
Own’t
Pun’t
Kick the baby, Ike.
No kick the baby!
Sucks worse than gaint satellite dish installed via anal probe.
Finish HER!
Break dancer wins
Babality
Hey, the kid was just trying to get in on the act. And did she ever! Did you see that backflip she did?! Kid’s obviously a pro, folks.
The whole purpose of the video is to show that you cannot do a backflip when you are 2 years old.
Well in that regard it FAILed, did it not?
She totally failed at doing a backflip, didn’t you saw that she broke her face?
There’s no rule that says doing a backflip can’t end in a broken face (but she really landed on the top of her head, and then kind of rolled back over it, no face impact at all really). She DID do a backflip – just ended in a painful landing. You wouldn’t say that the Olympic gumnast who does a backflip and then flubs the landing DIDN’T do a backflip, would you? Completed backflip, and failed landing. ’nuff said!
Rule 183/A: You cannot end a backflip in a painful landing.
NPTHXBAY
She didn’t stick the landing and the Romanian judge gave her a 4.2 on the floor routine
But I bet the Chinese team will be calling her for the next Olympics when she’s fiv…fifteen!
Scandal WIN!
Well you see, Zurack, you’re obviously applying the Romanian rules, and this is clearly a U.S. competition.
Backflip SUCCESS
Safe landing FAIL
Child years in therapy SEVERAL
“Olympic gumnast”
Is that a new sport? Do they chew gum real nasty like??? I wanna be an Olympic gumnast when I grow up!!!
A crowd hangs over
This b-dance by the C
I watch the boys dance and wonder if they might be
Out there and limber as well from their fitness
Please do kick lil girl, this time she went and made a mess
that’s what you get when you go to a breakdancing competition.
well, that’s what you SHOULD get.
REALLY Old Video WIN!
Back flip by baby WIN!
Break dancing is still lame WIN!
Parent trying to kill their child by making it look like a sad accident WIN!
Holy cow, was that poor thing okay?
I think the shoe will survive, don’t worry.
Geez. *rolling eyes*
What next? Oh, I KNOW, lets show the video of the guy getting his head sawed off by terrorist and THEN we could laugh and call it Sharp Knife Fail!
(Sorry)
LOL! TAHT WULD BE FUNNE!
sick
was trying to make a point.
Well, but this video don’t have saws… or terrorists…
..or trolls
…or orcs
…or taurens
WORLD OF WARCRAFT FAIL
Pretty sure there are a couple of gnomes around though . . .
hmmmmm, I wonder how a troll KNOWS their a troll.
*ponders*
*they’re
With a mirror! Simple!
Okay, go scan that mirror, use it as a background on your monitor, and tell me what you see when you look into it!
Lol. I linked to what I see from my name.
Right about the time someone sprays them…
We understand, Blue, we understand.
*pats reassuringly on shoulder*
Wouldn’t that be “Rescue Fail”?
I don’t believe you when you say you’re sorry.
This ought to have a warning lable.
Or a warming labia.
This ought to have warming labia.
i agree! that was awful
LABEL, not ‘lable’
Only because it wasn’t the parent getting kicked in the head.
I like the version with the Street Fighter 2 sound effects better.
That is the best one, however I am also partial to the Killer Instinct “c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker” version.
obviously not happened in russia.
because in russia, kids break you.
i can see russia from my house
Oldie but a goodie.
again… how young are you people??? this video can’t be much more than a year old!
You darn yungins! There are several iterations of this video with different music. Same kid, same faceplant, same mother freaking out.
This video is like 6 years old, if not more o.o
O.o
O.O
o.O
0.0
º.º
o,O
you have a little something hanging out of your nose…
Thanks for spoiling the fun.
Yeah! Fun-spoiler!
Yeah! Foil-spunner!
Yeah! Font-speller!
Yeah! Spot Flopper!
Yeah! Flopped Stopper!
…. that’s funny considering that the music in the background is Glamorous by Fergie and wasn’t released until last year….
Nice!
FLASHKICK!!
SF2 reference WIN!
Somebody post that video of the Black guy with double nunchuks doing a backflip that ends with him flat on his face, and then staggering off camera. That’s one of my fav’s.
I saw that, what a moron!
Search “afro ninja” on youtube.
What’s with this site deleting comments with U_R_L’s, anway?
They don’t get deleted. They get stuck in our comment filter and we have to approve them manually. It can take up to an hour for them to get back through. :/
Hence the easier approach of just linking to funny stuff from your name.
Is that you failgod? It’s me Marius.
Is it bad that I laughed so much at this?
seeing that you’re only an ant & not a mom..
I’m a mom and I laughed. Hell, I gave my son scissors and told him to run in traffice.
How many cars did he cut?
None, he was picked up by a woman named Virginia and I never heard from him again.
If you never heard from him again, how’d you know Virginia’s name?
I saw her license plate with the handprints on it.
lol! absolute previous post win! nice setup
(But Ryannon…are you still an ant?)
traffic*
Depends. Did you laugh because the little girl got hurled across the floor and faceplanted for the world to see or did you laugh at what a bad job the breakdancer was doing?
Depends are a grown up nappy.
i <3 puppies
I what respect are you greater than three puppies?
In size only Doc. They are those yappy little designer dogs.
Sister, sister, he’s just a plaything…
Sister, sister oh the time has come….
Here we go… All night long.
I screwed up the lyrics, I meant to type “Sister Christian” – looking at Mookie’s comments while typing FAIL.
Don’t worry, you can still be the only one… to say.. okay!
Lionel Richie?
holy shit! OMFG, LMFAO!! She just flew…hahahahahaaaa
Brilliant!
Strangely reminiscent of the dance scene from Grease.
omfg lmfao! I love it
No need to swear.
No need to sweat.
I’m trying not to, but my deodorant doesn’t seem to be working.
There you go again! Why couldn’t you have said something like, no need to swell or no need to sweet?
SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
BAM! Right in her face!
POW! Right in the kisser!
KAZAM! Right in the noggin!
Yeah, really nice:
Show a child being hurt as entertainment. How tacky.
Nice to see everyone laughing at something that could have caused lifelong physical damage. The child may not have conscious memory of this, but it can still leave an impression on their psyche.
This should be taken down!
Shut up, this is natural selection !
Oh, hi, and welcome to failblog. For your information, this is a website on the internet. The act of commenting here requires conscious effort, so that constitutes a choice. Last I checked, the internet was still free, and freedom of choice still exists. If you object, leave. Or, you could just grow a sense of humor. Either way, you’re welcome to STFU until then.
You are SO HAWT when you flame trolls.
Taking this down wont make any dumbass smarter. Seeing this on the other hand may make parents more careful.
Just like getting kicked in the face this once will make this child more careful for the rest of her life.
Welcome to the dark night of the soul that is failblog.
Cry me a river, Solar. The world is a dangerous place. Kids need to learn that early. Maybe if her parents had, they would have been more alert.
With the rest of the animals, offspring of bad parents usually die. With humans, they get ushered along in a make-believe world of assured safety and promised happiness.
Wahhh someone dial 9 wah wah and get the wahmbulance for Solar. Wahhh
Agreed.
Wow, I never thought I’d see a Care Troll here. Solar, we have to laugh at life’s foibles and pitfalls. Otherwise we’d cry.
Dude… It’s FailBlog… that’s what we do here.
Totally agree, this is definitely in bad taste. Please take it down FAIL Blog! Shame on you Avis and others.
And I suppose you will be the parent that has their kid in one of those dog harnesses that I see people use on their kids at the mall for protection. Wake up to real parenthood. Kids skin their knees, break bones, have accidents. That’s just life. Way to exaggerate this accident into “lifelong physical damage” and permanent “impression on their psyche”. Whatever. You’ll probably be one of those overprotective parents that has their kid’s bike on training wheels until the kid is in highschool, right? Idiot.
Solar, why not take yourself down instead? Much easier.
It’s only funny until someone gets hurt; then it’s hilarious.
It’s all for Fail.
Fail is good.
It is right to give thanks and praise to Fail.
Amen.
Oh shut up. Ability to take a joke FAIL.
Kids do stupid things that get them hurt all the time. They either cry about it or pick themselves up and move on. I fell out of a tree when I was young and did nothing about it.
This was not an intentional injury on anybody’s part. Just laugh at the humor, cringe a little at the injury, and stop whining.
HUMOR FAIL
Well, obviously the kid wasn’t too smart in the first place because it never learned that Foot > Baby-face. It learned this time, i hope…..unless you get it on camera, then i hope not
Notice the title, “Parenting Fail” these people aren’t laughing at the child, they’re laughing at the parents who aren’t looking out for their child.
Umm… just soooos you know, this isn’t a POLITICALLY CORRECT type of webpage. A LOT of stuff on here is going to be offensive. If you don’t like it then maybe this just isn’t for you. I’ll admit I cringed at this one but I’m sure the kid will be just fine. When I was little I got sent sailing because I took a metal baseball bat to the head (sorry no video to post) and I’m just fine:D
If something that can cause lifelong physical damage is grounds for taking something down, there would BE no Failblog.
……….. Come to Australia.
*nuff said
why so serious?
FAIL
yeah it rly should. i hope shes ok
Internet fail. If you get irritated at something like this, you shouldn’t be on the internet. After all, this is nothing compared to the Steve Irwin jokes the Gaia community had after his death.
Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it. You don’t have to be laughing at this to benifit from it.
Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it. You don’t have to be laughing to benefit from this. Console yourself knowing that the laughing morons are those doomed.
stfu twat. no one cares what you think. welcome to the real world.
Screw the kid’s psyche what about that poor breakdancer? He’s probably going to have nightmares for a week. I mean you ever accidentally kick a kid across a cement floor? That sticks with you. Sometimes sticks to the cement too.
That was a TOTAL FAIL
HAHA, look at that baby fly! xD
BEST.
REMIX.
YET.
I want that gif *.*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re8BHQlp0X8
Same kid a few years later? Some kids never learn …
SHORYUKEN
Southern Tenant Farmers Union?
crap.
Pour-quoi merde?
carp.
carpet. munch.
Um, this is like two years old
Timing fail.
This one should have one of those “cringe” warnings like the guy with the foot and the wall… please.
Anyone know if whe was OK????
My Wii’s fine, thank you very much.
You know, we USED to refer to as Darwinism…
I thought the parenting fail was because the guy was break-dancing to Glamorous…
Parenting WIN…
She will look where she is bloody going next time!
Automatic response to stop laughter at a child being kicked in the face FAIL
FALKUN KYICK!
Dancer WIN.
I have to say, that video made me go oh no!!! i feel really bad for the little girl, but the comments are still hilarious.
This video was recorded in Argentina
OWNED
Been posted. Back a ways. “Ninja Fail” or something.
Yet more proof that break dancing is very aptly named…
I hope the kid’s going to be alright from this. I mean, they’re tougher than people think, but they can only take so much.
Only if the mother trespasses and not without my predator hands.
FALCON KYICK!!!
Ye-es!
yes! win!
Did you see that girl flip! Holy crap, I hope she won the competition.
dude that kid did a back flip. althought she didnt’ land it it was pretty win for her. Parent still fails.
That still makes me laugh…
Foot/face
I guess they don’t call it break-dancing for nothing….
Falcon Kick!
last!
Usually by now someone posts a link to a news article talking about what happened in the video and the aftermath. Anyone?
That’s what happens if you don’t support abortion. I hope that kid is dead now.
Dear lord, I hope she’s okay…
And yeah, seeing everyone laughing at this makes me a little sick.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
That child got airtime
look at the audience, the just don’t care and kepp applauding ^^
You have extremely good vision. I watched it several times and dare not say that they keep applauding.
On the other hand, I would understand if they started applauding even harder. Or shouted for an encore.
alright… I just attend for his homies at the right side, and probably they’re just moving to the beat. but you can’t say if they continue, cause the camera is moving to the child.
I must say this: NO PARENTAL FAIL. You cannot watch your children ALL the time or prevent something like this to happen.
I have to say this for my peace of mind.
If I’m wrong, I am the failure supreme (3 children).
Totally. If you’re mesmerized by break-dancers and your tiny child who you probably don’t discipline enough wanders into the clearing as if she owns the place and gets injured it’s their fault, clearly.
So kul huh? I like this video. Never be skilful like that!
Oh, my GOD. That poor kid. A blow like that? Her neck could be broken. I hope she’s still alive. And it’s too easy to blame the parent. She could have had a death grip on the kid’s hand; a toddler can twist their tiny, sweaty hand out of your grip and make a split-second dash away before you can react. This is a situation where no one is really to blame — but if that baby’s seriously hurt, you can bet the mother will be blaming herself, anyway. What an awful moment for everyone.
DAAMMMMNNNNNNNN
PWNED!!!
That’s not funny. I don’t have any kids, but I know when something shouldn’t be on here.
Now, the obligatory FALCON KICK!
Wow! …and I bet that poor kid felt horrible, and it wasn’t even his fault.
FAKE!
hahaha
damn! kids got skillz
why do they show so much of the video before the kick and only 2 seconds after?? it seems fake to me because of that. i need to see more to believe it’s real.
The person recording probably had to put the camera down and pretend to look concerned while trying not to laugh and ponder how many Youtube hits he’d get.
you win at responding
Agree. Show me the money.
the day her life long fear of track pants and sneakers began….
I think that was part of the show
that was NOT funny
POW right in the kissa!
Wouldn’t surprise me if the mother tries to make the guy pay up on Judge Judy.
*Crosses fingers*
HOPE.
Dancing tune selection fail. Fergie is not funky.
Um…is Fail Blog where old videos go to die? Because this clip already made its way around the internet 6 times.
THATS SOOOOOO SAD! : (
I agree, I love FAIL and am not a sensitive type but putting a video up of a tiny kid getting hurt and then allowing a bunch of idiots to laugh at her is really, really offensive. You are laughing at a toddler getting hurt. No, It is not “brilliant” and no, it’s not “good for a giggle”. What kind of sickos are you? Seriously, moderators can we take this down please?
It’s not toddler fail~ It’s Parenting Fail.
Technically we’re not laughing at her~
Being “not a sensitive type” fail, I guess. I AM normally sensitive to offensive things and I thought it was hilarious.
Bloody hell, that was hilarious. =D
kid !
Do a barrel roll !!
cry more plz
internet. srs bzns.
If I had a kid it wouldn’t GET kicked in the head like that.
Someone needs to explain to me how a toddler getting kicked in the face hard enough to launch her five feet is funny.
Then that someone needs to come here, so I can kick ‘em hard enough to launch them five feet and then laugh my ass off.
if this were funny stuff it’d be called funnyblog. go there instead.
last?
When you read the titel and see the beginning of the movie , you already know whats going ot happen. But I didnt think it would be so hardcore xD
up!up!up!
A lot of funny jokes here!→http://www.jokeny.com
Why is this funny? I don’t see anything funny in it =/
FAIL AT SUBWAY STAION RIDE IN A BIG RIG MORE SAFE
lol the kid did a backflip
i would use mimes to put them in those little boxes they get stuck in:D
this looks like tekken.
this gotta hurt SO much :<
where tha fuk was mother of the child?!?
Mother faild
I came. I saw. I lol’d.
break dance= break face
ouch
She officially got served!
If you look, you can see he didn’t really “kick” her. Her arm was outwards and his foot hit that, which is what really happened. Or so I believe.
egati sme6nika tozi
if you look closely, you can see the stunt double. is not a girl, notice the beard.
Holy god that’s horrible but seriously SHAME on parents who let their kids wander around like they’re invincible! I was on a ferry this summer and a woman was following her child as he wove his way around people crammed on to this boat and was just waiting for something to go ‘horribly wrong’. CONTAIN YOUR DAMN KIDS AND THIS WON’T HAPPEN. EITHER THAT OR DON’T BLOODY WELL BREED.
i actually started crying (from sadness not from laughing)
omg ; ;
THATS THE FUNNIEST FAIL I HAVE EVER SEEN
JOIZUZ
I think you people all lack empathy for laughing at something like this. It looks like that kid gets seriously hurt, and I find it quite disturbing that anyone would find that funny. BTW I love all the other clips/pix I’ve seen on this site, but this was just not funny.
Piss poor parenting… (1) not only does the parent not look after the child, but now (2) the dancer is traumatized for unintentionally hurting the child…
Am I the only one who thinks this should be a WIN and not a FAIL???
7 9.5 9 Perfect backflip FTW
\o/ \o/ \o/
we is many !!!
PWNED
this video is so nice please sent for me more in me email
haduuken!
song – FAIL!
poor baby
lol fatality
What the hell was that kid thinking? *G, lets run towards him, maybe he wants 2 play*
More like Parenting and Monkey fail. You mean to tell me not even the people watching that retarded tribal stomping crap could have steered away the baby or told the guy to watch out. Of course not, because they are never around their baby’s mom long enough to know what a child is.
If anybody is that f*cking STUPID top let their toddler wander out like that while theres a dude going crazy and flailing around, they dont deserve to be a parent. what a f*cking IDIOT!that poor child should be taken away from her.
PARENTING FAIL.
DANCING WIN!
GOD DAMN! that kid got SERVED!
That was awful. It wasn’t the dancer’s fault, but that was a serious tragedy. Small kids like that have no idea what goes on
I hope she’s alright.
She got served.
Lol, she just got SERVED.
LOL
slowmow that
FALCON KICK
TERMS OF USE FAIL!
best video …EVER!!!