Comments on: Drunk Fail

By: kinefail

kinefail — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:48:31 +0000

this is the most funny pic on fail blog by far! thank you, uploader!

By: Bwggy

Bwggy — Sun, 31 May 2009 10:44:35 +0000

Nice try

By: JB Whatchacallit

JB Whatchacallit — Tue, 26 May 2009 03:51:18 +0000

Hopefully he lives in an honest community, because only then would he get his shoes back.

By: Ultimadonut

Ultimadonut — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 16:34:43 +0000

I Believe the man left a Douche Burger in those shoes, and he wants it back :/

By: colinthebox

colinthebox — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:08:08 +0000

not for much longer (insert devious smiley here)

By: you idiot

you idiot — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 06:04:33 +0000

he would have been saved by the rubber soles.

By: you idiot

you idiot — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:59:53 +0000

clearly you have never been properly drunk.

By: Cremepuff

Cremepuff — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 02:48:08 +0000

Or itd be magical

By: Alotta Fagina

Alotta Fagina — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 06:37:05 +0000

and part of his suffix

By: Alotta Fagina

Alotta Fagina — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 06:36:02 +0000

Were you the one who “accidentally the whole urinal cake?”

…use an action verb.

By: MisterQwerty

MisterQwerty — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:10:19 +0000

You sure aren’t writing one!

By: MisterQwerty

MisterQwerty — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:59:41 +0000

Double Epic Win.

By: barry bonds

barry bonds — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:42:16 +0000

what does drunk mean?

By: Aja

Aja — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 19:49:56 +0000

When I’m drunk I sometimes fall asleep / pass out with my glasses stil on. Then I spend the next morning turning my bed inside out to find them. They usually end up underneath the mattrass or inside the pillow case.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:17:52 +0000

I do like making my Admiral smile.

(And tingle!)

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:59:36 +0000

Well, I’m just glad that “gaff” is at least a marginally acceptable form of “gaffe”. And oh, the “thorough and fare” comment put a smile on my face and inside in that special place.

By: Marius

Marius — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:38:54 +0000

My fault. I tried to play with the good-bad-instincts-clouded judgment and still keep the route-path theme. Massive overreach.

By: Urinal Biscuit

Urinal Biscuit — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:53:29 +0000

I actually did this.

Got drunk, fell asleep on a friends couch, half sleep walked myself outside to pee, and THEN woke up – not at all realizing I had gone back to a friends house WHERE I HAD NEVER BEEN BEFORE – and only then came to the realization that I was barefoot, standing on a sidewalk, and had no clue where I was. A SCARY moment even for one hungover sack!

By: s

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:26:17 +0000

be careful; Jack Daniels makes you incredibly pregnant.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:48:54 +0000

Five if you want her satisfied.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:44:32 +0000

I see you have been to my house before.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:40:58 +0000

Whew, I am just glad my faith is restored in the Admiral. I was quite surprised to think he didnt get it. The world is right again.

By: drysluckyseven

drysluckyseven — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:32:20 +0000

Well, I was gonna call but then I remembered the drunk dude on my counch left with his shoes.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:37:59 +0000

Is this the same drunk who lost his rubber fist?

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:18:45 +0000

a memorable couch is coin operated and heart shaped.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:18:05 +0000

Heeeeee!

It’s okay…the Admiral is asleep.

*runs fingers through his hair*

He looks so innocent, doesn’t he??

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:18:03 +0000

oh thanks, but really I was asking if it was a friend of his bare foot.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:17:22 +0000

California?

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:15:59 +0000

LOL

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:12:10 +0000

opps.. your reply was on the second page… I accidentally between the admiral and the dragon!

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:09:05 +0000

Uhh.. Dragon? I think the Admiral has been waiting patiently here for you.

By: Mel

Mel — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:11:25 +0000

Unless of course you woke up on the couch… and walked off without your shoes.

By: Avis

Avis — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:09:13 +0000

I agree wholeheartedly!! Never too many “o”s!

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:06:38 +0000

Now why on earth are you guys talking about the “o” as if it’s a bad thing?? You can never have too many “o”s!!

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:03:40 +0000

Don’t worry, I have extras. My students use them by the TON.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:53:19 +0000

Sorry I’m late!! It took me forever to find your sho….

*sees the crowd, their ears perked up, listening avidly*

Ummm…I mean, I…I’m just late. Mm-hm. That’s all.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:43:31 +0000

Hmm. Looks like my ride is not showing up.

By: k-k-k-katy

k-k-k-katy — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:28:45 +0000

My husband won’t let me drink tequila if he is not present. When I do, everyone suddenly starts looking like him and has thus caused me significant problems when it comes down to where I’m going to sleep.

By: Avis

Avis — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:26:57 +0000

I’m beginning to think EVERYTHING is the start of a pun run here.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:25:28 +0000

You are thorough and fare.

*grin*

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:22:17 +0000

I understood Ryannon’s double entendre. It’s Marius’ comment that has me at a dead end. At that point, it wasn’t clear to me that a pun run had begun. Thanks for the explanation. I don’t mind an embarrassment here and there as long as I learn something when the day is done.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:06:36 +0000

Nevermind!

*removes post*

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:06:08 +0000

Cul de (Bal)zac.

I think.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:05:25 +0000

Cul de sac? Play on ballsac aka marble sack aka gonads. Bad pun, blame it on me

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:59:33 +0000

I’ve been running in a circle trying to figure out why I’m too stupid to figure out a Balzac reference. Is my only gaff that I went with electricity instead of roadway, or is there an arterial failing still hidden from me?

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 02:40:05 +0000

You trucker, you brought her!

By: meeeeee

meeeeee — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:20:39 +0000

easily faked

By: spunklemunk

spunklemunk — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:59:28 +0000

Sounds like a ‘drinking story’ win to me

By: ghehorg

ghehorg — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:50:45 +0000

trucker? thats what the kids are calling it these days.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:34:01 +0000