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It’s where all the Yes on 8 people live!
What?
I think Mouse is referring to referendum 8 in California that bans gay marriage.
Indeed he is. It passed though
i think gays are just gross, unless there lesbians.
yea…. more lesbians making out on tv.. but only hot ones
Hey mind your own business republipig
wow you’re a dumbass
People like you make me despair so much. Grow up.
Quit being so overly sensitive… whiny libs are just as bad a hardcore conserv…
Quit whining and suck it up dum@ss! I believe you are the one who needs to grow up
no don’t conform church is for weak minded people same with that urinal
take that talk to pundit kitchen you noob
Good point. Fail blog is too high class for it to be appropriate to mock ignorant people here.
LOL!!!!
This is fake, no plumbing. it is only held there by 4 nails.
This is a failed fail.
That does not mean people won’t pee in it.
thats what she said
drips urine down leg…
the plumbing could go through the wall. but only an idiot would be in a urinal that says high voltage over it.
first?
You fail like McCain.
QQ
WIN!
Moron!
That’s gotta hurt
It burns when you pee!
It turns the urinal cake into fireworks
the whole thing?
Accidenty ?
Whoa, how did you make that backwards “b”??
Wrote it on a mirror and scanned the mirror
Not looked at it from the bottom of the sea?
Mounted on an outside wall? The poice will arrest users for indecent exposure!
Local police force job creation scheme?
Increase revenue from fines = WIN
haha no one can nest on MY comments haha
That’s Bullcrap… (I needed it so much)
I LOVE URINAL CAKES!
With ice cream and hot fudge?
… dunked in hot coffee?
Make sure that’s a urinal cake you are dunking.
Thanks, after failing to put my coffee mug on the desk properly and then knocking it off I have now warmed up my wedding tackle. *Owwwww runs away screaming*
But first you managed of writing all that down ? I suppose it takes a while before the hot fluid covers the entire humongous great…
*managed to
That urinal looks like quite a tackle warmer.
my wedding tackle consisted of a bridal… and saddle… and bit….
Failblog eating my comment fail….
I the whole exploding urinal cake. What should I do?
Accidentally?
Use an action verb. =D
as opposed to an inaction verb?
You must’ve missed that fail…
Man…sometimes I feel sorry for the newbies, or those who go away and come back, since the bulk of our conversation revolves around inside jokes…!
I actually was a visitor to this site for a while before I started commenting. (Which actually made it tricky to go back and find which fail I first commented on!)
Same here, I’ve no idea what my first comment was on.
Lol. Mine’s easy since I can just google it. I made my very first comment under the name Comment Tater (as in tater tots; I was immature, ok?) and I only used that name for that one comment.
Actually, I believe it may have been Comment Tator.
I have NO idea where or when my first comment is. But I lurked for a while and learned about things before I posted anything, too.
My first comment was ripped to shreds by ReTardis. Something
about GhostBusters. I recovered nicely.
Oh man…she’s the one who said she fell in love with me and asked if I’d consider being a “vagitarian” with her.
*snork*
LMAO @ vagitarian… I’m honored to be in the presence of such sage and funny individuals, every time I post here. If I recall, my first comment was a flame on some troll or someone being stupid, and it garnered an “Oh, My” from one of you lovely ladies. After that, I was totally hooked.
*looks in phone book for failblog addiction specialist*
We’ve corrupted the specialist, I don’t think that he’ll be much help.
Eh, that’s okay, I don’t really want to be cured anyway. It’s way too much fun here!
Oooh…I think I was the one who replied to you, Lunchbox!
*grin*
SO,… you feel sorry for those who HAVEN’T spent excessive amounts of time wasted on this website? That is kind of like the special education student feeling sorry for the other kids who don’t get to wear a helmet to class.
No…it’s much more like strewing pearls before swine.
*flicks a pearl at Adoni*
I believe my first post was around the S.L.U.T. fail.
TMI
Three Mysterious Initials
lol
That Might Itch
The Mohegan Indians
Too Much Information
The Magic Ingredient
Three Mile Island
Twat Munchers International
That My Iguana
Tit Monger Industries
Infection
WHOA ! They named a disease after you ?
depends which way you look at it.
That’s what Heisenberg said
yep but he was relatively uncertain
and hard to pin down
now he knows how Lou Gherrig or Bill Aids felt.
TESLA Magic Incontinence
Too Much Injury.
Time Marches In.
The Mighty Idiot
The McCain Incident… last night… you know, the one where he got told, “NO” by an entire Nation!?
(tee hee! that was awesome!)
*sniff* my home state made me proud, they finally got it right
*passes around celebratory mimosas to everyone!*
Im in California. My state always makes me proud…. except for Prop 8, but thats forgivable
Taking away civil liberties is forgivable?
we forgave Florida didnt we?
No.
It took Florida 3 elections to finally get it right but then again, I dont think having a governor named Bush helped in the last 2. But we got it right this time *score*
*weeps for Missouri*
It was so close. SO. freaking. close.
And, I’m happy to say, my town was one of the few blue spots in the state.
Still…I’m thinking a move is in order soon.
This is the first time a Democrat has won the election without winning Missouri.
Did you all watch both his and McCain’s speeches last night? I had goosebumps all night!
Yep…I couldn’t stop weeping, I was so happy!
I sorta watched Obama’s. I was on the phone giddily exclaiming how freaking happy I was to a few friends. I did not watch McCain. There is something about McCain that renders him unwatchable. I don’t know what it is.
My friends, it’s his… totally… monotone… style of… speaking.
And the blinking. And the weird shoulder to neck ratio. And the super-short looking arms. And the total bullshit that comes out of his mouth.
Yes. And the “that one” thing. And the mindless wandering around. Did you see that Daily Show piece about the third debate?
LOL. I think you hit the nail on the head, my friend.
Oh and I loved how Palin looked close to tears.
That was satisfying, and I don’t care how heartless that makes me.
*nudges Loz*
(Me too.)
Me three.
My state turned blue last night. I’m so proud. Today I was a total racist and went and hugged all my black friends. About fricken time.
For you punk enthusiasts, check out Retching Red’s “Blue kid trapped in a red state”. Good hardcore girl punk!!!
Thank you for making me laugh, Loz.
The Mongolian Interstate!
Teflon Made Invisible?
Your Penis gets chopped off
It maKES u THINK IF U RLY WANTED TO PEEE AND IF U STILL WANT TO.
That’s What She Said.
I like the yellow arrow. For those who cannot look straight when peeing.
Yeah, i know people who have trouble looking straight while peeing. in fact they have toruble looking straight most of the time.
*trouble
maybe its to aid hand-eye coordination.
*it’s
You win a paws trophy.
And now for something completely different.
A man with voltage up his junk!
Me junk on fire
Me junk on fire screaming hot, hot, hot!
*conga line*
Thanks… you just gave me the mental image of a bunch of naked men with their junk hanging out there, doing the conga while getting shocked… LMAO!
Wouldn’t they be doing the Electric Slide?
Some men I have known need at least four arrows to aim, they would still pee on their shoes however.
All men I know need four arrows to aim and still pee on the toilet seat.
ROFL
It’s because they don’t stop and ask for directions no matter what they are doing.
Did they follow the compass on their lunchboxes?
Its part of a complex targeting system we have… it breaks down frequently, but when it works, empires will fall, barriers will tumble, and doors will open
yeah… *yawn*.. let me know when it starts working…
“Some men I have known”.
Sounds strange. Did you end the friendship ? Did they piss on YOUR shoes too ?
It appears to be outside. How rare!
Whoever tries to use it is gonna get wet feet. It hasn’t been plumbed in.
Wet feet are the least of one’s worries when he’s arcing.
Wet feet connects you to ground. Then High Voltage through your sausage will lead to a charred wiener and overheated nuts
Hm, I feel rather peckish now.
Chestnuts roasting on an open urinal
Jack’s fluid dripping on his toes
He’s Mr. Vermont, right?
mmmm… maple flavored urinal cake…
Urinal cakes being flung and on fire
And folks messed up like on death row
Everybody knows an arrow and a voltage sign
Are needed when the urinal’s outside
Drunken scmucks, with their eyes all a-blur
Will get a shock when peein’ tonight
but if you sit down on this white nice tidy ultrasonic-cleaned toilet and hold your feet in the air nothing will happen.
You may need a safety belt for better risk avoidance
No risk no fun!
LöL @ Søren
thats sounds like a high risk manuever
I am shocked and pissed !
I am pissed yet thrilled.
“you wish!” he trilled
“…upon a star…” he chirped.
‘I’m pissin on every rainbowwww…. That I see…’
ahh, those classic songs of the 70′s…
Back before the new phenomena: rainbows near the ground.
That didn’t happen 20 years ago.
there was less gravity back then
and less hours in the day
Makes no difference where you are…
You have been given shocked and pissed?
He HAS been given the Shocker!
Electric pecker wrecker.
Which you measure with the peter meter.
crapper zapper
Why the hell is there a urinal on the outside of a building anyway? Or is it just a cheap knockoff of a Duchamp?
To discourage drunks from urinating on the wall?
Updated Marcel Duchamp – “Electric Fountain”.
Its readymade for your enjoyment.
maybe its an ironic criticism.
*it’s (F*CK twice in one fail thread)
Once bitten, f*cked twice?
*eyes Ryannon lustfully*
*gets out a muzzle*
Perhaps your apostrophes are arriving late because of damage done recently to the space-time continuum. Impunctual or unpunctual punctuation?
Is that a naked picture in the window?
I used the magic picture enhancer they use in Hollywood films and I can guarantee that is a picture of McCain naked
Now I will burn my computer screen and wash my eyes with bleach
Hmmm still looks like a naked picture. I should go back to bed.
Bring a towel.
Towelie, you’re the worst character ever!
I know.
d’you wanna get high?
That’s a blind in the window. You can tell by the pixels.
I like how you can check the temperature and pee at the same time. It’s a thoughtful placement win.
It seems a thermometer, but in fact it is a voltmeter.
You don’t want it to get cold…
You wouldn’t like it when it’s cold…
A naked picture is used so when the widdler gets a woody his wang withers.
No, actually I was wearing flesh-colored tights.
A friend of mine went outside at a barn dance for a pee. When he came back he had a most anguished look on his face. In the darkness he had managed to piss on an electric fence. We all found it very funny!
A friend of mine once went into the ladies’ room in a pub to prove that he could manipulate time and space with his mind. We all got thrown out… wait a minute, that wasn’t my friend, that was on Heroes.
You 3 actually have friends?
why, thought you were the only one? wait…
I have no friends, just a good memory!
He had tons of friends but they kept going outside to pee and were never heard from again.
Or they were heard screaming “EGADS” and then never seen again…
STOP ! I’m at work and can’t stop laughing now !
Better stop laughing before you pee and electrocute yourself.
That’s the punishment at czuhc’s workplace for people who take a gander at FAIL Blog on company time.
Oh Gladiator, I didn’t expect to see you here. I thought you’d be curled up in a ball somewhere crying.
I suspect he may be in a state of denial.
.
Oh, and…
*grabs Loz by the waist*
*dips Loz*
*epic smooch*
*masturbates*
I’m watching you!!!
Oh
that has made my night.
*fans self*
*thinks* Maybe connecting the toilet to the mains wasn’t so funny after all.
*ooo too much to drink*
That’s what SHE s… Ehm, sorry.
A former winner of the Darwin Award won by climbing up an electric pole and sitting there for hours drinking beer. When he had to pee he stood up on the pole and peed on the wires.
Noncommercial, huh? I see ads on this site. lolfailblogfail
Would you prefer to pay a subscription charge to run the servers?
And if I am not mistaken, it is Creative Commons that is boasting the non-commercial, not failblog.
Please post the pictures.
(.Y.)
they’re fake.
An artists impression?
Dang it! I had a comment here saying they’re photoshopped, and it appeared and then got eaten…
License FAIL. How is this noncommercial use?
damn i cant hold any longer
Aim for the wall!!!
Just don’t hit the thermometer. It’s probably connected to high voltage electricity as well.
Looks like somebody ate too much Magnetic field a bowl of rice capped!
Looks like someone taped that arrow to the wall. The way its shadow shows under the piece of siding, it doesn’t appear to have been digitally added.
so were calling this one busted?
LOL
well you see i was taking a piss then BAM!
CC-NC doesn’t mean you can put it here. The site is not a non-profit organization (I guess). However, Fair Use allows it as critical commentary. So: crediting fail. Nice of you though.
“Danger danger
high voltage
when we touch, when we kiss”
Electric Six – High Voltage
In the video the guy has a big lightbulb in his pants and his crotch lights up when he says “high voltage”. I like to think this is a reference
Don’t worry, the MythBusters proved you can’t electrocute yourself with urine streams unless you’re six inches away from the object! *shot*
hmmm, possibly a new torture device, hate to be subject to this one
EPIC WIN!
This is a double fail! Not only is the urinal outside, but its high voltage! lol!
im surprised nobody else noticed!
THAT IS A WIN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!
someone should put a plastic bag on it.
This should be a win