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ruff neighborhood
It’s a dog eat dog world
Someone’s been barking up the wrong tree.
To fetch a thief.
No, just let him lie.
I double dog dare you to wake him up
He shouldn’t be LION around!
heh heh…. wait.
Is the guy running carrying a doggy bag?
There they are, doggedly chasing that dog.
I think that’s a dawg, since the sign says “no dogs allowed”…
Maybe they’re going to play football?
he looks like he wants to play
WIN!
i dont get it…
Well I’ll be doggone.
fat policeman fail too
interesting
These puns go to the dogs.
Dennis never was good at keeping his dog under control.
… Fleas the scene of the crime..
A mite too flighty, if you ask me.
He should bee locked up.
That would just tick him off.
gnat our problem…
Someone will fly off the handle over this.
I refuse to believe your lice!
I don’t think you can worm your way out of this.
You’re very antsy about the outcome, aren’t you?
Gnat even gonna try to come up with something clever.
This is so un-boll weevil-able.
Shh. Don’t scarab her off.
*wanders into thread*
The dog was hungry, so aphid him…what’s going on with you guys?
Speaking of her, did you hear what katydid?
She got into a slug fest with Milli
You moth-er?
Then millipede all over herself.
Yes, but taking in the scale of things it wasn’t so bad.
Yeah, after it was over they both went and got some grub.
Wow, that katydid had some whonking big tsetsecles.
Termite not be so good though.
You’ll feel better after a few vacation thrips.
I think she does it just to spider.
Cicada go now. See ya’ll tommow.
@#$%@#$%@#$%$#% Last f#$%ing post.
Crap!
I need a towel for my keyboard. Tsetsecles, LOL.
(Hee!)
(side splitting laughter won’t stop below this level… or above it for that matter)
(and thank gawd for that, yeah?)
(Here on failblog, the side-splitting laughter never stops. It just gets killed by some noob trying to be funny. For example, Shadow.)
I still have a slight residue of laughter. It’s trailing off gradually.
*gigglesplutter*
I lollllllllll’d… nah, I lost it.
Oh, look, something shiny! Btw, does anyone have any ritali… oh, butterfly!
ooo are we back on the bad bug puns?
(insect bad joke here)
WOAH don’t FLY off the handle.. he’d love a good BEEfing
All these puns are starting bug me.
Damnit!
WIN!
These bad puns are BUGging me! HAHA! oh, nvm..
Some Tom and Jerry show is it?
wow, it took me a while to get that
arf…
erf…
orf…
urf…
irf
woff woff
sdfhyhd
*unf*
wtf?
unf-unf.de
Why so winky?
Why so serious?
Why so precarious?
it’s the force
Stay the course.
Would you like a horse?
Of course, of course.
So coarse!
No remorse
Inspector Morse?
RIP
No discourse.
Special discount
rhyming fail.
timing fail
Lets all endorse
and ride the rail
Wanna go for a sail?
Beyond the pale?
Look out!! A whale!!!
My rhyme’s a fail.
Eh…minor detail.
Today is moving like a snail…
you’re looking kinda pale…
OW! I broke a nail!
Wow, it’s starting to hail.
That’s ’cause I just came in from the hail. Brrrr.
*lols at our mutual fail*
Cost or retail?
*lols* You’re leaving a trail.
That’s not me, that’s my snail.
Just keep it away from the Ale.
Is it a male?
Men don’t eat kale.
Especially when it’s stale.
Can snails read braille?
No, you’ll have to tell them the tale.
No. You should read them a bedtime tale.
like attaching jell-o to a tree with a NAIL….
Says the horse,
I should dismount.
i think i’ll have a pale ale…and sit on a hay bail….
Says the horse, “Should I dismount?”
Aaaand, suddenly this thread is derailed.
“dismounting services available at discount”
look for your discount certificate in the mail….
I looked and looked to no avail
On your remount
Bow-wow.
bonus sale
BEST THREAD EVER…. ‘ourse
Discount’s will not nest below this level, nor do they include socks.
ärf
ürf
örf
puke…err… barf… (where’s the difference?
)
Shazoo!
Smurf?
surf and turf?
crayons!
arf²
Barrack McCain?! Now that IS bizzare!
*Space-time continuum begins to bend…*
Damn that Uri Geller!
Fork Uri Geller!
Where’s that Titanium guy when you need him??
All I have is my trusty Spork of the Gods. Will that work?
Uri Geller wont nest below this level?
Did you know that the Smurfs were a communist plot to take over the world? It means Socialist Men Under a Red Father. That is why Papa smurf looks like Marx. Whoever thinks of these theories needs to get a job and/or put down the pot.
buidontwana (put down the pot)
woah…
you know a lot
*goes to hide smurf lunchbox*
Ya put yer weed in there…
i put smartie powder in there
*sniff*
it’s just as good as cheese!
cheese heroin?
smack-wiz
Horseveeta
Henrylea
Are you saying lunchbox is short?
*shrinks from the truth*
Grower vs shower?
LoL, definitely Grower. His attorney has a much better case than Shower’s.
Growers are more fun anyway. It’s like a pleasant surprise when it does.
The gift that keeps on giving? (not to be confused with an STD)
Never heard those terms (at least in this context) before,
and I had to look them up. So there are men whose penis is
the same size flaccid as it is erect? I’d be in serious trouble if that were always the case.
I once dated a shower that was very…. disappointing. Think lipstick tube.
I once dated Mr. Button.
*snortgiggle*
*ja fail takes the bong away from Asinus*
I will put down the pot until probably approximately exactly 4:20 this afternoon.
“Whoever thinks of these theories needs to get a job”. Says the guy who has enough time (and curiosity?!) to research the mysterious connection between Smurfs and Marx.
I personally think whoever created the Smurfs was just a big ‘ol perv, as there were a bunch of male smurfs, but only one smurfette. Kinky. But that’s probably just because I have a sense of humor.
He did research nothing. It’s a well known internet story.
And, you know what?
WHOOOSH!!!
WHOOOSH!!!
All Smurfs are born A-sexual. Smurfette is an artificiality created
Smurf, she was made to trick the smurfs into a trap by the bad guy
(i forgot his name)
But after papa Smurf invited her to live with them.
Suck on that!
Gargamel. And I freakin’ HATE the smurfs.
*ja fail takes the bong away from Katie*
*puff puff* pass
On the left hand side?
(Glad to see my earworm is still alive and wiggling)
Oh great! Say hi to him/her for me! Btw: How can you tell if a worm is a boy or a girl?!?
Didn’t ya see Donnie Darko? Being a Smurf is pointless, none of them were equipped.
The definition of irony doesn’t escape you, does it? /golfclap
Also /fail at believing an obvious troll post.
sometimes yrf.
わああい！一番だ！ばんざい！
Oh great, I fail at being first in Japanese.
いいもん、六番だ！
by a minute
… but only the select few can read it!
Took you too long to write all this Japanese.
With a simple “First!” you would habe been first.
habe = common abbreviation for “have” if you didn’t know already
It’s not an abbreviation if it has the same number of letters. In that case, it’s either a typo, or just plain dumb. Everyone knows the abbreviation for have is “hab” lulz
Habe is German for have
(In the first person singular).
WHOOOSH!!!
Or the German word for have, in fact.
308f, 3042, 3042, 3044, ff01, 4e00, 7568, 3060, ff01, 3070, 3093, 3056, 3044, ff01.
Are you trying to put a hex on us?
I’m just repeating what BondFan4518 said. I don’t know what it means.
Ok, I thought you were one of those hexing decimallists.
6c 6f 6c
Roffle. Ichiban Janai.
So, you wanted me to chase after him and run in circles, right boss?
Well, he’s doing a bang up job of herding him anyway.
This is why collies don’t get invited onto the police force.
why are you talking
Can’t you talk out of your asse?
can you spell ass?
Can you showcase your ignorance even more?
…Oh wait. You can’t. Nevermind.
Whoa, I leave for five minutes to watch my nephew be born, and all hecks breaks loose!
Love,
The Asse
Recognizing a failblog shibboleth: FAIL.
Why are you breathing?
Why are you respiring?
Your so wrew’d.
Are you agent Smith?
No I’m Agent Orange.
I prefered Agent Orange Sunshine back then.
Why are you listening?
Don’t they teach them to do this sometimes for non-violent offenders? /serious questions
He’s just having fun! I’m RUNNING! YAY!
goggie neids to git meeen ;_;
Are you from ICHC? or ICHH? If so, kindly vacate the premises. Lolcat / Loldog is not permitted and you may be prostituted.
Will be, WILL be prostituted!
Git moaning?
hahaha puppy’s first day on the job.
*singsong*
That dog’s getting FI-RED!
> That dog’s getting FRI-ED!
There, fixed that for you.
Corndog?
I think they might wok the dog.
Try the stir-fried Spaniel.. it’s delicious!
I’ll stick to the chilly hot dog. I mean, the hot chili dog.
I actually prefer Hot Dogs
i wonder what dog tastes like?
A lot like chicken.
Unfortunately, I could tell you exactly what dog tastes like…
You see, I was working as a missionary in Southeast Asia. And when you’re a missionary, you eat what’s set before you, no matter how cute it was an hour ago.
A missionary? Really? Eugh.
At least she will know the position in Asia.
Now, that’s taking doggie style to a whole new level…
LOL! Not quite sure how to take that! We did building projects and stuff. We weren’t beating anyone over the head with crucifixes or anything.
Wow, sucks to forget to use the right body language with your dog. For those not in the know, these dogs respond to voice commands, but your body language (and the body language of the target) carries a lot more meaning to the dog. So the handler probably didn’t have the body language to indicate that this person was a threat that needed dealing with. Instead it’s just a bloke running down the street, which is fun and games for the dog.
Note to self: if a police dog starts chasing you, just turn around and say, “Hey buddy! How about a treat? You want a treat? C’mon, boy, let’s get a treat!”
You will let us know how that turns out right?
BTW ^^^^^ *grin* ^^^^^^^^
Oh sure! Hopefully I’ll never be in that situation, but I’m willing to try anything that might help me avoid a 2th-ing.
AHEM!
And WHY is it that you would want to avoid a 2th-ing?
*waits*
Well! It’s just that… a… um… a 2th-ing from a dog might not be that… pleasant… *gulp*
Nothing against other 2th-ers!
Oh, I thought you were saying you were against a 2th-thing. My bad.
*pants*
Is a 2th-thing similar to a 3-some?
*thinks for 1 millisecond*
Why YES!, that’s exactly what it is!
Where do I sign?
Hey, why is Blue2th wearing no pants???
*puts pants back on*
Well…phoo.
LOL! Don’t worry, you still have your darling Admiral
You know, that makes sense. The perp was kinda jogging, so maybe the dog is trained to take down people who are running hard to get away. Jogging probably registered as “let’s go for a run!” rather than “kill kill kill!”
(Chasin’ homans — ur doin it wrong.)
Uh, I think it’s just a bloke that FAILED at training a police dog.
Police dogs don’t play with strangers….
Almost first!
Almost would be an understatement.
Aftmost would be an under statement.
Undermost circumstances, that’s a daft statement.
Innermost situations demand statements to be carefully crafted.
After most statements, all must enter into demanding situations.
Especially if the aforementioned situations demand further statements.
After stating the situation, one must demand entry.
Demanding statements develop damning situations.
First comment is gay
NO you are!
your MOM!~
Why HEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO dear.
i’m gay
Lets make luvz
No marriage for you, thanks to Prop 8.
and now you are a second class citizen in California
Dear Alfre,
Thanks for sharing with the Internet that you are currently fantasizing about anal sex. Good luck scratching that itch. Don’t let us know how it goes.
WIN
I KNOW your are. Your pitcher’s pimp told me so.
What is an are? Can I purchase it at my local Sainsbury’s?
Special offer this week only, pay for two and get one extra free!
Do they come with a reliable sewing kit?
Villains foil police dog by not wearing meat socks…
Your mom is a meat sock.
Your mom is the remnants on the meat sock factory floor.
Is her name Paul?
No. Her name is Joe. She is a plumber.
No but I think she is the walrus.
Well, either way, she gave us ole meat Pi up there ^^
Did you notice that Pi made and statement and then retaliated against himself with a “your mom” joke?
Further proving my theory that trolls can be turned into mincemeat with a few seasonings and a decent grinder…
And let’s not forget the monkey.
Can we make him wear the little fez???
Only if you include the little vest to go with it.
the comments on this site are beyond stupid. shouldnt you 10 year olds be in school right now?
Said by someone for whom capitals and apostrophes are a mystery.
I believe someone like 3 days ago said something about the closed capital shop?
We’ve been using street venders.
blaCk mArket capiTAls dOn’t worK as Well aS grAMmar naZi appROved cAPitals.
No refUnDs EITheR,,,
Why, did none of your classmates show up this morning?
You’re too generous, Avis. I think he got scared because none of his playmates at his nursery showed up.
I keep forgetting that they teach kids to use computers younger and younger these days. Shouldn’t this one still be using his “Leapfrog” system though?
wow: the comments on this site are beyond stupid
.
Glad you could show up, yours certainly wasn’t.
Maybe we missed the subtle irony?
*wrinkles nose*
Bueller?
*Offers warm gummi bear*
Close but no Dr Who.
Dam it!
Shouldn’t you have more dignity than to argue with failbloggers?
We are not arguing. Arguments involve shouting, questioning the validity of parents marriage, reference to body parts and function, improbable actions for the other party to perform and ad hominem attacks. We’re just taking the…
You know, an intellectual process. As opposed to contradiction, which is just the automatic gainsaying of what the other person says.
Hey! I learned a new word today! Thank you TPoB!
No it isn’t!
No it isn’t. Go kill yourself.
(See, the last bit makes it arguing
)
Oh wait. I meant yes it is. My god, I’m going insane.
Ahh takes it to the extreme by arguing with oneself. Good example!
*grins*
They call them time zones. You’ll learn it when you get out of nursery school =3 third grade should do the trick
But, but … isn’t that the point of havin all of the advanced technology in schools sir? So that teachers don’t actualy have to teach anymore???
i like dogs
No need to be ashamed, we accept all races, religions, AND sexual persuasions here.
You’re right. A few posts back someone was rogering a badger … or was he badgering roger?
Wewease Woger!
Is that a set up for one of those “In Soviet Russia” jokes?
Badger that.
Badgers? Badgers? We doon need no steenking badgers!
Must…resist….song…
Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom!
Must never sleeps.
I beg your pardon?
What? Does he look like the Governor?
No, ‘I beg your pardon?’ was my way of saying ‘what in blazes are you on about?’
It’s better to burn out…
I’m certainly not going to fade away.
Besides, most of these comments (specifically the puns) are bad enough to require a Presidential pardon.
Considering the international appeal, the World Court may
have to be petitioned. Can someone get Den Haag on the
phone?
I saw what you did there, Admiral…you young, crazy horse, you.
THAT explains the odor around here!
Nothing is worse than the smell of old, damp, badgers and mushrooms.
Wow! That’s exactly how my wife describes my scent when I come back from a 7-day backpacking trip!
In Soviet Russia, jokes sets up you!
In Soviet Russia, Woger wogers you!
Some need less persuading than others.
Why is there never a “Yes” option on application forms for Sex?
(Yeah, yeah, I just saw it. I thought about changing the wording but I actually like this phrasing better.)
So I’ll beat you to it:
.
So you have to fill out an application to have sex?
Do you have any raping experience?
Uhhh, well… technically/legally you probably should sign a written agreement before having sex, otherwise either of you could accuse the other of rape and get lots of money… so yes, applications would be nice too.
You’ve missed the joke again… The next one should be by your stop at exactly :23 past the hour. Don’t be late, ok?
So, are these forms one size fits all?
Well they are quite fitting.
Is it for an entry-level position?
It did require some experience, I was hoping for some on-the-job training though.
You could always go for an unpaid internship.
Oh, I don’t mind paying.
*POKE!*
Stop it. We’re serious. =[
Sirius?
XM?
Both of which now SUCK since the merger… XM53/Sirius29 is now AC/DC Radio 24/7. What the hell does anyone need with 24 hours of AC/DC??? One hour is pure torture, 24 is death, nonstop is something far, far worse than death.
/rant
While I agree with you about the AC/DC channel, I will be depending on my Sirius on the 20 hour drive to Arkansas. And based on the music I have listened to on my trips out there so far, I will be glad to have it out there.
53/29 were (and I emphasize WERE) the only punk music channels in existence. Instead of replacing a rock station, of which there are many, they dropped the punk. Don’t even get me started on the fact that there are channels on XM that are “Currently Off Air” and they could have used THEM!!!
Chopper; sick balls!
Sick copper falls.
big flopper jowls
rig hopper fouls
“Stand By Me”… right?
Yes.
no, it’s the force
What? Why’s you mad? I remember from police dog school, the bad guys always wear a big, oversized bite suit. So this guy is good guy!
I’d rather choose an oversized butt if I had to bite something.
The dog ate my failblog post!
found it.
Did it have 2th marks?
Is it covered with slobber?
I can’t work when a chopper is chasing me too, or when someone is looking.
Photoshop.
Another proud graduate of the George W. Bush dog obedience school.
Dog’s name is Cheney.
Cheneys got a gun.
His dog day’s just begun
That’s punny
Now everybody is on the run…..
Here comes the sun.
Lyric recognition fail
Hier kommt die sonne.
– Rammstein
She had to take him down easy and bite his gullet to detain
Rag doll, Cheney takes it sleazy
Rag doll, Bush’s little skeezey
So old, never see ya walkin’ in the white house
(with apologies to Aerosmith)
Cheneys cryin’
Cheney’s been in love before
I doubt that he knows what it’s all about.
Now Cheney wouldn’t stay out late…
There’s quail about.
Yes, but I hear she is going back to Alaska.
The Pit-Bull-in-lipstick is going home with her tail between her legs. YAY!!!!
Lol, if her daughter is anything to go off of, that won’t be the only thing between her legs.
Please, someone, stop her from breeding any more trailer-trashettes.
Who? The governor or the daughter?
YES.
NARF!
National Association of Rifle Freaks?
POIT!
Quick, someone call Lion-O!!!
Just trying to take over the world.
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Yes Brain. But what if the chicken won’t wear the pantyhose?
Then we put lipstick on him.
I could try to find a duck and a hose, but…at this hour?
I think so Brain… but do I really need 2 tongues?
I totally missed the initial reference… I was thinking “SNARF” from Thundercats…
*hangs head in shame*
ehhhh
…what’s up, doc?
Updock? Two-fifty, same as in town.
Whats witht eh Looney Toons music?
Actually, the first music is from the series The Prisoner.. anybody else catch that?
Just waiting for Rover.
#6 gets away!
Actually, I recognized it from the Thunderbirds series.
the force….
Okay, now I got it.
You apparently are a fallen jedi muttering things about the force you lost.
Am I right or right am I?
No, he is Darth Shirker
you’re wrong, it’s simply the force – you don’t have to understand it, it’s just the force
You would prefer the theme song from Benny Hill?
Actually yes, so long as the video was played in fast forward.
Which might actually make it worth watching.
Your tax dollars at work…
Post above: Your retards at work.
I think this is in England… so it’s their tax Euros at play.
England’s currency is pound sterling. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE FAIL.
That’s right.
It’s their tax pound on the run.
Musta grown Wings.
Paul McCartney’s Wings?
Don’t they use Euros all over Europe as well?
Have I accidentally time-traveled back to the early 90′s, before the Euros were conceived?
Man, if I could conceive Euros, I’d be rich.
Only if you could deliver them too.
Therein lies the dilemma. I’m thinking C-Section.
C-Sections are for Benjamins.
Duly c-noted.
Gives a whole new spin on shaking your money maker.
FTW.
That might hurt more than poopin out a few pounds.
Marquizzo, I am horrified by your ignorance of currency. The British have proudly refused to accept the Euro. Even now, they are debating whether their participiation in the EU is really necessary.
Denmark and Sweden have also refused the Euro.
Well, it’s right that the British proudly refused using the Euro and are thinking about leaving the EU.
But I think it would be very stupid of
them staying alone on a sinking ship when all the world unites.
I definitely think it would be foolish for us to leave the EU. Primarily because I like being able to travel and work so easily in the rest of Europe.
Well they don’t ise Euros all over Europe.
In fact, Euros can only be used
by states belonging to the European Union and even in the EU there are some states (for example GB) that don’t use the Euro.
And to you further information:
The first “Euros” were invented in 1979
no they don’t. sweden, estonia, latvia, lithuania, and i think some others as well use their own money
And the jailer man and sailor sam were searching every one
That will be a Band on the Run!
And all this time I thought it was “tax pound on the run”.
What do you call a pig with wings?
Linda McCartney!!
Get it! Get it!
*chirping*
:/
I didnt get it.. actually.. thats isnt a fail… Its just a stupid dog going round..!
Hint: the name of the fail is “Police Dog Fail”.
Newspaper headline: Criminals now being used to take police dogs for walks.
Newspaper headline: Criminal found to be dog’s ex-owner
UNRELATED HEADLINE: Author Michael Crichton dies, 66
Newspaper headline: as a memorial of Michael Crichton Jurassic Park is being constructed in Chicago, Illinois, his very own home own
I MISS YOU, YOU BASTARD!
town
I loved the Andromeda Strain.
Farewell, Michael.
Unrelated headline: Gay marriages banned in California.
By a narrow margin
Paradox Headline: Xanxan finds out what PDT is.
And gives birth to twin cubs
With two soggy holes
… and a large zucchini.
And everyone knows, Chicago needs new talent.
*sigh* One step forward and one step back?
The old fundamentalist two-step. But there are at least two lawsuits being filed against Prop 8 today. One by publicity hound attorney, Gloria Alred. So the fight is not over, just extended.
Gloria Alred is the epitome of “two sloppy holes”
I keep wondering how it’s possible for America to take a leap forward with one foot and a stumble backwards with the other. Eventually, something’s got to give. Maybe the economy tanking is its way of losing its balance and landing on the family jewels.
Was the Andromeda Strain due to constipation?
That is a win for the good Doctor.
*grins*
Friend of mine from many years past was a camera man for a local TV news station. He goes out to cover a pot-field raid with the State Police. Quite a large number of plants are ripped out of the ground, piled up and burned (*sob*). Well, whatever burns produces smoke. My friend showed me some video from the burning area that didn’t make it on the news. Red-eyed State Troopers babbling into the camera, and intimidating-looking German Shepherds playfully scampering around just like this dog. One German Shepherd was turning around and around like a dog does when he’s going to lie down… but he did that for about 5 minutes. Sorry for babbling on, this vid just triggered a 20-year-old memory….
Thanks for that.
Hahaha, almost as good as the police dog that searched my car *I was delivering spearmint tea for an organic farm-the mint smell was overwhelming* who decided to sit in the backseat and eat my Taco Bell and immediately vomit on my leather seats. It was confirmed that it was just tea, but I got NO apology.
1th!
Lasteth? to be continued in good time my mime.
Can anyone else not see the thumbs on the voting pages, or it is just me?
No thumbs, big disappointment, can’t pick up my drink!
You’d better think fast, think fast, cause you’ll never know what’s coming around the bend. *hums*
You’d better not blink or breathe, for consequence is a bigger word than you think. It’s bigger than you or me.
I knew I could count on you to finish that. Music is the only thing keeping me sane at the moment. Statistics makes me lose the will to carry on.
Poor Loz. I remember statistics class I used the knowledge to work out how much vodka the average person needed to sit through any given lecture.
Loz, statistics is the only class in college I ever almost failed. Gah…that was a nightmare!
Thankfully I’m not doing a statistics class, it’s only one statistics project for one class. It’s still a nightmare though. SPSS can suck my hairy tsetsecles.
Math is icky.
*hates math with the passion of a thousand burning suns*
Math is a language that I just do not understand.
I get it. I do. I just have difficulties with ideas and equations that only have one right answer.
I actually enjoy maths, to a certain extent. I love toiling through a complex equation and getting this answer at the end of it. Loved physics in school.
Statistics is too wishy-washy for my liking.
I thought statistics was just shaping the sample until you got the result you were looking for.
*Passes bottle to Doc*
Music is the only language everyone understands. Math is the only language that doesn’t want you to understand it.
That’s my philosophy.
“If music be the food of love, play on…”
*plays an elegant, mind-bogglingly sexy jazz solo on his trumpet*
so, is that a crafty new way of saying *masturbates*?? Ceiling Cat is watching you either way.
Speaking of food (though sadly, not of love), I’m off to dinner. I hope you know how absurdly fond I am of all you crazy, wonderful people.
*smooches*
*dedicates solo to Dragon*
Aww, you.
Oooh heaven is a place on earth!
Hate to break it to you but music is based on mathematics.
Lol, yes, yes it is. But music is much more user-friendly. It’s like Firefox vs. IE.
Not only that but the rewards are so much greater.
Yeah. You can play some really FoxyTunes with music, as well.
*SNORK!*
*RONKS!*
*currently listening to Flobots*
Sooooo… what song is that, anyway?
*slaps self*
I so should have known that.
*shakes head* You have far to go, young Skywalker.
Oh hell, this was hilarious! Especially with the music!!
good lord WHUT is thet poor dawg doin? XD
Good soundtrack fail.
hehe…looks lyke teh goggie wantz to plays wif someones…
he wasnt trained very well, huh?
i love how the loony tunes theme just tops it off so well
: )
wow that was pretty lame
i think the music made it crappy thou
That dog probabuly wasn’t even a police dog, it more looks like its
owned by the guy who is running.
So sad. Disappearing posts.
Oh man. These comments are almost funnier than the video itself.
Welcome to Failblog comments! Make yourself comfortable.
THAT! WAS! AWESOME!
Behold: The “Dee dee dee!” police dog.
Is that all you want to say to us?
He didn’t catch him after a dogged pursuit.
More than likely he is a drug sniffer. If only the guy had weed in his pants.
Like dog like cop @#$%^
Well…this is not a Fail, the dog is very smart, cus If he did attack the man, jump on him, bite him, then the man possibly sue the dog, the doghandler, the police, and even the whole goverment…
that is the point of a police dog though. they are supposed to either sniff out bombs/drugs or catch running felons.. usualy they do that by biting down on the felon and scaring them enough so they stay still. can’t quiet do that if the dog is a de de dee.
the music makes half the video
wtf
and the county judge, who held a grudge
Humor fail.
Pshaw!
My god stop with the awful dog puns!
so did they catch the guy
Dog high?
stupid dog =]
It looks like the dog is having a pretty good time.
retarded dog ROBBER DUDE WIN!!!
not a dog fail, he was just not told to take down the guy is all. police dogs are trained to not bite and bring down unless told to. So they just try to piss off the evader.