Comments on: Fasting Fail

By: frogman

frogman — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:19:14 +0000

Religious understanding fail! XD

By: the failure

the failure — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:32:23 +0000

McDonald’s?

By: ur mom

ur mom — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:13:24 +0000

u got something against mclovin you queerosexual

By: cupcake

cupcake — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:37:20 +0000

ahaha funny!
But fasting in the christian context doesn’t necessarily refer to food!

By: Kazelqhz

Kazelqhz — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:46:31 +0000

Hi webmaster!

By: Raspberri

Raspberri — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:28:27 +0000

Can’t take a joke, eh?
Cheer up! *gives you a kitten*

By: elmico

elmico — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:26:58 +0000

u hav no life … laugh a little ..cry alot!!

By: elmico

elmico — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:26:11 +0000

wtf dont fkin put that shit on here lies thats wat it is dont get at muslims!!!!!!

allahuakbar

By: Me

Me — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:46:05 +0000

Who are u trying to be, Seal?

By: Dan2025

Dan2025 — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:45:19 +0000

Has anyone taken into consideration that this might be a conference on HOW to pray & fast?

By: gorila

gorila — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:26:54 +0000

mc fail? what kind of stupid name is that? are you trying to be an eastern european rnb singer?

By: rrr

rrr — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:31:07 +0000

How about fisting conference?

By: Dr Hugh

Dr Hugh — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 11:45:41 +0000

I got as far as ‘prophets must be stoned’ and started wondering if they had any vacancies.

By: Cessnance

Cessnance — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 11:19:38 +0000

That’s because the rest of the reference was cropped. It’s Ezra 8:21: “Then I proclaimed a fast there, at the river of Ahava, that we might afflict ourselves before our God, to seek of him a right way for us, and for our little ones, and for all our substance.”
This is not a fail

By: GOD

GOD — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:23:37 +0000

Dear followers

Fail less.

Sincerely,
Your Beloved God

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:56:07 +0000

Food? There was food?

By: Marius

Marius — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:48:53 +0000

No, she was too tired to fight about it.

By: Joel

Joel — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:21:35 +0000

can I also just point out…

Passage listed, presumably as some sort of justification for the conference.

Ezra 8:2: “of the descendants of Phinehas, Gershom;
of the descendants of Ithamar, Daniel;
of the descendants of David, Hattush”

What does this have to do with the price of feet?

By: ghehorg

ghehorg — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:40:00 +0000

or tasty.

By: ghehorg

ghehorg — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:39:23 +0000

that explains the whole Juses and the nails thing.

By: ghehorg

ghehorg — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:38:46 +0000

By: ghehorg

ghehorg — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:36:55 +0000

what food? hey, guys…. what food?

By: ghehorg

ghehorg — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:36:32 +0000

win.

By: ghehorg

ghehorg — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:35:14 +0000

youre hiered!

By: ghehorg

ghehorg — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:34:52 +0000

great, now we need a prideful balance beam. You guys are SO needy.

By: ghehorg

ghehorg — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:33:35 +0000

poor old sod… you see its only me.

By: ghehorg

ghehorg — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:31:59 +0000

now now, we wil have nun of that.

By: ghehorg

ghehorg — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:31:14 +0000

he says hes coming, but youve got to pay him cash.

By: ghehorg

ghehorg — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:30:44 +0000

no anchovies, please.

By: Mindmute

Mindmute — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:32:15 +0000

Lucky sod…

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:25:04 +0000

Words are pretzels? That explains why W. struggles with them!

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:18:43 +0000

Oh Lord, bless us with a bigger buffet, and, if it’s not too much trouble, please turn these fish into pizzas. Amen.

By: Deacon Blues

Deacon Blues — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:14:16 +0000

Could you call the doctor? I think I’m gonna crash…

By: Lunchbox

Lunchbox — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:08:51 +0000

All while his mojo’s risin’…

By: Lunchbox

Lunchbox — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:06:08 +0000

Wow, that’s the first time I’ve ever had three women in my pants…

By: raelalt

raelalt — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:45:34 +0000

What a singular accomplishment.

By: McFail

McFail — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:39:10 +0000

*cowers*

By: raelalt

raelalt — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:36:52 +0000

No, he’s just parading softly.

By: McFail

McFail — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:35:01 +0000

We ain’t goin’ no where but got suits and cases… *continues singing in head*

By: Avis

Avis — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:20:42 +0000

*shakes….. *
Ummmm… yeah…. *blushes*

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:19:50 +0000

2009 is going to be a great year!

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:14:27 +0000

You’ll have to bridle your enthusiasm for the time being.

By: morningstar

morningstar — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:12:45 +0000

Webdesign fail as well

By: Mouse

Mouse — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:09:34 +0000

You mean to tell everybody that their imaginary super-friend doesn’t take bribes? What good is worshiping an all-powerful, all-knowing being if you can’t outwit him and manipulate him to fulfill your own petty wishes?

By: Mouse

Mouse — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:05:51 +0000

Let’s not be hasty.

By: Capt. Awesome

Capt. Awesome — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:55:42 +0000

Hopefully God changes course because the courses the resteraunts keep giving us suck. God makes better meals.

PS fasting makes me hungry

PPS Your female parental unit

By: Juses is a trad

Juses is a trad — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:45:05 +0000

Even without meals, the conference is a fail.

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:24:39 +0000

I second that!

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:24:44 +0000

*shakes marraccas*

By: Odo Trip

Odo Trip — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:20:10 +0000

That’s usually my tie-breaker as well.