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Loose 25 pounds, send you checks to the above address.
You mean “lose”, loser.
Loosing is not a option.
Losing is.
And apparently remembering past fails is not.
But failing spectacularly to the amusement of others is!
That and a wholesome past time.
lose weight with our abortionists!!!
hahaha thats what i was thinking
She’s preggo in the first pic…
That’s the joke.
If you loosen her tongue, she’ll tell you why her jeans appear looser.
She was the biggest looser.
Loser, not looser XD.
*facepalm*
I had rather lose the battle than that failer
Should loosen you and me.
Failers oft bite lovely words atwain
Which ours are too intrince t’ unloose
Let me not be pent up, Admiral: I will fast, being loose.
True, true; and now you will be my percolation and let me loose.
(Sorry — I’m not worthy!)
Why, this passes, Master Admiral; you are not to go
loose any longer; you must be pinioned.
*pins and percolates*
hey dragon, wazzup??
Pssst… I think she’s a little busy right now.
hey!! how are you? i am currently seeing stars because i have been banging my head on my desk at this pic…
Showoff.
I think when he says “loose” he is referring to your mother.
I tried it and it works!
How months were you pregnant?
sentence structure fail
“sentence structure fail”
Read over that until you get the irony.
Now I’m just waiting until someone finds something wrong with my comment and continues the fail-chain.
I live to serve… And will make my own recursive:
Neccesity of comment, failure.
That should be
Neccesity of comment FAIL
Or necessity, perhaps.
Everyone but Bob fail.
correct fail format fail
you forgot to say “fail fail”
next…
maybe it was a joke by Marv all along
You didn’t declare the failure of the reply above you.
Following the pattern FAIL!
Unthinking conformity FAIL!
Unthinking conformity FAIL!
(Fails will nest below this level)
Nest will fail below this level.
*Generic Fail*
Hey, guys what’s all the..AAAAUUUGGGHHHHHH!
*falls through nest to the bottom of thread and lands on fanny*
Sorry about that, I forget to make them Dragon-strong. I am just a little bird after all!
*catches dragonwriter*
Oh, my dearest!
Sowwy! I hope I didn’t squish you.
^– Rhotic pronunciation FAIL.
Hey, anyone seen Loz lately?
^^
He is weawwy good at fawwing on his swowd!
(Too bad he keeps missing the major organs…! Hee!)
All I do is lay the sword flat on the ground, then permit gravity to make me fall. So, you see, I can fall on the sword and not mortally wound myself, much to your irritation, I’m sure.
As if we really care one way or the other.
Dragon, did you mean major or a very minor organ ?
Nah…you can’t really cut off something that is concave.
Dragon – that’s alright. You can squish me anytime –
just so long as you promise to kiss it and make it better
Reply FAIL
Or Necessity of comment FAIL.
Necessity spelling fail
Should be “‘Necessity’-spelling fail” – punctuation fail.
Irony. “sentence structure fail” is not a sentence, and therefore has “sentence structure fail.” Easy to find the failure there.
How MANY months were you pregnant?
How many months were YOU pregnant?
How about your MOM?
*masturbates*
*gets bored*
*stops*
Are you not entertained?
Masturbating…ur doin it wrong.
MORE COWBELL!
thanks for curing my fever.
How many months was it cured?
HOW MANY MONTHS WERE YOU pregnant
How many months were you PREGNANT?
Redundancy FAIL
Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department. How may we serve you today?
Welcome to WELCOME TO HOW MAY I HELP YOU. How may I help you?
Daniel Tosh WIN
Repetition of the word “Department” FAIL
Understanding the meaning of redundancy fail.
Soooo, We’re ALL FAILING, ARN’T WEEEEE!!!!!!!
Spelling “aren’t” fail.
(Fails won’t nest below this level)
try “aren’t” << punctuation FAIL
hahahaha
“Mathy”
What are you, retarded? Was that a serious fail attempt? Or were you just trying to get someone like me to believe you were serious? FAILLLLLLLL
Ummm… not getting the joke fail…
Not understanding the word ‘redundancy’ FAIL.
Getting the Joke FAIL Mathy
How many months WERE you pregnant?
How many MONTHS were you pregnant?
كم عدد أشهر كنت Øامل؟
You? You don’t remember?
Participating in incipient linguistic colonialism-mensch fail
Infidels!
New Tea idea:
“FALCON PUNCH!”
speaking english FAIL.
HOW many months were you pregnant?
How many months were you pregnant///
How many months were your FATHER pregnant?
ahahahaha
Never mind that last comment, you probably were serious. INTELLIGENCE FAIL
“These pretzles are making me THIRSTY!”
“THESE pretzles are making ME thirsty.”
well….. most people are pregnant for 9….
How many months WERE you pregnant?
How many pregnant pauses were your MONTHS
I think I love these people. :3
HOW MANY MONTHS WERE YOU PREGNANT
How many moths were pregnant WITH?
Oh, I accidentally many. What should I do?
I don’t know, but that’s very dangerous. Heck, that’s more dangerous than a fist fight with an aircraft carrier full of screaming babies!
The babies are screaming until daddy stops
Thank you for flying Screaming Baby Airlines. If you are not currently seated next to a screaming baby, one will be provided to you.
And the aircraft carrier is ON FIRE because FIRE is REALLY COOL
i think he also means cheques instead of checks.
*sigh*
She was pregnant
Hey, I know someone on that diet >> she’s due this month… good diet
‘Only way to lose weight is through your vagina!’
Or through other types of sport…
Vagina is considered sport?
Only if you play doubles. That’s exhausting.
Comment WIN!
I guess that would be the European league?
Only your vagina.
You wind up looking like the one on the left doing vagina sports. But the weight loss IS fast, and a big relief!
Especially the mucus plug
her vajeen is loose like wizard sleeve
Borat WIN!
Borat FTW
Hey, I’m about to lose about 20 pounds in ONE DAY, suckers!
o.O That’s a big baby. But congratulations in advance! ^^
That’s right…the bun bun is due this month! Wheeeeeeeee!
Hooray! Hopefully, anyway. If he lasts until December, I don’t know WHAT I’ll do. I should have thought ahead and served him an eviction notice a few weeks ago. If I remember correctly, you have 30 days to get out after you get one of those.
Apparently, I hung around for another three weeks after my mum served me up one of those. I don’t think she’s ever really forgiven me for those last tortuous three weeks…
I had a tenant for 5 months without knowing it. Then the little guy stayed 3 weeks after his lease was up.
I hung around for 18 years. You guys move quicks.
*gasps*
*checks to see if she’s quickened*
Whew! It always pays to practice safe pun-sex!
Move every quicks, for great gestation!
At my house, by tradition, the buns get left in the oven during Thanksgiving dinner.
Advance congrats.
Do you refer to the weight-loss tea diet or the weight-gain sausage diet?
Lol!
pro-choice tea…
yeah, its called gasoline
I shold NOT be laughing at that! xD
Gasoline, (petrol) selling for $1.99 a gallon at 13 Mile & Hayes in Warren.
too bad i’m at 23 Mile and Gratiot.
OMG I miss living in Detroit! Indiana blows!!!
No jobs AND nothing to do. Except stare at the corn growing. At least doing that is free (for now)
Its almost worth driving to hicksville to get 1.99 gas
It’s $1.93 where I live now. And I live by the city.
Oh you are so wrong. Detroit is the Paris of the Midwest. Best kept secret ever.
I wouldn’t – you might get lost in a corn maze and never find your
way out!
That’s what happened to me, and I’ve been stuck here for 9 years
You miss living in Detroit???? As someone who grew up there, I must say that you need to try traveling (and Indiana does not count).
Wait, and that’s different from Detroit?
- From someone who grew up in NW OH, and now lives in DE – from no jobs and nothing to do to just nothing to do.
Those above areas are not in Detroit. They are suburbs around Detroit.
Recognizing Area Location Based on Cross Streets FAIL!
Abortion tea FTW.
Took my idea, you rotten bastard …
I sit and drink pennyroyal tea…..
^– Nirvana reference FTW!
you cruel bastards making jokes about abortion!
Don’t you know abortion is a crime against god because all life is sacred?
Now, where can I get a nice steak for dinner…
I’m anemic royalty
25lbs? That’s one hell of a baby…
If they are triplets and you take into account the amniotic liquid weight, maybe the maths work
Even then… still quite large.
Maybe the babies were very fat because they did not take the magic weight loss tea.
Fat and homemade babies, excellent as desserts on those special familiar events
Maybe it was a ten pound placenta?
The model isn’t pregnant… just pushing out her gut and stupidly smiling.
Yup, you can tell because her breasts are the same size in both pics. Pregnancy boobs get HUGE! woot!
Yeah, that was my thought, too. Breast size is the same, face shape is the same, thus the model is faking.
I wish my ex girlfriend was faking….
Are you sure she isn’t faking?
pwnt
Contraceptive fail!
Um, her face is photoshopped onto the second picture.
Lazy use of stock photos FTL.
Baby horse?
and hung like dat
Megan never got over her childhood pony fantasies, eh?
See the evidence at http://www.wellhungpictures...
Huh, all I found was some Chinese guy singing “She Bangs.”
Thanks for the warning.
His original song was “She bangs without condom” and look where it got Megan so it was changed.
Except that none of ya’ll must have had babies. You lose more than just a few lbs. of the baby coming out. Don’t forget amniotic fluid and placenta. Both my boys were born and I lost 20lbs. from check-in to discharge at the hospital.
Health Education FAIL.
Hahah… check-in to discharge…. unintentionally disgusting WIN
Well, technically I did discharge some lovely blood laden placenta material. So maybe it’s doubly disgusting. From check-in to discharge to discharge?
That’s not a baby, it’s a tumor.
Is nawt a toomah
Boys have a penis, girl’s have a vagina.
Oops girls
Thanks for the tip.
I know thaaaat. What I’m wondering is:
1. Who is your daddy, and
2. What does he do?
Excellent reference recognition.
Oh, don’t stop with the tip, take the whole thing.
thats the punchline to “What did the leper say to the prostitute?”
Pretty sure its the punchline to “What did the prostitute say to the
leper?” but I could be wrong
LOL awesome and inappropriate joke FTW
Are you sure it’s not wind?
Let’s stick a pin in her and see…
Have you been waiting for the wind?
Figure on about 7-8 lbs. for the baby; the rest is placenta, etc. (you don’t want me to go into more detail than that, trust me).
the rest is concentrated evil.
Twenty-five is the nominal amount of weight gained during a pregnancy; usually it’s more but depends on a wide variety of factors including how much the woman’s able to stave off wild cravings for eating the entire refrigerator on a plate with a little hot sauce and a toothpick.
Average weight gained by the 9th month is 22 to 26 lbs (with 25 to 35lbs being recommended), dumbass. The baby is only 6 to 9 pounds of that. There’s also the placenta, the amniotic fluid, breast milk, and all the muscle & fat that have increased to carry the baby and a bunch of other stuff.
I understand there can be some excess baggage involved.
Yeah, the most painful part of the birth is pushing out the baby’s luggage…
WIN
you lose the weight of the actual baby and then all the amniotic fluids and water weight and placenta and whatever. i lost 40 lbs in one day that way.
you ever taken one so big your pants fit better?
Well…you’re not actually ‘taking one’ so much as ‘leaving one’.
Well…you’re not so much ‘taking one’ as you are ‘leaving one’.
(At the risk of a duplicate post. The first got eaten)
as in “poop a few rounds”?
EPIC WIN.
Labour inducing tea fail.
It’s lame.
like you?
Like your female parental unit!
I hear it’s almost as effective as the Hot bath + Bottle of Gin diet
I am sure I have seen this with ‘before’ on the right and ‘after’ caption on the left which improved it somewhat.
It depends on which coast you are on.
PDT = Postnatal Diet Tea
EDT = Embryo Development Tea
Wait…are you using the Spongebob compase rose?
Compase?
“Lose weight with Weight Loss Tea! Now with free baby!”
Fineprint: “May experince pain, vaginal leakage and stretching.”
Buying minors could cost you, so this is a deal! FREE BABIES!! w00t!
Old fail win!
Lose weight: gain a whole load of responsibility.
ahah
i dont see how this is fail
Fail-detection fail!
” I fail at at failing?”
win?
Double word FAIL.
is that like two wrongs dont make a right but three lefts do?
because people are claiming the “before” picture is of a pregnant woman, though she doesn’t seem pregnant to me, just sticking her stomach out.
Well, she certainly doesn’t look FAT. Look how skinny her arms are!
Of course she doesn’t look fat, she lost weight. You can tell by the new part in her hair!
I had a midget look at the part in my girlfriend’s hair the other day. I was mildly offended
So… after she lost that ‘weight’ her skin tone, nose, and smile changed aswell?? Wow, I really want that tea..
Fake bake.
Artificial bun?
Advertisement bag?
Easy Fake Oven?
The bun is a lie!
Your bun is a lie.
I’ve mulled over your comment and consider it to be vinegar.
You must be female and over 18 years old to “purchase the tea”.
Not in Alabama…
“Tea” is code for “marathon c-section and face lift.”
All in a tanning bed.
It’s all the rage now.
Haha… Bake N’ Scrape….
Hahaha Bake N’Scrape
why is she smiling when she’s fat?? doesn’t that send the signals she was a happy fatty… makes no sense
detection fail -.-
*sigh* dam varmits keep croppin up all over the place
so megan why are you still wearing those pants i thought only jared had those weird moments
It’s a joke .. not fail.
Exactly.
lose up to 25lbs in 1 day
with abortion – megan
pennyroyal tea anyone?
Less reliable than a quart of gin and a hot bath.
A QUART of gin! More like death by alchohol poisoning than abortive fetus.
Well, it kills the mother, too, but it still works. I wouldn’t recommend it, tho.
no shit
awesome ill recomend to my wife
lose weight fast!
suicide!
as i was reading it the same girl was in my top right corner in an ad with a differernt color sports bra!
In the top right corner of your room?
perhaps all the fat was in her thighs… and we just can’t see the lose of the fat that is not there, thereby making it a fat-less fail-loss diet-bandwagon that everybody can get on because everybody can lose the fat they don’t have…. so… marketing win…?
The only way to lose 25 pounds in 25 days is with an axe.
Yeah, I hear chopping wood is great exercise!
With “Weight Loss Tea” wood chops you
why dont you sovietic-reversely chop your own head off?
stupid joke
Must be pennyroyal tea.
OMG, there come the pro life activists!
…thought it was belladonna…?
“Fatala Tea – The Abortion You Can Drink!”
These statements have not been reviewed by the FDA.
This product is not intended to treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
The 2-month-after tea. For when you find out too late.
“now with free coat hanger”
That tea works! In China its known as “abortion” tea and its made with melamine, sweetened with anti-freeze
Abortion wins!
“Failing in getting the joke FAIL” please
Win or double negative fail? I haven’t decided yet! I like to keep my options open.
(level will fail below this nest)
How is babby formed?
Someone else want to tackle this one? I’m not up to the “birds and the bees” talk yet.
they need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
I’m against abortion, but you talk like a retard… Thanks for supporting us dumbass…..
Yeah, well my sister lost fifteen pounds in twelve hours! What now??!!
Yeah, well my sister lost twenty pounds in twelve hours! What now??!!
Changing the story FAIL
Which is it? Make up your mind. 15 or 20? I have to know.
Well… it worked
25 days, that’s a pretty long labor isn’t it?
no, she also had to smoke crack for a couple weeks for that ‘now you can see my ribs’ effect.
Who rocked the vote? I did.
On-topic fail.
And yes, I voted.
It’s supremely on-topic.
WE WON!!!!
*throws arms around the Admiral and gives him the smooch to end all smooches*
*BIG HUGS BACK*
*Breathes deep sigh of relief*
I can’t stop crying…I’m so happy.
And I’m so proud of us!!
I will look forward to hearing the president speak for a change! Yea!
HAPPY DANCE TIME!
*does the happy dance*
Keep BARACKing in the Free World!
*watches POB dance*
*gets happy feet*
*rubs the Admiral’s happy feet with happy hands*
Abortifacient WIN
Weight loss tea, hurts less than Falcon Punch.
Great new Abortion tea!!
Made from pennyroyal, perhaps?
wow.
more like lose your baby in 25 days D’:
Abortion tea WIN
So much easier than pushing her down the stairs, punching her in the stomach, or getting coat hangers messy…
TEA KILLS BABIES! WTF!?
Does that tea contain pennyroyal perhaps?
Thank goodness somebody posted this here… I saw this ad and cringed.
Sometimes I want to actively maim the people who make these things.
I saw another where the girl had supposedly lost so many pounds with some weight loss somethingorother… The before and after pics looked like the same girl, but it looked like she’d lost 2 cup sizes along with the 40 pounds or however much it was. THAT was a fail: “Tired of being buxom? Well, adopt our simple diet plan…”
I swear I made this same LOL. like days before hand then boom there it is I feel betrayed
. It was on myspcae when I saw it.
That must be one BIG baby
‘Abortion-in-a-pill’ is what they should call it.
THEN WHO WUZ PHONE
…i don’t get it… she looks pregnant in the “before” picture and her arms are the same size in the “after” picture. …idk im confizzled.
Hm, she kinda looks pregnant in the first pic there.
If you consider the extremely round stomach, well yeah..
Maybe i should start reading what you other people are writing before i start replying, oh well. XD
She must have been shopping near the “baby needs” isle
Irony= same chick in add on comments page….
does the tea come with a free wirehanger?
abortion tea
i dont get this
The chick didn’t lose weight, she was pregnant in the one picture…
LOL wow jks
I’ve not heard of a 25lb baby!!
Neither have I! But theres a little DUH in this for you, most women put on an average of 40lbs when pregnant. Most of that, is “water” weight from the protective “sac” around the baby.
Oh and this site is almost as bad as ICANHASCHEEZBURGER. Will you morons learn to talk properly?
Ho ho ho!
My phone # is 404 222 2222
FIRST
Isn’t she just pregnant on the left and not pregnant on the right?
she lost 25lb in 35 secs. Thanks, contraction.
she’s obviously pregnant in the first picture, and then just has super baggy pants on in the second picture.
if you mean ‘weight loss’ as in an abortion…
then that ad would work.
that chick was just preggo lame
article is so best
Fail fail.
One does not generally magically lose all of her weight after giving birth.
Haven’t any of you heard women complaining about not being able to lose weight that was brought on by pregnancy?
Pregnancy weight loss win!
Oh my gosh, she aborted that extra weight! Well, she was responsible gaining it in the first place.
The first pic looks pregnant, and the second looks anarexic
Mmmm abortion tea.
Wow, no one get’s this? She was pregnant…. Now she’s not…. DUH!