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Note to self: trespass for often.
Is this “Often” character your pimp?
LOL
How much you charge?
It’s $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ…
ZJ ?
ZJ? Does that involve zoo animals?
No, a zoo job is where you get mim wage or hier.
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it… *cough*cough*Beerfest*cough*
*hands ja fail some cough medicine*
Bad cough you got there.
Does the “z” in ZJ stand for Beer?
No. No. Zima.
No! Zuccini!
I prefer the thought that Z stands for beer.
Ooo, a Zuccini Job. Interesting…
I’m curious about handjobs being more expensive than BJ…
do they use special gloves or something? Maybe a fleshlight?
BJ stands for Bum Job
*trespasses*
*Prostitute approaches to snatch*
Oh, yes! A Prostitute!!
Hey, wait. You don’t have AIDS, do you?
*Silence; prostitute approaches slightly quicker*
DO YOU???
*I run; prostitute grabs me*
RAPE!! OH NO! RAPE!!!
(FYI: The comments won’t nest below this level, by the way.)
*(FYI: The comments won’t nest below this level, by the way.)
testing if this is true..
Zucchini job ?
Does that involve two soggy holes?
No, just one REALLY big soggy hole.
Its pretty messy too
Better get a dropcloth.
Hey, that’s my line!
as long as they’re not your holes.
2 guys one zucchini
Be a man – make it a marrow.
a marowak,
itll give you a boner
I lol’d…
I would make sure its next to a gym or something. Hate to be prostituted when its next to a Denny’s or KFC.
Careful, gym is known to be frequented by whales as well.
They use the escalators to get up to the front door.
I think he meant next to Jim.
This is what happens when you get online first thing in the morning. That should be “more” often. Heh. Whoops.
Hells yes. I’mma trespass too!
Super Mario?!
Of course. What kind of “plummer” did you think he was?
Of course. What kind of “plumber” did you think he was?
Well, I guess it’s not too bad of a deal depending on what your cut is.
Low cut dresses will get you a higher cut
Very short skirts will always get a raise!
Best… Sign… Ever…
No way. “Myass Open 6am” still holds the trophy.
I don’t know.. I still like “Caution! This sign has sharp edges!”
Slippery when wet?
I certainly hope so!
Caution: Water on road when raining.
Yay! That was one of mine!
Hahaha… Myass holds the trophy….
Great muscle control
Giggity giggity!!!!
How is this fail?
You fail and finding the fail. For that and for trespassing, you will now be “Prostituted”…
You think being prostituted is fun for the prostitutes?
a bird in my bush is worth more than my hands…..er…2 birds with bush have hands…oh wait I got it, its gota be YOUR hand in my bush playing with birds.
Where will your bush birds nest?
Bush birds nest below this level.
Nests level below this bush.
birds will not level bush below this nest
Bush will level all our nests given a chance.
Awesome.
Bush will empty our nests at this level… oh, wait, that already happened!
Actually, he’s re-filling them. Just look at the number of people
moving back into their parents homes! The PARENTS’ nests are
getting re-filled. Their pocketbooks on the other hand….
*glances at election returns*
Gaaah….I CAN’T STAND IT!!
The suspense is killing me. I may not make it until morning.
You voted, right??? ‘Cause I would hate to have to ban you from all political discussions for the next four years…
*proudly displays “I Voted!” sticker*
I voted! I was told (by my excitable mother) that I should take any
and all forms of ID that I could. I tore my apartment apart looking
for my voters registration card, and in the process found my birth
certificate. They didn’t even ask to see my state ID. They asked my name, it was on the list, they gave me a ballot. I worried for naught.
Avis… you voted without an ID??? Oh Gawd… I sure hope all the dead people in your county weren’t voting today.
(and if they were… that they voted for the right candidate…)
.
Oh, and I ALWAYS vote.
I wrote in. I live in NJ, vote in FL and moving to AR. It’s easier to just write in.
I wasn’t asked for ID either. I had to sign a book that already had my signature printed (from my registration form), but I just scribble, so how hard is that to duplicate?
Ryannon, where in Joisey are you??? I hate this state, but it’s home for now…
No, I had my ID in my hand, I offered it to them, but my polling
place is in my apartment building. And only the residents of the building could vote there. So when I gave my name, and offered the ID (mainly for spelling purposes) they looked me up on their list, saw I was on it, and gave me a ballot.
It’s not nearly as bad as it sounded.
Iselin til next Thursday. Exit 12 as they say. I finally get why they ask what exit you are off of.
Two of my coworkers are from Iselin!!! Myself, I reside near Trenton, although I hate to admit that. It’s such a gigantic poo-hole! 195 @ 295… and I work near exit 105 on the parkway.
Avis- that’s not as bad as it sounded. After all the Acorn nonsense, I have my doubts. Philadelphia had some very serious problems at their polls this morning, with intimidation, monitors being blocked, broken machines… not good! The best part is, Obama’s own supporters might be the ones to cause a lawsuit that delays any victory he might have!!!
Are they Indian? I am one of the only non-Indian people in Iselin. It is even one of the top 20 vacation destinations for Indians
Diddy and his crew won’t be shooting me this year, I voted!
I am about ready to go crazy!! I just want to know what the outcome is !! AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
It said Prostituted instead of Persecuted… does that help? I’ll trespass if it’s a girl who put up that sign XD
No, that does not help. Prosecution fail.
It would have helped…if you had known the difference between “persecute” and “prosecute”.
I also think Kiddy missed the obvious joke.
Analize the text.
*covers rear*
They accept other forms of payment.
So covering the rear would not be enough?
That’s apparent.
What should I cover then when I have to trespass?
A manhole.
drop in sometime
Are you guys re-enacting the Portsmouth Historic Dockyard scene??
Dunno, but you sure have got a pretty mouth.
Don’t worry, ma’am, I’m on duty. I’m with the rear guard.
Make sure you register first, though.
If you meant that in a “this is a win” sense, I agree.
this is not a win.
frist?
Yes. You are frist. But you are not first.
last!
Well, that must be an effective penalty. I will not trespass anymore…
working as intended!
why, the sign is not a job offer?
haha
Well this application is worthless….I guess it doesn’t matter how long I been raping.
Aawww. I’ll hier you!
Ten bucks says this sign is intentional.
Did I say bucks? The word I was thinking of started with an F.
You mean 10 trespasses
I don’t think you could handle ten trespasses.
Francs? And how many francs did you wager? Dix? Somehow, that seems appropriate.
(Francs, dix…look at me parlez-vous-ing that francais!)
Play that funky music while you are at it.
LOL. I wouldn’t wager dix Francs on anything, seeing as they have no value these days
FIRST!! to call shenanigans
Trespassing WIN!
moar leik sine win amirite?
My bad spelling was intentional.
Intentional bad spelling does not make good humour.
‘Specially when you feel compelled to point it out.
Good Humor does make ice cream treats.
Ice cream win!
Return to lolcats.
Pokemon flashback.
S/he has trespassed onto Failblog property, and must now be prostituted.
I’ll buy that for a dollar.
where can i find this place?!!
Go trespassing and this place shall find you.
But if the cops arrest you, just say you weren’t tresspassing, you’re a prostitute
“Officer, I swear I was just prostituting! You can ask anybody. Do I look like a trespasser?”
lol
Once again, the picture’s win. The caption is the only part that’s fail. Failblog fails again.
amen
Pimping Win
i really wanna trespass….
yay. my first comment. i am now offical.
So you fail at last.
lol!
So, you’ve been a mute for your entire life prior to today? Congratulations at beating the Autism!!!
Can we also be ejaculated?
violated?
Fornicated?
Masturbated?
Yes, this morning. Why do you ask?
Penetrated?
Prevaricated?
Desiccated?
Masticated?
Articulated?
DISarticulated?
Miscalculated?
Matriculated?
Flatulated?
Absquatulated?
You made me google that!
Confounded?
Absconded?
where is this place?
http://failblog.org/2008/11/04/sign-fail-12/
Duh!
Physical location. Geography. You know, one of those things you Yanks suck at.
DUH!
I’m from Florida, I suck at a lot more than just Geography
Lucky you. I wish I was somewhere warm and steamy!
Umm…in this context, that answer wasn’t one of the cleverest.
Unless there was an intention, or you are a trespasser.
Zeer Zeer!
Too many birds and hands BTF?
Failblog failed me…
I think this is by the whore children school.
It’s how they reach their enrollment quotas.
hoho
procrastinated?
Fail Detection Fail!
The ulimate punishment
Not if you’re a stank ‘ho.
Thus, “Forgive us our trespasses…” Apparently it’s more than a misdemeanor.
ROFL. Your comment is made of sunshine and win.
not to the Presbyterians. Aparently they are more concerned with debt than trespassing.
Heh heh.
Trespassers will be prostituted….
And prostitutes will be….electrocuted?
Electricians will be shot
Shooters will be rewarded
Plumbers will be Joe
Depths will be plumbed (if you trespass).
[insert awesome life-changing joke here]
And to think, we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival.
I voted for him.
Yes but he lost the electoral vote.
I’m going to have to object. The men in my family have held that title from time immemorial.
I thought it was Queen of the May.
no, Brian May was in Queen.
It’s just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Spring time for the May Queen!
May your Queen be spring fresh
He’ll give those with him 666!
Can we crown him homecoming queen instead?
I lol’d……twice.
No, I think we have to drown him homecoming queen.
But that takes from 12:00 AM to 11:59PM! I don’t have that kind of time! Perhaps we can take turns?
Another way to say, “Trespassers will be pragged.”
The person who wrote this sign OBVIOUSLY rode the S.L.U.T. !
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Epic fail on line above—^
Deliverence?
Trespassers will be prostituted? That really puts the “ass” in trespass!
That was kind of really stupid. why r u an idiot.
Why are you a gigantic turd? Were you too tired from coming up with that little comment all by yourself that you didn’t have the energy to type out all of the words?
He’s obviously so intellectually superior that we should be thankful that he deigns to communicate with us in our vulgar tongue.
Wow that is so epic — where can i find it?
Your mom’s back door.
HEY-O!
WIN
At least they are honest about it. xD
We’re already being prostituted, so I guess we can trespass at will?
Sign WIN.
PHOTOSHOPPED
would it include pimp slaps and gonorrhea?
me no want that..
lol this wasn’t submitted by me, you used the wrong image.
Well, I guess that’s one way of putting some life back into America’s oldest profession…
Nice one…..
I’d say that’s a win. I’d much rather be prosecuted than prostituted!
maybe it’s not a fail….maybe it’s a warning
That seems much more likely to keep people out than prosecuting them.
This could have potentially been a win, were it in Soho in the 1970’s
I’m way too lazy to read all the posts, but did anyone consider that the sign might say exactly what they meant?
i’m inclined to say this a sign win.
cause you know, it probably made quite a few people think twice about trespassing, right?
EPIC WIN!!!!