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Omg not first.
first fail… actually, you are first.
Lmao, that vid was hilarious.
Yes, i am just posting here cause it’s close to first.
Parasitic posting?
Pirate posting
Post early for Christmas?
Pratfall posting.
Kind of like being at the right hand of God, no?
Why not left?
That’s his pimphand, it’s busy
Doing sinister things, and all.
It’s a notoriously nefarious hand
The left hand needed malignment.
More like the right testicle of God.
She has no testicles!
I disagree, He or She has got to have quite a pair to think He or She can get away with all their shite, forever.
*snork!*
psssst, new recipe up. You might want to try it!
If you’re talking about your blog, I checked it out, sounds delicious. I need to have you cook over at my house some time.
Yeah, I was. It was. And don’t you live waaaaaaaay too far away to make that even remotely possible?
*drooooooooooooooooooooool*
Yes I do. But a guy can dream.
Where did you come up with that? It sounds fantastic!!! I consider myself to be a veritable Emeril, without the Cajun flair, so I’m pretty certain I’ll be making this recipe for the guys at work (my fiance doesn’t like lavendar)…
I’ll let you know how it turns out- a bunch of cretins eating a gourmet meal… should be fun!
OMG Avis, that sounds AWESOMELY YUMMY!!
I have mentioned that I love to cook, right?
Win.
hey. i am a lurker, i dont get to post much, i just wanna say hey and that this dork is hilariously stupid…thank you
You’re welcome.
man, i was watching this video and thinking “what a dumbass!” lol
i normally live over on the lolcat page. but i must say that my day isnt complete without checking failblog.
*sets out table with yummy desserts* i come bearing food. please have some…
Ooo!
Om nom nom nom nom nom!
Thanks, lightchild…glad to see you here. Please feel free to stop by any time!
The way to a dragon’s heart is through her stomach.
thank you. i will. you guys oughta stop by for a cheezburger sometime.
Noooo, the way to a dragon’s heart is through her brain…keeping the tummy happy just makes me less likely to *FOOOM!!* someone.
Dragons get low blood sugar, yanno. :p
thanks, i will. you guys oughta stop by for a cheezburger sometime…
Heeee…!
uummm….sorry…i posted twice…i suppose i failed?
Welcome to the club, kiddo.
*hands lightchild a drink*
hey!! cool!! thanks!! how bout a round of shots? im doin kamikaze…
*knocks one back* woooow!!!!
and now its time for drunken karoake!!! yaaa….
*brings the deep-fried green beans*
Hey, they make good party snacks!
WOOT WOOT!!! we’ll set these beside the fried oreos, yum!!!
*hands avis a tequila sunrise made with pineapple juice*
*snags the tequila sunrise*
I’ll take this…Avis is allergic to pineapple. How about a rum and coke instead?
since when is God a she?
this proves the fakeness of wrestling for a ‘real’ wrestler can usually get up in half a second after being german suplexed by kurt angle about ten times in a row. This fatass fails. AT FAKENESS!
Apparently, hahaha. How are all you sods?
Like oh my gosh, no way!
But on a more serious note, that guy got owned.
He’s trying too hard: spinning one plate on a stick might be impressive, but when you attempt to spin three at once, all you end up doing is digging porcelain out of your face.
What the hell?
Spinning 3 plates on sticks is trying too hard… result = imminent failure…
Understanding metaphor FAIL.
(plates won’t nest below this level)
(Birds won’t nest below this level)
HA HA. Chirp.
Damn…where’s Avis??
Here I am
*nests*
YAY!!!
I KNEW that “speak the name and she will appear” thing would work.
Oh, I’ve been here most of the day. I just had to take care of some
laundry, and everybody in my building seems to have had the same idea. Why they don’t have the same number of dryers as washers is a total freaking mystery tome.
Someone wrote a novel about your building’s laundry facilities? What was it called, “A tale of two dryers” ? Oh, wait, it’s a mystery, so, “A wash in the night” ?
The Purloined Sock
The Prince of Tide.
There was SUPPOSED to be a space between the “to” and the “me”.
This happens to me when the little box I’m given to fill with type cuts me off.
And one could write a mystery novel about my building. In fact, I’d be surprised if no one had yet. It’s kind of historically significant. If architecture is your thing.
I don’t think we were finished, Avis.
Punnus interruptus!
By all means, continue. I do deeply apologize! *hopes to Cheer them up*
Oh, I think they’ll manage to Bounce back.
I don’t know. I think they’re going to need something to Cheer them up now.
Ah crap. Didn’t notice that Avis used the Cheer pun already. Will a different pun Tide you over instead?
Psst…Shadow…look up. ^^
Awwwww… do you still have that bukkit of pudding?
Now Shadow will feel downy in the mouth.
Awwwwwwww man… even the wordpress emoticons hate me…
No, it just doesn’t render the same emoticon twice in a row. I did a post a while back that was supposed to be a bunch of winking emoticons, but only every other one was converted from a semicolon and a close parenthesis to an emoticon.
I find when I am downy in the mouth it reminds me to pluck birds before eating them!
(comments won’t sink below this level)
(comments stink below this level)
(stink blows this comment’s level)
(blow me and my comments below this level)
*blows*
*over come by good taste and refuses to do a “blow me” joke*
*Points*.
(SpongeBob won’t navigate accurately below this level)
(Hitler won’t dictate below this level)
(SpongeBob won’t navitgate accurately below this level)
and in case this double posts,
(IE will not cooperate with user below this level)
:@
(Crabs Might)
Reporters WILL look up below this tree
*is ready for idiot reporters*
*evil grin*
*laughs*
*looks around nervously, closes mouth*
A rooster with towing capability?
A bad Will Smith movie, as reenacted by birds?
(“Wrestlers” won’t act below this level)
like spinning plates… great radiohead song
ROFL Yahtzee reference FTW
FAIL!
Where? Where?
Their. Their.
Grammar fail. Or spelling fail, whichever applies really. I cannot read minds sadly.
Can you happily?
Clever, clever!
No, he can only read one mind, because what’s on that mind makes him so depressed that he loses his pychic focus.
I knew that you were going to say that.
Spelling, I think. Don’t worry, neither can Uri Geller.
Guri Yeller, spoonerism.
*size* It doesn’t matter Mookie.
*thinks Marius is compensating for something small*
Maybe his roonerspisms?
Or possibly priapism?
Priapism? This calls for an escarotomy!
What? Eating snails?
Saw through the pane
no not the same
only too new the game
well, I can do forkism
Better than watching Geller bending sliver spoons.
Better than watching newborn nebulas in bloom.
*kisses pob*
*smooches Loz*
I assume it’s Spelling, with a free (500 yen) Grammer fail thrown in for good mesure. Their is wrong whichever version you are intending.
I before E and all that jazz.
MEASURE* sorry, my ‘A’ Key is currently not working at 100%. I’m guessing a well-placed Mr Sausage shot…
So…you actually meant to say, “I before E and all that jizz”??
LOL! Floor and gravity team action win!
It’s a FLYING FAIL FORM THE TOP ROPE!!!
lol. faceplant.
The funny thing is that the pain for that fail seem more realistic that every other foolishness this people do on the ring when hitting one to another
That pain is real. That poor man has just had his ego flattened thinner than a cow pat. I’m sure if the video ran on you would see him burst into tears and half a dozen counsellors would rush to his aid!
cow pats are pretty thick akshully.
Not if the cow is scouring!
Ewwwwwwwwww…
the cow would be scoring
Think he’s got a future as a model for the Summer’s Eve Douche clothing line?
Considering he’s dead, I’ll say no. (Wiki Mike Awesome)
What does he win for knocking himself out?
Less then he would for knocking himself up.
LET’S GET READY TO GESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!
After WWII, gestation was the sensation that was sweeping the nation!
*gestates*
Knocking himself UP, not out.
This goes to prove that some wrestling is still unchoreographed (forgive the misspelling). Or at least that some idiots still can’t follow scripts
no, that wasn’t a wrestling fail. that was a turnbuckle fail.
Tensile strength of string<mass of gut?
overestimated elastic limit.
Underestimated doughnut effect
underestimated donut effect
He thought wrestling would be money for old rope.
You are right.
TITLE FAIL
Wrong. All professional wrestling is fail.
whats the dif?
Missed!
Yes, he missed the date with his hairdresser. So he had to use some drunker passerby to do the job.
You mean drunker than he was? I’m not sure that’s possible…
Uhh.. Dragon? Did you watch the video??? Did you see the hair??? Are you telling me a sober person did that???
(Pssst…fluffy…I was teasing loufail, because I’m pretty sure he meant to say “drunken”. But yes, I do take your point!
)
(oopss… didn’t see that.. I thought Lou meant Drunker as in Drunk Trucker)
(too late, I suppose, for trying the “hybrid between drunkard and drunken” explanation)
For those that need more motivation to get off / stay away from steroids other than nut shrinkage…
…and backne.
…and flying into a murderous rage over simple things… like the person next to you has the GODDAMN AUDACITY TO EXIST WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*scootches*
hahaha 2m im starting a fight with that line
fail
hail
the gang’s all here.
?
what the hell do we care?
Looks like the ropes won the belt!
Too bad the ref was down and couldnt count the ropes as the winner.
If this happened all the time I would watch this crap. Best wrestling footage ever! I say reality FTW
What does FTW stand for? I’ve seen in loads but never had it explained…
Try Google.com.
What’s Google? I’ve heard of it before but don’t know what it is.
Try Googling Google.
Try googling Lycos at Yahoo.com
Try DogPiling DogPile.com.
Try DogPiling my doppelganger.
You guys are such yahoos!
.
Anyways – it means “for the win” and if you’re a biker or a pretend-rebel it means “f*ck the world”.
I thought it was “Fare thee well” and everyone was just being nice.
Try Asking Jeeves what a Doppelgangerpile is.
If you type Google into Google you can break the internet
if you type in “search” google is page rank 5
EEP!!
*glares around the thread*
Okay…who googled me? That tickled!
*google!*
HEEEEEheeheeheeheehee…!
STOP that!
Thats because everyone knows google and how to use it. No one has to look it up because it is so ubiquitous. Other search engines need to be found because no one uses them off the top of their head.
For the win.
“for the win,”
For teh winzor
if ya dunno some of these “urban/l33t/nerd language”, try http://www.urbansictionary.com
sorry… misclick fail … http://www.urbandictionary.com
Farting Towards W (as in George W Bush)
I fart in your general dyyyyyyrection.
You silly persons.
Your father was a wrestler and your mother smelled of elderberries!
is only a flesh wound.
We’re knights of the Round Table, we dance whene’er we’re able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
We’re knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we’re given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We’re opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we’re tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It’s a busy life in Camelot
“I have to push the pram a lot!”
(How could you leave that out!?!)
I HAVE TO PUSH THE PRAM A LOT…
NI!
Does anyone need a shwubberwy?
And some SPAM & eggs, sausage, spam, spam and spam.
I’ll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam eggs and spam. No eggs, please.
Albatross!
You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like… and then… spank me.
And then me!
I’m sure some twit named Lancelot is going to screw this up for me. Not so sure I’m comfortable with *FOOOM!* as a safe word anyway.
*ROFFLE!*
ni.
Fair Robine wouldst turn and run away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled… *I did not!*
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken
and his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin!
When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show ‘em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one… stayed up!
But… I don’t want all that… I’d rather just… sing!
see? wrestling IS real
>:/
SECOND!
That was YOUR picture on the WalMart fail, wasn’t it???
(tee hee!)
*snortgiggle!*
This turned me on. That guy is hot.
Temperature wise?
No, I think his shorts are stolen.
Mookie, you do know that all those steroids made his junk shrink to the size of a dime… right?
Gives a new meaning to the song “Brother, can you spare a dime?”
I know. It makes it easier for him to fit into my panties.
You want to fit the WHOLE thing???
(that’s more than half)
But less than two soggy holes. Yuk.
I accidenty my panties. What should I do??
Buy new ones. Doesn’t matter what the action verb was.
Unless the panties were a chocolate thong. In that case the action verb does matter.
Good point. But then, if they are chocolate, she’s gonna need new ones anyway.
Chocolate thongs. Melt in your… er nevermind.
Case and point.
Tasty.
You like them face-down?
Like the 2 Live Crew song.
Please tell me it’s not 1989 again?
*Welcome to the F**k shop playing in the background*
Why are these old Fails being brought back up lately???????????
Because old people like to rekindle the old days, let them have their day!
And let Paul have his socks.
Because they become even funnier when used in relation to something else.
1) Is that the “referee” he’s trying to hit?
2) Whoever the guy in the center is… it’s funny seeing him keep “writhing” because he doesn’t know what to do when they go off-script. He looks like he’s trying to swim away.
3) $20 says some poor schmuck got fired because fatass wanted someone to blame.
That’ll teach him to try to hit a referee.
Shoddy welding + over weight wrestler = EPIIC FAIIL
He’s not overweight, he’d just big-boned.
Signed, his mother.
He has a big boner.
Signed, his father.
..until he took all those steroids.
… signed, his ex.
I’m guessing THAT part wasn’t fake.
Ha! I hope he’s bleeding and they call the match due to injury.
Did failblog’s youtube get taken down? Can’t seem to find it :<
Actually you all FAIL.
Mike Awesome.
January 24, 1965 – February 17, 2007
Old FAIL off the top rope! FTW
Mike Awesome is dead? wtf?
Isn’t he the guy that hung himself last year? Is that the guy in the video?
I was going to say well hung in the end but it seemed a bit tasteless.
Damn I’ve just said it
Committed suicide last year.
I thought he was but I wasn’t sure.
It is all GWB’s fault the turnbuckle failed.
GWB was also the cause of the recent earthquakes, knife crime in London and the assasination of JFK.
Read all about it in the National Enquirer.
Really? I blame Global Warming.
Wrestling is always a fail, it doesn’t really matter what happens… nothing can change that.
Wrestling isn’t a fail it is just ballet without frilly dresses!
RSS fail
For some reason my computer has decided that it will not allow me to see this fail. Something about a Flash Player. I did try to install the required stuff, but it STILL won’t work. A little help please? Could someone tell me what the video is? Or if there is a YouTube link?
Guy gets ready to perform a bodyslam off the turnbuckle and it fails sending him flat on his face.
Pretend I know nothing about wrestling. WTF does what you said mean?
He climbed on top of the ropes in the corner (after a bit of posturing) prepares to jump onto the man sleeping in the middle and the rope breaks dumping him inelegantly in a heap in the corner.
Flash sometimes needs installing manually, just run the installer, and will need a browser restart.
I’ll just wait until I can get the Boy over here to see if he can get my computer up to date. I’m good at screwing up computers and other electronic devices. Computer savvy I am NOT.
GWB”S has been messin’ with youse ‘pewter
Quitter.
Not quitting. Waiting for someone with more knowledge than I to assist in this endeavor.
*Hands Avis a hammer*
*has seriously thought about doing just that on occasion*
*Takes hammer away from Avis, and gives her a stern look instead*
haha what a dumbass for getting the ref
Try doing what some of my clients do. Drink five or six pints of strong ale. Head home and follow the instructions of the bloke in the pub to ‘make your computer faster’. The further down the menu nest you get the faster your computer will run. You also need to change at least ten different settings.
Ring me in the morning when it won’t even boot!
Oh, and don’t forget to click on all those pop-ups that say you’re a winner!
And follow the advice of those pop-ups. You really CAN lose weight in 5 days by doing sod all!
Penis enlargement really works. I’ve taken all the pills, done all the exercises and now I have a humogous sausage!
That would be a blood sausage, no?
…Nooooooo.
… and the ones that promise to make your computer safer!
A reference to the Boy, date, AND screwing all in one post. Euphetastic!
And I wasn’t even trying! I think you are inferring things that I am not implying.
What a pleasant thought if I were still in the ‘boy’ category. Fix a computer for someone who can cook and then settle down to negotiate the payment! You may be too busy to post for a few hours…
Well said! Bravo!
A big and ugly wrestler with an ugly hairdo climbs to the ropes to jump over a guy pretending to be hurt. Ropes break. Big guy faceplants in the floor and remains there in pain. Guy pretending to be hurt is confused so keeps pretending even more.
Ah, thank you. The unscripted moments are usually the funniest.
Uf, if I replaced all the periods above with “and’s”, maybe Cormac McCarthy would sue me for poorly imitating his style
And join the run on petitions.
Avis, you need to find the link on Flashplayer installer that removes all previous versions before downloading the new version. Try clicking my name for the uninstaller from Adobe/Macromedia
Avis, try clicking my name for help. You should uninstall all previous versions of flash player, then install the newest (9) for it to work properly.
Well, there you go, twice is nice…
I tried already. I live in mortal fear of borking my computer, so I’m just gonna wait for someone to help me, not over the phone, but in person. And yes, borking is too a word.
(Tee hee!)
Not to be confused with Bjorking, which is completely different!
Follow my link, and download Flash Player 10. Make sure your browser has JavaScript turned on.
I tried that already, it said it couldn’t because I didn’t have the right version of Safari.
Are you on a Mac?
Does Safari run on a PC?
Yes, I’m on a Mac. I love my Mac, and would be ecstatic if it was just a little faster than say…. Godot.
…or Guffman…
I use Firefox on my Mac. So much better than Safari.
Check the link, I think it is done with Apple’s own software updating program.
Yes, it runs on a PC
But why would you want it on the PC?
1st:- Firefox.
2nd:- Chrome.
3rd:- Opera.
4th:- IE7.
5th:- Chrome.
6th:- IE6.
Definitive.
I wouldn’t, I use Firefox for everything but my data.
i’m not ready for chrome yet – the spell checker replaces google with goggle.
I’ve used IE for forever and won’t change because Firefox annoys me. I seriously use the library computers to post on a site that only accepts Firefox rather than download the thing on my PC.
Google fail
Mozilla ftw..
Safari mehh..
Internet Explorer FAIL…
Google Chrome still in BETA
Some companies still insist on certifying for IE only.
Yeah, I use firefox for everything except for things that will only work with IE. Seems silly to me, cause I’m sure the same plugins could be made to work with firefox.
My company uses Cognos and our data comes out all wonky on Firefox and Cognos has only certified through IE6. But it helps my client get around the pop up blockers that they encounter with IE that Firefox bypasses.
There is a rendering error in IE. It has been failing since IE4!
It makes me furious that Netflix “watch it now” movies will only run on IE. I’m absurdly fond of my *FOOM!*fox.
I haven’t tried the Amazon “watch it now” feature yet. I hope it works on Firefox.
Three cheers for Foomfox!
Run an IE tab in Mozilla?
Safari does indeed run on a PC
a Police Constable?
Prune Cheesecake?
Purple Cravats?
Yum. Cravat cake with cream cheese frosting.
High in fibre!
Inferior computer fail!
My Linux beats your Mac!
You really should get Firefox!
Yay, my first post, and it’s to boring!
Argh, and I made a typo, it’s supposed to be “so”, not “to”.
Looks like I fail. :[
Less boring than the wits who post a number they learned in primary school.
FIRST!
WHY WHY WHY?!
Don’t be so Wet Wet Wet.
Primary school fail. First is a placement, not a number.
You must be new. Posting ‘first’ is an advanced form, and in the eyes of the poster very funny. Normally the muppets manage ’1′ and ’2′ which, if memory serves, are numbers.
Welcome, Zurack, to Failblog!
And, since your first post was a fail, I’m sure you’ll fit right in!
Welcome to failblog, where failing is appreciated!
I just love wrestlers screwing up lol
somebody’s gonna post that the just love screwing.
actually I just end up being screwed
I just screw in the end.
To what?
Nothing, he screws the end in and it becomes shorter, much shorter!
I find that screwing in the end makes it tighter.
LOL Will you stop it. I now have to clean mince pie off the monitor
yuk. lol
Ok, let me clarify my question. To what does he screw whatever “it” is?
What gets screwed to what?
Are you kidding?
Would you like a hands on demonstration?
So THATS where the machine went!
Your wife is OK with that?
She will only murder me to death so it should be OK!
lol, I will kill you to DEATH!!!!!
Somebody could get seriously killed, that’s why we wear helmets *points to shoulders* and shoulder-ma-pads *points to head*
Question on recent GCSE Exam: What part of the body does a riding hat protect?
Yarbles. Definitely yarbles.
It is no mistake BTF. You can never be dead enough for a woman scorned.
I know, I just like saying “I will kill you to death!”
Have you ever watched small children deal with anger and scorn?
Boys immediately start hitting each other, while the little girls say things like “I never liked you anyhow”. This is of course a generalization. But it is amusing. To me.
This cannot be. According to current social theory everybody is the same!
Boys give each other wedgies, and girls just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder.
That is exactly why women can be far scarier than men. A man will just hit you. A woman will say something that will scar you forever.
*rofl*
Don’t get me in trouble with Avis Doc. I’m on enough people’s shit list.
Sh*t list? Is that the Bizarro version of Craiglist?
Isn’t ‘Bizarro’ a character from a comic book?
It’s also an adjective to describe the antonym of the something.
hmmm, bizzare indeed.
BF From what I have heard a synonym is more appropriate.
*checks list*
Nope! You’re not on it!
Wrestling, the biggest fail ever.
If wrestling had this every week, I’d watch it. Well, I’d watch some of it… Actually the match where the guy falls off the ropes… Really, just the falling part… I’d watch the 5 second fall, then go make a Hot Pocket.
If you look closely, you see chuck norris’ fist 100 feet away, punching the guy down from the ropes
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris moved the inmovable object and stopped the unstopable force
…and dreamed the impossible dream.
Chuck Norris can kill 1000000000000000000000 people just by looking at them.
And don’t forget, he can refold a map with his eyes closed.
Don’t forget this from Wikipedia:
Norris is a Republican, often championing the views of the party. Norris has donated more than $32,000 to Republican candidates and organizations since 1988.[16] On January 26, 2007, Norris filled in for Sean Hannity as a co-host on the popular Fox News Channel debate program Hannity & Colmes alongside Alan Colmes.
Chuck Norris supports gun rights and ownership, and is against public schools condoning homosexuality.[17] He also does not believe in the theory of evolution, rather he subscribes to intelligent design.[18][19]
Don’t forget to vote: Republicans vote on Tuesday, Democrats on Wednesday
Looks like Chuck is going to be disappointed on Wednesday…
ha, well, who’s laughing now
Chuck Norris HATES Wikipedia, its NOT TRUE INFO.
Chuck Norris Approves Uncyclopedia and the Chuck Norris Facts, ALL ARE TRUE.
Did someone forget his ritalin today?
I’ve seen Norris in person at a martial arts tournament where he was doing a gay ass “look at me I’m a celebrity” demonstration. From an athletic standpoint, the demonstration was really, really lame. Also, if he’s so tough, why does he walk around with a ring of security guards that just rudely shove people out of the way? It’s cause he’s not tough. He has to hire people to do the tough stuff for him.
And Alan Colmes survived?
… and in the dark.
…guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.
Monsters check their closet to see if Chuck Norris is there before they go to sleep.
He can also sell all of them a home gym.
twelve at one blow.
…And hangs lower on both sides
…..To fight the unbeatable foe
… and bite the uneatable toe.
Chuck Norries reached the bottom of the Bottomless Pit
He found the end of the internet too
Where he sang the unsingable song to himself.
…and smite the untreatable ‘ho…
…and shite in the unflushable bowl….
that wrester got pwnt
its pwnd NOT pwnt
other alternatives:
owned
own3d
pwnd
pawned
pnw3d
you
Not the Prince William Nancy Trophy?
And he performs the dreaded belly-flop. Gravity’s holding Failman in a submission hold. One….two….three. And gravity just defeated Failman. And here comes Failman’s friends looking for revenge. There’s Aquaman, Scarecrow, and the Riddler. With their massive levels of failure, gravity might not make it out of the arena alive.
hahahahaha… wrestlers are douche bags….. summers douche bags
That look like a boy.
In soviet russia ring wrestles you
In Soviet Russia, they actually don’t tell jokes like these.
In soviet Russia, there are no jokes
There are no bungholes where I come from.
HAHAHAHA its funny coz its true
If only the rope he hung himself failed like these ropes did, he might still be alive today.
Dumb stuff like this happens all the time.
Search for “wrestling botches” or “Botchamania” on YouTube. Pros screw up a lot.
true… true
who wants to go onto a padded mat and play with other sweaty guys and get teabagged all the time? (see wrestling fail)
See, you can’t poke too much fun at him. Otherwise he’ll go home and spend some quality time with his wife and kid quoting his favorite bible passages and working out on his weight bench.
ooh! he’s goin’ no where!
Giggity Giggity ALLL RIGHHTTTT
The most funny shit ever!!
in the famous words of “red” from “that 70′s show”
“DUMBASS!!!”
this video was friggin’ hilarious!!!
hahahahahaha…
rest in peace mike awesome
It was sad. He should have just stayed in Japan where they treated him like a god. American wrestling broke his ego. Tho, his ECW fights with Masato Tanaka are legend. There’s some great choreography going on in those matches.
Hogan would never make such a mistake: PRO wrestling fail.
Paul Hogan is a wrestler?
I thought he was a hero.
he was a wrestler but he is to old now but he was good so they called hm a hero
Failed reference catch.
He did wrestle crocodiles!
Wrestling rocks
u noobs
wow, nice job there Fatty Turnbuckle
Referee – 1
Billy Ray Cyrus – 0
wrestling may be fake, but that pain is oh so real
very very very FAIL!
HAHAHA
Poor Mikey Awesome.
emm why the hell would he jump on the referee..
if he would use his tiny little brain he could figure that mr referee might
go home with a broken rib or 12..
but after all
I think wrestler is a pretty cool guy,
eh wrestles and doesn’t affraid of anything
He didn’t fall: the turnbuckle just gave him a little push as help.
omg poor little tuff guy got a real life hurt!
“Where is he going?”
NOWHERE!
naw that’s just a rope fail xD
Nice blog mate
Am I the only one who sat for 15 seconds scratching his head, wondering what was so funny / faily about a screenshot of a Flash Player 10 upgrade nag?
lmao it’s BILLY RAY CYRUS
for the win!
I like the part when the dude got up on the ropes then the ropes broke lol
WHERE IS HE GOING?
Announcer fail.
Of course you gotta admit that there is a big difference in his movements and reactions compared to what would’ve happened if it was faked. He just kinda laid there winded for a few seconds and then slowly got up (instead of the usual fake struggling to get up). And although I have always disliked it because of how obviously fake it usually looks, I’m not one of those douche bags that thinks it doesn’t take talent or has no risk.
ahahah 10/10
hey you know how the reddit dude says failien above it? ITS A ROBOT NOT AN ALIEN! FAIL BLOG FAIL!
ooohh – so tatsy! xx)))
LOL that is so randomly funny