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Wal Mart finally manages to scrounge a WIN!
TOOT !
I’m blowing me horn.
Wow, you must be really flexible.
he looks like a douche
IN CANADA A DOUCHE MEANS SOMETHING DIFFERENT!!!
GOD! You guys are so ignorant.
And you say Ignorant too much. Is it some form of complex? (Maybe it’s something Canadians Suffer)
YoU IGNORANT LITTLE GIRLS!
A douche doesn’t mean the same in Canada!
Look it up at dictionary.ca
He looks like he’s more of a douche then Ashton Kucher (Spelling fail?)
Kutcher… sorry couldn’t resiest… lol…
spelling fail is “than” not “then” you retards
this shuld be a WIN
I can’t wait for the Winter’s Eve Douche line to come out!
I feel sorry for Eve!
That’s known as the Popsicle.
Ouch!
I wonder if he told all his friends that he was going to be a model on the Walmart website. His folks must be so proud. To be fair, he does kind of look like a feminine hygiene product.
Kinda looks like a douche to me.
I almost spit up my soda after reading your comment.
Well played sir, well played.
FTW !
Hey guys what did I miss? Oh… douche joke. Nice.
This guy is a total Chad aka DBag. I think this should be a WIN.
1sr!
Nerves got the better of you ?
Self-proclaimed loser?
habitual masturbator?
Hairy palms?
Myopic meatbeater?
Happy Ending?
Never!
undescended scrotal sack?
chronically prolapsed rectum? then you need…
monorchid
Monocarpic
Monolithic.
Monopoly
(Go directly to jail after this level)
Clearly we’re all a bunch of monomaniacs (she says from prison).
Your in prison for being so monomaniacal.
Well, that and the hit-and-run.
Back to topic:
Monogamy
Monotheism
Mononucleosis. Of the infectious variety.
Monocotyledon
Mono Ca Lewinski?
*puts on a monocle*
blue Monday
I got a lot of monosaccharides this Halloween.
That’s a very monotheistic holiday, don’t you think?
Why are you speaking in that monotone?
They teach that in demonology.
I’m just feeling rather monochrome tonight…
Let me break the monotony with an earworm, then:
♫
Kodachrome, they give us those nice bright colours
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world’s a sunny day, oh yeah
I got a Nikon camera, I love to take a photograph
So mama don’t take my Kodachrome away
♫
Just for that, I won’t model my brand-new kimonos for you.
That would have been a heavenly sight! I’ll just have to reverse this astronomical disaster.
That…that was brilliant. I think I just tintinnabulated right here.
Such clever wordplay sends me right over the moon.
monodouche
This is getting monotonous.
Monotony.
Jamaican Douche – Hey Mon!
Oh, I GET it! Good one!
Seeing as how the models in Wal-Mart’s ads are employees’ family members, maybe someone made a little ‘Freudian slip’ with this?
I think he’ll readily give you a slip of HIS tongue.
That would be a parapraxis sir.
Is that extra or included?
Well, that depends. The pair is one for the price of two, but they are only 19.88 for the men’s version.
I thought they were free, for 500 yen.
Yes, and they even include a pair of child predator gloves!
Gloves that say “Paul.”
You get 0 of those for $1.49!
I’m waiting for the fabulous 0% off sale.
Is that 0% off?
I’ll bet Walmart has a store brand that’s even less expensive and even more douch-like.
Can you get more douche like than Wal-mart?
How about Abercrombie and Fitch? Or American Eagle?
Hollister.
My job is to help grocery chains combat Wal-mart. Nothing is more douche than Wal-mart in my line of work.
Im a disposable lighter repairman…..
Good for you, Ryannon! I take back what I wrote. Walmart is, indeed, queen of douchbaggery. And you go get them, girl!
I know that’s major and huzzahs to you, but it’s no contest here in Ft. Lauderdale, at least for me and the family. We shopped at the Wal once and, when you walk in there, a piece of your soul leaves your body. They really, really just don’t care whether the place looks like utter crap or not; the produce looked diseased and the aisles were a complete wreck. Frankly we’d rather starve than shop there again. Oh and the prices are way higher than Publix. And they’ve got a new “Neighborhood Market” concept where you can go and have about 2/3 the product selection you get at Winn-Dixie (RIP), and pay about 2/3 more. Greeeeeat idea there Wally.
It comes with the paraphymosis.
Yes, c’mon, go and look it up y’all. I am in no hurry ! (Actually, I AM)
ucsd school foreskin school of medicine goldberg penis?
Huh ? You got some of it right, I guess.
I’m sorry I should have used quotation marks. It came from a medical journal and it made no sense to me either. I think they meant that they have a picture of said condition.
Has Rube been doing weird things with his member again?
*masterbates to begin the sequence*
Still Watching…
*kicks Blue2thFairy to end it*
And who said you couldn’t retrieve reliable information from the internet ? tsk
The more I read it, the louder I LOL !!!
Goldberg wouldn’t have a foreskin.
Thanks a bunch! I googled it and the first website I went to had a giant picture of the affliction.
That will teach you to look at pictures your mummy told you not to.
Damn, I’m glad I’m circumcised.
Better than being circumnavigated!
or having a penis with a small circumference
That depends on who’s doing the trekking… I choose Gwen Stefani, personally.
… to circumnavigate your globe?
I dunno, maybe his date on that summer evening DOES think he’s a douche. Could be a Truth in Advertising WIN. Or spurned ex-GF WIN, for that matter. Well, it *could* be!
Maybe this girl can give a lell of a douche ?
f***
*guy* and *hell*
heh
Tryping problems Czuhc?
“tryping”, that was intentional ?
Dr Hugh…the empathetic typoist.
Indeed, I tried typing.
You accidentally your whole post!
Accidenty. Accidenty. not accidentally
You sound somewhat irked.
Just an ‘l’ of a mess.
In some circles, that is an ultra douche
in some operating systems that is a dodecahedron
is that a rectumfied dodecahedron?
Ouch! Should have circumvented colon.
Looks like an ultra douche to me. I FAIL to see the FAIL
camo shorts: douche
hat on backward: douche
blue with green: dumbass
stripes with pattern: dumbass
Total: stupid douche
Walmart shopper: cheap bastard douche
Agreed with VOLcano. This guy is an ultra douche. He is taken straight from the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog.
Bad for women: douche
Wait. How is blue with green a fail? I mean, not sky blue and army/puke green like in the picture, but I thought that in general, green complements blue. It’s not like he’s wearing blue and day-glo orange.
In this case the camo pants/shorts/manpris are a neutral, and he can (ostensibly) where any color he wishes with them.
*watches waaaaayyyyy too much “What Not To Wear”*
He still looks like a prat.
Well, yeah.
Most of the people who go on “What Not To Wear” end up looking like they lost any individuality they might have had. Yes, some of them end up looking better, but not many.
AVIS! I missed you….. ::blushes::
And here I thought the Ultra Douche market had permanently been cornered by Abercrombie & Fitch.
Walmart is trying to increase it’s share in the Ultra Douche market. And who can blame them? Ultra Douches have a lot of spending money.
I used to work by a mall that had an Ambercrombie & Fitch and another store just called Ambercrombie. It made me wonder if Fitch was the Colmes of the pair.
Almost a win. You’re not quite a douche until you pop your collar. The shorts and shirt show promise, but without that collar pop, its just not true. Archive in the “Attempted Douche” folder. FAIL!
at least he’s not wearing ‘jorts’
or oversized sunglasses and a sweatband
… and ‘dagger’ sticking through his head?
Yeah this collar’s popped, cuz I’m tha F***IN MAN!
Maybe ‘douche’ means somthing completely different in Canada? Any of our neighbors from the north care to chime in
…and maybe ’something’ requires no ‘e’ in Canada as well?
I suppose the meaning of douche depends on if you’re asking a french or english speaking Canadian. It’s french for shower.
However, the spelling of “something” still requires an “e” in Canada – we usually like having more letters, not less (eg. honour, colour, etc…).
I think I need to give myself a five minute time out for being too serious on failblog… *goes to sit in corner*
maybe canada’s not real, I mean, I’VE never been there.
I’ve only heard about it in movies. Someday I’d like to go see the city of Winterland and visit the Polar Bear King.
I want to mount a “mountie”
Sorry, just had a flashback to Smokey and the Bandit. (County Mounties)
…east bound and down…..
What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
There’s no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth
I want that Godzilla guy to kill millions of people!
McFail MAY not agree with you.
McWin agrees with that one
Of course it’s real. You have to visit Crotch Lake, Ontario or Dildo, Newfoundland before you die.
I’d also recommend heading to Climax, Saskatchewan right after that.
Is that before or after Toad Suck, Arkansas?
There’s a Climax, NY. Near the town of Surprise. (And Result, NY is also in the area)
I’ll allow you all to make your own jokes.
There’s even a Surprise-Result Road…
Woo!
*starts packing vacation bag*
There is a fishing store in my town, it’s called Master Bait and Tackle.
Hmm…vacation spot for the solo traveler, then.
If you like fly fishing…
It’s all in the wrist…
You live near Kansas City?
Or Naples, FL?
There is also a Climax, NC, right down the road from High Point. I kid you not. Have the roadsign here to prove it: http://www.flickr.com/photos/deedeeq5724/1109367860/
Dude, don’t just post a link right away. Build up to it a bit. Mention it, talk it up, say you’ll post it in a bit. Really build a sense of anticipation, you know?
this is ashton kutcher isnt it
ass n’ cooter?
Would be so much better if it was him… I mean, speak of the ultimate douche…
Dude…where’s my dignity?
indeed he is
Actually, Wal Mart’s site is terribly designed. The URL for a given product page contains both an identifier for the info and the image, so you can swap any image into any description page. This is probably what happened here.
That is exactly what happened. At least this submitter put forth the effort to trim the browser’s address bar from the screen shot. Many do not.
I don’t see the mistake, looks like a douche to me.
Ashton Kutcher = Ultra Douche
Where is the fail?
above my comment
the raging hardon in my pants.
Raging hadron? There was me thinking it was just a black hole…
I haven’t decided if a particle collider in the pants wold be a good thing or bad….
..but I do know that a ‘u’ in ‘wold’ would be a good thing.
How very un-American!
Yeah, we don’t really have wolds in this country. I’ve seen many a lovely wold in England and Scotland, though!
True, although a testicle divider would be useful!
Do you think that would help someone find their missing particle?
I hope so, it might stop the quantum leak.
The douche should help with that leak. It’s medicated.
And minty fresh!
SUPERB !
What’s going on down there that’s so nasty you need the Ultra flavor? *shudder*
Maybe it’s Ho-Made for goodness?
Flavor??
*shudders*
MMMmmmm…. snatch vinaigrette.
Is that better than Red Wine vinaigrette
That’s a matter of personal taste.
I think it depends on the woman, I guess.
Hymen total aggrement with you there.
You aggravate me.
Bummer.
If it taint one thing, it’s another.
(yes, childish, I know)
*slight grin*
Still trying to figure out if Loz was joking.
Check your spelling, I think that was it.
agreed.
*sigh*
*pats BTF on the back*
There, there. It happens to all of us.
I didn’t mean I was actually aggravated. It was just a joke about your misspelling.
I know….now.
*grin*
At least you weren’t aggregated. That would have been rough.
She could have been aggrieved by your self-aggrandizement, but I don’t think that was the problem.
ahhhh big words! *hides in corner*
See ‘Toothpaste and Mouthwash’ section.
Maybe some women leave it to the end of the summer before tackling it?
Like spring cleaning but later?
Doc, you made me *ROFFLE!!*
*grins*
This thing looks photoshopped to me.
Photoshop is a myth.
First!
mmmmmmmm french failed potatos!!!!
this was photo shopped.. fail
Take it back to the shop. Mine’s real.
This kills me. You people that comment on these are at the peak of ridiculous too. Oh my.
That’s the top of Mount Dufus, right?
I enjoy being at the peak of ridiculous, it allows me to look down on all the little people and laugh.
The air is clearer on Ridiculous Peak.
Let’s go for a hike to the top of Ridiculous Peak, shall we? I’ve got crampons, pitons and ‘biners. Who’s got a rope?
There were 4 ropes but some wrestler made a fool of himself and snapped two of them while a ref laid on the floor twitching. What a way to stay in character.
*stage directions: just lie there twitching until the fat fool lands on top*
If I had a dollar…
I’d dollar in the morning?
ok, that was just plain ridiculous, but I wanted to prove that I, too, belong at the peak of ridiculous… I hope…
OMG!!
Fluffy, I was going to post the EXACT same thing, but I refrained because I really didn’t need to prove to everyone just how big a dork I really am–AGAIN. But I’m absurdly glad that you posted it.
Thanks for the ear-worm.
*sighs and tries to figure out how to get rid of it*
OK, I’ll bite.
I’d dollar in the evening, all over this land… I’d dollar out…
Is it me or has noone said
1st!!!!!
anywhay
he looks gay to be quite honest
It’s definitely you. Check three comments above you.
There’s my SPORK!
*bows grandly* You called? I apologize for the eye-batting.
Noone hasn’t spoken a word.
Picture: win. Caption: fail. Failblog: fail
opinions are like assholes…..
Some are really full of sh*t?
Everybody’s got one, and some are stinkier than others.
My question is simply this: Why were you looking for douches? Not so fresh? NASTY!
Maybe she didn’t have any Coca-Cola.
Or maybe she was looking for a nice cammo/stripe combo outfit for her son’s first day at school and Wal-marts search engine is very intuitive.
HA!
That’s not a FAIL….I know that guy and he’s a total douche.
Oh hey, I know a guy who looks exactly like this guy.
Ironic but, he is a douche!
I don’t think that’s actually “ironic”.
Word-choice FAIL!
lol
Geez, what’d he ever do to you?
Breathed. Existed. Does it matter?
Doesn’t really matter to me.
Didn’t matter to Phil Collins, either. Thanks for the ear-worm.
Eeeew. Where’s my Q-tip?
Phil Collins? Oh no!
I meant a rhapsody boho.
Antone over 10yrs old wearing camo shorts is a major douche.
No, until they’re 12 they’re still a lieutenant colonel douche.
This thread has failed. Time for a fresh steaming pile o’ fail.
“Ultra Douche?” Wha’dya do, hook it up to a fire hydrant and sit on it?
Ironicly it turns out this IS the exact same guy I talked about.
This was actually an epic win…
This was a hacker who broke into the walmart site and redirected the image tags so that they would be directed to humorous other images.
The hacker linked his changes live as he was making him to many blogs…
Sorry you missed it.
This whole 20 something generation is a fail!
i wonder how much the vaginal douche costs…
Well the only thing clear is that Carol was searching for a douche online and couldn’t find what she wanted. Too shy to drive to Walmart to pick one up?
Epic fake.
He looks like Ashton Kutcher so that’s definitely a WIN
Even bigger fail he pasted that picture of the boy on a literal douche product He fails here’s proof
http://www.walmart.ca/wps-portal/storelocator/Canada-HealthAndBeauty.jsp?selection=listingDetails&page=hb&lang=&assetId=11727&imageId=14137&suggestedItem=&priceType=null&page=null&departmentId=14&categoryId=193&tabId=9
WIN!!!
I see women carrying around thoughs things everywhere now a days…
i think this qualifies as a win…?