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BTW, Paul can be Short for Paulene.
yeh fair point
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and Pauline.
How about a transvestite?
was Paul now Pauline but, forgot to change his/her socks?
or the parents were high at the time
Maybe they went the safe route and shortened it. They still had all those little boxes to put on and didnt want to run out of light grey and white thread lest they have to resort to colored paperclips to hold them together.
Hmmmm…… I see what you did there.
What about Mrs. Paul?
and Paula
And Paulgeissefeisserhummdamneiger
And ポール。
OMg IT’S THE JAPANESE, RUN!!!
A kid named Takahiro taught me these characters when I was about 12. Pretty neat to see them again!
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(=’.'=)
(“)_(“)
…of Ulm?
Kinda looks like there’s a bit of “A” left, prolly is paula
Who abbreviates a 5 letter name?
and paulina
and paula
and others.
Yeah, Paul is also commonly used for… Paul.
Concidering you can see the font difference between the P and L and the middle letters of A and U my guess is that it is a photoshop fail and not a packaging fail at all. If you are going to photoshop something to fail it, make it believeable.
SAY FIRST IN FOREIGN LANGUAGES (LIKE “Ichiban” OR “Primero”) AND YOU’LL NOT LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG.
No, you’ll just look like an international douchebag.
BOGHOS, BOULOS BULUS GIAMPAOLO GIANPAOLO PAAVALI PAAVO PABLO
PACHJO PÁL PÀL PÅL PÁLA PÁLL PALLE PAOL PAOLA PAOLINA PAOLINO PAOLO PAORA PASHA PAU PAULA PAULE PAULEEN PAULENE PAULETTA PAULETTE PAULI PAULIE PAULIEN PAULIINA PAULINA PAULINE PAULINO
PAULIUS PAULO PAULU PAUWEL PAVAO PAVEL PAVILS PAVLA PAVLE PAVLINA
PAVLO PAVLOS PAVOL PAWEŁ PÓL PÒL POUL
Tried that. Do I still look like a douchebag?
I’m getting tired of these packaging fails.
we should make some EPIC fails
I agree, The only recent EPIC FAIL was the Chair-fail, Every week, the fails get more Shit.
… and your pictorial contributions are?
Look at his name…it’s clear that he provides the shit.
Ahh…The machine that provides all the troll comments has finally been uncovered!
I hate to side with trolls, but I also think the latest fails have only been mildly amusing. I miss the fall-off-the-bike-get-punched-in-the-nuts, the oh-my-God-these-people-can-vote! and the seriously-how-stupid-is-that-guy?!? fails.
Excellent that we have that side covered!
I’m so annoyed, there was a great fail near where I live but I kept forgetting to get a picture of it and now they’ve changed it
The front of a pizza place said “Pizza-free delivery”.
Pizza-free delivery: because sometimes the driver gets hungry.
Are you sure the don’t just sell boxes?
Haha. They do actually sell pizza, and it’s pretty good pizza too!
I actually just found a photo of it on google images but it won’t enlarge, “The requested URL /images/shop.gif was not found on this server.”
so…epic fail fail? or have i just broken the space time continuum? if i have, soryy dragon and all of the other people who fixed it a few days ago.
*runs a diagnostic*
Nope…! You’re safe, and the STC is purring along just fine at the moment!
Do you volunteer? Then may I suggest climbing to the roof of your house on disguise and doing some acrobatics improvisation?
You have some men costume a couple of fails below.
… I am told skateboarding off the roof of your house onto a passing truck is very easy to do. Try that first.
Maybe place a bukkit of water in the truck and aim for that. You should be careful not to drown, tho.
A snorkel would stop drowning.
So skateboard down a roof, wearing a snorkel and try to land in a bukkit of water on top of a truck as it passes your house. Good, that should provide a good fail.
Please remember you need someone to video it… and give them a tripod because they may drop the camera due to laughter.
Yeah, I need to see somebody get hurt.
Laws, the whine-trolls are out in force today, aren’t they…?
Yup, after eating all the Halloween candy they are hyperactive.
LOLLOLLOLLOL
im setting of fire works up the chimney atm
Did you mean ‘I’m setting of fire; works up the chimney, atm.’?
Why are you setting an ATM that works on fire in your chimney??
Who is Cheney and why is he playing with fireworks?
Cheney is one of the most dangerous persons ever born to someone other that Hitlers mommy. Where on earth do you reside?
cicili, yet again, spectacularly misses the joke.
It’s kinda fun to watch, though, isn’t it??
Hehe, very! *puts on popcorn*
Doesn’t that chafe?
Yeah, but it brings all the boys to my yard.
Stop stealing my popcorn!
Loz, I’d come to your yard even you put nothing on!
Cheney is a person who walks in Hitlers shoes, we didn’t have to have a war with Iraq, but Cheney was Vice Prez, and a major shareholder in Halliburton, the very corporation contrated to REBUILD Iraq as the war goes on.So many died for no reason. BAH on PROFITEERS! FIE on BADNESS!
Boo, creepy foot doctor!!!
I wouldn’t figure where the ATM fitted in. Do you have one in your house? It could be that Gandhi has eschewed all material possessions and lives outside a supermarket.
Damn fingers, I must have picked up the wrong set. ‘wouldn’t’ should have been ‘couldn’t’
ahh.. “shouldn’t”, “wouldn’t”, “couldn’t”… excuses excuses…
You mean the automated ATM machine? Into which you enter your personal PIN number?
Or, I’m setting off fire works up the chimney atm.
Maybe it is a euphemism for the fact he has burning hemmohroids and is feeling gassy?
One of these days I might have to scootch away…
What if I give you a no fireworks guarantee?
After changing insurance companies for my bike’s insurance and actually eading the small print this time, I’m rather suspicious of any sort of guarantees…
*hands Mindmute an ‘r’*
Or was that supposed to be eaTing? You ate the small print for its nutritional value, because your diet was low in fiber?
Alphabet soup for all!
*Praises Ceiling Cat and thanks him for the r*
Getting ready for Santa, no doubt.
HAHAHAHHA
FAIL AD BELOW
“gay CHUBBY dating”
why were you looking huh??
scroll down a little bit
it made me lshmcomn
I think it was in your imagination
Maybe they will have the skinny gay dating service next week.
*volunteers*
Gandhi?
OMFG!
Paulina?! LOL
SECOND
late
more like 3rd
fail.
I lol’d… but I didn’t Rofl
you failed at rofling.
shame on you.
shame.
I have just received a call from the sentence structure committee, they told me that they were most displeased with your post and request a formal apology.
What was wrong with it?
I have to agree with Gandhi here. He was making a poem (?), so grammar doesn’t really matter.
I was lol
how did you guess?
Because the socks you are wearing.
गांधी कि व्याकरण कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता कहते हैं?
HUH?
Yeah. Up yours too pal!
The word ‘shame’ and a full stop is a sentence fragment. However, in the context used, it is acceptable, as you were emphasising a point.
And that is indeed a roflworthy picture.
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¿:¶?
¿Que?
¿rse?
Donde esta mi queso?
Está en el calcetín.
*Nods no*
Está en los pantallones!
That explains why I got some very funny looks when I visited Spain
That suggests it’s time for a shower. Or possibly curettage. *shudder*
Are you cold?
*Turns up heat*
I think I just grossed myself out with the image of trouser cheese. Gak!
You weren’t meant to actually *picture it* you know?
What do you do with it? Spread it on toast?
Yes that is the general idea. Preferably, the cheese that didn’t go in your pants..
smeg?
Smag head. Yay! Red Dwarf rules!
Haha
LAST!!!!
NO!!!!
Oh well, at least we can try and get the penultimate comment.
done
medium-rare
Certainly not half-baked. Hi BF!
Boyfriend?! When did all this happen?
At least I didn’t say BFF. Omigod!
Actually, Mookie…that’s what we call him!
*snickers*
*baby ruth*
*three musketeers*
*vicomte de bragelonne*
*明治チョコレート*
I don’t think they sell that here.
Is good?
Probably not. Is veeeeeeeery good.
omg!!!!
online boyfriend!!
did u find him on that fay chubby gay dating service below?
You all do realize that BF means BondFan, no? I mean I’m forward, but not THAT forward.
No,
Im not that observant i just look at the pretty pictures by peoples names
Freudian slip?
Also, I don’t know whether BondFan is a girl or a boy, for that matter. I have a decided preference one way!
男です。
私は女の子です。
ぼく十四歳。
私は十分にあなたのお母さんが古いよ！
：０
ああーびっくりした！
(Japanese won’t nest beyond this level.)
(DrDr will carry on being racist beyond this level.)
*Resents the accusation*.
*Is quite touchy about own langauge being used in hostile way*
*Is quite touchy about everything*
*touches*
*explodes*
Hey! I employ a good touch!!
Good touches are the best when done in a “bad” way…
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
*grins*
Ooooh, I couldn’t agree more…
*grins also*
Impersonates being racist.
*cheshire grins*
*waggles eyebrows suggestively*
*meaningful look*
Touche.
Hi Mookie! おげんきですか？
どこ行ってたの？
いまさっき？おふろ。
あなたの中で記述されていません。それは長い浴している必要があります。 LOL.
First sentance must have gotten mangled in the translator as I don’t understand. For the second part, シャワーもしてたので、長かった。
Argh, foreign languages! *Covers eyes*.
RACIST!
*Formally accuses DrDr of racism and xenophobia.*
Oh, relax. He’s yanking your chain and trying to get that very reaction out of you.
No, it was simply pointing out that the English are typically the worst at learning foreign languages, mainly because we don’t feel we need to.
*calms down*
Alright, but don’t do it again.
I have Xenophobia, rare gasses scare me.
That’s noble of you to admit it.
It’s nice to see that you are coming out of your outer shell. I’m glad the comments here don’t Bohr you.
They don’t, but I’d Rutherford a river than read these sometimes.
Oh, these puns are such a gas!
I like to comment on them periodically.
This is such a punny group!
I know I’m having pun.
This group of puns has the element of hilarity in them, period.
They truly are atomic.
My favorite periodic table is slightly unorthodox. Click my name and let me know if you LOL.
：））））））））））））））））））
とてもおかしい！
Most excellent. Imagine if gummi really was an element!
ありがとう！
Really Cute Mookie! Saved it….
Mookie, that’s outstanding!
*is proud of Mookie using the URI correctly*
You’ve come a long way!
And *roffle* at Celinedion!
Click my name for a hilarious Celine Dion clip
I missed the science puns!
I know, I’m sad I missed them too
I’ll spend a lot of free energy on girls that have an affinity for science.
Ohm-eye!
Heretics! Every one knows that there are but four elements: earth, wind, water, and fire.
… and four humours. Sanguine, phlegmatic, melancholy and choleric.
周期的なテーブルの勝利!
nice BBQ marinade brushed on topp..
im hungry now.
I’m baking a chocolate cake. I’ll e-mail you a piece. It’s fat free that way.
yumm
air cakee
=]
Air cake? Are you insane?! The Internet is a series of tubes!
Actual cake?!
ZOMG
my life imprisonment is now free with cake!!!
The internet is a camel.
Sounds like the sort of thing spies say!
“Psst…the internet is a camel.”
“I know. I have the Tubes here”.
But…but the cake is a lie!
My cake is very honest.
LOL
There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
Was it a urinal cake?
No, that’s not a lie, it’s just an accidenty.
I accidenty accidently, what should I do?
I accidenty accidently accidentally, what should I do?
Go away?
This motion has passed with 3,890,399 yeas, 2 nays (DrDr and mr sausage).
Where is this “away” you speak of? I have been searching for it for many years, and have now ended my search.
You know, Google doesn’t give ALL the answers…
No, but Wikipedia usually does.
Failblog has all the answers I need.
в потребности ответов советской России вы!
В Российской, Советской Россией шутки не так смешно!
Mong bạn vui lòng mọi người ngừng dịch tất cả mọi thứ? Điều này rất khó để đọc!
да я увидел что после того как я вывесил, как раз пробующ слишком добавьте новую жизнь к ему
;0
no lol
played portal?
Everybody played portal (in my own freaky world).
NEVER!
Never say never.
Never say never again!
I think these socks are meant to be the woman’s boyfriend’s name.
I have a necklace with my boyfriend’s name on it… why not socks? Actually, I would never wear socks with his name on them, haha!
Wow. What about a bra, with his first and last name on each ta-ta?
Boy…it would be unfortunate if his last name was Featherstonehaugh, wouldn’t it?
It would be even more unfortunate if that name fit!
What would you do with a hyphenated name?
Change it to a real name.
Not add a third breast?
Ann Boleyn’s bra?
Perfect.
Trifecta!
Unfortunate. Says who! ;D
Unfortunate? Says who! ;D
Even if you were a girl named Paul, why would you want your name on your feet? Is that so they can identify your body in the event of an accident? Maybe we need blood type socks and allergy socks: Sam, O-positive, peanut allergy.
Nah, just stick some paper in your shoes.
Yeah, to hell with those bracelets! Let’s put it on our socks!
If you suddenly were to spontaneously (and redundantly) combust, you would need the socks to be identified!
A fan! Yay!
that looks not real
Yes, I agree. Why would they put the “Paul” socks in the “Marco” aisle?
So fake or the ultimate fail…you decide.
I was expecting polo shirts to be found there.
I was expecting polo ponies.
They make an awful mess in the aisles.
Clean-up in aisle three! Unisex socks!
First unisex toilets, now socks?! What next, vests?
No, Pooper Scoopers.
Spooper Coopers?
失敗する。
P.T. Cruisers.
Blue punch buggies!
Heavy boozers.
Wow, when I read that the ice in my martini spontaneously melted.
Was it shaken not stirred?
Ah, too lazy to shake. I just slop a bunch of booze in the glass and hoover it down. Nice image, no?
Elegantly put!
1 oz Hypnotiq
1 oz Vodka
4 oz White cranberry juice
*chugs*
That sounds lovely Lunchbox!!!
May I have one? When you get a chance of course.
I’ll join you, if you don’t mind!
Better than having the ice in your martini spontaneously combust….
Don’t forget Shadow!
That’s impossible, IKBC. Ice = water. Water = Inflammable. Therefore, ice = inflammable. Classic use of the transitive property.
Psst…guys…wanna watch me prove him wrong??
Dragon-flame has magic properties, yanno.
*watches with amusement*
Hey Dragon, check your e-mail, btw.
Ah. I see. With the magic and the fire and the… yeah. My bad.
Hee…!
*goes to check*
Nuffin yet, but that’s not unusual. Sometimes it takes emails a while to get past the junk filters.
Ah, well. It’ll show up soon enough.
Maybe a select few women like to name their clothing.
Men do too. Seen Back to the Future?
Which made no sense to me. They had name brands back then. And there were name brands that were actually the name of the designer as well.
“Sergio Valente…. OOooooh, we love you Sergio.” But perhaps I’m dating my(old)self.
Hahaha, the name on the socks is paul and the person who submitted it s paul! okay proabably, an obvious statement, but i had to say it! IT!
Have you read the words on the package?
I suspect the answer is a “no.”
Ahhhhh Socks for the transgendered people
ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIFTH!
百二十六番！
それは男性からの両端の地方検事だ。
It’s a district attorney from a man who is both ends?! What translator are you using?
グーグル。
翻訳に失敗する。
グーグルはひどい。
私は同意するが、すべての今を知っているよ。
わかった。
勝ち。
^–OOPS! Should be 勝つ。
大勝。
Now there are three of them…
Actually, it’s worked well for our colloquy. 彼は何て言っしようとしているか? If you care to guess…?
I’m guessing…but I don’t get it.
That’s what I got, too!!!!! Smiley face.
Notice:
“Submitted by Paul B”
What is Paul B doing looking at women’s socks, anyways?
God, I hope he wasn’t shopping for an anniversary present.
“Happy anniversary, honey!”
“Well, how thoughfu–’Paul’? ‘Paul‘?! My name’s Charlene!”
“Uh–uh–”
Yeah, WTF, are you schtupping a DUDE on the side?
Shhh! He was trying to keep that on the down low.
Wait… something is coming to me…. thinking outside the box….. Maybe the SOCK is named Paul. I mean, really, only a lezzie would want to wear a girl sock. I want a manly sock on my foot.
I have a girlfriend, are you saying I have to throw out all of my manly socks?
You are right! Of course there are no women who want a sock-girl-friend but a sock-boy-friend
Um Paul the woman has a penis. Ewwww
This fail reminds me of a song…
Dude looks like a ladyyy!
*dadam dadam*
Dude looks like a ladyyy!
Yeah, you can get songs like that from the old village Aerosmith.
This isn’t such a fail, really. I know a few females named “Paulina”, who prefer to go by the name “Paul”. Then there are those whose surnames are Paul.
Is this a fail? No. Not a terribly fantastic win though, either. This one is 50/50.
That’s not more than half! =(
But for 500 yen, you can get it free
しかし、 500円の場合、無料で入手することができます。
“sold only in Las Vegas and San Francisco’
maybe the other sock says….”ene’ like “paul…ene”
Or maybe the other sock says, “Saint.”
Saint Paul, the patron saint of showgirls and drag queens?
St. Elsewhere, the patron saint of dead tv series.
St. John, the patron saint of dead TV series about vampires in Los Angeles.
OR, maybe the left foot says John and the right foot says Paul and it is for super religious Catholics?
… or half Beatles fans?
Ringo and the other one are on the heels? I can never remember the 4th one. I like to blame it on age but who doesn’t know the Beatles?
*whispers ‘George’*
*whispers ‘nice to meet you, I’m Alice’*
*whispers “Why is everyone whispering?”*
I thought you were sleeping, I didn’t want to wake you
Awww thoughtful. You can wake me up anytime though!
*scootches closer*
*tries to pretend face isn’t still red from the joke ‘splaining earlier*
because we’re drunk. It’s actually that really loud drunken whispering when your friend is saying something in your ear about ‘well you’re going home with that hot guy over there I hope you don’t have explosive diarrhea and a herpes outbreak like you did last time’ kindof whisper that everyone can hear.
See? You can all hear this.
What about Billy Shears? Where’s there room for him?
Sargent Pepper’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band! I Saw the original concert in Seattle in ’66. Or 67, I was a kid. It was great.
My first concert was Van Halen in Madison Square Garden. I must’ve been about 1980.
I turned 42 yesterday, actually. But people tell me I don’t look a day over 41.
happy belated birthday mookie
Oh phew, as long as you’re not actually 1980!
I mean, IT must’ve been about 1980. I was probably 14.
This is really stupid, right? No one seems to notice, but I suppose some women would like to wear socks named after their husband/boyfriend.
So, yeah, stupid picture. No fail.
No no, women like to wear a shirt after a man has worn it so they can smell him after he leaves. We don’t want to wear socks with his name on it unless we have had head trauma and need to be reminded of who it was we woke up next to this morning.
In your case, you can just look on the mantle…
I get the distinct feeling I will never live that down.
OK, please to share that tantalizing reference!
Just a story about a dead horse that keeps getting a beat down
Mookie, Ryannon has a thing for castrating her ex-boyfriends and keeping their balls in a jar. Tantalising, eh?
As I said, beating a dead horse
…you really do have bizarre past-times.
Beats the heck out of needlepoint
I rather enjoy needlepoint. Well, cross-stitch at least. It’s kind of relaxing, in an odd sort of way.
I decorate cakes to relax but they always seem to turn out on the “naughty” side
Oh Avis, you should get out of that rocking-chair, you’ve been there all day, it’s bad for your arthritis!
How did you know I have arthritis? And for the record, the last
cross-stitch piece I did read : BITE ME
And really, I’m not kidding.
Lol. Pics?
Have I mentioned that I love you, too? If not, consider it mentioned.
Heeee! My MOTHER gave me the kit for the piece!
Wow. Such a loving family.
She knows me well. Very well.
Loz, I want to hear about your phobia (referenced on an earlier thread).
I have a phobia of vomit/vomiting.
Omigod! Me too! Since I was 6! It’s so bogue.
‘Bogue’? Yeah, it’s pretty debilitating. Not sure what started it but I think I was about 9.
How old are you now, if you don’t mind me asking?
I’m 20.5
Mookie, she’s a young’un.
I know what you mean about it being debilitating. Wait until you have kids… I want to have a third, and that is the ONLY thing making me hesitate. Pretty life-altering, if you consider that. Would you ever want to e-mail about it? Support can be helpful. Did you know it is one of the top 5 phobias?
How old you, Avis?
Click on my name, it’s in there somewhere. Suffice it to say, I’m old enough to refer to Loz as a young’un.
Don’t ask her, she can’t remember.
*pats Avis on the hand as she gazes off into the distance*
I did not know it’s one of the top 5, I’ve never actually met anyone else with it.
Now wait just a damned minute!!
I am NOT that old!
Why, I oughta…. ummm… what was I saying?
It’s okay, Avis…you and I can sit here and reminisce about the old days.
Yes… the days before trolls, and flamers, and 1337speaking geeks.
Ah, yes! Someone who understands!! Who might remember the
same shows I do. There have been problems in paradise, by the way.
Shit. Spill? Or email. Either way, I’m listening.
I think it’s just the age thing. It’s not THAT big a deal, I knew this
would happen eventually. I’ll e-mail you later.
I am so innocent. I had no idea that there was a phobia chart. Where is it published?
I feel left out of the emailing
No one ever emails me…
Does anyone here even know your email address?
Why ex-boyfriends? If you castrate them while you’re still dating, it makes them so much easeir to housebreak. I say, why make things easier for your successor?
Really? Cause all of my shirts are always right where I left them. *disappointed look directed at Loz*
Even my dress shirts!
*imagines Loz wearing one of my dress shirts*
OK, all is forgiven.
I guess that’s less commitment than getting his name tattooed on your ass.
LOL
had first hand experience?
With such a commitment, in times of strife, you might be more willing to turn the other cheek.
Yeah, because women have stinky boyfriends/husbands that they walk all over.
Muahahahahha
…Ru Paul??
My thoughts exactly!
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You all are obviously unaware of the growing trend of young women naming their feet “Paul.” The standard is that the left foot is named after Paul Newman and the right foot after Paul McCartney, though I’ve heard of a few examples of women naming both feet after comedian Paul Mercurio, and one case of a woman naming her left big toe Paul Rubens.
It looks photoshopped to me – but I can’t think of a woman’s name that goes _AU_ .
Photoshop Fake Fail Photo = FAIL
Check out the P and the L and the poorly layered and skewed “SOCKS”
Also notice the staggered light-then-dark block design, perfectly matching the placement and color of the letters.
I am Sherlock of the Socks. Don’t mess with this.
Hey! I have those socks!
Would’ve been even funnier if it said “Bob” or “Steve.” Those actually sound like mens’ names.
and thus, the term she-male began…
it stands for pauline n00b
heh, i lol’d
My name is paul, and according to my birthrecords, my parents, my girlfriend, and myself; i am a boy, so this one is a FAIL
p.s. paul isnt a girls name, paula or pauline is
Polo shirts,lacoste polo shirts, wholesale polo shirts,
lol guy who submitted pic was looking for his own name
Mr.Paulina
sucks
One more bit of FAIL no one noticed: The rainbow background used on the label must mean something to this FAIL.
Title fail? This one’s title is sock fail….. says name fail right on the picture, the title should’ve been obvious.
its kinda just a pathetic fail really
Why did I even bother?