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Frsd!
*laughs*
Troll… penguin, how do you tell them apart?
It’s not a troll…
Hail Orc’s.
You have to wait for the sun to come up dumbasses.
(It’s even true, once it’s all molten you can’t tell anyway…)
Orc’s what now? Geez, you guys never finish your sentences.
How about, Hail Orc’s imitating penguins?
Self fail, can’t think of any part of an Orc I would want to hail.
I can’t think of any part of an Orc, chocolate or not, I’d want to EAT.
Guys… I’m pretty sure that’s Shrek.
and ergo an ogre
palindrome win!
oh wait, no, thats not a palindrome. sleeplessness fail, ignore me
Made me lol at any rate.
But an anagram, nevertheless!
That’s the word my mind couldn’t find at the time.
That is most definitely a palindrome.
I hope you bought that. It would sell for millions on EBay.
Damn, troll recognition failure *hangs head* but… but… my sword hasn’t gone blue are you sure?
*checks innuendo scale*
Nope, hasn’t gone up.
I think it the cold weather here. The innuendo machine can’t rise to the occasion.
Why don’t you give it a hand?
BEEP! BEEP!
Now look what you’ve done Loz! The scale’s gone up!
BEEP! BEEP!
It’s gonna blow!
*takes cover*
You can’t hide, the popsy syrup will get everywhere.
*scale explodes*
*Hides under Vermont bukkit*
HEY! We just got this thing fixed!
Dammit…
*grabs wrench and slides under the machine*
Here, I think this is…*oof* part of the *CLANG!* problem…this part seems to *TWANG!!!* be over on the wrong …*loud ratcheting sounds* side of the …*aaooOOOOOOgah!*…thing here…
Okay. *stands and dusts off jeans* Let’s try that.
*turns on machine*
*is suddenly engulfed in black smoke as a a massive *FOOOOOOM!!!* issues from the innuendo machine*
….Damn.
How does it feel to be on the opposite end of the FOOOOOOM!!!ing?
Sorry Dragon. It was just building a nice head and it just went off. I suspect a leaky pipe somewhere.
I fixed it!!
And Loz…it was inevitable. *grin!*
It is such a surprise when the thing you are working on just goes off in our face . I’m glad there is nothing broken. Do you need the bukkit to clean up the mess?
you guys are startin to take the joke a little far now guys, right?
This is failblog. I’m not entirely sure there is a “too far” here.
Really, we all have minds purer than driven snow.
I am sure there is no double entendre here.
There is a too far, it involves a constable’s baton.
There’s a way too far, and it involves a goat, two sticks of dynamite, and twenty-three rubber bands.
I thought too far was a bucket of soapy frogs and a wet suit with the bottom cut off.
i thought too far was
1)a bar of chocolate
2) 3 bottles of glue
3)Several bottles of gin
and a chinchilla (or maybe a hamster, either one)
oh and dont forget the toast (with or without butter)
Do you think a little light stroking might firm up the eqiupment?
I told you before, when it comes to 50 year olds I take no prisoners…
Don’t make me come over there!
Every time I think I’ve got you figured out, you go and say something that proves me wrong.
She’s a wily one!
I’ll get the bucket.
Best go to Vermont for the bukkit. Idea for the purpose!
Are you implying Shrek has a black wee-wee?
Moonlight on Vermont affected everybody
Even Mrs. Wooten well as little Nitty
Even lifebuoy floatin’
With his lil’ pistol showin’
With his lil’ pistol Totin’
Well that goes t’ show you what uh moon can do
No more bridge from Tuesday t’ Friday
Everybodies gone high society
Hope lost his head ‘n got off on alligators
Somebodies leavin’ peanuts on the curbins
For uh white elephant escaped from zoo with love
Goes t’ show what uh moon can do
Moonlight on Vermont
Well it did it for Lifebuoy
And it did it t’ you
‘n it did it t’ zoo
And it can do it for me
And it can do it for you
Moonlight on Vermont
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
Don’t gimme no affliction
Dat ole time religion is good enough for me
An it’s good enough for you
Well come out t’ show dem
Come out t’ show dem
Come out t’ show dem
Come out t’ show dem
Come out t’ show dem
Come out t’ show dem
Come out t’ show dem
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
It’s good enough for me
Without yer new affliction
Don’t need yer new restrictions
Gimme dat ole time religion
It’s good enough for me
Moonlight on Vermont
Thanks Captain Beefheart.
And now, here’s Ol’ Blue eyes!
Pennies in a stream
Falling leaves a sycamore
Moonlight in Vermont
Icy finger waves
Ski trails ON a mountain side
Snowlight in Vermont
Telegraph cables, how they SING/HUM down the highway
As they travel each bend in the road
PEOPLE WHO MEET, in this romantic setting
ARE so hypnotized by the lovely…
Evening summer breeze
Warbling of a meadowlark
Moonlight in Vermont
Dr Hugh, does wielding that sword make you the King of Pain?
drowning of the of-pain king ?
I keep it hidden most of the time so it is less of a problem.
it’s not an orc it’s an ogre! geez
Good that means I won’t have to change the batteries.
he not an orc, he’s an ORGRE
You have to take off your beer goggles. They can make any troll look better…
Do beer goggles make penguins look desirable?
The biscuit or the animal?
Yes!
Oui!
Si!
Only to another penguin. Or a bestialist. Er, so I’ve heard…
Troll… ogre how do you NOT tell them apart?
Itsan OGER!
二番！
三番！
lol
四番！
五番！
BF, have you developed a stutter?
Er, no. I just said 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th in Japanese.
Brilliantly inventive win. ROFL
I was counting on you to explain.
*Clap, clap*
Very punny, Mookie.
ありがとう。
わ！日本語でしゃべれるの？
オンライン翻訳。言わないでください…
なるほど。よし、ひみつにする。 ;)
87, 104, 97, 116, 63 (code page 437 or 850)
Are you mocking my language?
Just questioning it!
I don’t have the East Asian code pages loaded so all I have is raw hex displayed.
Hold down ‘alt’ and type in the numbers on the keypad.
if he can write japanese with keypad he shall be known by the name of “supergeek” from now on
How dare you!
I cannot believe you just called me that! Keypads are very easy!
Richard Feynman? B-but, I thought you were dead?
*kisses feet* You are my idol, I always knew you were the messiah!
Loz, I’m shocked! Weren’t you pleasuring Dr. Hugh earlier in the thread? You’ll break his widdle heart…
Widdle? Is Elmer Fudd typing for you, Mookie?
No, just being pwecious.
The doc knows he only has to say the word!
And the word is…?
君は？
ぼくは日本人。東京に生まれた。でも、おとうさんがイギリス人だから、ぼく半分イギリス人。
の完璧なブレンド！
in the beginning he says sth about japanese people…
maybe he is telling a story? translator pleeeez
I’m not telling a story. I’m just having a civilised conversation with a fellow failblogger. Would you like the Oxford Dictionary definition of a conversation?
Mookie, ありがとう。 ：）
今どこに住んでいますか？ （もし私が聞くことがありますか？ ）
na, 闭嘴。日本自我不懂 and so do most of the people here^^
ay…pressed “add” too soon…should be “…日本字我不懂…”
Mookie, ロンドンに住んでます。それ以上は言いません。
I’m having trouble with that one. Aidez-moi, s’il vous plait.
Even I can’t understand Feyn, Mookie!
Are you using Bablefish (or whatever its called), Feyn?
BondFan, 私はアメリカにあるんだ。ミシガン
ミシガンですか。いいですね。
Looks like you have descended into Babylon or possibly Babalon!
The leaning tower of Babel.
Bugger, that’s what I meant. Babalon is all sex and depravity and lust and debauchery. BTW Was Yoda involved in any of the earlier ‘conversation’?
nope, its called chinese
That explains why the translator lost the plot… and the meaning.
yeah…it does pretty well
even if there are lots of words that chinese and japanese have in common
I wondered if that were true. Sharing common roots? I have a Japanese client and I forgot to ask last time we met.
okay, language lesson:
the japanese have three different types to spell their words.
Hiragana, Katagana and Kanji (sry BF & Mookie if i spelled those wrong)
the kanyi are originally chinese words which the
japanese took with them when migrating to their island where they live now
Thanks, history and language, such a rich table we all come to dine at…. and of course innuendo and wit.
*bows*
I swear its an Ogre not an orc
=S
Shrek IS An Ogre….
lol
And it is not milk…
I’m almost sure I’ve seen this penguin somewhere…
That’s actually Shrek failing to show up in the right box
Poking the wrong (soggy) hole?
I think he ate the penguin.
*grins*
CGI generated characters, Tsk, never where they are supposed to be.
*gasp*
Did you just capitalise in the middle of a sentence?!
I’m phoning the grammar police!
*Picks up phone*
No need, I have a CGI character called Tsk.
well played sir
LOL Shwing
Batter.
I just accidently my Middle-Sentence-Capitals
Oh noez!!!!1111oneoneoneoneeleventyoneoneone111!!! Not teh capitalz!!!111oneoneone
You mean “accidenty”.
i rather believe the happy feet box failed showing up at the right piece of chocolate
They accidentally the wrong feet.
they should use an action shrek!
Awwww, the ogre at the Happy Feet. Now he has a happy tummy.
LOL He looks happy.
最初の！
Those two characters aren’t even from the same animation company… How the hell?
Happy Feet is from Warner Brothers and Shrek is from Dreamworks.
I don’t think Warner or Dreamworks produce these chocolates. This must be some chocolate factory which pays royalties to both companies to use their characters as models for chocolate figurines.
OGRES HAVE LAYERS !!! Inside the ogre is a little penguin.
The ogre said, “GET IN MAH BELLY !!” Ooops, wrong Mike Myers movie.
Lol! You made me LOL hard.
Where did u find this???
WHO CARES?! Shrek is bigger than Penguins which equals more chocolate; this is a win X3
Penguin, ogre, same difference
*pictures above comment* Ugggg. Nightmares.
vry gd lol
Fail!
you had problems as a child, didn’t you?
Cross promotion at its finest!
What the freakk?? Lol
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