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Ahh, a nice fresh fail
make sure to flush that steaming fresh fail
I will, after I poop off a few more rounds.
*goes to find a towel for monitor*
Heee, sowwy!
You always seem to be drinking when you’re at your computer, perhaps that’s your downfall
*goes to find a towel for Loz’s monitor… or maybe toilet paper would be more useful*
*goes to find a book on how to respond to this quite well*
…
*hands Sarah a paper towel and some cleaning alcohol*
If you were a guy, you would know to always have a towel at your computer.
I saw ALOT of guys in gals clothing for Halloween, it must be a trend. I also saw a Santa passing out candy last night!
*hands cicili a space and an apostrophe*
TY!
Glad you could find a use for that apostrophe you took from me yesterday, Loz!
i just recently donated some apostrophes to the apostrophe cross were they were collecting apostrophes for the analphabetic world
Maybe you could acquire some capital letters and the knowledge of the difference between “were” and “where” at the same time.
I knew it!
Something seemed odd about my comment,
but I didn’t find out why…
Thank you very much.
As a sign of my gratitude I will give you some apostrophes for later use.
:removes the comma:.
.:;:.
.:;:.
I think the capital letter shop has shut for the evening.
Oh shit..I’m already running out of capitals…
maybe ii can instead of using a capital just use the letter twice?
A very cunning solution. *grins*
ddon’t you think this solution makes text easier to read?
wwell ii do not.
Those damn homophones!
Yes, they can’t stand men who wear dresses.
cross-dressing phones.
o.0
I used to spell it ‘allot’ when I started school until the English teacher, at the end of his tether, chainsawed all my arms and legs off.
That helped me remember.
He was firm but fair out English teacher. … and you tell the kids of today…
You got your just allotment, then?
Lol… and ii think ii’ve been to this store!!!!
Santa passing candy? In the street? In front of the children? Disgusting. That will be a difficult mental image to remove.
cicili enjoyed it because s/he’s into that sort of thing.
S/he? Are you unsure, or is s/he?
I am, but it wouldn’t surprise me if s/he is too.
Santa wasn’t passing syrup by any chance?
That is an even worse mental image!
Santa the Pedophile FAIL
I couldn’t think of anything more frightening that some 280 pound man wearing that.
What about Arnie reading that ‘rallying’ speech in a vaguely robotic way. “I… am… action… hero.”
How about a man weighing 21 stones wearing that? What if he were also playing the bagpipes?
and the president of the United States?
That would make the state of the union address more fun to watch.
OMG mint price
Fail? That looks like a win to me lol
last
laster
Lastest
more latest?
spelling fail, i know
<:-D
Lasted lately?
lay at last
At last laying late. @.@
Been laid lately?
Lay, Lady, Lay.
Upon your big-ass bed.
But Mookie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain.
*gangs agley*
Dammit…a little help please?
Has one of the flay rods gone out of skew on the innuendo machine?
*lays hands on it*
Careful…you’re going to make it overheat…
Depends on the kind of men, really… ^^
The kind of men who wear Depends?
The kind of men who wear them near their deep-ends.
Seems like a good price for a man. I wonder what their return policy is if he doesnt fit once you get him home.
Normal terms and conditions apply. Try not to break anything off and keep your receipt!
Just remember, you get what you pay for.
If Ryannon breaks anything off, it goes into her jar!
I don’t break things, I just bend them with extreme prejudice.
AAhh, at last, clothes for Ladies. (Think David Walliams)
*swoons*
Aaahh! So Loz likes men in women’s clothing. I’ll just say Eddie Izzard to you!
*double swoons* Now that is one threesome I would NOT pass up!
Oh what a coincedence, David Walliams is on Top Gear on Dave
In a dress?
Thankfully no. I must say I prefer him in a suit.
doesn’t a dress suit him?
or maybe the best for him would be a dress suit?
Could be a new twist. I will phone Jeremy immediately. Star-in-a-car-in-a-dress! Who shall we have first? John Prescott?
LOL. Oh I would pay good money to see that.
I would also pay bad money…and the $ 19.88 for the dress
You can just imagine it. Little round face, like a bulldog chewing a wasp, hair in pigtails with little pink bows, peeping out of the top of a pretty pink dress with a jolly pink bow tied at the front, looking like a cabbage on top of compost heap, and his little, chubby, white legs sticking out of the bottom. Neatly finished off with a pair of white hobnail boots. So sweet.
Oh! No! Damn! What have I done? I now have that image in my head to go to bed with. Aaaagggghhhhh! *face palm* *bangs head lightly on desk* sticks head in bukkit* Ow! *remembers bukkit full of innuendo machine*
Oh you poor thing, think of David Walliams instead
That’s a little better. At least the face wont curdle milk and ten paces. I can almost imagine him doing an Irish jig (book one mind not book two).
Thanks, Loz.
I think these are for the homecoming queens.
They dress up for the drowning?
It brings so much more splendour to the occasion.
Splendor in the grass?
For ~ $20, it’s a lot cheaper for a man to buy a little girls outfit. I think they normally run $40ish. Stupid supply and demand.
But you get free predator gloves. They make for a pleasant contrast.
For only 500 yen!
500 yen? that makes them free doesn’t it?
Cheaper going to a thrift shop.
… male order?
child predator gloves u mean Loz
Yes.
‘Gandhi’ you mean, Ghandi.
Mah hat Ma!
Ur chapeau Pa.
His fez Bro.
Her yarmulke Sis.
Is it Ghandi or Gandhi?
Gandhi.
You’d think you’d go go to the effort to find out when you decided to make it your screen name.
Oh wait, applying rational thinking on failblog, this is sure to break the space-time continuum.
Careful, Loz, Dragon had to repair it twice yesterday and there was the mishap with the innuendo machine earlier today. We don’t want her tired and fractious. Do we?
Ah well, I like to play with fire
Pyro-Loz. New screen name.
Studies are now showing that dinosaurs became extinct due to extreme cases of Internet addiction. I don’t expect anyone to remember differently, but this is a sign that the space-time continuum is already rupturing.
What’s next?
Sunday?
Hee…!
Nope! Already taken!
I swear if you wanted to break the space-time continuum you would get some toast butter side up and tie it to the back of a cat then dropped it off a building.
But LOL
I Failed
You did! But I’m amused by your proposed experiment. I would be up for participating.
Sounds like something the Mythbusters would do.
I think they did it already. The cat spinned and spinned and never hit the ground.
I sat and thought real hard about my screen name, and then I made sure that its was spelt correctly…. which was kinda hard because holo isn’t a real word…… although thefreedictionary.com thinks it means whole
male order, female class, neuter phylum, what’s for kingdom? Alien?
… beam me up Scotty…
… what the heck, they’re aliens, weapons to maximum, blaze away…
As long as they’re not illegal aliens…
Kingdom Anime
Why the heck is that a “fail”? Maybe some men would enjoy those clothes, huh? Didn’t you think of it?
Prejudice WIN.
Some men can wear women’s costumes, but I don’t know of any who could fit into a costume made for a little girl. There aren’t enough grown guys under five feet tall and eighty pounds to make it profitable to sell tiny clothes to them in an entire section of a costume shop.
Tom Cruise?
I don’t see the fail here. Is that because I’m from San Francisco?
They accidentally little girls.
Use an action(man) dress!
The whole thing??
That’s more than a half!!
But less than two soggy holes.
Failblog math. Gotta love it.
Yes. They got the bag off of Craigslist.
I know some dudes who would love to wear those.
you mean
you know some guys who would make love wearing those
I know (and dated) both.
Wearing a dress?
Did you have to fight them for the dress?
Only if it looked better on them than on me.
On fish, I prefer tartar sauce. No offense, Fluffy!
You should see a dentist.
Yes, I need to get me teeth e-scraped.
haha. there’s actually two fails.
fail numero uno– the sign says men $19.88. well, it sounds like they’re selling men for 20 bucks. FAIL.
fail numba too– the sign says men, though the costumes are for girls (the obvious FAIL).
nice.
Such an apposite elucidation.
elucidation… sounds like ejaculation…
ejaculation?
*masturbates*
patent explication
Ejaculation could be used. I came across it in a Victorian play and it made me giggle when one of the characters ejaculated (no maple syrup was spilled) a phrase. Ideally it applies to a more explosive outburst that has a few short spurts and then stops!
Ejaculation could be used. I came across it in a Victorian play and it made me giggle when one of the characters ejaculated (no maple syrup was spilled) a phrase. Ideally it applies to a more explosive outburst that has a few short spurts and then stops!
Come again doc?
nevermind, he did….
Whoops! All that syrup!
Nice Happy feet Shrek >.<
FAIL
Wrong Pic
At last. Costumes for a certain kind of men.
I dunno…
Those costumes are SO 19.88.
You are priceless.
Your appraisal makes me very happy.
For those men, they’re not really costumes, no?
Social Progress WIN
Evolution progress, not so win.
Humanity In Bigger Picture FAIL
Is that in HD?
what?
I’m wit’ you.
I wants the Ninja suit! (under the L)
I think men look nice in pink… hm, perhaps a slightly different costume though
Pink is the new black.
I thought rehab was the new black.
Maybe if you’re emo.
My emu is emo. He’s a real handful.
My mom puts emu poo on her garden in the fall.
I hear there was a spectacular fall in the Garden. Of Eden, that is.
Haha, yeah Eve failed epically didn’t she?
That dolt Adam didn’t fare so well, either. And look at the fratricidal mess they spawned.
Well it must be hard to concentrate on life when there are dinosaurs wandering around…
PterodactALL of them must have gone insane.
Sandra Palin might disagree… Everyone knows there were no dinosaurs.
Sandra? Haha! That’s what I shall call her from now on.
The scary thing is she actually does believe dinosaurs walked the earth 6000 years ago
Sandra = SAND in heR vaginA.
*is amused that some one who doesn’t believe in dinosaurs, is all about oil*
Well I think it’s ironic in any case.
Hahaha! I never thought about it that way!
*chortles*
Sandra, Sarah, Sally. She’s drinking the creationist Kool-Aid all the same.
Click my name for a highly amusing/terrifying article on Sandra.
Where you from, Mookie?
Loz, that was hysterical! Those are some very good questions
that should have been asked. The idea of that woman possibly
being president scares the daylights out of me.
I especially liked what they said about “schools could allow healthy debate on flat Earth versus sphere, or sexual procreation versus the cabbage patch” haha.
It scares the daylights out of me too, I can only imagine how terrifying it must be to live there.
Loz, sorry for the reply delay; I’m in Michigan. And U?
Michigan, Loz.
♫
Look at me, I’m Sandra P.!
Lousy with stupidity!
♫
” I chop down trees, sing and dance…”
She likes to press wild flowers? That’s a side to her I hadn’t seen!
Mookie, I only asked because I didn’t think an American could get her name wrong lol. I’m in Ireland.
Reliable Monty Python! Is it an English thing to wear women’s clothes and prance around on a stage?
No it is done in the U.S. also. Sadly we are uptight about it, no laughing more of a “It puts the lotion in the basket” kind of thing.
Only emos go to rehab? No, no, no.
‘Course addicts go too, and some trying to avoid jail time.
What about refined addicts? Can they come too?
refined is welcome anywhere.
If you’re refined, does that mean you pay twice?
I Thought Red was the new black
like the funeral for a friend song?
=S
LOL!!!!!!!!!!this is HILARIOUS!!!!
Are they men in tight tights?
Only in Vermont.
Men are getting cheaper and cheaper it seems.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “inflation”.
*cleans beer off monitor*
Egos, you must be speaking of egos.
Leggo my ego!
Right… egos… that’s it…
Shadow, you one shady character!
*shadily hands mookie an “are”*
Verbs are so bourgeois.
You mean “verbs so bourgeois?”
Oops. Failure to be consistent! But variety is the spice of life.
Or do you mean “verbs, so, bourgeois?”
Dragon would be proud.
*blushes* Shadow you say the nicest things.
Was that on purpose or was that a reply fail?
If you can see them.
Woah… wierd… nevermind…
*is proud!*
Or maybe…
*
isproud*I believe the evil letter twister was here again!
He accidenty his action verb.
She.
I was going to write ’she’ actually, but I thought I’d go with ‘he’ and see how it flew…
Gender is so secret on failblog. But Loz is girl, no?
That’s the prevailing theory, yes.
Actually she is.
Do you have inside knowledge?
Not as much as I would like to have.
*wink, wink*
I’m a lady, I do ladies’ things.
…specifically, not watching Little Britain.
Like a lead balloon apparently.
I beg your pardon. My balloons are not made of lead!
*keeps mouth shut*
Not you, Loz’s comment.
Lead balloons can fly, FYI.
In Soviet Russia lead balloons fly when told to .
In Soviet Russia, even they get bored of their own jokes.
In Soviet Russia, jokes get bored of YOU!!
mythbusters proved it, a balloon made of lead foil will float when filled with helium
Help me, Avis. I stupid. How do you post a new comment that isn’t a reply to someone else’s.
Everyone else, pretend you never read this.
You are SO CUTE!
Hubba hubba. But still clueless. Doomed to eternally reply…
Or if you just scrolled down…
Go to the very bottom of the page. There’ll be a comment box. Type your stuff in there.
You rock.
Really? I never knew.
Now don’t be modest!
Holy mother of pearl! I’ve found the promised land! *pops cherry*
*keeps mouth shut*
Pourquoi???
Do you know what it means to pop a cherry?
I think so. I have two children.
Ok… one of us is missing the point here…
*confused*
Well, not to put too fine a point on it, Mookie is a girl. Mookie has two children. Real cherry thus popped a while ago. Failblog posting cherry popped, see above.
Ok. Bit too subtle for us refined Failbloggites.
Especially since Mookie has posted many times before! Personally, I thought she lost her Failblog cherry some time ago.
Out of curiosity. Who decided that ‘cherry’ was a sensible euphemism?
I just popped a cherry and got a pip in my eye.
That’s a bad sign.
How did you pop that cherry?
I just gently rolled it around between finger and thumb… then it went pop and I had a pip in my eye and sticky fingers. I think I will use my tongue next time it should be less messy!
You’re doin’ it wrong.
LOL
Like this.
Well get on with it… we are all waiting with bated breath.
I’ve already been there, done that. Assuming you were addressing my epic fail in posting????
…or baited keyboards…
What? You mean that small ejaculation up there?
I shall unbait my keyboard forthwith.
Ooo, can I take photos?
Who. haha
hello failers!! ive got a question… and i need help…
ive made my fail pic using lolbuilder… now what???
please help mah!!!
*abides*
How is this fail? I’ve done drag for Halloween lots of times!
Well, those costumes appear to be child-sized (look at the picture of the little girl on one of them). So, unless you want to dress your eight-year-old son up in drag…
For Pete’s sake, we need a new fail! This one gettin’ old! Anyone up? It’s late here…
It’s late here too (East Coast)
Here, too, also. (Midwest)
*Sigh* I’m waiting for my daughters to come home and or call me. Do you girls have any idea how much stress you put on your fathers?
My father threatened to lock me in the basement until I was 18.
I think I have an inkling.
We do threaten, but I think you all know we’re pushovers. I married young and was able to keep up with them until now. I am starting to feel the years, Or maybe it’s the mileage.
OK, now it’s the next morning (sort of). Did your daughters come home yet, Marius? It’s still dark. I hate this new daylight savings time schedule.
Why are you up so early?! Go to bed!
Can’t…sleep. Must…post.
Hey, Loz, how did you attach that link to the Palin article (sooooo scary) to your name? I”m lacking in some basic posting techniques, apparently.
It would be nice to have a help file. I have looked without success.
Moderators… ?
Who are these moderators you speak of, Earthling?
I assume that someone from WordPress.com who host the site have people watching the posts to remove offensive posts. I may be wrong as this site seems to moderate itself but every now and again a comment is posted with a ‘failblog’ avatar. We could try some offensive language. How about ‘bottom drawer’ to start the bidding.
Wow, if they were to remove the offensive posts then what would be the point!? Sinking to the lowest common denominator seems to be half the fun (and that’s neither more nor less than half!) here.
They do censor certain trigger words! You guys have much to learn
If you paste the link into the box beneath your email address that says ‘URI’ then it’ll turn your name into a link.
Mookie to define ‘offensive’ you need to find some young teen blogs where the challenge is to string together as many foul words as possible. There is no requirement to make sense or for it to be structured. I would imagine far right political blogs come into the same category.
Thanks, Loz that explains several things. As the font of all knowledge, how do ? you change the avatar *engage puppy dog eyes, gaze hopefully*
You have to send the photo you want to be your avatar to failpictures@gmail.com
As well as mentioning the reason you love failblog so much. If they deem you to be worthy, you shall have your avatar!
Thanks, so picture …grovel …happiness.
You got it
As funny as this is, I feel bad.
You don’t really send your photo to them, just go to gravatar.com
Teehee
Loz, you are very wicked. Fancy telling me after I have sent pages of text eulogizing the all round wonder of the Failblog team! I think you deserve a good spanking! *flexes large spanky hand* Now! Ben Dover…
Oh no… please don’t… I’m not into that kinda thing!
*secretly thinks “heh, worked like a charm”*
Wow, you were up late!
Yes Mookie they showed up soon after my post. I find it amazing how they seem to know my boiling point and walk along the edge of it. Thank you for asking.
Oh dear, this is a fail? so what on earth have i been wearing…
Sorry if I inadvertantly earwormed anybody with this.
Very nice, POB! How long did you work on it?
*applauds and whistles while a voice from the back shouts “Sing Freebird!”*
No, seriously, PoB. That was awesome.
*joins the applause*
Awesome!
I think the failbloggers gathering in Seattle should sing it after they’ve had a few.
i can has a gender confusion?
the sign should’ve said “femmes”.
Ah! It’s the Robert DeNiro Stardust collection!
HAHAHAHA
i swear if i ever see a guy wearing a dress, i’m calling the police.
Then whatever you do, DON’T go to a drag show.