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or at least toughest toy on “wheel”
Toughest toy on axle?
That’s awesome, I thought that comment, clicked on comments and there it is, first one. Well done Sir.
me too
I guess the toy really is tough on wheels. One didn’t survive…
Hahaha nice one
nooone vote it’s at 1337
Looks like that box is pretty frayed around the edges.
Just goes to show you the toy is tougher than cardboard!
This may not be a real fail…
I agree…… I mean, I’d expect that you’d get beat-up products every now and then, just from rough shipment handling. It would be different if every single item on the shelves was missing a wheel.
last
lost
list
Lust
Okay, who fixed the innuendo machine?
We fixed it last night after several attempts to get it running smoothly.
Great. Now all our comments will have some double meaning.
Rickshaw! Where’s the Coolee?
Come again?
That’s what she…. never mind, too easy.
THAT’S what she said.
Sure, why not?
If you have it in you.
Formula 401… is it in you?
No, but I have some maple syrup right here…
It just needed more lubrication
TWSS!
Lurk
Leak. Ooops!
Some kegel exercizes should help with that…
Is that maple syrup?
Aaah! So that is why it’s sticky.
Lest
This was probably just put back in the box after the wheel came off. Staged, that is.
most likely.
But the toughest toy surely cannot lose some wheels
Agreed. Also, too much scrutiny can kill humor.
Too much scrutiny can also ruin your eyesight.
Now I thought that it was self abuse that ruined eyesight but I could never see that.
We call that “scrotumy”.
You know, as in “myopy”or”"amblyopy”.
I’ll my your opy,
then I’ll amble on your scrotum
then I’ll cut you up into little pieces and jump on the pieces until… until i get tired… or i find something even more horrible to do!!!
How about calumny?
Are you sure I thought scrotumy was the butler?
Foreskinny is my butler. He’s a slippery thing.
Careful. He’s actually undercover.
Don’t you EVER question my diagnoses ! I’m a fully qualified GP ! So…err…ehm…I didn’t get your joke/pun !?
You would need to be very, very widely read. It is a misquote of Viv Stanshall’s ‘Sir Henry at Rawlinson End’ whose wrinkled retainer was called ‘Scrotum’.
Nothing personal, but I think you’re all a bag of nuts!
Show me you’re nuts.
YOUR.
:spaz:.
Literary humor. I’d say Dr. Hugh has got it in the bag.
Will we be tested on the material later?
Only if the “encounter” was non-consensual.
Woo!!!
I’m so glad there’s another lit geek here.
You’re lit?
Wow. Opportunities.
perhaps it only lost the one wheel, therefore it would still be the toughest toy on “wheels”
True. One more to spare and still comply with all warranties and representations.
Not so tough, actually.
Unless it was made in China, in which case the wallanties don’t help you.
then it’s a fail in failing huh
SIXTH!!!!
Third. Wheel, that is.
Thirty-First. Of October, that is.
‘Tis indeed, Halloween!
Oh no! That means we will be buried in trolls as soon as they crawl from thier burrows.*fetches pointy hat from cupboard*
Buried IN trolls? What oh what did we do with the anti troll spray? *searches feverishly*
We had it out just yesterday, while watching the cookie/chair crumble.
The lavender scented variety failed miserably, though.
Sorry, I forgot to put it back yesterday. *Hands Cicili the effective, tropical-scented Troll-Away*
I hear there’s a new, improved spray… the container puffs out a little spray every 9, 9, 18, or 36 minutes.
I always wondered why they stopped making toys…
Elf strike.
Just give them better health coverage and unlimited access to the Keebler Tree..they’ll come back to work
Kerby wants dental.
Meanwhile at the Chocolate Factory, the Oompa Loompas are staging a three day strike. OL Union leader Oompa Loompa No. 4182 said they were being discriminated against. CEO W. Wonka declined to comment.
Is an Elf strike anything like an airstrike?
except less deadly, so; an elfstrike is to hilarity what an airstrike is to death
(i have a strange feeling I’m about to get eaten by grammar nazi’s for that semi-colon)
Ankle biters. Ouch!
Superfluous semi-colon AND apostrophe. Congrats!
I thought grammer Nazi’s were extinct?
You thought very wrong, my friend.
grammar*
Nazis*
Damn freaks!
Sorry, but, our WHAT? You referred to Grammar Nazi’s, so our WHAT, exactly? Sense of dignity and order with regards to the written language?
How dare you sir!! How dare you have a sense of dignity and order with regards to the written language.
*surreptitiously hands Crow a ?*
*poigniantly points out to dragon that it was a statement, not a question*
*apologetically points out that sentences beginning with “How” are usually questions…as is the one up there^^^*
:p
How dare you
*Syruptitiously points out what a sticky situation this grammar nazi thing can be when taken the wrong way*
Crap. Supposed to be a little [insert end punctuation here] tag on the end of that sentence. Stupid HTML.
*Humbly accepts the fail in his previous statement and begs for Dragon’s forgiveness*
*snork*
That *snork* was for Shadow, btw.
*affectionately cuffs Crow on the arm and offers him a beer*
Oh, sure. Blame the HTML.
*feels honored to accept the snork*
Thank you [insert grateful end punctuation here]
*Happily accepts beer and toats Dragon’s vast grammatical knowledge*
CHEERS!!
*cough*suckup*cough*
Would a comma be acceptable? Possibly a few capital letter may have spiced it . up a little and the odd full stop. We could have a competition to provide the possessive element of the ‘grammar Nazis’. How about ‘grandmother’ to open the bidding?
Damn, quick, catch that wandering full stop.
………………………………………………………………………………Which…………one?……..There’s…..too……..many……of………them……………………………………………….
There………..are………….*
No just that single one currently residing between ‘it’ and ‘up’.
*Hands DH an s*
C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
Ow! >.<
I have never struck my Elf!
Oh, come now, there’s nothing to be ashamed of, everyone does it from time to time. It’s perfectly natural, and you won’t go blind or get hairy palms. Striking your Elf is a normal human response!
Do you accidentally give it an old sock?
Did you, dammit.
Hee…!
Bad Dobby! *bangs head in oven door*
No see, this is the reality version. When the rich, yuppie, soccer mom gets the Hummer to prove to the other soccer moms that she is is still a “tough bitch” and not just grocery getting suburbanite. Then she runs over a puny, lesser car because shes used to drive a Volvo wagon and can’t handle the big rig and loses a wheel in the process. At least that’s what I heard on CNN.
repost? I think I’ve seen this one before on this site..
So bloody tough, one wheel or two less, IT STILL WORKS!
It does become more of a drag as the wheels drop off.
Well said!
Resistance is facile.
Friction is futile.
Not the way the Admiral does it.
Does that explain the small cloud of smoke and the smell of burning rubber?
Ain’t tellin’.
:p
kids can break anything. remember that.
I’d expect nothing less from a GM vehicle…
They can genetically modify cars now? Wow.
Genital Motors?
Green Mould?
Ganglionic Malignancies?
Greater Macedonia?
Gangrenous Metacarpals?
Gastric Mucosa?
Gelatinous Mandibles?
Geriatric Marsupials? Have a good weekend everyone, I’m off to participate in some mindless Halloween debauchery. Wheeeee!
genitourinary microorganism
*gives Marius gonorrhea medicine*
Genital Mutilation?
*Graciously Medicates*
Glycolysis Metabolites
*guffaws magnanimously*
Ah, the practice of medicine on older kangaroos huh? Very interesting, very interesting indeed!
… and wonky wallabies.
Actually it is pretty tough. It removed that wheel itself… with a rusty grapefruit spoon… and no anesthetic.
It’s the Chuck Norris of toy cars!
But how will it roundhouse kick? Additionally, two Chuck Norris beings creates a paradox, because neither is killable, and Chuck Norris can kill anything, so therefore if they fight the universe will split in two, one with a Chuck Norris toy car, and one with a Chuck Norris man.
tuff’st toiz, nt su tuff akshully.
Never buy a used car toy without first getting a Toyfax.com vehicle report!
Wow, it’s just like the real thing!
That’s what she said!
So, Blue, how IS that surgery working out for you?
Are you now a medical marvel?
B*lls made of brass and a Pr*ck made of steel?
How does he get through airport security?
Wow, I’m impressed. Compared to him, I’m in the stone age.
Small print note: Wheels are not included to be the toughest due to not being made out of the toughest materials.
That’s the Russian edition. (I look at the “English Russia” site too much.)
blakblah
You have learned well, grasshopper.Haha, you found me.
Hmm...Toughest toy on wheels because, sooner or later, the toy destroys the wheels? Well, one down…