I actually don’t have a life right now, I’m failblogging in between writing bits of an essay. And I will be knee-deep in various other work until Christmas so goodbye social life
*beats pob with a punch*
I was actually taught how to properly punch someone last night, and a drunk friend of mine kept telling me to punch his arm even though he was in agony. I feel bad because I didn’t say no and he must be feeling pretty tender today…
That’s all from Loz’s anecdote of the day.
As far as I know it is an original. Feel free to use it! I would have thought anyone from the Emerald Isle would have been fully conversant with the perils of rain, however soft. Are you in the wet end or the drier end?
There’s a dry end?! It’s all just soggy holes as far as the eye can see…
Nah, we don’t really get much more rain than Scotland and N. England (I’m in N. Ireland). Common misconception!
I was thinking about the west coast which I thought was a wetter hole (150″, big wet hole) than Northern Ireland. I have visited Eire in my youth. The thing than really stuck in my mind was it poured with rain every night and was sunny through the day. Woot, possibly. The other thing that has remained was the good nature of the people… and the Irish grasp of logic. Giving someone directions to a place they didn’t know because not doing it would seem churlish! Good people with a sensible pace of life. I understand this is not a PC statement: no person of Irish, or any other, descent is better or worse, in any respect, than any race creed or colour… except trolls.
Sorry, this effort does not count. There are two tenses used – past and present. ‘Stood’ and ‘arises’. Maybe ‘arose’ would be more favourable. Better luck next year. And how can one arise abruptly?
as·so·nance /ˈæsənəns/
–noun
1. resemblance of sounds.
2. Also called vowel rhyme. Prosody. rhyme in which the same vowel sounds are used with different consonants in the stressed syllables of the rhyming words, as in penitent and reticence.
al·lit·er·a·tion /əˌlɪtəˈreɪʃən/
–noun
1. the commencement of two or more stressed syllables of a word group either with the same consonant sound or sound group (consonantal alliteration), as in from stem to stern, or with a vowel sound that may differ from syllable to syllable (vocalic alliteration), as in each to all. Compare consonance (def. 4a).
2. the commencement of two or more words of a word group with the same letter, as in apt alliteration’s artful aid.
That will be the ‘Authorities’. All around the world the public servants fail the peasants spending huge sums of money to perpetrate their follies… and they get upset when an open season is suggested!
*Hi, yeah, this is your conscience speaking, I’m going to need you to uhhhh stop talking like Yoda now. If you could do that, that would be great. Thaaanks*
Actually, it took me a minute to see the phallic implications the first time I saw this. I don’t know too many guys that go around with baskets on their thighs.
If you change the M to a B, the A to an L, the P to an A, the L to a C, the E to a K, the S to a P, the Y to an E, the R to a N, the U to an I, and the P to an S, the sign makes perfect sense, although it is still troubling.
If you change bla M bla bla B, bla A bla bla L, bla P bla bla A, bla L bla bla C, bla E bla bla K, bla S bla bla P, bla Y bla bla E, bla R bla bla N, bla U bla bla I, bla bla P bla bla S, bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla.
This is discriminatory toward the elderly. Obviously, the old wrinkly man is supposed to have a bladder control problem, and his wife is as big as a bucket.
And I’m not talking about her height.
Any idea why “of” is italicized? Is there a State UNDER Vermont that people might confuse for the State OF Vermont?
So did it win or fail? If failblog has failed what should we discuss? Shall we consider the fonts? That will be rib tickling, won’t it? Maybe you can identify the exact Pantone Colour used for the State outline and we can have a jolly discussion about that. Maybe we could examine the spout in detail, perhaps Vermonters use round ended spouts and so it is obviously wrong. If it irritates you so much why read the comments? Are you listening to a radio station you don’t like so you can write to the producer to complain. Do you call television producers to point out their failings? If it causes you a pain in the arse don’t sit on it.
Yes… but… with a target that tiny the temptation is too great. I just had to poop off a few rounds. The sad thing is the world is well stocked with such people. Destructive criticism seems the only tool they possess.
Navy Lark, long running BBC Navy based comedy on land and sea. When the commanding officer was approaching port they would decide to do a little ‘target practice’ and poop off a few rounds. The other catch phrase was ‘left hand down a bit’ which was Lt ‘ Lesley Phillips’ method of navigation… and he often got lost and often hit things.
Currently 49¾. The Navy Lark started almost at the same time I did.
When I explained how I got the name to czuhc (see previous fail) he misread it as Humongous Great Sausage and it still makes me giggle.
I have had such problems on several occasions and am thinking of designing a monitor and keyboard condom for failbloggers. Do you think it would catch on? It could include a keyboard only version for drooling trolls. Could we have your itinerary BTF? It would save on such expenses. BTW how do you manage to read and drive?
Saw this on FF, and could not figure out why it was FAIL. It looked like a conservative pic, till came to the blog and so the spout? Vermont Maple Dick?
It took me a minute to figure out what was wrong with the picture. I’m a Vermonter, so the image of my state didn’t register as anything but a map, until I really analysed the photo. XP
I see! The men who bought up the property to be Vermont had it all mapped out, even back then, to look like a man urinating on all the other states!!! BWAHAHAHA Except they didn’t have satellites back then to see the exact measurements, so it came out a bit odd. I’m glad no one reads down this far, or else I’ll be grouped in with that guy who thinks that daylight savings time=more sunlight=fresh water evaporating into nowhere and causing droughts.
Tastes good. Feels good.
haha, im second now and no one can take it away fro me. Dude your the 3rd post, not the second
… Replies to the First comment don’t count…
And for that matter, Shadow, Shouldn’t you be saying OMGFIRSTPWNEDLOLCANO11111
Or
Frist!
or something similar
Yes, except, I have these magical qualities called “a life” and “maturity”.
really?
You must be the only one ON this site… Other than Loz or POB…
Or Dragon, or Sara, or Fuzz, or K (maybe not K
)…
Let’s be fair now. ‘Specially to Dragon. She’ll eat you.
I actually don’t have a life right now, I’m failblogging in between writing bits of an essay. And I will be knee-deep in various other work until Christmas so goodbye social life
Lol. You have us. *hugs*
Indeed you do. *hugs*
As for the rest of you, just remember…you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
*demure smile*
*hugs friends*
It’s not so bad being stuck in the house, I can watch fireworks out the window!
Dragon- I love that t-shirt… I laugh every time I see someone wearing it.
Hee…! I saw it on a bumper sticker.
I saw it actually happening.
FRIST!
A slightly used rubber frist?
Minimal stains!
I accidentally more than half, what should I do?
an action verb, what should i
Can haz i zirup?
Yes… coming first is dirty business. Bring some stain remover.
You’re a whore child? I never would have guessed.
Should I be laughing or should I be offended?
You should be catching up on past fails.
Lol. I’ve been gone too long, haven’t I?
Yes honey
Look up school billboard fail!
Ah, I see. *laughs weakly*
Crisis averted.
Ho-made goodness!
I am, aren’t I?
More like a win to me rofl
It doesn’t matter, Shadow…we’re glad to have you back!
*hug*
Minimal stains?
A minute too late my friend. Loz beat you to the punch.
D’oh!
*beats pob with a punch*
I was actually taught how to properly punch someone last night, and a drunk friend of mine kept telling me to punch his arm even though he was in agony. I feel bad because I didn’t say no and he must be feeling pretty tender today…
That’s all from Loz’s anecdote of the day.
It’s so anecdotal…
*stands in awe*
Just make sure you keep your thumb bent in OVER your fingers…
Anecdotal… and relevant to the thread! Whaddaya know?!
It’s unheard of!
*awards Loz the anecdotal trophy of the year*
Well, I suppose if m’lady is going to be punching me, I should be glad that she can at least do it properly.
Sexual punching I presume?
I am offended! Not all things are a double entendre on Failblog! There is that other 2% of comments!
You mean the ones with special kids shouting numerals?
You never punched the other half whilst doing the deed? It’s very popular in Southern USA, I hear.
I like to punch the other half regardless
My other half does not have a regardless. Is it an optional extra?
No, it’s an additional add-on.
No, actually its standard in all newer models
no its standard
And so is double posting! Welcome to the fold.
You like to punch the other half?
Regardless, I like to punch the other half senseless.
On the subjet of social lives…Does Facebook/Myspace boost or cut off your social life?
Depends. Just as being drunk exaggerates your mood before you started drinking, so Myspace exaggerates your social standing.
Ergo, Myspace is alcohol. Both will more than likely get you laid if you use too much, by the by.
I can vouch for that. I got laid thanks to myspace once. Indirectly, of course.
You got laid indirectly? Sounds less satisfying that way.
Yes, she should come over to my place and I’ll satisfy her directly!
Sorry I already have plans to be directly satisfied tonight
*is counting down the minutes*
(masturbation jokes won’t nest below this level)
You plan your masturbation sessions in advance?
Oh yes. You have to make time for these things to do them properly.
Maybe that’s one of those lady things. I prefer to be spontaneous.
Pshhh… that’s the p*ssy way to do it.
I specifically said masturbation jokes WOULDN’T nest! But they did
No, it is not a masturbation session, thank you very much.
Nobody’s masturbating, m’dear. We’re just talking about it.
Haha.
Oh, that’s what you think
*intrigued*
And that is what she said.
If it’s not a masturbation session, I don’t think it’s us you should be thanking.
But it’s not masturbation. It’s just a Graphic Design Fail.
It is in this nest!
Hi guys! What did I miss?
*goes to heinz*
Ahhh. It’s good to be home.
Dragon this nest is self abuse forum. All talk and no action!
Well…can we talk about some action then?
I wonder if Loz is still counting?
There is such a thing as mental masturbation.
No need to count anymore, Doc
*Cheshire grin*
The talking stops…
One-handed typing too challenging at this hour?
Sorry I need two hands… see previous posts
LOL. I’m definitely feeling the love in failblog today.
I agree wholeheartedly. It is not in fact a masturbating ’session’, but rather a masturbating ‘marathon’
Two day event… bring sleeping bag and toothbrush!
Depends on if you have any friends on there or not. 2 years and
not even one friend request accepted, “yipee”.
I’ll be your fwiend.
Hey, what about we all help you a hand ? That would be a hell of an essay ! What say you ?
If you know anything about the influence of climatic factors on recreation and tourism, sure!
How about “rainfall volume is inversely proportional to fun”?
Cite your source and I’ll use it!
As far as I know it is an original. Feel free to use it! I would have thought anyone from the Emerald Isle would have been fully conversant with the perils of rain, however soft. Are you in the wet end or the drier end?
There’s a dry end?! It’s all just soggy holes as far as the eye can see…
Nah, we don’t really get much more rain than Scotland and N. England (I’m in N. Ireland). Common misconception!
I was thinking about the west coast which I thought was a wetter hole (150″, big wet hole) than Northern Ireland. I have visited Eire in my youth. The thing than really stuck in my mind was it poured with rain every night and was sunny through the day. Woot, possibly. The other thing that has remained was the good nature of the people… and the Irish grasp of logic. Giving someone directions to a place they didn’t know because not doing it would seem churlish! Good people with a sensible pace of life. I understand this is not a PC statement: no person of Irish, or any other, descent is better or worse, in any respect, than any race creed or colour… except trolls.
What about we all help you a hand ? That would yield a hell of an essay, don’t you think ?
I have a life
I’m sure you do. But I’d never met (insofar as you can “meet” someone on Failblog) you before.
Pleased to meet you.
Pleased to meet you indirectly.
I accidentally the whole joke! What should I do?
Oh dear
I’m sorry there’s nothing I can do to help you.
Lol. Loz, you poor thing. Don’t go spiraling into a deep dark pit of depression on me, now, dear.
*starts to spin*
*spiralling colours appear in the background*
*snaps out of it*
Phew, that was close!
*gets back to work*
*cries*
*offers shoulder*
Where’s the fail in THAT?!?!
*boots ENG aside*
*sends Loz some moral support*
Not that your morals are sagging! That’s not what I mea…oh, screw it. Let’s just have a beer.
*opens a corona*
What would you like m’dear?
Killian’s for me, please!
your face obviously
oh, come on now, add me to your list
Attention whoring does not get you on the list!
:p
But it does get you first.
Very cool wolf avatars get smiles from dragons!
I may not have a life, but I do have a name that means life. :p
LOLCANO FTW!!1!1!1!!!!
Like Mr Sausage’s… You know what, I’m not even going to go there…
Please don’t.
Cheese don’t???
Cheese doesn’t what?
Maybe Mr Sausage in profile?
LOL. Vienna is short and chubby and has a black penis. The truth is out!
He has a leaky faucet in his pants?
From everything we know about him, I’d say yeah…
he produces male syrup?
Only when in Vermont!
Glad he’s not in Virginia. Would have traumatized her for life.
*grins* That steady drip, drip, drip…
Chinese maple torture!
Hey, many girls would much prefer the taste of male syrup than…um, nvm
The penis is out!
No, the penis stuck. Don’t touch!
The penis looks like it was trimmed off with a sharp knife!
Guys, where’s the fail in this image? I don’t see…
Maybe it’s supposed to be a deformed man with a leaky penis, right?
that’s vermont for you.
(sorry leaky vermont people)
So, it’s not syrup?
So, that’s not syrup?
It goes well on mancakes.
and we’re back on sausage…
… but he hasn’t yet noticed.
That would be a BIG ouch, BU! If no brain is no pain…mayhaps he hasn’t noticed.
second!
For me it’s more like a
Dirty mind WIN
Maybe fail is only noticable from a 3rd person perspective.
Or maybe they knew what they were doing and wanted to see if we were perverted enough to take it out of context.
Maybe WE are the ones who have failed, and THEY are for the win…
Nah. They failed.
Best Designer
2nd!
Shouldn’t That be 2th?
Shouldn’t that be FAIL?
Epic fail on 2nd.
Pardon me sir, but your Lake Champlain is dripping in my Troy (let).
Caring fail
3Th!
Fail – 3rd would be the right form
Haha, hilarious!
3rd!
jesus
i need that guy to do that on my waffles
You want Jesus’ juice to leggo on your eggo?
“This is my… take this all of you and eat it.”
*masturbates on ur waffles!*
12rd!
25 or 6 to 4?
64th!
12 and 64?
At least go for 16 and 64 so you can do a simple change (x4) rather than a x5.33333333333333333
It’s too late, they’ve already failed.
I fail to see why that would make it any better.
The first two words in the above sentence are the most relevant to this website.
I just have to say, that guy’s butt has a lot of really funky fat folds.
Funky fat folds? Great alliteration!
An awesome alliteration always calls for acknowledgement
Alliteration fail
Assonance win, however
Or… not?
Notably not.
Prosody fail for Sygvox!
Sygvox was checking out Shadow’s assonance.
An offense oft committed around here.
An alliteration argument arises…
All stood in awe of the awesome alliteration argument that arises abruptly.
Awwww….
Wow, Win!
Sorry, this effort does not count. There are two tenses used – past and present. ‘Stood’ and ‘arises’. Maybe ‘arose’ would be more favourable. Better luck next year. And how can one arise abruptly?
Spoil spout.
Sorry. Hang on, spout? You mean ’sport’, don’t you?
Pun-recognition fail?
Yep. Epic, too.
Vermont’s a little teapot, short and stout…
I lol’d. A lot.
Oh, Vermont didn’t like that. Vermont’s getting steamed up. Can you hear Vermont shout?
Not quite tipped over and just dripping out.
*applauds!*
Dammit, I hate coming in late to the games.
Better to drop in late then miss the bucket all together
Awww.
*hug!*
I always mis the good ones. (unless it’s me) damn!
Hang on spout… whoops I thought that was an instruction. (Men think everything refers to penises according to bossybigsister)
Alliteration fail- Assonance win
Thank you, I was just going to point that out
Aaaaand, you would both be wrong. Buh-bye.
Haha. I thought you’d have a word or two to say about that!
*high five*
Hee… *high-fives back*
My student’s don’t understand the importance of verifying their facts, either. I am, unfortunately, used to it.
*is stunned*
*swipes dragon’s superfluous apostrophe*
Oh gawd.
Can I blame my really bad week? The meds? The pain???
…No? Crap.
*dunks head in pudding bukkit*
Ok. Superfluous has now replaced reciprocity as my new favorite word.
Do you really need a new favorite word?
I currently favour tintinnabulous, a fine example of onomatopoeia! A bit of a bugger to spell, however.
I love the word wanderlust
Tintinnabulation was featured in a Poe’m around here not too long ago.
Sorry I missed it. Sepulchral is another expressive word. Not so goog when you try to say it, if you are not careful it sounds like someone choking!
Not so goog whin yow cam’t trype!
Hee…!
*reminisces fondly about tintinnabulating with the admirable Admiral*
He rang your bell very nicely then?
Butts with really funky fat folds are usually referred to as “Belgium Waffle Butts”, which is freakishly appropriate in this case.
LOL Is it a term used in private or can it be used as a cheerful salutation across a street?
*SNORK!*
*grins appreciatively* I was going to ask you to elucidate on alliteration but I will look it up. The trolls will only complain.
I will if you like…it’s been a while since I was able to throw a good dictionary definition up here to demonstrate just how wrong someone is.
*grin*
I presume the meaning is in the word ’son’ in the middle would indicate sound. Would it be similar sounding words?
You would be correct!
as·so·nance /ˈæsənəns/
–noun
1. resemblance of sounds.
2. Also called vowel rhyme. Prosody. rhyme in which the same vowel sounds are used with different consonants in the stressed syllables of the rhyming words, as in penitent and reticence.
al·lit·er·a·tion /əˌlɪtəˈreɪʃən/
–noun
1. the commencement of two or more stressed syllables of a word group either with the same consonant sound or sound group (consonantal alliteration), as in from stem to stern, or with a vowel sound that may differ from syllable to syllable (vocalic alliteration), as in each to all. Compare consonance (def. 4a).
2. the commencement of two or more words of a word group with the same letter, as in apt alliteration’s artful aid.
Ta
The alliteration I remember from school is ’round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran’. I don’t remember assonance being covered.
You didn’t cover your assonance??
That can lead to trouble!
speshally if it’s a Belgium waffle one
Dragon, you have now covered it for me so elegantly.
Hey, swingin’ bachelors! Are you bothered by that constant drip, drip, drip of maple syrup?
… you need our man size bukkit.
Yes. But teh bukkit. Teh mom haz it.
mom? what’s a mom? SPEAK ENGLISH damn americans *walks away muttering and shaking head*
Teh bukakke bukkit?
… now for some pancakes
…now for something completely different.
Like pancakes…
cupcakes…
Yes I like pancakes. With maple syrup.
I bet you stack ‘em high to the sky and have them for breakfast. You sick f.uck.
I am actually quite healthy !
Pix or GTFO.
Hmmm *thinks if he should link his XTube account here*
Do it!
Don’t make me!
Go on what could possibly go wrong…
Oh baby, I’m so intrigued…
Have I forgotten the zip again? *furtive check*
No no, leave it down, I have a thing for 50 year olds…
Eeek! Best hide that from the wife! I could be a ex Dr.
What, so for once I’m too young for you, eh Loz?
Don’t worry I’m only 49¾ so no competition!
A man with a tape recorder up his borther’s nose?
A man with a borther?
You sir/madam are a male chauvinist … why can’t men have borthers too?
Sir. And I lol’d.
Congrats and what did you say to the Queen after the drowning?
Yeah, POB made a typo. Why borther to point it out?
I think you borth should just zip it.
It’s nothing to be borthered about.
Well, that would certainly be different now, wouldn’t it?
Yes, it porbably would
portabella
Epic HA! Was no-one paying any attention?
On a different note, My first post on failblog ever!
If I know the etiquette I need to go “FIRST!”.
So long failblog cherry…
my failcakes always end up on the ceiling
Wow.
I should probably be embarrassed to be a Vermonter.
We can’t even advertise our only export without being total fail.
That will be the ‘Authorities’. All around the world the public servants fail the peasants spending huge sums of money to perpetrate their follies… and they get upset when an open season is suggested!
I hate when people perpetrate thier follies in public, have they no shame?
Cheer up! Contrasted with another one of your famous exports (Ted Bundy) this is pretty benign!
That HAD to be on purpose.
Men think everything is a penis. Can we just assume that and move on?
Wow. You certainly have no sense of humor. This is failblog, not b*tchaboutthefailblog.
*is astonished at revelation*
You mean it is just a sign? *stands in awe* Stunning levels of perception.
Oops ! *cleans awe off shoes with passing poodle*
Have you ever noticed how poodles look like penises?
I thought everything looked like a penis, I am male!
Me, too. Did you notice how bossybigsister made herself look like a dick?
LOL
ROFL!
At least she has plenty of maple syrup.
“Do you know many foods are shaped like dicks?”
“The best kinds”
Anyone?
‘how’ is the missing word you seek.
In my head I heard you saying that with a Yoda voice.
I just finished watching Star Wars – Return of the Jedi.
“Size matters not”
“I can’t beleive that”
“This is why you fail”
????????
Just caught the quote. I was worried for a second.
Worry about it do not.
*Hi, yeah, this is your conscience speaking, I’m going to need you to uhhhh stop talking like Yoda now. If you could do that, that would be great. Thaaanks*
No, I don’t have your goddamn TPS report, okay?
*grin*
But sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
… and sometimes an ashtray is where you stick your ciiiiigaaaaaar.
Monica Lewinsky?!
Actually, it took me a minute to see the phallic implications the first time I saw this. I don’t know too many guys that go around with baskets on their thighs.
Even one is too many.
Very popular in certain high fashion areas of America. Did you not know?
Especially in Vermont, or so I hear.
Actually, all the men I know think everything is tit-shaped.
Well yes. If you want to be up front about it.
I have known a few men who were prize tits, some of whom looked the part too.
Is a prize tit the same as prize dick?
Yep just different sides of the pond.
Men may think everything is a penis, but they WISH everything were the anti-penis.
makes me so proud to be a vermonter!
So it should. Your menfolk have a unique talent. Other poor smucks have to drill holes in trees for their Maple Syrup!
So Vermonters drill holes in their…??? Nevermind. I don’t want to know.
No they don’t have to drill holes, a hole is provided.
Is that really what people from Vermont are called?
Nope. They’re called Ben and/or Jerry.
I call my relatives in Maine “Maniacs”. It goes over well… sort of.
I call my relatives in D.C. criminals.
I call my relatives annoying.
I don’t call my relatives.
‘Cept the criminals in D.C.
Touche
*touches Blue2th*
My relatives don’t call me
If you change the M to a B, the A to an L, the P to an A, the L to a C, the E to a K, the S to a P, the Y to an E, the R to a N, the U to an I, and the P to an S, the sign makes perfect sense, although it is still troubling.
If you change bla M bla bla B, bla A bla bla L, bla P bla bla A, bla L bla bla C, bla E bla bla K, bla S bla bla P, bla Y bla bla E, bla R bla bla N, bla U bla bla I, bla bla P bla bla S, bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla.
Shadow, very harsh. The contained wit is quite clever. Presentation fail though
It would be funny to see a sign with what Marc suggested.
Maybe. I didn’t find it funny.
I agree it was a lot of effort for little reward. POB has a point too.
No effort at all, just used search & replace.
In Soviet Russia, joke doesn’t find you funny. At all.
Soviet Russia sucks then.
Well that is one way to draw out the maple syrup I suppose.
Weird! That’s exactly how I read it…. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!
Yeah! If you change all the letters, you can make it say something else!! Neat-o!!!
*Snickers*
In my head, you said something completely different there.
Delicious *wicked grin*
Heeeeeeeeeeee.
What light through yonder window breaks?
Damn. Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the repairs…
It is the east, and Dragon is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
and a few trolls.
(sorry Shakespeare)
*turns over in grave*
(Heh…I don’t think he would have minded.)
Black Penis..there I said it. NEXT!
Stevie Wonder?
Ray Charles?
Fats Domino?
Quaker Oats?
Duke Ellington
Marvin Gaye
Thomas “Blind Tom” Wiggins
Any DEAD guy!
As long as he is/was a black pianist…sure! ‘Perfurubly’ 12 inches tall.
*Snicker* Sammy Davis Jr.
This is discriminatory toward the elderly. Obviously, the old wrinkly man is supposed to have a bladder control problem, and his wife is as big as a bucket.
And I’m not talking about her height.
Any idea why “of” is italicized? Is there a State UNDER Vermont that people might confuse for the State OF Vermont?
Maybe it means to point out the current “state” of Vermont – namely, that it is rigid and read to produce some fine maple syrup.
State of Confusion?
I think I went their on mystification.
Is it in the disorient?
Perhaps so the delighted locals and visitors didn’t read it as STATE of Vermont, as in ‘would you look at the state of Vermont’.
Actually, this is a WIN – it puts the “graphic” in “graphic design’!
I agree. The graphic designer obviously thinks that Vermont maple syrup is p*ss, because everyone knows the best maple syrup comes from Quebec
Just checking in. How many replies featured “male syrup” ?
Can’t you see there’s p in the graphic? It’s practically dripping with it.
Mrs.Butterworth.
There once was a Scot named McFee,
Who got stung in the balls by a bee;
He made oodles of money
By oozing pure honey
Each time he attempted to pee!
Mookie, are you from Nantucket?
After all, it’s syrup coming out from hard wood…
Mine did, and it was totally accidental. But once I looked at it, it fit.
Picture: win. Caption: fail. Once again, failblog ruins win with stupidity.
So did it win or fail? If failblog has failed what should we discuss? Shall we consider the fonts? That will be rib tickling, won’t it? Maybe you can identify the exact Pantone Colour used for the State outline and we can have a jolly discussion about that. Maybe we could examine the spout in detail, perhaps Vermonters use round ended spouts and so it is obviously wrong. If it irritates you so much why read the comments? Are you listening to a radio station you don’t like so you can write to the producer to complain. Do you call television producers to point out their failings? If it causes you a pain in the arse don’t sit on it.
You’re going through a lot of lipstick there, Dr. Hugh — a good effort!
I had to stop I had forgotten to breathe.
I would ignore him in the future. He does it on almost every fail.
Indeed, he failed Humo(u)r 101 for the 2th time.
And he’s already a 3rd, so it doesn’t bode well for him…
so why does he keep coming back? Is he trying to get a passing grade in the class?
Some people forgo the carrot and crave the stick.
Yes… but… with a target that tiny the temptation is too great. I just had to poop off a few rounds. The sad thing is the world is well stocked with such people. Destructive criticism seems the only tool they possess.
You…you had to what???
….BWUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
*clutches sides*
Watch you don’t laugh too hard dragon, you might poop off a few rounds by accident!
Oh no! I accidenty a few rounds! What should I do??
Change your trousers, first and foremost.
Here, *passes some toilet paper*
That was a rip-snorter.
Navy Lark, long running BBC Navy based comedy on land and sea. When the commanding officer was approaching port they would decide to do a little ‘target practice’ and poop off a few rounds. The other catch phrase was ‘left hand down a bit’ which was Lt ‘ Lesley Phillips’ method of navigation… and he often got lost and often hit things.
Navy Lark? Jesus, just how old *are* you, Dr Huge?
hehe… I bet he’d like being called “Dr Huge”…
LOL
Currently 49¾. The Navy Lark started almost at the same time I did.
When I explained how I got the name to czuhc (see previous fail) he misread it as Humongous Great Sausage and it still makes me giggle.
Attention Dr. Hugh:
You now owe me: one white polo shirt, one windshield cleaning and *almost a front bumper.
I now know why I should not read failblog in the car.
I have had such problems on several occasions and am thinking of designing a monitor and keyboard condom for failbloggers. Do you think it would catch on? It could include a keyboard only version for drooling trolls. Could we have your itinerary BTF? It would save on such expenses. BTW how do you manage to read and drive?
Oh wow… 0_o
*In my best George Takei voice* “Black… Wang…”
Helloooooo…
And this, dear friends, this is where salty ball juice comes from.
from syrup to nuts huh?
*roffle!*
It’s the perfect topping for Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls.
Saw this on FF, and could not figure out why it was FAIL. It looked like a conservative pic, till came to the blog and so the spout? Vermont Maple Dick?
Vermont Pisses Excellence.
Maple Syrup. The gift that gives back…..nine months later.
My fiance didn’t believe me when I told her it was Pure Maple Syrup. Apparently that line only works for men from Vermont.
I’d tap that.
What does the Vermont accent sound like? … It could be handy
That’s no hand, mister. Time for him to close up shop.
We’re here at this TIME!! WOW! No more PST!
Now if we can just eradicate PMS…
From the looks of it, you’d have to be the tappee. Teepee? Tipi? Now I’m tipsy.
I don’t even care anymore.
Tomorrrow, Tomorow, I love you, Tomorrow……….you’re only a day away!!!
It took me a minute to figure out what was wrong with the picture. I’m a Vermonter, so the image of my state didn’t register as anything but a map, until I really analysed the photo. XP
There once was a Scot named McFee,
Who was stung in the balls by a bee;
He made oodles of money
By oozing pure honey
Each time he attempted to pee.
– Traditional
I bet they knew what they made. haha… If not, sweet fail.
LAST!!! Or damned close at least even.
Someone please explain why this is a fail?
Yeah really, this should be talkin bout the picture not bout each other..
I am impressed that an entire state fail just happened.
New sign proposal: Vermonters Don’t Do Things By Halves!
Virginia is for lovers! Vermont is for __________?
Maple syrup urine disease. It’s real.
You get it as an infant if you can’t digest branched chain amino acids.
OK it took me a moment, but yeah that’s a dudes junk
I see! The men who bought up the property to be Vermont had it all mapped out, even back then, to look like a man urinating on all the other states!!! BWAHAHAHA Except they didn’t have satellites back then to see the exact measurements, so it came out a bit odd. I’m glad no one reads down this far, or else I’ll be grouped in with that guy who thinks that daylight savings time=more sunlight=fresh water evaporating into nowhere and causing droughts.
Down in the nest of despair?
I don’t quite get this one
That is the sexiest state I’ve ever seen. Unf.
Hahaha! I have got to travel to Vermont to “grab” one of these signs!
maple syrup urine disease. It’s real. you get it when you can’t digest branched chain amino acids.
Vermont has some serious cellulite goin’ on.
Holy shit. People really need to post and then LEAVE.
Oh my god so this is where maple syrup comes from! I can sell too!
thats not syrup!!!!!
Gotta wonder if Johnsonville uses this for their maple sausage.
I suspected something was amiss inside that stuff :p
nice design xD
I wouldn’t put that on my pancakes o_0
Design was good .. it didn’t work its bad i hope so
I use to live in vermont (against my will) trust me its not that far off.
nice design.. thx
Ooh! An improperly nested comment. May I join you for the ride, m’lady?