FAIL Blog, WIN Beer Night
Hey Failers,
FAIL Blog is hosting a WIN Beer night in our own hometown of Seattle on Thursday, November 13, from 7-9 pm!
We’ll be at King’s Hardware bar in Ballard (5225 Ballard Ave NW) starting at 7 pm. Join us for a drink and for some good times! Did we mention they have Skee-Ball and a jukebox at King’s? Bar + Alcohol = 21-year-olds and older only. No underage fail.
If you are coming, please RSVP here by Thursday, November 6. We will hand out one drink ticket to each RSVPing Failer.
Cheers!
Ben AKA Cheez
awesome!
pob had better have a drink in my honour!
He can ride the S.L.U.T. all the way home from there!!!
The SLUT does not go near Ballard.
Well, if you’re going to twist my arm…
Yeah, King’s is my fave bar to watch married sailors bring in 17 yr old girlfriends with thier wife’s stolen ID…..and the SLUT made me walk like 8967560578965 blocks!
*that didn’t sound pugnacious or judgemental AT ALL*
This is epic fail on my part.
i decide to check out fail blog after a month or so of not reading it and what do i see but a party…. in seattle….. TODAY. i freakin live in seattle. but alas i have no car today and wrath of the lich king came out today too so theres no way im gonna spend all night on the bus OR the s.l.u.t. lolz
hope everyone has fun tho
First
Drinking age fail. 21… Think 18.
Not in Seattle.
Even if I lived there I still couldn’t go!
Silly laws, I tells ya!
I agree. I think you should know how to hold you liquor before you get to drive.
But that’s just me.
‘liquor’, *giggle!*
One must maintain a firm grip on one’s liquor.
The ears work well.
I prefer the hair. Mmm…
*opens a window* Gosh, it’s become rather steamy in here!
Hey, to all my American buddies, happy Halloween! To all my foreign buddies, it’s just another pointless commercialized American holiday.
And don’t close that window! I could use a sauna
Don’t open, rather…
Hallowe’en isn’t just an American holiday :p
It was originally a Celtic pagan festival, so happy Hallowe’en from a celt!
Woot!
Happy Halloween from an American Irish-German dragon who was born in Sweden!
I’m sure that’s what ears are for.
The liquid reminds me of tubgirl. O_O
Is this because you’re underaged ? Or because they don’t grant admittance to the likes of you ?
How rude! It’s because I’m not quite 21 yet :p
Sorry, didn’t mean to be rude, but (***COMPLIMENT ALERT***) I couldn’t possibly imagine that a youngster could write such witty posts ! The fault is entirely mine ! I ask your forgiveness.
Youngster, *sigh*, I wish. I’m almost 21 and it’s scaring me.
But apology accepted! And compliment received with thanks
I’m almost 37 (in 17 days) . Twenty-one is nothing to be scared of, nor is 37.
It’s scary when you have no idea what you want to do with your life. When I find some sort of direction I’ll be a little less scared, I hope.
Wait, you’re supposed to figure out what you want to do with your life, and you’re supposed to have this figured out in your early twenties? Crap, I knew I was forgetting something!
At 49¾ I am still examining all the options and now I am past caring!
You really ARE the Humongous Great Sage !
Think of it this way. Having to suffer through your next birthday is…better than the alternative.
I hear, 37, isn’t that bad, Unless, of course, you are Dante Hicks, from Kevin Smith’s Clerks!
Is that the Hofbrauhaus? I had the same thing happen to me, only I was holding the mass stein, and the victim was holding only the shattered stem of a red wine glass. I cackled maniacally.
That’s an old posting. Fail post.
THREE CHEERS FOR THE HOFBRAUHAUS!!! And the two steins in my cabinet pilfered from Munich! and a dinner plate…
2nded
can’t you provide this event in Brazil??? lol
If you buy us plane tickets.
What about Chicago?
Ooh, if it were in Chicago (or better yet, St. Louis) I could go.
I could make a St. Louis event too! How can we convince them (shy of buying plane tickets) to host an event there?
Pun-run contests?
But will they consider it?
How about an innuendo contest, too?
How about we put the two together?
A punnuendo runtest?
punuendo?
Inpundo!
Come to Fail Blog and we’ll throw beer at you!
*opens mouth*
*notices vienna in the corner*
*closes mouth, fast*
Smart move sweetie.
*hands Loz a beer*
Yay! Will you join me in a tipple, or is it too early in Americaland?
It’s beer-thirty!
*tips*
fail blog+beer= WIN
Nothing good can come of it…. which is just the way I like it!
What a waste!
Agreed
just a guess: i bet it won’t take place, and they will take a picture of all failers who will show up at the event hehe
That’s what I was thinking.
Damn… I’ll be in Portland but will be to busy to make it.
So close but so far away fail.
American Beer Fail :r
Blegh Heineken rules
Agreed! And Stella
I’m one of the pickiest, pain-in-the-ass beer-snobs you’ll ever meet. While I generally agree with your opinion of American beers, Seattle has quite a few micro-breweries that produce beers that make Heineken and Stella taste like carbonated dish water.
So commercialized American beers fail. Well duh, commercialization has pretty much failed all round here.
heineken IS carbonated dish water….. you didn’t know?
i met a belgian and he put it this way:”we make the best beers in belgium that nobody is buying, while the dutch pee in a bottle and make the world think it’s the greatest beer!”
I wondered where it came from.
I was going to stick to my usual JD and coke tonight when I go out, but all this talk has made me crave a nice cold beer
I was going to make a crack about how could you be Irish and dilute your alcohol with Coke, but then I realised it was probably the other way around: the Coke gets Jack-ed up so that it becomes alcoholic enough for consumption.
Well I never drink coke on its own, it’s more like the first scenario. Yes, I live up to the stereotype.
Yes, I do think that Heineken is crap anyway. I just didn’t want to be a complete ass to Gosse. Thanks for taking the lead on that… ;>)
Heineken AlWAYS tastes like friggin’ @%$& dish water, and if you believe otherwise, you are just a victim of very cunning marketing. Try a trappist.
Shaken or stirred trappist?
What are you doing to that poor monk??
*looks guilty* …just …shaking …and …stirring *attempts ‘picture of innocence’ look*
ROFL
HEINEKEN!!??? F*CK THAT SH*T!!!! PABST!!! BLUE!!! RIBBON!!!
*Breathes heavily from mysterious “oxygen” mask*
Geez, usually you people pounce on a movie reference like a cat on an epileptic bird.
I didn’t see that movie…
*apologetic look*
NOBODY on this blog has seen “Blue Velvet”? *Shakes head in disbelief*.
Well it gets pretty creepy if you continue the references any further…
You know that if you fall on your face/throw up/make an ass out of yourself in any way while drinking Pabst, it’s automatically called a “Pabst Smear”
Oh ew, mental pic of pap smear
Location Fail. how many failbloggers are actually in the US.
let alone near enough to Seattle to drop in for a Beer.
There are a lot of lurkers who seem to show up when things like this are mentioned. So you never know.
(lurk)
Um, I live right down the street *well, near the Pike Place Market*
all of my Microsoft nerdcore coworkers love this site, and will most def be there
I agree, that is so dumb.
Will there be Popsy?
Bring your own Popsy!
Whoa…I just spent the last 5 minutes trying to figure out what the fail was supposed to be in the invitation…then quickly realized that clearly, I was the one who ‘failed’.
Yeah, the broken beer mug is more than just a FAIL, it’s an epic tragedy.
LOL….oh yeah, that too….
This guy lives in Ballard. Awesome. I am going to win.
“Seattle, Wa” in the image…
Postal State Abbreviation fail.
awesome – fail party!
though i predict that the bar will be closed and it’ll just be one guy taking pictures of everyone shows up. “Seattle nerds trying to go to a win beer fest in celebration of photoshopped pictures of other people’s misfortunes – FAIL”
I suspect this will result in a roofied “Free Beer Fail,” but count me in.
Oh, I hadn’t considered roofied beer. I’ll have to be careful what I drink then!
you’re in seattle? awesome!!
That’s 2 blocks from where I work, so I guess I’d better go-even if it is to be featured in a future fail. It’s better to try for free beer and fail, than to not fail at all…..err, wait…..nevermind…….
That’s just a few blocks down from my place. I’ll consider going, but if someone shows up and says “first!” I’m going to stab them in the neck. Fair warning.
Wow, we have/had some of the exact same mugs as the one that’s breaking in that picture. And ours broke too!
lame!!! underage fail… *scowls* THE ONLY DAY I’M IN SEATTLE AND WHAT’S THIS??? and even when I was in San Fran I couldn’t go…
LASS MAL ANSTOSSEN !
who cares?
Hippity hip hooray!
It’s free beer day!
That was fun. I’m glad I went.
WIN!
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