I’m sure someone who excells in taking offense will take that as racist and bigoted towards fat people. Just pre-emptive warning *see long-winding, insulting rants below*
However, I am not one of those people.
Here ye, Here ye! It is declared on this day, that the semantics war between Jim and Jim is ended, with the result being a tie. Both parties are declared imbeciles, and a such shall endure much flaming and ridicule from this day forward! So it is written, so it shall be.
Too bad that failblog randomly does not render some comments for some people.
On the bright side, this leads to many fails, and this site is all about it
I have no idea why the hell I ended up with that role. If you want to go break the space-time continuum, that’s your business. I was just peeved when you guys broke the innuendo machine because I use it so often.
This is a serial appropriate comment fail. If you’re just going to argue your order, then email each other or something and leave the comment space for actual comments about the POST!
Rock-a-bye Nene, on the set top
When you sit down, a chair leg will rock
When the leg breaks, the rest soon will fall
And down will come Chairman Nene and all
You could see he tried to shift his weight after the first pop and I think that just delayed the inevitable. I really wanted to see the interviewer’s reaction! Editing fail?
l0lz0rz, a chairfail, how very unchairmanly of him…
I don’t believe this fail and his parents’ namechoosing fail are a coincidence.
He must have been bullied as a child a lot, eventually leading to the unstable, disappointment of a man that is Nhlanhla Nene, doomed to fail at everything for the rest of his life.
lol…. you guys do realize that he’s actually a president of a country, right?
If you say no your political comments are going to be even more hilarious
We’re forever indebted to you for that much-needed clarification! Without your astute summation of this incident, no one here would have been able to comment further. Well done, sir, well done.
That wasn’t scolding, that was celebrating. I like both Loz and Graham
Norton. (Loz is by far the cuter of the two.) I’m confident that when I scold there’s no doubt what happened.
Now, I leave it to Loz to explain the difference between plural and possessive.
*douses BTF with an extinguisher* Maybe next time you’ll remember this lesson. For the rest of you kids, Smokey the Bear says, “Don’t play with matches. Road flares are much more effective”…
Say no more, say no more.
DW I took a look at my copy of tales and blew coffee out of my nose when I realized why I could not look up the “French” words vilonye or sayde. I have progressed form a Half to a Nit and possibly even a lack.
I am Chairperson!
Assimilator of all chairs, small and weak!!!
*srsly, why didn’t he just get on his knees after the first crack?*
*waits for nasty comments about crack+getting on knees*
Chair was probably made in China, built by whore children who work for free for 500 yen. They work hard and cheap so that Virginia doesn’t eat them first. But their product that guy in the video. What should they do?
A thought for the Gentlemen of failblog.
Idly contemplating the mechanics of all that meat firstly descending at 9.8m/s and then stopping due to the floor. The hydraulic pressure would be focussed on his cohones reducing them to the size of small peas… probably.
A slight correction from the physically minded out here, he wasn’t descending at 9.8m/s, he was accelerating downward at 9.8m/s^2. This means that in the speed at the time when he hit the ground was probably closer to .98 m/s, assuming a .1 second freefall. This should not be enough pressure to reduce the size on one’s “cohones”
Or maybe I’m just explaining it to reduce the pressure felt on mine…
I did mean that but couldn’t figure out how to write seconds squared. I have since found 9.8m/s². Does your second comment indicate you tried the experiment?
unless he was in fact a Chair Man of the Chair People in which case he would have legs but no buttocks and those were his legs that broke, exposing his chair-cojones to the full weight of that fall.
*sighs at gladiator* whatever Induni laguage he speaks, it does not come from a norse/anglo-saxon base. in fact the Induni languages wee some of the first languages to be spoken on this planet. norse people come from africa, and so does everybody, so language fail. btw, south africa is a democracy onot a monarchy.
* sighs at strategist * I was being sarcastic. Land of the Thrones is because he was a CHAIRperson. “Throne” sounds Norse, so I put it as a blend of Norse and Germanic.
HAHAHA ! Failblog is full of subtle fails, but these kind of fails always crack me up ! I remember when this happened at school (it happened quite often) , in my younger days, I couldn’t stop laughing for half an hour. Sometimes the teacher had to send me out of the classroom.
I’m 44, and farts are funny…if they come unexpectedly, or from someone you’d never think would do it… I was in a pilates class a few months ago, and some old lady was having a turrable time…. I almost bit off my lip..she eventually just left class. She either got tired of prairie doggin it, and decided to go ahead and grow that tail, or got embarrassed by her own flatulence… When she left, several people, myself included, broke down and finally laughed until I almost farted….
There we go. Now you all can see what Shit we have to put up with in South Africa! And the best of all is, he can hear that the chair is about to go, but he still sits and waits for the moment of truth!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Cheezburger Company Blog
hahaha, ah good ole fashion accidental chair breaks
Yes… Accidental… o.o
Balsa wood WIN! lol!
gravity win, balsa wood fail, material resilience fail, dieting fail, there’s a whole lot of fail in there, but no balsa wood win.
Hey, no sence of humor? Sad!
Only sence of celf-righteousness.
Only sence of celf-righteousness.
Here I am!!!!
Rock you like a hurricane!
Winds of change are coming.
Too many beans?
No friends?
Sense*
Hey, no sense of spelling? Sad!
Hey, no SENSE of spelling? Sad! (haha jk, jk
I thought what you said was funny, btw
Spell fail.
Could have been unbreakable steel O_O
sense of humour fail.
You’d think the first “crack” at 0:11 would have alerted them to impending fail.
In Soviet Russia, chair falls out of YOU!
in soviet russia, people who make these jokes are decapitated…. seriously
Well, it kind of would have to be done seriously. Kind of hard to decapitate some one humorously.
..but not impossible
“Off with his head! Just kidding! NOT!”
That was SUPPOSE to be a setup…however it failed.
*sigh*
Hmmm…hey, I still have that Superfluous D from about twenty fails ago!
*tosses it up to Blue2th*
thanks, I’ll need that ‘d’ later to beat myself over the head
Oh no…that’s now how we do things here on Failblog.
*hands Blue2th the pudding bukkit*
Thanks! without failblog and pokerstars <—look NO ‘T’ ….I don’t know what I’d do.
POKERSTARS!!
I play there, too.
*grin*
greatness
*grin*
OUCH!
thats so kool
thats gross
Soviet Russia FAIL!
Mehoff is so not a Russian-sounding last name.
That is the best comment on this page
…pfft ahahahahaa!
The first crack at 0:11 would surely dull the pain.
impending fail fail!
hahaha, this is SO funny! Btw, this guy is in my country…and now he says he’s gonna SUE!!!omg, it is such a debacle here…lol!
Thanks for not saying first ^^
That just sums up the South African government. T.T
That’s probably not the first time that’s happened.
FIRST!
haha awesome simple but funny
That’s how you know you need to make one fewer trip to the buffet next time.
WELL said!
I’m sure someone who excells in taking offense will take that as racist and bigoted towards fat people. Just pre-emptive warning *see long-winding, insulting rants below*
However, I am not one of those people.
lol first pop.. uh oh… then you knwo its coming
Fourth!
(lameness fail D:)
Too bad you were fifth, huh?
too bad hes actually fourth, huh?
too bad i cant count and he’s fifth, huh?
Here ye, Here ye! It is declared on this day, that the semantics war between Jim and Jim is ended, with the result being a tie. Both parties are declared imbeciles, and a such shall endure much flaming and ridicule from this day forward! So it is written, so it shall be.
too bad you CAN count and he actually is fourth, huh?
too bad we both can’t count and he really is fifth…shit
too bad YOU can’t count and he actually is fourth, huh?
too bad none of us can count and he actually is fifth, huh?
(is it getting old yet?)
Too bad that failblog randomly does not render some comments for some people.
On the bright side, this leads to many fails, and this site is all about it
Umm…I hate to break it to y’all…
but he really is fourth. All you have to do is count from zero, instead of one.
So instead of ‘first!’ people should shout ‘zero!’?
Wait, so 0=1, therefore 1=(0+1)/1*0?
Error Message
I’m afraid you broke the space time continuum with that.
AGAIN?!?
*hangs head*
Well, I’ve gone and done it again… Another fine mess!
Wait till dragon finds out about this…
I’ll leave you to clean up… I’m off to a Halloween partay!
*escapes while she still can*
Wow, that was vaguely similar to a “Wait til your father hears about this” scolding!!!
*hides*
I have no idea why the hell I ended up with that role. If you want to go break the space-time continuum, that’s your business. I was just peeved when you guys broke the innuendo machine because I use it so often.
:p
Halloween partay?
*imagines Loz in a sexy costume*
.
*takes a cold shower*
Don’t worry, I have a spare innuendo machine.. it’s right down here in my pocket… you can grab it if you want!
So…so you’re not happy to see me??
*sobs*
No, that’s the OTHER pocket, with a much more pronounced protuberance…
On the contrary… that’s in the OTHER pocket, and it’s much more substantial!
stupid “show all”… hiding my lascivious comments!
ROFL!!
Woops. I do believe it is impolitic to ROFL at a man’s pronounced protuberance…
No offense taken, I’m secure enough in my protuberances. Plus, it *IS* the magic stick!
Of course he is! Why, it’s obvious just looking at that special part of his anatomy…
His smile!
(0+1)/1*0 = 1/0 = OH SHI…
*repairs time-space continuum*
now stop breaking it
If failblog could randomly render the Trolls we could make candles!
Troll-scented candles? Ummm…. yeah, I’ll pass.
Pew pew pew!
No we don’t have to use them. Sell them back to the Trolls. Home from home so to speak.
Troll candles are not illuminating.
That’s ok…My wings are still on fire from POB, they shall guide your way!
*gently sends a little *puff* of air to put out Blue2th’s wings*
I think we are enlightened enough that you don’t have to sacrifice yourself just yet.
Moi, Foobajoob, Cloral, me, Anonymous. I think that’s five but far be it from ME to point anything out.
No, no Blue2th its
1, 2, 3, 3, 4
so it’s 1+1+2+1? or was that…..?
No, no Blue2th it’s
1, 2, 3, 3, 4
Damn, name change Error
Indeed, Faily McFailerton!
1, 2, 3, 3, Fail?
We physicists prefer to say 1, 2, -1, -1/2.
Failblog keeps eating my posts and then spitting them back out again.
It’s spitting them out because you need to come up with tastier quips.
Please can you not see the sign ‘No spitting on the fail train’
I make it fifth aswell…
This is a serial appropriate comment fail. If you’re just going to argue your order, then email each other or something and leave the comment space for actual comments about the POST!
hahaha^^
You can hear it cracking before it actually breaks.
Chair cracks, he holds himself up by leaning heavily on the counter or desk, chair disentigrates, he vanishes! What a TRICK!
Rock-a-bye Nene, on the set top
When you sit down, a chair leg will rock
When the leg breaks, the rest soon will fall
And down will come Chairman Nene and all
What a TWIST!
Master of the obvious wins !
5?
6?
7? 8? *rocks out*?
Pick up sticks?
Careful there, beanie, or Avis will dunk you in batter and pop you in her deep fryer.
*smile*
*fires up the fryer*
I can only stop in for a moment, I am not at home.
7?
second bastard!
You’d think your mother would have learned after the first time…
Only the second? .. I think I’m gonna need to see a source on that one..
You could see he tried to shift his weight after the first pop and I think that just delayed the inevitable. I really wanted to see the interviewer’s reaction! Editing fail?
Actually, she managed to keep a straight face –> Journalism win
Journalism win but caring fail. Dude is on the floor and she just moves on.
A caring journalist? Does such an animal exist in the wild?
she has sensitivity fail
fail
ya don’t say?
Buttock re-positioning fail!
Only after he picks the splinters out of it.
splinters in my sphincter is in a Morrisey song isn’t it?
The chairperson lost support for his position.
His foundation came crashing down.
He risks being unseated in the next election.
He is dropping in the polls.
polls?
*masturbates*
He doesn’t fall so much as plummet…
The popularity of the Republican party kind of plummet, or the car going off a cliff kind of plummet??
Come to think of it, plummet is a rather silly word, isn’t it?
Not as silly as ‘Plumhat’
Now that’s just plum silly.
Let’s plumb the depths of this meaning…
Plumbhat is a really silly word.
Children, put your deep-thinking caps on.
*puts on multi-colored beanie with twirly propellers*
Ready!
Even slapstick works with mental imagery!
Dang! All I have is this tall conical hat.
Greetings Marius.
*punches card in time clock*
I wish I could stay up longer. Some other time.
Oh, you stay up just fine, my Admiral.
G’night.
*smoochity*
*Turns on porch light* What’s going on out there?
Hehehe…
Looks like I’ve missed all of the fun today.
l0lz0rz, a chairfail, how very unchairmanly of him…
I don’t believe this fail and his parents’ namechoosing fail are a coincidence.
He must have been bullied as a child a lot, eventually leading to the unstable, disappointment of a man that is Nhlanhla Nene, doomed to fail at everything for the rest of his life.
Or maybe he just ate too many donuts…
Yes.
lol…. you guys do realize that he’s actually a president of a country, right?
If you say no your political comments are going to be even more hilarious
From the sounds of the pops, it’s like he is sitting on a wicker basket.
From the sound of the first pop, and his reaction to it, I was thinking gas pass.
I like the idea. With a robust fart he destroyed the chair and withdrew from the company in one deft move.
OH, my my, what a funny!
XD That made me laugh more than the fail.
12rd lol!!! good mornig all
twerd?
this has already been on surely?
Poor Shirley, she must be crushed.
The chair was named Shirley?
What? He’s gone down on Shirley?
Hey, Dragon, Look!!! The innuendo machine is fixed!!!
Woo HOOOO!!!
If it goes down again, I’m coming here again for a fix.
You certainly will be coming here!
Promises, promises…!
No promises. Guarantees.
But it’s not on the box!
*perk!*
We deliver on time, every time, satisfaction guaranteed!
In writing?
well, actually it is afternoon..not mornig or morning, int of wish I had typed moring so we could joke about mooring and fail boats and things
*confused*
yes, i commited lethal nesting fail
Well, good thing the nesting failed to be lethal. Somebody could have been killed.
See the video again and pay attention around 23-24 seconds… he fart….
FAILLLL
I think you might have missed the entire point.
In Soviet Russia chairs fart !
His chair broke and then he fell.
We’re forever indebted to you for that much-needed clarification! Without your astute summation of this incident, no one here would have been able to comment further. Well done, sir, well done.
I’m beginning to see a trollish pattern here. Who has the troll spray?
*hands Odo an industrial sized can of Troll-Away*
Here, I hope this helps.
Thanks, but can we get something other than the Lavender-scented Troll-Away next time? It reminds me of a funeral parlor.
*Sprays and gets a little creeped out*
Oh, sorry… that was actually ‘Dead Troll Cover Up’… for the footlocker in my basement. Here’s the actual Troll-Away, in new tropical scent!
Thanks, Lunchbox!
*Sprays and now suddenly craves a Rum Runner*
MMMMMmMmMmmMmmmMmmmm….. Rum!
*heads for the kitchen cabinet*
Hey! Why is the rum gone?!?
*hic*
Shhhnnnnooooo iidddeeeaaaa….. whhhhyyy you aashhhhking?
Elizabeth Swan burned it all to signal the British Navy.
I have a large can of Troll-Off® in fresh lemon scent if you need it.
Donny has an M.O.
Monthly Ovulation?
Mandatory Occupation?
Missive Observation?
Massive Perspiration?
Massochistic Odontologist?
Mental Oblivion?
(yes, most days, that’s about right…)
Mismatched Ovaries?
Multiple Oddities?
Mathematical Oversights.
I’ve got it!
Misanthropic Outcast!!
You called, Avis?
LOL!
Bingo! Much Obeisance.
I have to go now, I have some
Major Obligations to attend to.
I’ll check in later.
Is he related to Captain Obvious?
No, he’s related to Minor Oversights.
He’s in the same command as General Assumptions.
And Corporal PUNishment?
Morbid Obesity?
Mundane Oration?
Mundane Oration: You’ve met my boss?
Multiple personalities
You appear to be missing the point of the thread
More Observation required.
I was hoping you would say that.
Abbreviation Expansion Fail!
Milk Obsession?
Mammary Obstacle?
Breasticle?
I was thinking more like man-boobs.
This calls for a Bro-zierre!
would those be found at the bro-cery store?
Just don’t wear one around your bro-kin family tree, they’ll never let you live it down!
I can’t believe you broached that subject.
Yeah, it is silly that I brought it up.
can some one point me to the bro-thels?
This broad will brook no such shenanigans!
…Oh, fine. Just don’t forget to take your “brolly”.
Yes, be careful with your umbrella insurance brokering.
Sorry…I’m a little hungry…
*puts some broccoli under the broiler*
can someone point me to the bro-thels?
Everybody get together! Iwant to take a broloroid!
*sigh*
Could someone turn over the turtle? It seems to be stuck.
What a brouhaha.
He’s got himself in quite an imbroglio.
Hm. It’s getting late.
*slips into an embroidered negligee*
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
*raises eyebrows*
I think so, but let’s use safflower oil this time! It’s ever so much healthier!
And the scent is pure ambrosia…!
Where can I find that brochure?
bro! mansiere!
Mojo Overload? Yeah, baby!
Massochistic Odontologist?
I’ve always had this sneaking suspicion that some sick bastard was studying me.
Maybe you got that paranoid schizophrenia from the Halloween Santa?
Masticating Octopus?
But…. they have such good eyesight!
Mastication = eating
More specifically “chewing”.
Ummmm….. that’s not the word you think it is.
You keep a-using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inconceivable!!!
I know, I know. Damn me and my sometimes-too-subtle wit…. the self-flagellation will begin in 3… 2…
…2…
Wait for it….
*waits…*
Godot should be here any minute now.
1!!! Sorry, for the smell, but flagellation is known for that….
Wait…did someone light a troll-scented candle…?
Back in college, I wrote a parody of “Waiting for Tonight” by Jennifer Lopez. My version was “Waiting for Godot.”
1!!!! Ahhhhhh….. sorry for the smell. Flagellants is known for that…
“Flagellants” or “flatulent”?
It’s called a “play on words”, honey. We’ll get to that concept in Chapter Three of Humo(u) 101.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
*smacks self with shellacked halibut and dunks head in pudding bukkit*
You FAIL to see my point. I’m known for being a nitpick about grammar and spelling. Epic sigh. Humo(u)r.
Yes, I know that. I just said you weren’t funny.
*grin*
Somebody’s wearing a tutu?
Thank you, Clarissa, for explaining it all!
Now THAT is gotcha media.
I knew from that first crack that it wasn’t going to end well.
That’s what Amy Winehouse said!
Very…..witty….
Why…. so…. slow….?
Why….so…..serious?
Ysosrs?
oops
.
.
Loz made me lol
Yahoo Serious?
haha
Jokes at Amy Winehouse’s expense! It’s just like watching the Graham Norton Show. Thank you, Loz!
Just cause I’m Irish and sexually flexible does not mean I’m anything like Graham Norton!
Hey LOZ, did the mouse just scold you for making a joke at some celebrities expense by making a joke at some celebrities expense?
That wasn’t scolding, that was celebrating. I like both Loz and Graham
Norton. (Loz is by far the cuter of the two.) I’m confident that when I scold there’s no doubt what happened.
Now, I leave it to Loz to explain the difference between plural and possessive.
Dam it! Dam it! Do I get any points for consistency?
I knew from the fact that it was on Failblog that it wasn’t going to end well.
I know for a fact when his chair broke his end wasen’t well.
That’s the second time I’ve seen you put an ‘e’ in ‘wasn’t'… typo or idiot?
*ponders*
My guess would be idiot if you ask me.
But you’re an idiot, so I shouldn’t take your word for it!
Circular reasoning, Loz will soon blue screen.
*overloads*
*BSOD*
Darn it, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids I’d still be functioning!
No, no, no… it’s “meddling kids”.
That wasn’t so bad.
Just wait…
*reboots Loz*
*shoves thepowerofbluw aside and quickly shuts Loz back down*
You didn’t complete the preboot checklist, Are you a crazy man?
it’s ok, I got it covered.
Ahem. I happen to be a fully certified Loz specialist. I know Loz inside and out.
(And yes, I am a crazy man. I’m crazy for Loz.)
Soooowwryy! Meant no disrespect, please don’t fry my wings again
Brave to jump in between those two. I wouldn’t have risked it.
eh, what’s the worst that can happen?
*hair on neck starts to stand up*
Don’t look at ME this time…I have nothing to do with it.
*scootches away from BTF*
I’m….. uh…. just gonna go stand over here now. Away from the line of fire.
I have the Spork of the Gods. What else shall I need?
*ponders*
*scootches with Avis*
*stands alone*
It’s getting kinda dark in here?
BTF, ever wonder why my avatar is a lightning bolt?
*zaps BTF*
That’s why.
(Hey, it’s no FOOOOOM!!!!!!, but it works for me.)
*wings melt*
I’m melting, I’m melting!
*douses BTF with an extinguisher* Maybe next time you’ll remember this lesson. For the rest of you kids, Smokey the Bear says, “Don’t play with matches. Road flares are much more effective”…
yes, I know-WAH
Offline for 36 hours, change head and insert reboot disc?
If you can’t take my word for it, ask Loz.
I would, but I’m afraid she doesn’t have multiple personalities.
Well then I guess we’ll have to agree to agree.
I disagree.
I abstain
That’s not what I heard…!
*nudge nudge, wink wink!*
Say no more, say no more.
DW I took a look at my copy of tales and blew coffee out of my nose when I realized why I could not look up the “French” words vilonye or sayde. I have progressed form a Half to a Nit and possibly even a lack.
*SNORK!!*
Dammit…
*wipes monitor*
That, and the fact that it’s on failblog
It doesn’t even sound like a fart, in my head I am picturing a leprechaun with a cat-0-nine tails…
Ahhh… memories of Devo.
The opportunity for proper engagement is actually after the taping of the……chair legs?
Holy shit. That’s the hardest i’ve ever laughed at a fail vid. Damn, my ribs hurt now.
Haha the fact that he’s trying to cover it, is the best.
Wtf, why does everyone think it is a fart? It’s clearly the sound of the chair breaking…
It’s probably based on their mental capacity and average thought process… three-year-olds are often amused by farts.
I know some 7 & 8 year olds who are also.
Actually, I know some 37 and 38 year olds who are, too…
Sometimes the mental age bears no relationship to the physical age.
LOL….you said fart.
Heh heh… He’s the… CHAIRman. XDD
Sorry, I can’t resist pointing out that lovely pun.
You beat me to it. XD I was scrolling through looking for someone to point it out.
CHAIRman indeed…
Damn, you beat me to it.
You beat me to it. XD
CHAIRman indeed…
kill yourself.
FIRST!!!
As winter approches, and the temperatures fall, cold-blooded creatures like the Not_you lizard experience significant slowing of their reflexes.
ROFL!
SOI SOI SOI
and a (click) and a (ching) and take the money
It can’t actually speak human, it’s only imitating the sound it hears most often.
Odo so harsh, this must be the first time on this thread that the wit has needed three exclamation marks to adequately contain it.
it’s ok, that was supposed to happen
had no one else already seen this on have i got news for you
well not all the americans, but thats beside the point
Apparently, your encyclopedia does not include a section on punctuation.
Cmon, he managed to get a coma in there.
*steps back slowly and quietly*
I think your encyclopedia needs a section on spelling.
Well, “encyclopedia” hasn’t responded yet. Maybe Blue2th is on to something…
If you can’t make fun of yourself…who can you ma…..oh…wait…that would be me.
ummm, that was the point.
*sigh*
^^^ Resp. to Loz ^^^
Liar!
Cmon, he managed to get a coma in there.
*steps back slowly and quietly*
Looks like the shift key is either bust or too complicated to use.
Yep – SPELL CHECK COMPLETE.
I don’t trust that key, it’s too shifty!
You need a dictionary.
Chairperson, huh? Apparently not so much.
But whats it gots in its pocketses, hmmmm?
Myyyyy preeeciousssss…
(I do a great impersonation in real life, honest!)
Cool! You know, you could really have some fun with your answering machine greeting…
It has has pocketses lintsss in its pocketses, oh yes and some gum and probably some KFC
I am Chairperson!
Assimilator of all chairs, small and weak!!!
*srsly, why didn’t he just get on his knees after the first crack?*
*waits for nasty comments about crack+getting on knees*
Obesity ftw!
The Chairman has the floor.
If my super power was to hold milk in my mouth, you would have defeated me. Congrats.
###
Chair was probably made in China, built by whore children who work for free for 500 yen. They work hard and cheap so that Virginia doesn’t eat them first. But their product that guy in the video. What should they do?
put another verb in your sentence?
um.. do they work for free or for 500 yen…. can it really be both?
Chairman has trouble keeping his seat.
I love irony
FAT PEOPLE ARE HILARIOUS!!!!
So are Captian’s with weird last names.
Captain’s. *get it right the first time*
Captains.
*get it right the second time?*
Captains what?
SSSSSsssssssnap!
*high-fives the Doc*
returns *high five*
Yay!
*grins*
…log, startdate 214544747.
Let the Trek flames proceed!
crapola.
*clutches sides as tears stream down face*
If I could grant myself a wish, do you know what it would be?
Surely it would not be to rob me of the endless hilarity you provide here, would it??
I don’t know, would a 12 inch pianist rob you of that?
Oh, surely not. In fact, it probably would enhance my already pleasurable failblog experience!
Desktop pianist?
Its just obvious that Wiener likes fat people. And there’s nothing wrong with that.
Note his use of the word “digest”
A thought for the Gentlemen of failblog.
Idly contemplating the mechanics of all that meat firstly descending at 9.8m/s and then stopping due to the floor. The hydraulic pressure would be focussed on his cohones reducing them to the size of small peas… probably.
*taps on Doc’s shoulder, whispers*
There are women here too, please don’t anger them
Or give them any ideas
This is true, but when speaking of the crushing of cojones I feel I’m not really in a position to render an appropriate comment.
I’ll make that *Oooooooh, ouchie wince-face* expression of sympathy, though, if that helps.
Funny, when read really, REALLY fast “cohones” looks like “colons”. I digress.
Not so sure I like where you’re going with that.
COHONES FAIL
PD: it is actually spelled “cojones”…
A slight correction from the physically minded out here, he wasn’t descending at 9.8m/s, he was accelerating downward at 9.8m/s^2. This means that in the speed at the time when he hit the ground was probably closer to .98 m/s, assuming a .1 second freefall. This should not be enough pressure to reduce the size on one’s “cohones”
Or maybe I’m just explaining it to reduce the pressure felt on mine…
physics WIN
I did mean that but couldn’t figure out how to write seconds squared. I have since found 9.8m/s². Does your second comment indicate you tried the experiment?
Funny but not haha funny
its a ppphpphhh hehehehe funny
why would he fall on cojones when he likely has legs under and ample buttocks behind him?
*familiarity with human anatomy fail*
Hydraulics understanding fail?
unless he was in fact a Chair Man of the Chair People in which case he would have legs but no buttocks and those were his legs that broke, exposing his chair-cojones to the full weight of that fall.
check and mate.
This was on nothingtoxic.com like 5 days ago.
Speed fail.
This video is already funny as a chair fail study, but that he is introduced as a chairperson makes it so much more hilarious.
Unperturbedness win after the first crack, though!
He is a Chairperson from the land of the Thrones where they speak some ungodly mongrel dialect of Old Norse and Anglo-Saxon.
*sighs at gladiator* whatever Induni laguage he speaks, it does not come from a norse/anglo-saxon base. in fact the Induni languages wee some of the first languages to be spoken on this planet. norse people come from africa, and so does everybody, so language fail. btw, south africa is a democracy onot a monarchy.
* sighs at strategist * I was being sarcastic. Land of the Thrones is because he was a CHAIRperson. “Throne” sounds Norse, so I put it as a blend of Norse and Germanic.
Fatguy: “…the opportunity for engagement is under the table…”
Reporter: “And so are you!”
you guys.
remember when Chairman Nhlanhla Nene fell off the chair?
oh yeah! remember the first CRACK of his chair?
HAHAHA ! Failblog is full of subtle fails, but these kind of fails always crack me up ! I remember when this happened at school (it happened quite often) , in my younger days, I couldn’t stop laughing for half an hour. Sometimes the teacher had to send me out of the classroom.
According to my search, only THREE people have blamed his fatness for the chairs destruction. I am sorely disappointed.
He’s fat.
failchairs never get old. ><
Funny every time.
I love the face he makes as its happening. Your not sure if its the chair or bowl movement.
I’m 44, and farts are funny…if they come unexpectedly, or from someone you’d never think would do it… I was in a pilates class a few months ago, and some old lady was having a turrable time…. I almost bit off my lip..she eventually just left class. She either got tired of prairie doggin it, and decided to go ahead and grow that tail, or got embarrassed by her own flatulence… When she left, several people, myself included, broke down and finally laughed until I almost farted….
Hey John, what’s a bowl movement? Is that something the PBA uses… Earl Anthony special bowl movement…
Noone commented his name??? Thats strange, i have lost your guys respect -.-
Keep waiting here. It may return.
“I cannot help but to succumb to the irony”.
Is that irony?
Chair fail? More like fat ass fail.
There we go. Now you all can see what Shit we have to put up with in South Africa! And the best of all is, he can hear that the chair is about to go, but he still sits and waits for the moment of truth!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I really think the best part is the girl anchor just sat there and started talking to the camera like nothing happened…
You can’t call him a CHAIRman anymore…
Oh snap! What do you say to that? “uuuhm…. back after this commercial break!” lol
wow another “proudly South African” moment i never imagined this clip would spread so fast, (happened about 2 weeks ago).
news update the dude is now Suing the SABC (south african broadcast commision)
LOL this is in south africa its a south african show whahaahahaha
LOL South africa sucks. That’s why my family moved from there in the first place
N.I.G.G.E.R. FAIL!
I seriously laughed for five minutes after seeing this. I had to close the door to my office, fearing that my coworkers would think i was on drugs.
Chair win!
WIN
lol X25
Chair malfunction=Chair win