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1st!!!!!
my first first!!!
Now please, just die.
no thanks, but you can…I have an idea, we’ll take turns shooting each other in the had…I go first
sorry, in the head
FAil
Its the fail piano falling over u!(actually a fridge)
FAIL
how about…NO
it says that it;s an upright piano
FAIL in your head.
You first diK
that’s like half a dik-dik?
No, it’s “Kid” spelled backwards. I think it means he’s a backwards kid.
*thinks*
Yeah, that’s what I meant.
Be careful, some people become whores after their first time.
Ah, well, he won’t be the first first whore.
she
she whore
Eeyore?
god, i feel like you’re really talking to me, it’s amazing
Seashore
igor
No more!
So… more?
no, i bore
smore?
Doh! Fore!
Doh! Fore!
more like eyesore… like your face…
Wow, this entire site should be thankful to have such a quick witted person like yourself. Your comment really set the thread to such a high standard that I doubt any other will match. Oh, please do post more of your original humor as I may never grow tired of it.
lol, titwhore
nipple merchant
merchant marine
marine biologist
Proctologist?
scientist
Scientologist
crazy rich person…I love the word association game
Atheist
*clears throat*
Tom Cruise.
Wow, a lot of thunder today… not a cloud in the sky though! -ponders this-
*blows nose*
*hands Avis another tissue*
*changes name back*
my god, my god, why have you forsaken me?
Your penance for being first
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
I need more blood, Davey. – Goliath
Retaba ~ Warhammer WIN
Warhammer NEVER wins.
But Warhammer Quotes Do!
Especially since we seem to get One a Post!
WAR > WOW > AoC < Phoenix < Pong
She wore red feathers…
So who cares?
jealous people like you
its fail…
2th!
Yes? Can I help? you said my name
No, that was for me actually.
Spoon!
Fork!
Banana terracotta
Terracotta Pie!
Pie A La Mode
Mean, median, and mode!
Mode Neusslein!
clothing store in Spalt, DE
Strange, you Sporked last time. Are you un-Sporked BTF?
I broke my spork.
Damnation to those rogue FBI snipers!
The NEXT one I buy shall be metal in contruction and shall have those nifty salt and pepper packets that can be thrown in their eyes!!!!!!
WHAAHAHAHA
Go for it BTF the Gods are with YOU! LOL:)
May I suggest a titanium one from thinkgeek?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/8ace/
I need a rusty grapefruit fork… to carve out some eyes!
For the uhh.. pumpkin!
What skill you have. Can you carve eyes on other vegetables? What do they see?
Thought you were heading for a Saladfingers reference there for a sec…
Alas! The Spork of the Gods. I shall obtain this weapon to defend myself against the Knights that say Ni.
not before i cut you down with… A HERRING!!!
GizWiz reference?
jizz-whiz? gross.
Not what you said last time.
*raises eyebrow*
You’re not James Bond in disguise are you POB?
No, he’s BondFan4518 in disguise.
Cheese Whiz!
I heard you were in the market? *bats eyes*
*runs away shouting something about bats and eyes*
Damn. Now what am I supposed to do with this salt and pepper?
*runs back, grabs salt and peeper packets and runs off*
Thanks!
anyone seen a extra ‘e’ around here, I have a ‘p’ that is looking for him.
PEEPER!!!
…*snork*
Peter picked a pock of pookled peepers.
Well at least no flying mammals in the peepers.
*dials 911*
“Hello, umm I’d like to report a rabid man on the street.”
Fail
sadly, being at work and unable to use the volume, i have nothing of substance to add…sorry all *hangs head in shame*
The public flogging will begin in 5 mintues.
no, please god, no!!
Oh…..YES.
Sorry it has to be done… Miss Whiplash over here please… no sound now…1 2 3…
penis
KNIFE! HATCHET!
Cleaver!
Ward & June?
Wally you talking about?
BEAV me alone! er…..
Wally, you were way to hard on the beaver last night.
Golly gee! I’m sorry about that
Oh it’s the name things you don’t have game!!!
I love this game!
Sarah Palin?
Gaylord.
Am i missing something, seriously, what’s so funny?
Stupid humor fail
its a upright piano with 20 cubic feet of spadctwserfe!LOL!
Hey, at least he got the upright part correct.
Yeah, but did you notice the chilly reaction from the contestants?
Really, I thought most of them accepted that it was a piano in spite of the visual evidence to the contrary.
“it’s an upright piano”
The piano has cookies. It must be friendly
the contestants are so dazed being at contestants row that they rarely can hear what Rich is saying
They just gave Drew Carey the cold shoulder.
Who wouldn’t? *yech*
Damn, Randolpho, we just can’t seem to get this pun train out of the station…
Ice see what you did there.
Icy what you did there.
Looks like this pun run is getting a chilly reception…
Everybody’s giving it the cold shoulder.
Maybe they will warm up to the idea given time.
Yeah, seriously, not cool.
(Horrible pun fail D:)
lol xD
Does he give a demonstration of how you play that particular upright piano? That would be worth seeing.
First song… yes, we have no bananas.
… followed by the Tart in your Eyes is Shining (Aerosmith)
and finally, Cheeseburger in Price is Right.
Drew Cary is BORING as the host! How’d he get to be thus, anyway?
*In best Adam Sandler voice*
Goddamn, I hate that Bob Barker!
Bob Barker was{IS}ANCIENT, remember when he used to dye his hair?
And he referred to himself as a ‘middle aged man’ when it was found out he was fooling around with that blonde busty model. He was in his late 70’s, I suppose he thinks he’ll live to be 150?
I think he already IS 150.
Bob Barker should be spayed and neutered.
….and he should have his balls cut off.
Where is Ryannon, anyway?
She fell into the chasm of failblog, along with fuzz and dilly.
Poor thing must be feeling like quite the third wheel!
In Arkansas where there are balls a plenty
Have you mutilated all of the ones in your previous state and are now looking for fresh meat?
All my mutilating days were in Florida before I ever moved to NJ. I left my knives behind me.
*a collective sigh is heard around the world*
Is that what that noise was? I thought the building was settling.
They shriveled up over a century ago.
Jar of raisins?
Wait, what?
With a Mix of lemon Juice, salt, and Sulphuric Acid!
redundancy?
If you look carefully I think you will find he always was.
Well, when he did Truth Or Consequences, he might have been middle aged then.
The initial product description is wrong bitch!
haha. the price is fail, bitch.
well done for spotting the fail. We all applaud you here.
You must be the most intelectual person here, far superior to me as I can’t spell intelectual. You must be the first person to EVER spot this fail. The Only Problem is that they spelt Blue2thFairy as N-I-C-H-O-L-A-S. Well done.
*Applauds*
It took 3 listens and a final push to pay attention to realize he was laughing about the upright piano and not the steel trim he might have been imagining on the “model” All this traveling is making my mind numb
*checks Ryannon’s tracking log*
Not tracking
*contacts Fedex*
People really need to stop frigging using the word “spelt” instead of “spelled”. You do not sound more intelligent. You sound like a moron.
Even if you’re from the UK.
DAWOOFABLAAAAA!!!!!!!
Mmmm… left over chinese, cheesecake, and mozart.
Haha! Gotta love The Price is Right!
The price is WRONG, bitch!!
Thanks for that!
Greatest movie of its day….just on that day, not any other day.
A whole lotta movies like that.
Right after this, they had a camera that took really interesting pictures of horses.
XD Taxonomy FAIL. That was great.
Fail reference win!
LOL thats quite a piano LOL
Brand new on the American market
He said it was a piano when it was actually a refrigerator.
Thanks for clearing that up… by the way, do you use a dedicated drool rag, or just your shirt sleeve?
Wait…I thought it was a horse. Or a butterfly. Or was it a moth…?
It’s a fuzzy caterpillar. Or something. I don’t have sound on this computer.
He did?
Are you Captain Obvious in disguise?
Are you Captain Obvious in disguise?
Are you Capitain Reptative in disguse?
repetitive?
yes, mini capitain obvious, I had a typo…
Cap’n crunch.
is yummy cereal .. Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch!
Reciprocate?
Reprobate?
Hyperbolate
Assimilate… OH NO!
Masturbate?
Did that this morning, thanks for the offer though
here we go again…
Masticate
What the heck? I only submitted it once. I think failblog failed this one.
wasn’t “upright piano” used as an metaphor of some sort…?
Yes, it was a metaphor for being wrong.
That refrigerator is completely impractical.
I mean, piano.
I dunno, something like that being dual duty….
refrigerano?
Pianerator?
eh, maybe not, now that I think about it “Pianerator” sounds like a penis enlargement tool….proly not something you want to put food in.
*sigh*
Longer sausage leads to happier guests!
For you know.. cook outs.. and the like
Haven’t seen m.r. s.a.u.a.g.e. lately.
s.
Maybe he met Mrs. Grinder?
Ni!
He’s around. We’re all around.
talons, you’ve become a lurker? no wonder it’s been so peaceful lately!
*pulls Loz back*
No, no, don’t tap the glass sweetie. It just makes them mad.
It’s called product convergence isn’t it? Like combining a ‘phone and camera or a rocket launcher and push bike
push bike?
Bike with pedals. Oblique reference to Swiss Army bike (which may be slightly wrong it may have a mount point for a machine gun)
What a stupid mistake to make ! I guess the voiceover guy never saw a REAL upright piano.
*goes to play his upright flute*
Shaped like a sausage.
In the market for a Pianerator? 100% guarantee to make your “upright flute” longer to hit those high notes!
naming fail, never seen such a upright pianerator nor an upright flute
but hey whoever posts next fails at life for misunderstanding the upright fail of the fail person in the fail video on the youtube failsite.
Nope. Read it three times and still see no connection between the words.
you win for failing at life^^
The spaces are all the same. Does that help?
name change
I think that “piano” is free for 500 yen. It’s hard to play because you really have to push it in all the way and do it hard. At least that’s what she said.
I thought “upright piano” was the refrigerator’s model name
I have an upright piano, in fact, it’s in my kitchen and it serves me food. Talk about pure WIN.
i DONT have an upright piano in my NOT kitchen, but it still serves the purpose of giving me a pretty picture on my failwall behind my failscreen when watching youtube failsite, isnt that 99% fail with 85% being half?
my logic must be flawless since i am refering to a post before mine by a fail person
Come again ?
That’s what SHE said.
as long as ur upright^^
Trying to hard to sound witty … fail. You are as about as humorous as an upright piano out of tune.
I’d say the person in front of me is fail as 85% is half of 98% and not of 99%!! Also, I too have an upright piano, it plays Mozart’s Spoonlight Serenade
Isnt it Mozart’s Spoonlight Marinade?
Bob is rolling over in his grave…
-K
the real problem here is he isn’t dead, get a shovel!
I have a rusty grapefruit fork! Who needs some eyes carved out?
You can say THAT again.
Thank you, I guess I double clicked “Add Comment”:P
Nah, sometimes failblog messes up and double posts for you even if you hit submit only once. It’s a bug someone should look into.
I have a rusty grapefruit fork! Who needs some eyes carved out?
That man will never die. He’s like a giant cockroach with really, really white hair.
I have this picture of the voice over guy switching off his mike & saying to the producer; “Did I just say upright piano?”
I think someone played a little joke on him.
Voice-over guy: “Did I just say upright piano?”
Crew: *silence*
Voice-over guy: “Alright, which one of you pansy-ass, piece off sh*t motherfckers changed the godda*n script to say piano?
Crew: *laughs and giggles*
Harvey’s Bristol cream.
Don’t mind if I do.
I just Harvey’s Bristol Cream!
Quick, someone an action verb!!!
Launched?
Haha at the little old lady on the left!!
sadly enough this happens a lot now that drew has taken over….
it is like amateur night at game show camp
Carey is lousy.
Drew has nothing to do with Rich messing up. Drew didn’t “take over” anything except host…just a gig reciting lines and entertaining the audience. He has nothing to do with typos or wrong product lists. Learn how shows work before you make statements against Drew
Kitcatbrat isn’t just the president of the Drew Carey Hair Club, she’s also a customer!
… and the proud owner of an upright piano!
lol I wish I owned a beautiful upright piano, but no I just work on the show and see everybody in action. People don’t know how much more Rich messes up than Drew. They keep Drew’s mistakes in for comedic value and then just retake all the voiceover stuff. Not sure why they left this one in…maybe because they thought it was funny.
Sorry I just like Drew Carrey so much better than Bob Barker because Bob was an asshole to everybody and Drew is the total opposite
Seriously, what they needed to do was to get ahold of Colin, Ryan, and Wayne and give them parts on the show. Colin could be one of the ladies formerly known as Barker’s Beauties (Drew’s Damsels?). Ryan could be a contestant who never wins. Wayne could… I dunno, be part of some of the pricing games. It would have been a glorious and epic fail.
its a piano?
Yeah, it is. You know it because it’s upright.
I really don’t get this because I’m metric.
I really don’t get this because I’m mental.
I really don’t get this because I’m a metric mentalist
I really don’t get this because I’m a mental metricist
I’m really just mental, wait what did I say! How dare I!!!!!!!!
*slaps self and falls to the floor*
fail @all the metric mentalists that fail the mental metricists
Oh, I see. He said it was a piano. I thought he did the measurements wrong or something. Sorry, I’m tired.
video fail
I wish I had a piano like that…
(If music be the food of love, play on!)
Its a new PIANO! … Drew…
*drew giggling* Ohhhhh… time for a new announcer.
I actually saw this fail when it aired. I have never laughed so hard before in my life.
I never laughed so hard before in your life too.
Or neither.
Shit, Drew Carrey has really put on weight!
That’s one great piano.
I was at that taping! So funny.
Honk honk!
We want you to come home, Bob Barker. :’(
oh i wish i had a piano with pinapples in it
Isn’t that the first line of the second verse of “Home on the Range”?
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shut up u idioz
Erm… What’s the fail here?
That’s awesome.
Where do you get the Fred Sandford shirt like that guy on the end is wearing…SWEETNESS!
how is that a fail???
oh, and the fail is that the booby said it was a piano when it’s a prostitue.
Its a new UPRIGHT PIANOhshit…..
yeah, im probly mental! I dunn evan no whut me sayin! what is this contraption i am tiping on! WOW
MOM i like this video because it said “Upright Piano”!!!!!!!!!!
It no peano! *falls off chair, the proseeds to scratch butt*
… Drew Carey Fail, just because.
Of course there’s another fail in the clip. The audience and 2 contestants were still clapping. What that shows is how the screening is for those shows, you don’t get to be a contestant unless you are “the type” walking in and the audience just acts like mindless sign followers.
that’s a cool piano