Comments on: Special Fail

By: boobs

boobs — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:39:12 +0000

like the name

By: boobs

boobs — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:38:44 +0000

sup dawgs

By: Taylor

Taylor — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:35:31 +0000

it’s on brock between rossland and taunton.
next to the pizza pizza and platinum fitness.

By: Taylor

Taylor — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:30:11 +0000

lol wow, there’s a good chance I know you to guys then.

I live just down the street from that plaza

By: dukethepcdr

dukethepcdr — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:09:49 +0000

Anyone who would waste money getting a fake tan might actually think that’s a great deal. After all, they did use the word “free”.

By: Hakidia

Hakidia — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:46:00 +0000

Is that first in some strange language?

By: Airin

Airin — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:36:13 +0000

That’s no fail! It’s just a brilliant marketing gimmick! Those patrons that choose that “special” are the big fat fail-ers!

By: Hunter

Hunter — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:56:18 +0000

i dont work at these places anymore, so i dont care. Sears, Mervyns, Wal mart….

they all do exactly the same thing. on the day of the special, we put the signs that say buy one get one free up, and then mark everything double the price. its sad…..makes me feel dirty….

By: wardrich

wardrich — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:36:11 +0000

What’s even more fail is how much they like to use apostrophes on their site to pluralize words, and yet they miss the apostrophe from the contraction “one’s”. PS: I live somewhere around there, I just can’t put my finger on the location. That’s not around Brock and Rossland is it?

By: Taylor

Taylor — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:30:20 +0000

Lawl! xD

By: khouri

khouri — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:26:46 +0000

Oh, never mind, got it.

By: khouri

khouri — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:23:43 +0000

….I don’t get it. Can someone explain….?

By: talldude88

talldude88 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:07:46 +0000

I have like 8 suns.

By: rawr

rawr — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:00:55 +0000

Yeah, only Texas has stars on the ground.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:46:02 +0000

You don’t need bar codes to barter…

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:45:35 +0000

It’s just a poem…although that certainly could happen if a certain liberal gets elected to the White House.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:47:00 +0000

You’ve had too much of the dihydrogen monoxide with the killer rainbows.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:45:19 +0000

Aww! But is that no-spin rule a “Fermi” no-spin rule?

(Physics pun. Working at the particle accelerator causes one’s sense of humor to decay faster than element 118.)

By: ENG

ENG — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:23:20 +0000

I don’t see the fail here. What’s the matter?

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:13:29 +0000

Eigenvalue what you think, but this is a no-spin zone.

By: Mouse

Mouse — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:47:54 +0000

Rainbows aren’t just around the sun and the moon anymore.

By: Mouse

Mouse — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:45:58 +0000

Well, Connie, if it was your sign and your salon, it is quite a relief that you got more comments on it than anyone else. If the clerk at the nearest Rite Aid pharmacy had gotten the most comments, he would have been extremely confused.

By: Mouse

Mouse — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:32:45 +0000

But once we scanned Shadow’s bar code…

By: Mouse

Mouse — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:30:08 +0000

You have no chance to survive.

By: Mouse

Mouse — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:29:18 +0000

Fourth of July plumes in red, yellow, and blue?
Is that a sign of Old Glory getting jaundiced or just urinated on?

By: Mouse

Mouse — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:22:44 +0000

Have you seen the heels that Minnie wears to bed?

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:21:20 +0000

The result of a genetics experiment gone totally wrong.

By: Se7eN

Se7eN — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:46:45 +0000

LMFAO

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:44:26 +0000

Shadow! I barely recognized you!

By: Sweet Sister Morphine

Sweet Sister Morphine — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:08:04 +0000

Disgruntled employee win?

By: ErickB

ErickB — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:04:55 +0000

Here, hit him with this barbell.

By: ErickB

ErickB — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:02:18 +0000

Wait if Pluto is a dog, whats Goofy?

By: coyote

coyote — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:43:08 +0000

Pluto is the dog that belongs to Mickey Mouse. Anyone wish to argue that?

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:49:19 +0000

John Barleycorn should die.

By: Shadow

Shadow — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:26:57 +0000

Blah, blah, blah, change we can believe in, blah blah blah, not conservative America, blah blah blah not liberal America, blah blah blah, United States of America.

By: Shadow

Shadow — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:24:41 +0000

Guess who’s barking mad to show his face here again

By: loey

loey — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:09:15 +0000

Must be in Texas. ’cause those stars at night sure are big and bright.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:50:35 +0000

Hee…!

Blah, blah, blah…GINGER!

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:40:08 +0000

*goes to watch Barbarella*

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:34:47 +0000

I am reminded of “what the dog hears”.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:19:16 +0000

I accidentally the sign.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:18:45 +0000

Maybe the killer rainbows in the dihydrogen monoxide got to him…

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:17:38 +0000

We physicists are 1, 1, 1, 1/2.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:17:08 +0000

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer…

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:16:26 +0000

The deal is the Bar Mitzvah Special.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:15:01 +0000

I was in this prematurely air-conditioned super market

and there were all these aisles

and there were all these bathing caps that you could buy

which had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them

they were red and yellow and blue

I wasn’t tempted to buy one

but I was reminded of the fact that I had been avoiding

the beach.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:13:47 +0000

As opposed to Obama, who needs a TelePrompTer like a crack addict needs a fix.

Seriously. He makes noise–seven minutes of “um”s from one speech alone.

By: x-bert

x-bert — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:21:35 +0000

I’m usually wrong? or you’re usually contradictory?

By: Cessnance

Cessnance — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:52:36 +0000

I’m a barrister and I approve this message.

By: lolbukkit

lolbukkit — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:13:52 +0000

The only thing “special” about that special is the people that fall for it! :O