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okijhhkjh
let me help you there:
“FIRST!”
No, I’m sure okijhhkjh is correct. On Pluto, that is.
What’d Disney ever do to you?
Oh. I see. Har Har. Hear my sarcastic laugh.
But seriously, Touche, Dan. Touche.
*bows*
*claps*
They have medication for that…
Will your witty comments never end?
Oh, the humiliation. To be burnt twice in one thread.
They will end in about two minutes. It’s 9:30 pm, I’m just about to close up work and go home, I’m over it. Nice sarcasm by the way.
Aww, I was enjoying watching you two go at it. Dan really took the mickey out of BondFan.
Damn, that confirms it… I always suspected Mickey was gay, with that high-pitched mouse voice, and the always-sunny outlook. I can never watch a Disney cartoon again!
Does Minnie know of all this? I think we should be suspicious of Goofy and Donald as well.
You are all blasphemers for watching that Disney garbage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tik78-wgLT0
And here I was thinking I was going to see the Palestinian Mickey Mouse. I didn’t expect the
Spanish InquisitionIlluminati…Wait a tick… What the hell, my posts with links never show up! Conspiracy!!!
Loz…
How did you find that video? Because it’s scary, and I laughed my ass off before realizing the maker acually meant it. And then I still laughed my ass off.
That video was awesome! I really enjoyed the music while the nutjob was speaking. Of course, now I have the movie Aladdin running through my head. Every. Single. Line.
(sadly I really do know almost every damned line in that movie)
Now all of you know the truth. You’ll be in danger when Walt Disney is unfrozen
Have you seen the heels that Minnie wears to bed?
Pluto isn’t a planet anymore FAIL!!!
Pluto isn’t a planet anymore FAIL!!!
Pluto is still a dwarf planet FAIL!!
Pluto-Charon binary system double post FAIL?
Triple fail. Arguing that your right when even the definition/ requirements for a planet are still being changed and when the celestial body in question is still referred to as a planet in most school and uni’s throughout the world.
Typing out a long post, yet being to lazy to type ‘universities’ FAIL.
And I’m arguing that YOU’RE wrong.
As usual.
You’re all wrong, you wrongy mcwrongertons!
What section are those in?
I’m usually wrong? or you’re usually contradictory?
Pluto is the dog that belongs to Mickey Mouse. Anyone wish to argue that?
Wait if Pluto is a dog, whats Goofy?
The result of a genetics experiment gone totally wrong.
Um… Just because it’s not a planet doesn’t mean that intelligent beings don’t live on it speaking that particular language.
Imagination Fail.
Being able to speak a language isn’t necessarily a sign of intelligence. Just look at Bush and Palin. While I understand the noise they’re making . . .
politics fail
As opposed to Obama, who needs a TelePrompTer like a crack addict needs a fix.
Seriously. He makes noise–seven minutes of “um”s from one speech alone.
I am reminded of “what the dog hears”.
Hee…!
Blah, blah, blah…GINGER!
Blah, blah, blah, change we can believe in, blah blah blah, not conservative America, blah blah blah not liberal America, blah blah blah, United States of America.
that’s retard for first.
Jimmy posts first, and no one cares.
Excellent song from Moriarty:
When I was young I used to wait
On master and hand him his plate
Pass him the bottle when he got dry
And brush away the blue-tail fly
Chorus
Jimmy crack corn, and I don’t care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don’t care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don’t care
My master’s gone away
When he would ride in the afternoon
I’d follow him with my hickory broom
The pony being rather shy
When bitten by the blue-tail fly
Chorus
One day he rode around the farm
Flies so numerous that they did swarm
One chanced to bite him on the thigh
The devil take the blue-tail fly
Chorus
Well the pony jumped, he start, he pitch
He threw my master in the ditch
He died and the jury wondered why
The verdict was the blue-tail fly
Chorus
Now he lies beneath the ‘simmon tree
His epitaph is there to see
“Beneath this stone I’m forced to lie
The victim of the blue-tail fly”
Jimmy Aaja
Jimmy Aaja
Jimmy Aaja
Time and time again you keep pushing that button!
Man/Lady, you sure know how to google !
I was in this prematurely air-conditioned super market
and there were all these aisles
and there were all these bathing caps that you could buy
which had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them
they were red and yellow and blue
I wasn’t tempted to buy one
but I was reminded of the fact that I had been avoiding
the beach.
Fourth of July plumes in red, yellow, and blue?
Is that a sign of Old Glory getting jaundiced or just urinated on?
It’s just a poem…although that certainly could happen if a certain liberal gets elected to the White House.
sign is clearly a joke. FAIL@
Is that first in some strange language?
This is what it happens when too much Daylight Saving occurs: you need to buy special tans at double the price because all the sun is owned by governments.
Bush says, “All your suns are belong to us”…
Gore moves his ZIG for great environment.
You have no chance to survive.
I have like 8 suns.
Are you sure Lou? The sign mentions sand being pivotal to a tan. Maybe only in California?
what a bargain!
Surely a barloss?
A barbecue.
A barbeprompt.
Lets go to a bar to settle the argument
But not the Epstein Barr, if you don’t mind.
No need to be barbaric.
Like a Berber Barbar?
How about King Babar’s barber?
Only when I visit the Barbary coast.
Be careful of the barbed wire.
We put that around the barley field.
you can barely see it.
What, no mention of Barbapapa? Philistines!
I’m a barrister and I approve this message.
The deal is the Bar Mitzvah Special.
*goes to watch Barbarella*
Guess who’s barking mad to show his face here again
John Barleycorn should die.
Here, hit him with this barbell.
Shadow! I barely recognized you!
But once we scanned Shadow’s bar code…
You don’t need bar codes to barter…
as long as they’re not the cutting the children
You’re barking up the wrong tree with a non-pun post.
He barged right into the wrong nest.
He nested in the wrong barge
Home Movies Win!
I always tan with sand anyway, so not interested.
Sandblasting win?
LMFAO
That’s where you draw the line.
smart, they invest money for the second tan and make even a plus on that… now that’s new economy!
This way, you only pay shipping and handling once!
holy shit where was this taken? It looks like right near my house.
where are you?…Ontario?..whitby?
yeah, exactly!
lol wow, there’s a good chance I know you to guys then.
I live just down the street from that plaza
Ninth! Yes! Clostest I’ve ever been to first!! ….agh, someday…
Well, technically it’s sixth, but whatever… >_>
Pst, seventh!
Stop! You’re confusing us all!
*Cries in corner*
*hands bondfan a tissue*
there there
Thanks…
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer…
I guess you’re one of those 1,2,3,3-mathematicians.
Yes, and when he travels he flies out of the 1,1,2,3 terminals at the Failport.
i count like a troll – one two many lots.
Ook! (Discworld FTW!)
SQUEEK. (Same!)
We physicists are 1, 1, 1, 1/2.
Eigenvalue what you think, but this is a no-spin zone.
Aww! But is that no-spin rule a “Fermi” no-spin rule?
(Physics pun. Working at the particle accelerator causes one’s sense of humor to decay faster than element 118.)
OH MY GOODNESS!! One tan at double price, and the next one is free?! That’s better than the 0 for price of two deal!!
Better than 0% off?
Yeah, all new no price.
How about 1 for the price of 2?
BFF sweetie, you’re wasting your half-term break on failblog. Get out and play!
I am quite busy most of the day. I only comment on one or two fails per day.
Anyway, my holiday is almost over. Thanks for the advice, though.
I don’t think 0% off is such a great deal. You still have to pay 100% and that’s more than half!
and when you do it THEY’LL KNOW WHERE YOU’RE SITTING
This isn’t a fail, it’s someone with a good sense of humor, doing marketing.
OMG ! What if ALL the fails on this site were performed by marketeers ? And what if this site was just designed to lure us into buying…
*suddenly realizes wearing 4 “T-Shirts You’ll Actually Wear” and frantically starts squishing his Squishables*
AAAAAAH! Why am I reading a Michelle Moran book?! And where did this K&N Air Filter come from?
Even worse… how does ‘he’ know what it would feel like were it on said ‘try me’ stand???
I feel quite sick!
I feel turned on.
I am not surprised.
Where’s Sausage when you need him?
Very odd .. apparently failblog takes exception to links even if they are from this site … 2 of my posts disappear and reappear randomly. ..
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In the little search box up there type “try me”
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and for the other one goto engrish section and type “corn”
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Then you will know what is referred to …
well lets say you paid for 2 of them, then the next 3 could be free!
maybe you would keep SOME money…..
The sad part is that some people would actually buy that… and I know a few.
Did anyone stop to think that this one might be a deliberate joke?
I’ve seen these types of billboards posted for humor before at various locations. “Buy one, get the second for full price. What a deal!” or “$12. Big special: buy two for $24″.
Looks like the fail here is the person that submitted this one.
Which seems to be a common problem on these versions that don’t require any creativity.
We have gotten more comments on this sign than anyone else…of course it was deliberate, b ut you wouldn’t believe how many people came into my salon and said that we made a mistake on the sigh..duhhhhhh!!!!!
Where are all of the people with a sense of humour nowadays?
I think it’s just assumed that spray-on tanning products, when combined with bleach and acetone will make you a ditsy blond with no concept of simple humor… hence patrons not “getting it”.
Well, Connie, if it was your sign and your salon, it is quite a relief that you got more comments on it than anyone else. If the clerk at the nearest Rite Aid pharmacy had gotten the most comments, he would have been extremely confused.
you hit it right on the head
LOL…yeah..
This is great because people who actually go and tan are stupid enough to think “wow, that’s a great deal”
You could have finished that sentence at ‘enough’.
another fail fail. This one’s not a fail – it’s deliberate. It’s like the sign I used to see at a country bottle shop “FREE SLAB OF BEER WITH EVERY $32 BAG OF ICE!!”
Slab? Does that come with a large bag of pizza?
Of course it was deliberate.
English reading comprehension FAIL.
It says “next ONES”, not “next ONE”. So: pay 2, and get 3 or 4 or 5 if you want. Even Michael Jackson could be black again, paying just double the price.
Overthinking fail.
Mistaking “overthinking” for “thinking at all” FAIL.
Maybe the killer rainbows in the dihydrogen monoxide got to him…
Rainbows aren’t just around the sun and the moon anymore.
Truth in advertising!
it’s a win for the business if someone actual takes them up on the offer.
FAIL to the people who do. WIN for the business.
It’s a big win for the business. It’s basically a filter that identifies people so gullible you’ll probably be able to sell them anything at any price you name.
great job, best sign i ever created look where it is now!
You did good…that’s a fantastic sign!!!…too bad more people didn’t have the sense of humour to truly get it!!!
This looks like every strip mall in Canada, it’s got a pizza pizza and a shoppers drug mart. Haha
Hey, that’s a small business owner who really knows his customer!
Hahaha they really figured that one out!
Lulz
Yay >< my picture made it to front page!
I sign was change with in the week to something new lol
This sign make me lawl everytime!
I accidentally the sign.
Lawl! xD
I don’t get the fail.
looks like a fair deal to me
The only thing “special” about that special is the people that fall for it! :O
Must be in Texas. ’cause those stars at night sure are big and bright.
Yeah, only Texas has stars on the ground.
Disgruntled employee win?
I don’t see the fail here. What’s the matter?
You’ve had too much of the dihydrogen monoxide with the killer rainbows.
….I don’t get it. Can someone explain….?
Oh, never mind, got it.
What’s even more fail is how much they like to use apostrophes on their site to pluralize words, and yet they miss the apostrophe from the contraction “one’s”. PS: I live somewhere around there, I just can’t put my finger on the location. That’s not around Brock and Rossland is it?
it’s on brock between rossland and taunton.
next to the pizza pizza and platinum fitness.
i dont work at these places anymore, so i dont care. Sears, Mervyns, Wal mart….
they all do exactly the same thing. on the day of the special, we put the signs that say buy one get one free up, and then mark everything double the price. its sad…..makes me feel dirty….
That’s no fail! It’s just a brilliant marketing gimmick! Those patrons that choose that “special” are the big fat fail-ers!
Anyone who would waste money getting a fake tan might actually think that’s a great deal. After all, they did use the word “free”.
sup dawgs
like the name